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Spiders
(kiss and cuddle)
Spiders
need
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
shrimp made this toast?????
>>502255
Spiders
i'm blue na da dee eh ah
Spiders
::naddie
sæкі
hiiia straw :D
SadChan🍉🍉
oh
SadChan🍉🍉
who got it
straw bury
that would be twinknon
SadChan🍉🍉
gonratulations twink anon
straw bury
dont encourage him
SadChan🍉🍉
he is a sex pest but a get is a get
straw bury
i suppose thats true.......... oh my god is that who i think it is????

*i squint my eyes and look over ur shoulder behind u*

hey..... thats spiders!!!! HEY SPIDERS HOWS IT GOING?????
>>502285
sæкі
makes me wanna make grilled cheese
SadChan🍉🍉
>499999
sæкі
maybe i will
SadChan🍉🍉
MUTHER.
SadChan🍉🍉
GRILL ME A CHEESE.
SadChan🍉🍉
MUTHER.
SadChan🍉🍉
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
sæкі
o-o
sæкі
huh
sæкі
might make one tho, i havent eaten in maybe 6~ hrs or more
Spiders
omg hi :3 thank you
sæкі
>>502286
#this (/thread)
but so is straw loads n loads
Spiders
*kisses impulsively*
sæкі
-w-
sæкі
silly
Spiders
sooo. how'd the date go :3
>>502297
sæкі
ehehehehe
straw bury
>>502294
it was preety swag i guezz...... we uhmmmm we kissed.. ahahaaa
Spiders
whose insides got rearanged
>>502301
sæкі
cuties
sæкі
lol
sæкі
aaaa...
sæкі
me w who but not hot dog
>>502308
straw bury
he listens to sabaton
sæкі
;w;
Spiders
no idea what that is. is that bad?
straw bury
good
sæкі
lol
straw bury
its "metal" based on historical events they fucking suck ass
Spiders
did they make a metal song about hitler getting to power
straw bury
probably not i havent checked
Spiders
or the fall of the polish lithuanian commonwealth
straw bury
they mainly make shit about WWI and WWII
Spiders
understandable
Spiders
they're very interesting periods
Spiders
relative to time
Spiders
i'm not sure i want to click that
straw bury
theyre so ass bro </3
Spiders
hey... stawberries..... i hope your bf won't get mad that we kiss on the internet.....
>>502329
straw bury
u need to understand my pain
>>502330
straw bury
>>502327
nah dont worry about it hes preety bazed
Spiders
(torture)
straw bury
>>502330
ive been showing him metal that has mildly historical shit in it, like eyehategod and nailbomb
Spiders
(perhaps lobotomy)
Spiders
i'm not very musical... when i hear something cool i just add it on my spotify
straw bury
honestly real as hell
Spiders
i have really only started listening to music that isn't movie/game ost like 2 years ago lol
>>502349
straw bury
i started like uhhhhhhh 4 years ago
>>502349
straw bury
with rap music
straw bury
>>502339
i hope thats from a hose
Spiders
it is a PISS STREAM YOU FOOL
straw bury
anyway twinknon has offered to fly to seattle and fix my boyfriend for me
>>502345
Spiders
"BOYMODERS MUST WASH OFF THE BOYSMELL" fascist talk.
Spiders
>>502343
if i flew to seattle would he fix me too
Spiders
Spiders
twinkanon makes me feel very flustered
straw bury
probably he would fix anything with a hole tbh
Spiders
yap yap yap yap
Spiders
people who have headphones 24/7 when someone doesn't
straw bury
>>502352
can u tie me up first like a spider
Spiders
haha that be so hot if i wasn't 100% faggot sub
straw bury
>>502356
mrrrrp *purrrrr* nyaa nya nya meowww :3 mrowwww *flops over on my back* gimme tummy rubs :3 meow meow nyaaaa *purrrrrs even harder* X3
Spiders
kitty asking for tummy rubs???? a lethal trap....
Spiders
not falling for it
Spiders
:3
straw bury
i have scars on my arm from a kitty asking for tummy rubs
Spiders
lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502363
grok, tell me about those pesky white south african farmers
Spiders
i have a scar on my arm from punching through a door
>>502367
straw bury
>>502366
waow u must be rlly strong ahahaa........
