>>502385
SPiders

Hi

>>502502
would lick and then cuddle

>>502512
False and impossible

>>502518
I know you woke up in a cold sweat because of this dream, but that is honestly just kind of funny in a bizarre way

It's like havinga dream where you are naked in front of everybody, then the audience reaction is to be like "damn you kind of sexy"

>>502535
Don't worry, I would steal the spotlight if that ever happened to you!

oh my God I just turned on the video player

>>502553
You'll find a nice Toronto boy, do not fear

>>502556
The Navy Seal copypasta

Wait does he literally

have a hat

with a swastika on it

on his bed

>>502567
Canadians are cute though

>>502573
No, I know a few Canadians

My tax evading uncle is married to a Canadian

>>502576
Now that I think about it, the reason he is having to evade taxes is because she spent all his money lol

>>502582
This but actually it was (redacted for hornyposting) in a bathroom stall

>>502606
Everybody is racist in warhammer

She could be talking about the Imperial Knights maybe

>>502622
One time I sexually harassed a pair of preachers on my college campus

>>502625
They had signs saying God hates the fags.... so sadly no

>>502633
Hi!

>>502643
I would make you your favorite sandwich and feed it to you and pat your belly after

>>502648
Oh do you like fig spread on that too for a lil sweetness? Because I love baked brie and bacon

This is me singing this when I heard straw girl's date went well

Unhappy video rn

>>502680
I am going to meet him and have sex with him

>>502686
what's up

>>502692
Oh damn

>>502701
Would you show how much you appreciate it?

A video where an incel meets the pope (they are all volcels)

>>502717
The Catholic Church accurately predicted that American Catholics would become substantially more religious if it was their guy in the chair

>>502720
Bye!

Wish I could cook you something nicer than cereal tbh

>>502728
Nah, there are already a gorillion sedecantavist types in America, if anything they will feel obliged to listen to a more progressive pope

>>502731
People that don't believe the pope has authority but describe themselves as catholic

>>502735
Basically they are the stereotypical "le tradcaths" that just kind of ignore Catholic doctrine

>>502741
I think he is prob less progressive than Francis, but probably still in lockstep with the "we are going to start cracking the door open for at least gay acceptance for the moment". IDK, he was also probably selected to sort out the ongoing issue with erm... bad priests doing bad things

Multiple diocese have gone bankrupt from lawsuits and it has substantially cut into the Catholic Church's ability to grow, finance its operations, etc. It is a pretty big problem for the organization, so while there is also the "we want to be more progressive" angle, there is also a more practical "we have a problem we need someone to solve" angle.

>>502745
I am of the opinion that the Church's centralized authority is part of why it is well known, I have zero doubt you see worse things at higher rates in all these bizarre disconnected protestant churches. And the Orthodox Church is basically just an arm of the Russian government at this point, with all the bad shit that entails. Though I do believe the Catholic Church deserves ALOT of criticism for how it was handled, like trying to shuffle people around while keeping it an internal matter instead of you know just tossing them to the local law enforcement to rip the priest apart.

>>502748
It doesn't really surprise me all that much, people crave dogma.

>>502751
Sure!

>>502753
Pugs always look so nervous lol

It conveys an expression of pain

sorrow even

I have a husky, and they are perfect except she has the worst smelling breath ever

>>502763
aww... poor puggies

>>502765
Oh no, like her breath is substantially worse than any dog I have ever experienced, and also she likes to randomly lick people

>>502768
The issue is that she comes in real close to lick you, and like she will run up and lick your legs and stuff

>>502770
Zoey

>>502772
Eh, the dog is a rescue, but sometimes it is like a husky in the southern US...

She has to be walked at the crack of dawn because otherwise it'lll be too warm for her

>>502776
CUTE!

Also she likes to jump on people

>>502781
Literally found running around on the street and hopped into my stepmom's car

Oh my God, my fam also has a white German shepherd that was clearly abused at one point and was a rescue. She is like terrified of me, but she likes me more now

She has to wear the cone

Because she is so nervous

We also give her a cone that looks like a donut and call her sprinkles

>>502791
She chews herself

Yeah, and she also falls into pacing behavior when there are alot of people and she is clearly nervous

>>502796
She'll walk to one room then to the other over and over again while staring at everyone and occasionally getting freaked out because someone has unexpectedly moved on her circuit

I know, I feel really bad for her, unfortunately I suspect that whoever did that to her was probably tall and had dark hair, because she used to be completely terrified of me. Like actually so scared. Now she will eat out of my hands and let me pet her

I can tell she is still very instinctively scared of me though, even if she has sort of realized that I am nice

>>502802
I would pick you up and make you sit on my lap while giving you treats so that you calm down

>>502807
I don't pick her up because 1. she is big 2. it would give her a heart attack, but I do give her treats. And uh ones that have THC in it lol

I can get a pic of them since I am at my parents place rn for the summer

>>502812
Yeah

>>502815
They do not taste good, but I have edibles

>>502818
Would feed them to you

Then (redacted for hornyposting) while we are high

Huh?

Did you enjoy the cereal?

I wish I could make you a good breakfast

>>502828
I would make you chocolate chip pancakes and put some whipped cream on top

>>502829
Try edibles tbh, because yeah you probably weren't puffin right

Well if I was there, I would get high with you then grope you. But I would say it is safe to do edibles on your own, it's not like LSD or smthn that will make you wanna go outside and do stupid shit. Weed just makes you want to slump into the couch