「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
this is me
>>501221
#2d6 (3 + 4 = 7)
nah not happening
!shroomyssg
>>501224
>underaged drinking isn't a thing
>>501230
#2d6 (5 + 2 = 7)
Check this out
Fuck
Okay
Well
if i roll a 7 i'll go eat an orange
#2d6 (2 + 2 = 4)
tea anon, you need a strapless dress
!shroomyssg
n also drinking age is different in some countries, i know some euro countries allow 18 or 16 year olds to do it
So there
If I roll above a 7, tea anon will give me a kiss
#2d6 (2 + 6 = 8)
>>501239
18 is one thing tho 16 sounds crazy
!shroomyssg
>>501242
maybe im mixing it up with the age of consent
>>501241
am i having to book a plane ticket now
i did not expect this 50/50 chance to turn out this way
>>501245
Nah, that shouldn't be a 50/50. But, it does mean if I am ever in Toronto, I will find you.
okay i know. it's 1/3 : 2/3 but like im not a math nerd
>>501248
Math major btw
my cat is trying out a new sleeping position
CUTE!
hes gay so i dont like him
>>501252
::hug
>>501253
what about bisexuals? Do you like bisexuals???
>>501255
maybe... i lied when i said i dont like him cuz hes gay i actually do like my cat
!shroomyssg
>>501254
is that /x/ tan
!shroomyssg
i wonder who the artist is
>>501258
::shrug
>>501257
Good
!shroomyssg
>>501260
newfag!
::stare
!shroomyssg
from other bbses
>>501263
#link
fuck how do you
>>501258
/x/tan, keksandra,/po/tan, and er... not online enough for the last one
Probably /out/ if I had to guess
>>501269
/#tag then whatever the tag is
>>501263
#nom
dugle
::gle llewd
>>501282
They killed straw girls comfort character in the movie
>>501284
omg ur right :((((((
!shroomyssg
>>501283
vriska would not be agp
!shroomyssg
she would definitely make fun of them
>>501289
at least brigitte and ginger eat him alive
>>501285
I like when they shove their faces into their bodies
:D
.play baby seal seal bed
>>501294
literally me
wanna cuddle a girl
:>
had to take care of roomie 2day
acid tip comedown wasnt good
awww yea
hope u had sum time to care for self
would help unwind bwa
!shroomyssg
>>501301
you should've flailed your arms in front of them and screeched
might try n get premid working on zen
fuckin
200x4=800 of total 1200ish 50% of 1200 is 600 meaning 4 months of electro is 50% reduction, 3 more sessions a total of seven months would reduce the original 1200 to likely 100 or less, hence 4 electros is a massive improvement, and 7 electros is in the ballpark of stache hair so thin only the worst assholes would grief ypu for it, so 4 sessions a big deal and 7 like a holy experience
premid tries to get you to disable ur adblock then has an option not to and does the uwu you dont want to support me n click it over n over
>>501310
i am a math major and i can confirm that 200 x 4 = 800. thank you.
one time i went up into a mountain and there was snow everywhere
c:
we used to get way too much snow n ice storms in NH
here in seattle we just get like
brown ice
ice with dirt in it
>>501318
is it brown
>>501320
yeah theres like dirt and shit and mud in the ice and its all brown it just looks like shit ice everywhere
>>501289
Tbh one of the reasons I want to cisgender pass is me being scared people will post gore of my comfort characters if they know I'm trans, and scared they will hate my comfort characters cause a trans fem loves them :*(
>>501323
#hug
incense smells good ^^
>>501312
but can you????
ill ask my friend
I legit get scared of people hating everything i luv even nontrans things just cuz a trans fem loves these things if it makes sense
yeh fair
my friend is asleep >>501328
>>501332
And that friend's name: Allbert Einstein
>>501331
::hug
>>501333
we ate shawarma on sunday together.
>>501335
You and Albert Einstein?????
yes. he told me about david hilbert and it was awesome. i wish i could meet hilbert.