Spiders
no it was glass pane </3
>>502372
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (voted to skip this video)
SadChan🍉🍉
is anyone watching this doom review
Spiders
ehehe :3
Spiders
very erotically
SadChan🍉🍉
who queued 3 hours
SadChan🍉🍉
skip gang
SadChan🍉🍉
i summon
Spiders
i'm not watching it i don't have my headphones plugged in sorry
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont think anyone is wathcing it
straw bury
one time i learned about brutal doom and i thought it was funny so i got it at like 10 pm and played through the whole thing until morning
SadChan🍉🍉
lets group watch this 4chan troll get arrested come onnn
Spiders
ohio nazi vandal. only in ohio ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
>>502499
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Spiders
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT
SadChan🍉🍉
THEY ALL
Spiders
AHAHAHAHA
SadChan🍉🍉
LOOK
SadChan🍉🍉
LIKE THAT
SadChan🍉🍉
ALL OF THEM
straw bury
ud phenotype
SadChan🍉🍉
whenever says "HAHA NICE JOB DENYING REALITY TRANNY" and POSTS AN ACK! GIF THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
straw bury
*chud
Spiders
"don't judge people by their appearance" no. i will.
>>502400
SadChan🍉🍉
like
SadChan🍉🍉
SERIOUSLY
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
SadChan🍉🍉
this is what they all look like, KEEP YOURSELVES SAFE
SadChan🍉🍉
K
Y
S
SadChan🍉🍉
pasta
SadChan🍉🍉
o//////o
SadChan🍉🍉
i love pasta
Spiders
what did he post if it was serious enough for a police raid lmao
Spiders
>>502413
she has hands of steel :3
straw bury
lmao this is just the nazi magazine guy from the adventures of kavalier and klay i read that fucking book in a psych ward because i was bored idk why i expect u guys to know it
>>502419
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502417
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spiders
>>502417
rip. well you'll be back home sooner. think of it that way :D
SadChan🍉🍉
vandalism
SadChan🍉🍉
wow
SadChan🍉🍉
white lives matter wow
straw bury
#nukedresden
straw bury
#nukewashingtonstate
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#nukeseattletacomaairport
straw bury
#ksay nuke possum springs
SadChan🍉🍉
i cant believe the town is like,
Spiders
>>502432
that was the nato plan during the cold war in case of a soviet invasion on the west btw
SadChan🍉🍉
i never thought that they had to hire an entire CREW to clean some dumb spray paint
Spiders
i think that's real funny
Spiders
too bad it did not happen
straw bury
those poor tourists
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont want to see swastikasss :<
straw bury
one time i was walking around downtown and some dude walked up to me and called me a "fucking n*"
SadChan🍉🍉
opening day of what
SadChan🍉🍉
little league? or smth?
Spiders
the called you the n word???
straw bury
yes i am the whitest person alive
Spiders
lmao
straw bury
thats the second time that happened
Spiders
i mean. i like calling people that anger me that too
straw bury
>>502450
we should cuddle to test that
SadChan🍉🍉
??
SadChan🍉🍉
Flawed methodology for an experiment we should take a skin biopsy and titrate our skin scells and then measure the amount of melanin in both samples
>>502460>>502459
sæкі
oop.. forgot..
sæкі
huggu
sæкі
ughhhh
Spiders
>>502454
i'd do this for you two i'm qualified don't worry
SadChan🍉🍉
why??? what is cuddling have to do with science?
>>502462
SadChan🍉🍉
ur wierd xD
straw bury
so u dont wanna cuddle??? :(
>>502466
SadChan🍉🍉
It seems like a bit of a timewaster...
Spiders
sadchan just accept the cuddle wtf man
straw bury
saeki gets it
SadChan🍉🍉
Cuddling is boring...
