hes curled up on this couch n theres nonother spave on tyebcouch

>>499549
where is dog

also on couch

>>499552
HES NOT

>>499553
what part i mean
by his feet?
obscuring his face like up against his chest?

FUCK

i feel like if u invite a girl over u should try n hang out with her

i'm just saying it sounds like you could go up to the couch by his side and like get up in his face or if he's turned around play with his hair and neck and ears a little, smth like that
say something in a sweet voice a little low
it's ez

whatever

>>499562
if someone used my toothbrush even if we were in a long term relationship i am getting a new goddamn toothbrush
nahhhhhhhhh
nahnahnah

>>499568
sorry ur feeling neglected over there tho :c

IF I MOCE THW FUCJING DOG GETS ALL STUPUD N HYPER

fucking

GAHAAHAH

kills mtself in his living room

>>499579
start blasting heavy metal at him if you're too scared to kiss him
make fun of him for neglecting you
rizz him into bullying you

brat rizz always works in a pinch

im just upset

inwanna go home this fucjing sucjs

>>499585
steal his dog

I DNT WANT HIS STUOID FUCJING DOG

>>499588
oh sorry right
steal his couch

right out from under hum

do it like that tablecloth trick
then he just falls onto the floor in the exact same position
the perfect crime

drizzle maple syrup on him and then get your stuff and go home and leave him to wake up covered in face ants

not just weird it's a huge dick move i get why rose is upset fwiw

>>499596
can't help it imma brat

bro was doing dmt yesterday i think

>>499603
RIGHT?

>>499599
that faggot he should do dmt with you

why do ppl do shit that makes tgem tired before hanging out with me?? kys

that's why i keep everyone i love locked in coffins until it's time for them to see me
gotta make sure they're charged up

rose would you like me to lock you in a coffin would that make you feel better

google maps isnf loading idk how to fucking get home fuck this

>>499613
yes

my car has a compass in the mirror and this has single handedly made it possible for me to drive without maps
when i get into a car with no compass i am fucking LOST
but if i know which way the roads point i know where everything is

>>499618
hehe is pretty yay

>>499624
it allows me to chart which roads run north to south and east to west as i drive them, and it's for some reason just way easier for me to track my lefts and rights and like, if i need to detour find a way back onto my route, when i can plot it onto turning around a compass rose
>never eat shredded wheat
>okay take two lefts

gonna go to bed :(

this shit made me sad

>>499626
oh wait i know why this helps
it's because i learned to drive staring at google maps
with the compass pointing north to up and east to the right and west to the left lol

>>499638
oh i split my vision when i used maps. the turning directions are ill timed and piss me off so i try to stay a couple of turns ahead in my mind like, knowing the next several steps and checking it on and off on the screen

>>499626
the brainworms are telling me this might be male behavior urgh
the other brainworms tell me this itself is a sexist thought

>>499650
oh, hello

>>499654
i have one of those big italy noses :]
it's one thing i refuse to change with srs
it makes me look stately
based nose enjoyer

noooose

>>499659
sadchan hiii! hope you're well :)
also okay yeah that's a bit weird. everything has that line somewhere lol
thank god i don't have any weird fetishes
i kinda feel for those people
like gross fix yourself
but it is probably hard to, and embarassing in the meantime

glasses isn't a weird kink right
that's pretty tame
but they stay on lol

>>499672
#edit delete this and replace it with a rap about how it's not cool to do drugs

god dammit lol

>>499678
>>499682
you can make friends through these interest without being a sloppy horndog actually
these are both great social hobbies

i am sorry you're isolated :c
but i also have hope for you finding frens! :)

>>499689
also okay maybe go for gamers
it's easier to find that without going to schweaty-boy hobby stores
you can find gaming friends on like, bumble for friends or meetup even

videogame store employees are also usually gamers and if you're charismatic you can befriend them over a few visits
i used to be friends with some GameStop people from a mall i worked at