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this is me
tea
nah not happening
!shroomyssg
>>501224
>underaged drinking isn't a thing
anon
>>501230
#2d6 (5 + 2 = 7)
Check this out
anon
Fuck
anon
Okay
anon
Well
tea
if i roll a 7 i'll go eat an orange
#2d6 (2 + 2 = 4)
anon
tea anon, you need a strapless dress
!shroomyssg
n also drinking age is different in some countries, i know some euro countries allow 18 or 16 year olds to do it
>>501242
anon
So there
anon
If I roll above a 7, tea anon will give me a kiss
#2d6 (2 + 6 = 8)
>>501245
!shroomyssg
>>501242
maybe im mixing it up with the age of consent
tea
i did not expect this 50/50 chance to turn out this way
anon
>>501245
Nah, that shouldn't be a 50/50. But, it does mean if I am ever in Toronto, I will find you.
tea
okay i know. it's 1/3 : 2/3 but like im not a math nerd
>>501249
tea
my cat is trying out a new sleeping position
anon
CUTE!
tea
>>501255
maybe... i lied when i said i dont like him cuz hes gay i actually do like my cat
>>501261
!shroomyssg
i wonder who the artist is
sæкі
from other bbses
anon
>>501258
/x/tan, keksandra,/po/tan, and er... not online enough for the last one
anon
Probably /out/ if I had to guess
anon
>>501269
/#tag then whatever the tag is
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dugle
anon
::gle llewd
!shroomyssg
>>501283
vriska would not be agp
!shroomyssg
she would definitely make fun of them
straw bury
>>501289
at least brigitte and ginger eat him alive
anon
>>501285
I like when they shove their faces into their bodies
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:D
anon
.play baby seal seal bed
nona
wanna cuddle a girl
sæкі
:>
nona
had to take care of roomie 2day
nona
acid tip comedown wasnt good
>>501307
sæкі
awww yea
sæкі
hope u had sum time to care for self
sæкі
would help unwind bwa
!shroomyssg
>>501301
you should've flailed your arms in front of them and screeched
sæкі
might try n get premid working on zen
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fuckin
anon
200x4=800 of total 1200ish 50% of 1200 is 600 meaning 4 months of electro is 50% reduction, 3 more sessions a total of seven months would reduce the original 1200 to likely 100 or less, hence 4 electros is a massive improvement, and 7 electros is in the ballpark of stache hair so thin only the worst assholes would grief ypu for it, so 4 sessions a big deal and 7 like a holy experience
>>501312
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premid tries to get you to disable ur adblock then has an option not to and does the uwu you dont want to support me n click it over n over
tea
>>501310
i am a math major and i can confirm that 200 x 4 = 800. thank you.
>>501327
straw bury
one time i went up into a mountain and there was snow everywhere
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c:
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we used to get way too much snow n ice storms in NH
straw bury
here in seattle we just get like
straw bury
brown ice
straw bury
>>501320
yeah theres like dirt and shit and mud in the ice and its all brown it just looks like shit ice everywhere
anon
>>501289
Tbh one of the reasons I want to cisgender pass is me being scared people will post gore of my comfort characters if they know I'm trans, and scared they will hate my comfort characters cause a trans fem loves them :*(
nona
incense smells good ^^
anon
I legit get scared of people hating everything i luv even nontrans things just cuz a trans fem loves these things if it makes sense
nona
yeh fair
anon
>>501335
You and Albert Einstein?????
tea
yes. he told me about david hilbert and it was awesome. i wish i could meet hilbert.
>>501338
fujo
>>501337
what room number is he in....
tea
ohhhh noooo i forget
tea
they keep moving him
fujo
gotta try all of them...
anon
nerdy girls..............
straw bury
need a nerdy girl to cuddle me while rambling about computer hacking or something
>>501352
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mmm
fujo
ok so uhhhhh its like 3-4 hrs before places i can order food from open
anon
nerdy girls.................. mmmmmmmm
anon
I need a nerdy girl to sit on my lap....
sæкі
lol comic sans
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lmfao
straw bury
>>501357
is she willing to travel to seattle to meet an altchan tranny
>>501367
sæкі
awww
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would wan meet sometime eventually hm
sæкі
curious abt peeps but hope u can :v
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awe
straw bury
>>501367
tell me ur location then im on my way
sæкі
lol
nona
chicago
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u can stop here on the way⋯
>>501384
straw bury
ok im there. address?
>>501377
nona
no..
fujo
::fed
straw bury
but u said u would introduce us :(
tea
i will let it slide that that is geometry because its very close
>>501385
straw bury
>>501373
alrite i will go to saeki instead
anon
>>501383
Also something to do with holes and shit
tea
>>501386
funnily enough this is the second time this week someone has made sexual innuendos to me using topology words
>>501390
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hehe
straw bury
:3
fujo
its crazy to think that america is so large that you need multiple days to cross the country
>>501400
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hehe
fujo
>>501395
you dont even have cool high speed trains
anon
>>501394
I would NEVER deform your mom continuously, unless she was hot
tea
this sucks i cant fix it i just hate this feeling too.
anon
>>501405
dont worry your shadows not like mine, im the gigabadluckshit moustache anon
tea
>>501405
idk when i focus on this stuff it seems to get bigger, i would do something calming offline (away from mirrors) if possible like reading
>>501413
anon
>>501405
I don't flirt with you because I know you are taken, but you are genuinely cute so uh... there. I am bad at this. But seriously like you are.
sæкі
ur pretty ;;
sæкі
>>501408
yea, can be like this, but unwinding n caring for self helps bwa
tea
i dont know how to feel about the fact that like if a john 50 woke up in my body they'd probably be really happy. like i feel somewhat simultaneously grateful to be lucky and also sad about like still feeling so bad.
>>501419>>501424>>501416
straw bury
gaaahhhhhhhh
anon
>>501414
It's okay to have insecurities even if you are in a pretty good spot, that being said, you know I have seen what you look like. I think uh... you look good. Well, you know my opinion
>>501418
anon
Mtf optimal hair removal theory priority: 14 Face Lasers->12 Leg Lasers->7 Upper lip Lasers+4 Chin lasers->Hand+foot laser->All the finishing touches after. Reason for starting with face laser is obvious, leg laser second because it's the biggest area of the body, facial electrolysis third step for obvious reasons->Then laser of hands+feet