>>502471
Spiders
if you don't want it i guess i'll take it...
straw bury
>>502469
whaaaat have u ever cuddled someone before
Spiders
teehee
Spiders
sadchan is actually a human pretender android
SadChan🍉🍉
yea I dont see what the appeal is
straw bury
:(
sæкі
:c
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502477
those two gay boys are really good friends wow
SadChan🍉🍉
HIS HAIR IS SO GREASY
SadChan🍉🍉
ITS SO GREASY
straw bury
this dude is what i would look like if i never transitioned
>>502491
Spiders
did this guy live alone how did he have money for a house
SadChan🍉🍉
he lives with is grandma
>>502493
SadChan🍉🍉
his grandma answered the door
Spiders
>>502487
you'd still be beautiful :3
straw bury
why he kinda look like videogamedunkey
>>502494
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502492
greasy nazi dunkey
SadChan🍉🍉
dunkey has chud phenotype tho fr but hes nice :)
>>502497
Spiders
NOO HIS FAT ASS BELLY
straw bury
>>502495
wdym??? dunkeys black
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
straw bury
"i am actually a 90 year old black grandma"

-hideo dunkey
Spiders
>>502499
oh my god oh oh h-hii hiiiiiii hiiii :3333
tea (phone)
woke up in a cold sweat
>>502506
anon
Hi
SadChan🍉🍉
his grandma has such a beautiful home too...
Spiders
*begins to have a nosebleed*
anon
>>502502
would lick and then cuddle
tea (phone)
me 2
tea (phone)
srry moving hand so hard rn
>>502511
SadChan🍉🍉
i think bodycam footage is so interdasting....
Spiders
licking sweat is weird! it's replacing a sticky substance with another sticky substance
straw bury
twinknon dont u have enough transsexual ladyboys in ur harem
>>502515>>502514
SadChan🍉🍉
the bald cop looks like he had a lobotomy LMAO
Spiders
>>502512
HMM. looks like somebody here would like tinkanon all to themselves
straw bury
like hell
Spiders
haha same
tea (phone)
i had a dream that i got outed and then received a standing ovation for being trans
>>502520>>502528
Spiders
i feel bad for the grammy :( do you think she knew
>>502522
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502518
thats why people choose to be trans, you know
SadChan🍉🍉
outcast autistic kids and then they become trans and its your FREE WOKE PARTICIPATION TROPHY
tea (phone)
LOL
straw bury
yea
Spiders
why not kick him out
SadChan🍉🍉
why does she have a gun outt!!!
>>502530
anon
>>502518
I know you woke up in a cold sweat because of this dream, but that is honestly just kind of funny in a bizarre way
SadChan🍉🍉
wasnt it just a kind with spray paint cans
Spiders
>>502527
in case a black appears
anon
It's like havinga dream where you are naked in front of everybody, then the audience reaction is to be like "damn you kind of sexy"
>>502535
SadChan🍉🍉
if this god damn VANDALIST tries to run im ready to employ deadly force....
SadChan🍉🍉
PEW PEW
SadChan🍉🍉
no mercy for nazis
Spiders
WHAT IS THAT BEING CENSORED
straw bury
awwwwhhh da doggeh :3
SadChan🍉🍉
DOG
SadChan🍉🍉
DOG
Spiders
why did they censor the plant for a moment
SadChan🍉🍉
grandmas head
SadChan🍉🍉
idk
anon
>>502535
Don't worry, I would steal the spotlight if that ever happened to you!
>>502553
straw bury
"if youre gonna lock me in a hellfuck with a fucking hitler bitch, then at least give me some decent checkpoints man"

-videogame kojima
SadChan🍉🍉
it probably has names on it
SadChan🍉🍉
the blanket
Spiders
LMAO THE DOGGY
SadChan🍉🍉
omg the cute doggo
SadChan🍉🍉
DOG
SadChan🍉🍉
he loves
SadChan🍉🍉
he loves unconditionally
anon
oh my God I just turned on the video player
straw bury
oh my GODDDDD THE DOGGGGGG
SadChan🍉🍉
THE DOG
Spiders
messy ass room!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
nazi with pink sheets
anon
Wait does he literally
SadChan🍉🍉
grandmas sheets
anon
have a hat
nonners
#ai what did the ohio nazi guy post on 4chan to get arrested

the ohio nazi guy (justin olaughlin) posted antisemitic threats and violent rhetoric on 4chan, including threats to attack a synagogue. he referenced lebensraum (nazi ideology) and made specific plans. feds monitor 4chan for this stuff, so his posts got him swatted and arrested. dumb move.
what did the ohio nazi guy post on 4chan to get arrested
anon
on his bed
straw bury
>>502564
thats so fucking dorky ahahahahaa
Spiders
neo nazis are so hilarious i want to cry. like dude fuck off.