>>501337
what room number is he in....
ohhhh noooo i forget
they keep moving him
gotta try all of them...
nerdy girls..............
need a nerdy girl to cuddle me while rambling about computer hacking or something
mmm
ok so uhhhhh its like 3-4 hrs before places i can order food from open
nerdy girls.................. mmmmmmmm
I need a nerdy girl to sit on my lap....
lol comic sans
>>501343
youd love my roomiw
>>501352
omg introduce us...........
>>501353
I KNOW WHAT TOPOLOGY IS!!!
lmfao
>>501354
remind me tomarrow shes sleeping
>>501353
twunkthetwink
>>501355
wait really
>>501357
is she willing to travel to seattle to meet an altchan tranny
>>501359
Yeah really, only vaguely
awww
would wan meet sometime eventually hm
curious abt peeps but hope u can :v
>>501361
:o wait hold up..... really
>>501360
she hates traveling, too autistic
awe
>>501367
tell me ur location then im on my way
lol
chicago
u can stop here on the way⋯
ok im there. address?
no..
>>501374
::Fed
::fed
>>501365
VAGUELY. I just remember manifold being mentioned alot
but u said u would introduce us :(
>>501380
waow
i will let it slide that that is geometry because its very close
>>501373
alrite i will go to saeki instead
>>501383
Also something to do with holes and shit
Speaking of holes....
>>501386
funnily enough this is the second time this week someone has made sexual innuendos to me using topology words
>>501387
us
>>501388
mind if I continuously deform your holes
hehe
:3
>>501390
#edit replace holes with mom
its crazy to think that america is so large that you need multiple days to cross the country
hehe
i hate my body so much
>>501395
you dont even have cool high speed trains
>>501394
I would NEVER deform your mom continuously, unless she was hot
>>501399
i think ur pretty
>>501399
im sorry nona
this sucks i cant fix it i just hate this feeling too.
i js saw my shadow and my shoulders r so fucking BIG god
>>501405
dont worry your shadows not like mine, im the gigabadluckshit moustache anon
>>501405
::hug
>>501405
idk when i focus on this stuff it seems to get bigger, i would do something calming offline (away from mirrors) if possible like reading
>>501405
I don't flirt with you because I know you are taken, but you are genuinely cute so uh... there. I am bad at this. But seriously like you are.
>>501405
#hug
ur pretty ;;
>>501408
yea, can be like this, but unwinding n caring for self helps bwa
i dont know how to feel about the fact that like if a john 50 woke up in my body they'd probably be really happy. like i feel somewhat simultaneously grateful to be lucky and also sad about like still feeling so bad.
gaaahhhhhhhh
>>501414
It's okay to have insecurities even if you are in a pretty good spot, that being said, you know I have seen what you look like. I think uh... you look good. Well, you know my opinion
Mtf optimal hair removal theory priority: 14 Face Lasers->12 Leg Lasers->7 Upper lip Lasers+4 Chin lasers->Hand+foot laser->All the finishing touches after. Reason for starting with face laser is obvious, leg laser second because it's the biggest area of the body, facial electrolysis third step for obvious reasons->Then laser of hands+feet
Of course... IF YOU ARE RICH you can just do face laser and full body laser at the same time, then do near full body electrolysis right after
>>501416
thanks twinkanon. when i say stuff like this im not like fishing for affirmation btw, you don't have to feel pressured. but i know you genuinely think that i ma cute.