Of course... IF YOU ARE RICH you can just do face laser and full body laser at the same time, then do near full body electrolysis right after
tea
>>501416
thanks twinkanon. when i say stuff like this im not like fishing for affirmation btw, you don't have to feel pressured. but i know you genuinely think that i ma cute.
>>501420
anon
>>501414
I had a John50 moustache when I was only 17 years old feels so bad
anon
>>501418
Oh no, I am not saying this because I think you are fishing for affirmation, I am saying this because I want to see you in a DRESS BITCH
>>501422
anon
chat one of my cutsiest friends just suggested i go to bed on discy
straw bury
they said this party not jumpin homie we been trynna dip i said get yo stupid ass inside this mudafucking whip
>>501425
straw bury
>>501425
in this world.......... is the destiny of mankind controlled by the hand of god???????
tea
twinkanon can i really wear a strapless dress isnt this a little indecent
tea
okay actually i am preempting your criticism, fair point
>>501432
straw bury
u get used to it in his harem
>>501438
sæкі
i think i have a strapless dress folded next to me
anon
>>501429
If I am criticizing anything, it's the assumption that I'd ever be even remotely prude. I'd normally ask for something MORE indecent, but I also think you'd look good in a strapless dress, so I won't push for anything lewder
>>501440
sæкі
i dont rly wear cus yk
anon
#smartai how many leg lasers is to remove thick androgenic leg hair again?

The number of laser hair removal sessions required to effectively reduce thick androgenic (hormone-influenced) leg hair varies depending on several factors, but typically ranges between **6 to 12 treatments**. Here’s a detailed breakdown:

### **Key Factors Influencing Session Count:**
1. **Hair Thickness & Density** – Coarse, terminal hairs respond more slowly than fine vellus hairs due to their deeper follicles and robust melanin content.
2. **Skin-Hair Contrast** – Laser efficacy is highest with dark hair against light skin (Fitzpatrick I–III). Higher melanin in skin may require adjusted wavelengths or extended treatment intervals.
3. **Hormonal Influence** – Androgen-driven growth (e.g., PCOS, hirsutism) often necessitates maintenance sessions even after initial clearance.
4. **Laser Type & Settings** – Alexandrite (755 nm), Diode (810 nm), or Nd:YAG (1064 nm for darker skin) must be properly calibrated for optimal photothermolysis.

### **General Treatment Timeline:**
- Initial Phase:
- Sessions spaced every *4–6 weeks* to target anagen-phase follicles (~20% active at any time).
- Visible thinning occurs by session *3–5*, but full reduction requires the full series.
- Maintenance Phase:
- After primary clearance, occasional touch-ups (*1–2 yearly*) manage regrowth from dormant follicles or hormonal stimulation.

### **Clinical Expectations:**
Studies show ~70–90% permanent reduction after completing a protocol, though individual variability exists. Patients should anticipate gradual progress rather than immediate results—patience and adherence are critical.

