u had the mind palace out on that one

>>499755
he failed..... alexa this is so sad

not unless u beat me at speedy random chess

https://lichess.org/4mkrDF7e

boojer i choose u

gg

u have bested me

u do

ok

did 7

10

.play eye of the tiger

another 10

that's 20

i think u no longer own me

i worked off my debt

#itsover (384)

don't u have a responsibility towards ur property?

so strong....

>>499805
yeah i didn't think it'd cheer u up... :/

it's true of when ur on here

:)

ty <3 I'm not really good at saying the right things

so i appreciate you saying that too

.play blue mondayu

waow

another of my friends is p lonely too but she's a euro in highschool, i suggested clubs but ig they don't have school clubs there. she's interested in skateboarding n other punk type stuff. how did you find that stuff as a kid sadchan?

because you did that kind of stuff right?

I suggested getting a skateboard n going to the park. I hope she will

.play don't fear the reaper

.play 2hollis

.skip (video skipped)

.skip (video skipped)

.play 100gecs

damn

https://lichess.org/mGp71VJ1

>>499826
brat

>>499829
faster n u

heh u just gotta challenge booj while she's away

i m :3c

u r 2

AH

WUH

IM AWAKE IM AWAKE

JESUS FUCK IM AWAKE ALREADY

awww

ugh hi

how long was i out

i womber if at any point i was ahead in that game

>>499856
can we kiss?

there may be downsides to the 'throw em in' stragegy

.play 100 gecs hollywood

u got rumplstiltzkinned

>>499861
w-what? but.... how was i asleep for 14 whole years..... and how am i alive????

opworm is still trying to grow the site

>>499867
im onwy fwee

look at the little polka dots on his scarf

little shitstain

:)

>>499880
is this what u look like

i thought u either looked like johnny cage, or blond doctor house

>>499887
faggot

>>499889
prove it

>>499891
i was trying to give u a hint......

yes stupid

whose opinion do you care about more the mods or me do you even love me at all i cant believe u

>>499895

>he does not know...................... knowers stay winning while un-knowers remain trampled in the dust..... so it shall always remain......... almost sad.........

insane dubs

>>499944
naaa nanaaanaaa naaa naaa naaaa naanaaaaaaaaaaa

one time i was in the woods and i saw this big ass pig and there was a bunch of fur all over it and sadchan ur not a pathetic creep ur a favorite of this board we all luv u pls dont be mean to urself we all love u

>>499961
idk it was in texas shit just happens out there

my bf has a treadmill in his basement. goofy motherfucker

>>499968
i asked him if he could do that but he wussed out

im half joking

for real tho i had him choke me and he stopped cuz he thought i was gonna die lol

25 posts away frum the massive fuckign get....................... we can do this............ only 25 posts awaty.................... post 25 posts uu can make it....... only 25 posts and u will get this shit........

one time i saw this rlly big house and there were always vultures outside of it and this woman lived in it that looked kinda like that elf lady fromlord of the rings and my parents told me she was a ghost and one time the vultures were eating a dead squirrel or something outside of there but seriously it was like a comically huge houes it was insane i dont even think it eas just because i was little it was supernatural haunted house shit i bet she really was a ghost

>>499963
4 minutes ago

vultures can actually be taught to speak human language

i wonder what weight sadchan wants to be at the end of summer

>>499989
send vid

let's save it for sadchan after her exercise

twinkanon NOOOOOOO

motherfucker

i was talking to that infernal twink

one time i saw this big ass dinosaur and it tried to bite my arm off but i didnt let it no sir

they got a censored version of the entire first terrifier movie on yt lole

one time i ran for a rlly long time and then my legs hurt

I'll go for a run 2 mbe but idk how motivating that is

it's tough being alone with lots of distractions

ok i go run : )

i'll post my lil fitness tracker when i get back

https://lichess.org/MN79ITqZ

chat i beat the ez ai

o fugg run tiem

pls clap tho

yeh

one time i was on a swing as a lil kid and i did a backflip off it and fell on my ass and then when i sat up the swing came back and hit me in the face

>>500132
one time i sat down in an anthill

one time i put an anthill in my dick

like human centipede 2

bro they made a third one

and they get worse with each one

yes for real

wednesday

getting an enema kit

and that he wears a condom i know i know ive been studying

terry hi hello