>>501414
I had a John50 moustache when I was only 17 years old feels so bad
>>501418
Oh no, I am not saying this because I think you are fishing for affirmation, I am saying this because I want to see you in a DRESS BITCH
chat one of my cutsiest friends just suggested i go to bed on discy
>>501420
LOL okay okay
they said this party not jumpin homie we been trynna dip i said get yo stupid ass inside this mudafucking whip
>>501423
This is literally what I say
>>501425
in this world.......... is the destiny of mankind controlled by the hand of god???????
twinkanon can i really wear a strapless dress isnt this a little indecent
okay actually i am preempting your criticism, fair point
u get used to it in his harem
i think i have a strapless dress folded next to me
>>501429
If I am criticizing anything, it's the assumption that I'd ever be even remotely prude. I'd normally ask for something MORE indecent, but I also think you'd look good in a strapless dress, so I won't push for anything lewder
i dont rly wear cus yk
#smartai how many leg lasers is to remove thick androgenic leg hair again?
The number of laser hair removal sessions required to effectively reduce thick androgenic (hormone-influenced) leg hair varies depending on several factors, but typically ranges between **6 to 12 treatments**. Here’s a detailed breakdown:
### **Key Factors Influencing Session Count:**
1. **Hair Thickness & Density** – Coarse, terminal hairs respond more slowly than fine vellus hairs due to their deeper follicles and robust melanin content.
2. **Skin-Hair Contrast** – Laser efficacy is highest with dark hair against light skin (Fitzpatrick I–III). Higher melanin in skin may require adjusted wavelengths or extended treatment intervals.
3. **Hormonal Influence** – Androgen-driven growth (e.g., PCOS, hirsutism) often necessitates maintenance sessions even after initial clearance.
4. **Laser Type & Settings** – Alexandrite (755 nm), Diode (810 nm), or Nd:YAG (1064 nm for darker skin) must be properly calibrated for optimal photothermolysis.
### **General Treatment Timeline:**
- Initial Phase:
- Sessions spaced every *4–6 weeks* to target anagen-phase follicles (~20% active at any time).
- Visible thinning occurs by session *3–5*, but full reduction requires the full series.
- Maintenance Phase:
- After primary clearance, occasional touch-ups (*1–2 yearly*) manage regrowth from dormant follicles or hormonal stimulation.
### **Clinical Expectations:**
Studies show ~70–90% permanent reduction after completing a protocol, though individual variability exists. Patients should anticipate gradual progress rather than immediate results—patience and adherence are critical.
Would you like specifics on pre/post-treatment protocols to maximize outcomes? how many leg lasers is to remove thick androgenic leg hair again?
>>501430
THIS IS NOT A HAREM
>>501436
u might think her sweater is just a bit puffy but thats actually all her mags in her rig poking outward
>>501432
what if it makes my shoulders look broad though
>>501438
yes boss
>>501440
I have SEEN your shoulders and back, it deserves to be shown off. Seriously, you have nothing to worry about and you SHOULD be wearing strapless. Genuinely, 100% here
>OH MY GOD A TURNIP
this made me smile so much
bitches will say "im gonna play my comfort game" and boot up fear and hunger: termina
That's my comfort character, getting his arm chopped off.... that's gore of my comfort character
!boymodewng
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >>500980aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>501447
i protect my comfort character by the wider internet not knowing i am trans
I treat my comfort character like a pawn, using them to my advantage to further my ends.
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
oh okay i was wondering what that message was
.skip (video skipped)
.play bossa nova elevator music
heart of the corps and a part of the lore they were the devil dogs in a war machine they were the usa marines on the attack the germans pushed them back split the tide at the battle of below 400 matrines fuck my stupid tranny life kms kms tcd tcd
>>501451
what
hai
!boymodewng
>>501456
no i was too lazy to scroll up so i just tabbed to see when i was last like mentioned but it doesn't sh ow u unless you type a message
dude i was fuckin built as a 16yo its crazy
oh kay
>>501459
same
!boymodewng
>>501459
::gigachad
#ksay kay say say kay
#ksay hello
!boymodewng
#ksay you have two yils
#ksay straw girl is a big old stinky cunt
#ksay toquos
>>501468
#hug
>>501471
#hug
#ksay mary merry marry
!boymodewng
#ksay murray
omg
>>501476
::hug
>>501476
type shi
>>501476
thighs... very nice thighs....