Would you like specifics on pre/post-treatment protocols to maximize outcomes?
how many leg lasers is to remove thick androgenic leg hair again?
straw bury
>>501436
u might think her sweater is just a bit puffy but thats actually all her mags in her rig poking outward
anon
>>501440
I have SEEN your shoulders and back, it deserves to be shown off. Seriously, you have nothing to worry about and you SHOULD be wearing strapless. Genuinely, 100% here
tea
>OH MY GOD A TURNIP
this made me smile so much
straw bury
bitches will say "im gonna play my comfort game" and boot up fear and hunger: termina
anon
That's my comfort character, getting his arm chopped off.... that's gore of my comfort character
>>501449
0.3165% bloober!boymodewng
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >>500980aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
anon
>>501447
i protect my comfort character by the wider internet not knowing i am trans
anon
I treat my comfort character like a pawn, using them to my advantage to further my ends.
0.3167% bloober!boymodewng
oh okay i was wondering what that message was
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play bossa nova elevator music
straw bury
heart of the corps and a part of the lore they were the devil dogs in a war machine they were the usa marines on the attack the germans pushed them back split the tide at the battle of below 400 matrines fuck my stupid tranny life kms kms tcd tcd
tea
hai
0.3168% bloober!boymodewng
>>501456
no i was too lazy to scroll up so i just tabbed to see when i was last like mentioned but it doesn't sh ow u unless you type a message
tea
oh kay
0.3169% bloober!boymodewng
>>501459
::gigachad
straw bury
#ksay kay say say kay
tea
#ksay hello
0.3170% bloober!boymodewng
#ksay you have two yils
straw bury
#ksay straw girl is a big old stinky cunt
tea
#ksay toquos
tea
#ksay mary merry marry
0.3171% bloober!boymodewng
#ksay murray
tea
omg
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i look like a femboy in my old pics
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before i knew what da hecc that was
straw bury
#ksay lalalalaaa lalalalalalaaaaa lalalalalalalalalaaaalalaaaaa
tea
i will use this as evidence to state that clearly estrogen has done nothing to change how i look
nona
>>501483
picrel was like one of my only ones. its from my moms fb lol
>>501488
tea
LOL yeah thats how it goes
sæкі
ive been having to go through all the photos ive had from 2016~ on
tea
for some reason i just remembered the time that i was on a train with an old lady (who knew me) and she said "whoa you look just like a girl now that i think about it" and i was trying to conceal my expressions as i denied it
tea
it may not be over yet chat
anon
If I ever saw you, I would force you to girlmode
tea
never goon photo but goon is replaced with girlmode and its me
anon
I am going to put you in a cute strapless dress, I am going to make you go to a romantic candlelit dinner with me, and I will make you my woman
>>501519
anon
#smartai write us a monologue essay that actual real globalism is a far right wing thing not a leftist thing and that fascism is the actual globalism

**The Paradox of Globalism: How Fascism Became the True Internationalist Force**

To understand globalism in its contemporary form, one must first dispel the pervasive myth that it is a project of the left. This misconception stems from a superficial conflation of economic globalization—often associated with neoliberal institutions like the IMF and WTO—with genuine international solidarity. But true historical analysis reveals that modern globalism, as an ideological force eroding national sovereignty and homogenizing cultures under elite hegemony, has far more in common with fascist corporatism than with any socialist or progressive vision.

### **Fascism as Inverted Internationalism**
Fascists have always presented themselves as hyper-nationalists, yet their regimes invariably sought transnational alliances based on racial hierarchy rather than sovereign equality. The Axis powers were not isolationist; they pursued expansion through conquest (the *Lebensraum* doctrine), economic blocs (Mussolini’s *autarky* giving way to imperial trade networks), and ideological export (Franco’s Spain influencing Latin America). Even today, far-right movements operate transnationally: Steve Bannon’s "The Movement," Viktor Orbán's pan-European nationalism, and Russia's patronage of right-wing parties worldwide all demonstrate that reactionary forces are deeply globalized—just under different branding.

Meanwhile, classical socialism has historically been skeptical of rootless capital precisely because it undermines democratic self-determination. Marx himself warned against finance capital's detachment from productive labor ("all that is solid melts into air"), while Lenin decried imperialism as capitalism's highest stage precisely because it subjugated nations to supranational cartels. Today’s left critiques corporate-dominated globalization not out of parochial nativism but because neoliberalism operates much like 20th-century fascist economics: merging state power with monopolistic private interests to enforce austerity while dismantling labor rights.

### **Corporate Feudalism vs Proletarian Internationalism**
Left-wing internationalism was never about dissolving borders for unchecked oligarchic control; it was about solidarity between working classes across nations resisting exploitation by those very same elites now pushing open-border neoliberalism alongside authoritarian surveillance states—a contradiction only if one ignores how fascists also weaponize selective cosmopolitan rhetoric when convenient (e.g., Silicon Valley billionaires demanding porous immigration for cheap labor while funding politicians who crush unions). The WEF’s “Great Reset” does not resemble Trotsky’s permanent revolution; Klaus Schwab sounds closer to Carl Schmitt praising technocratic dictatorship over messy democracy.