SadChan🍉🍉
he was raped?? :(
SadChan🍉🍉
wtf
anon
>>502573
No, I know a few Canadians
anon
My tax evading uncle is married to a Canadian
Spiders
>>502567
wait are you mad that there are canadians in a canadian city
>>502580
anon
>>502576
Now that I think about it, the reason he is having to evade taxes is because she spent all his money lol
>>502584
SadChan🍉🍉
damn hes up for felony charges
straw bury
one time i wrote the word "balls" on a bathroom stall and a picture of a penis and i got in trouble
>>502587>>502589
Spiders
>>502580
it's the capital. of course the inhabitants of the capital are all fucked up
SadChan🍉🍉
this grandma seems like a nice lady who took in her fuck up grandson
SadChan🍉🍉
:(
SadChan🍉🍉
how are u gonna commit crimes out of ur nice grandmas house
anon
>>502582
This but actually it was (redacted for hornyposting) in a bathroom stall
SadChan🍉🍉
brought the POPO over to the freaking house with a little sign that says FAMILY on it
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502591
skaven my beloved
Spiders
>>502591
that it! you're going to jail.
straw bury
skaven yaaaaahhh!!!!!!! kill drwarf things!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
want to play total warhammer with me? :)
>>502596
straw bury
skaven vs skaven battle
SadChan🍉🍉
we can be on the same team tho :O
SadChan🍉🍉
you never did a coop campaign?
straw bury
omg rlly???? no i never did
SadChan🍉🍉
its fun :D
SadChan🍉🍉
you can ally and
SadChan🍉🍉
share each others units
straw bury
omg thats like cool....... skaven bros.....
SadChan🍉🍉
yea I love allying with skaven and having their artillery in my chaos warrior army hehe
Spiders
i don't know anything about warhammer. is the point that your character kills people because they're racist
>>502608>>502612>>502607
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502606
warhammer has a ton of fantasy racism in it yea
SadChan🍉🍉
DEATH TO THE KNIFE EARS! - a dwarf
HOW UNREFINED, YOU STUNTY - an elf
>>502614
straw bury
>>502610
the skaven are just like that
anon
>>502606
Everybody is racist in warhammer
Spiders
the only warhammer fact i know is that there are these big titan guys and they are only activated to kill people
>>502616
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502614
YOU WILL DIE-DIE.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502613
oh the Dreadnaughts?
SadChan🍉🍉
they are like the half dead corpses of marines and all their body parts get cut off and their brains get hooked up to a giant robot with guns all over it and it fries their brain so they have to be asleep most of the time so they wake up just to kill things on a battlefield and go to sleep again
anon
She could be talking about the Imperial Knights maybe
SadChan🍉🍉
Maybe but the whole "activated to kill people" think sounds like dreadnaughts
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
one time i was walking to school and there were these cultists handing out like religious comics that said all black people are demons and that gay ppl are pedophiles and that jesus hates fag and et cetera and this was outside a middle school full of black ppl and gay ppl lmfao
>>502624
SadChan🍉🍉
>release of immortal empires
damn this video is old
anon
>>502622
One time I sexually harassed a pair of preachers on my college campus
>>502625
anon
>>502625
They had signs saying God hates the fags.... so sadly no
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502627
is this the bank from payday2?
SadChan🍉🍉
the walls are the same color...
shrimp
idk
straw bury
skaven>>>>>>
SadChan🍉🍉
>>502635
love signalis so much...
straw bury
i would love it if the combat wasnt such ass
rose
n sleepy
rose
n sad
rose
and im gonna have a sandwich
>>502645
straw bury
rose pls eat a sandwich with me i beg of u pls rose
>>502646
anon
>>502643
I would make you your favorite sandwich and feed it to you and pat your belly after

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