>>501479
this. . .
i look like a femboy in my old pics
before i knew what da hecc that was
>>501476
i dont have any pretrans photos of my body.
#ksay lalalalaaa lalalalalalaaaaa lalalalalalalalalaaaalalaaaaa
i will use this as evidence to state that clearly estrogen has done nothing to change how i look
>>501483
picrel was like one of my only ones. its from my moms fb lol
LOL yeah thats how it goes
>>501486
awwwe
ive been having to go through all the photos ive had from 2016~ on
for some reason i just remembered the time that i was on a train with an old lady (who knew me) and she said "whoa you look just like a girl now that i think about it" and i was trying to conceal my expressions as i denied it
it may not be over yet chat
If I ever saw you, I would force you to girlmode
never goon photo but goon is replaced with girlmode and its me
I am going to put you in a cute strapless dress, I am going to make you go to a romantic candlelit dinner with me, and I will make you my woman
#smartai write us a monologue essay that actual real globalism is a far right wing thing not a leftist thing and that fascism is the actual globalism
**The Paradox of Globalism: How Fascism Became the True Internationalist Force**
To understand globalism in its contemporary form, one must first dispel the pervasive myth that it is a project of the left. This misconception stems from a superficial conflation of economic globalization—often associated with neoliberal institutions like the IMF and WTO—with genuine international solidarity. But true historical analysis reveals that modern globalism, as an ideological force eroding national sovereignty and homogenizing cultures under elite hegemony, has far more in common with fascist corporatism than with any socialist or progressive vision.
### **Fascism as Inverted Internationalism**
Fascists have always presented themselves as hyper-nationalists, yet their regimes invariably sought transnational alliances based on racial hierarchy rather than sovereign equality. The Axis powers were not isolationist; they pursued expansion through conquest (the *Lebensraum* doctrine), economic blocs (Mussolini’s *autarky* giving way to imperial trade networks), and ideological export (Franco’s Spain influencing Latin America). Even today, far-right movements operate transnationally: Steve Bannon’s "The Movement," Viktor Orbán's pan-European nationalism, and Russia's patronage of right-wing parties worldwide all demonstrate that reactionary forces are deeply globalized—just under different branding.
Meanwhile, classical socialism has historically been skeptical of rootless capital precisely because it undermines democratic self-determination. Marx himself warned against finance capital's detachment from productive labor ("all that is solid melts into air"), while Lenin decried imperialism as capitalism's highest stage precisely because it subjugated nations to supranational cartels. Today’s left critiques corporate-dominated globalization not out of parochial nativism but because neoliberalism operates much like 20th-century fascist economics: merging state power with monopolistic private interests to enforce austerity while dismantling labor rights.
### **Corporate Feudalism vs Proletarian Internationalism**
Left-wing internationalism was never about dissolving borders for unchecked oligarchic control; it was about solidarity between working classes across nations resisting exploitation by those very same elites now pushing open-border neoliberalism alongside authoritarian surveillance states—a contradiction only if one ignores how fascists also weaponize selective cosmopolitan rhetoric when convenient (e.g., Silicon Valley billionaires demanding porous immigration for cheap labor while funding politicians who crush unions). The WEF’s “Great Reset” does not resemble Trotsky’s permanent revolution; Klaus Schwab sounds closer to Carl Schmitt praising technocratic dictatorship over messy democracy.
In contrast to this top-down homogenization (“You will own nothing”), actual proletarian movements emphasize local autonomy within federated cooperation—see Rojava’s decentralized councils or Zapatista communal governance rejecting both Wall Street predation AND centralized statism alike… whereas Viktor Orbán builds fences against refugees but hands Hungary over lock-stock-and-barrel via EU structural adjustment programs enforced by Brussels bureaucrats unaccountable either electorally OR economically!