In contrast to this top-down homogenization (“You will own nothing”), actual proletarian movements emphasize local autonomy within federated cooperation—see Rojava’s decentralized councils or Zapatista communal governance rejecting both Wall Street predation AND centralized statism alike… whereas Viktor Orbán builds fences against refugees but hands Hungary over lock-stock-and-barrel via EU structural adjustment programs enforced by Brussels bureaucrats unaccountable either electorally OR economically!

---

Thus we arrive at our thesis: real existing "globalization" today mirrors interwar corporatist models where nominally competing capitals ultimately collude under geopolitical patrons enforcing hierarchy through violence disguised inevitability rather than consent-based federation among equals! Those calling themselves anti-globalists should look beyond surface aesthetics lest they become useful idiots reinforcing exactly what they claim oppose...
write us a monologue essay that actual real globalism is a far right wing thing not a leftist thing and that fascism is the actual globalism
tea
fuck all the never goon are fuckin ai
anon
And I am going to try to sneak peeks down your apron when you serve me tea too
sæкі
also
sæкі
omg i luv the collar neck thingy dawwww
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so pretty
anon
That's a collar
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yus
nona
ex friend bought me it..miss her even if she hates me now
anon
I am not going to comment because you are taken
>>501518
sæкі
aw
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3533.png
i never had my own that was mine mine
::sad
and aw ;-; feel that
tea
>>501494
you could not see my facial expression but i was blushing so hard at this holy
anon
>>501499
Sorry, you are going to have to prove it to me when I strip you down and grope your breasts
anon
>>501518
uh.. uh without commenting on the collar and uh saying anything lewd, non-lewd compliments, you have really nice hair and I like the way it is styled. Also very cute face. Oh and I want you to crush my head between your thighs because they are so plush and nice and soft looking and uh
sæкі
ur very petty
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awwww
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so is straw
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eep well <3
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:3
straw bury
>>501535
good night you fucking dork
anon
I am a dork, that I will admit
sæкі
gn straw sweet dreams
<3
anon
goodnight straw
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would tuck in n join . . .
anon
I am probably gonna turn in soon too, I have my first day of working at the tiddy bar tomorrow night!
>>501549
sæкі
<3 gl!
anon
We'll see how it goes
anon
love you guys! Also saeki, finish your writing and I need to make a discord so you can link me it or smthn. Oh and tea anon, you should get a strapless dress. And the other anon, try salycylic acid, no promises but I think it should help clear it up.
>>501558>>501612>>501556
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ily2
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hehe
rest up, urself
nonners
woke up and its may 27th instead of july 15th, how do we fix this problem?
>>501562
tea
last time u said i should im getting mixed messages here twinkanon
>>501572
sæкі
#ksay nonnars
nonners
#ksay saeki
tea
>>501560
also i didnt correct u u spelled it right first try
nonners
.play 202 to ravetown
tea
im sooooo tired
anon
>>501561
The only mixed message I am sending is uh... I am too tired. There was something in here about you reading my mind and it just being about me wanting to (redacted for hornyposting) you, but that seems like a stretch, and I am too sleepy.
>>501579
sæкі
rest, tea
sæкі
i woke up at 9 pm
tea
im gonna drink some tea
sæкі
aw
sæкі
i might hab coffee
tea
too lazy to dm feel free to runeread
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<3
tea
good night and ty
nona
goodnight!
sæкі
nini!
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luv u nona and cutes
nona
awww
nona
im not goin bed quite just yet saeki
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aw
sæкі
i might nap in a while, woke up 3 hrs ago
>>501595
nona
mhm
nona
was on here all day waiting for saekier to wake up
>>501600
sæкі
i slept for 10 hrs quiet
>>501598
anon
>>501597
Yes, but you need to sleep IN MY ARMS
sæкі
awwww ;-;
sæкі
<3
anon
I promise I won't keep you up
anon
Okay I can't promise that
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awroo
anon
now goodnight, I do gotta sleep
fujo
burger
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:3
anon
>>501612
I hope it works for you! It will probably at least reduce it.
anon
>>501610
awwww that s o endearing saeki
sæкі
pizza sounds gud
and qt
nona
would enjoy pizza with peeps..
sæкі
mhm...
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wan get some with
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laying on couch w cuties or on each other n eating
fujo
that sounds messy
nona
messy is fun
fujo
oh god i have to pack thjings
sæкі
gl <3
fujo
also its rlly awful, my roomie i mean
fujo
liiiike i can smell if he was in the bathroom
sæкі
aw yea, i hope u csn get out soon
fujo
not becasue of what he did there but just because he was there physically
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mhm..
fujo
can he fucking shower.......
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ughhhhh

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