---
Thus we arrive at our thesis: real existing "globalization" today mirrors interwar corporatist models where nominally competing capitals ultimately collude under geopolitical patrons enforcing hierarchy through violence disguised inevitability rather than consent-based federation among equals! Those calling themselves anti-globalists should look beyond surface aesthetics lest they become useful idiots reinforcing exactly what they claim oppose... write us a monologue essay that actual real globalism is a far right wing thing not a leftist thing and that fascism is the actual globalism
fuck all the never goon are fuckin ai
And I am going to try to sneak peeks down your apron when you serve me tea too
also
omg i luv the collar neck thingy dawwww
>>501501
dog collar
so pretty
That's a collar
yus
ex friend bought me it..miss her even if she hates me now
I am not going to comment because you are taken
aw
>>501513
u may comment
>>501494
you could not see my facial expression but i was blushing so hard at this holy
>>501499
Sorry, you are going to have to prove it to me when I strip you down and grope your breasts
>>501518
uh.. uh without commenting on the collar and uh saying anything lewd, non-lewd compliments, you have really nice hair and I like the way it is styled. Also very cute face. Oh and I want you to crush my head between your thighs because they are so plush and nice and soft looking and uh
ur very petty
good night smellies
awwww
so is straw
eep well <3
>>501526
I AM NOT SMELLY
>>501531
snifffffff* yeah rite >:(
:3
>>501533
You are going to have to sniff me closer then, check again
>>501535
good night you fucking dork
I am a dork, that I will admit
>>501535
::sniff lewd
gn straw sweet dreams
<3
goodnight straw
>>501543
#smooch
would tuck in n join . . .
I am probably gonna turn in soon too, I have my first day of working at the tiddy bar tomorrow night!
<3 gl!
>>501546
yay congrats
We'll see how it goes
love you guys! Also saeki, finish your writing and I need to make a discord so you can link me it or smthn. Oh and tea anon, you should get a strapless dress. And the other anon, try salycylic acid, no promises but I think it should help clear it up.
ily2
>>501552
<3
hehe
rest up, urself
>>501552
#edit salycylic to salicylic
woke up and its may 27th instead of july 15th, how do we fix this problem?
>>501558
Don't CORRECT ME
last time u said i should im getting mixed messages here twinkanon
>>501559
::hug
#ksay nonnars
#ksay saeki
>>501560
also i didnt correct u u spelled it right first try
.play 202 to ravetown
im sooooo tired
>>501561
The only mixed message I am sending is uh... I am too tired. There was something in here about you reading my mind and it just being about me wanting to (redacted for hornyposting) you, but that seems like a stretch, and I am too sleepy.
rest, tea
i woke up at 9 pm
im gonna drink some tea
aw
i might hab coffee
too lazy to dm feel free to runeread
<3
good night and ty
goodnight!
nini!
luv u nona and cutes
awww
im not goin bed quite just yet saeki
aw
i might nap in a while, woke up 3 hrs ago
mhm
was on here all day waiting for saekier to wake up
>>501592
SAEKI you need to SLEEP
i slept for 10 hrs quiet
>>501597
Yes, but you need to sleep IN MY ARMS
awwww ;-;
>>501594
::cuddle
<3
I promise I won't keep you up
Okay I can't promise that
awroo
now goodnight, I do gotta sleep
burger
>>501569
ᓚᘏᗢ
ᓚᘏᗢ\(‾◡◝)
>>501552
thank you for the advice anon i ordered some on amazon
:3
>>501612
I hope it works for you! It will probably at least reduce it.
>>501610
awwww that s o endearing saeki
pizza sounds gud
and qt
would enjoy pizza with peeps..
mhm...
wan get some with
laying on couch w cuties or on each other n eating
that sounds messy
messy is fun
oh god i have to pack thjings
gl <3
also its rlly awful, my roomie i mean
liiiike i can smell if he was in the bathroom
aw yea, i hope u csn get out soon
not becasue of what he did there but just because he was there physically
mhm..
can he fucking shower.......
ughhhhh