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Spiders
if only you were real
anon
I would also force you to wear a cute skirt with nothing underneath it while you sit on my lap
Spiders
noo :(( i'd look bad in a skirt. i'm too much of a boy
>>503065
anon
False.
anon
>>503062
I am going to make you my woman and force you to dress in a cute skirt
>>503071
₴æкi
;3;
₴æкi
pls pls that
Spiders
DAMN
Spiders
*;3333
anon
>>503070
Would grope your soft milf body tbh
straw bury
i wonder why twinkanon sexually harasses people. or is that like wondering why a cow moos
Spiders
if only twinkanon was real to force-femme me
Spiders
it's not sexual harassment if it's hot as fuck
anon
This is just the sexuall harassment in the workplace comic
>>503090
rose
.play sexual harassment kleenex girl wonder
Spiders
girl.gif
>>503079
i want to look like her. scratch that. i want to be her
tea (phone)
>>503085
wow thats so cute haha if only there were some single girls around here who loved boygirl things...
>>503097
anon
>>503079
If I was asian, I could pull this look off, with the long creepy fingers and being wirey and tall
₴æкi
ily peeps im hoping things go okay
>>503092
₴æкi
ill be gone for a while and
Spiders
>>503089
you'll be fine saeki!!! :3 we're crossing our fingers for you
₴æкi
nah the guy
₴æкi
teases lightly bulli ish the whole time
anon
>>503090
I was literally thinking about that comic when an anon with the repper flag was asking to suck on people's toes here lol
>>503098
₴æкi
asd panic n stuff i wan die from
>>503101
straw bury
>>503095
i remember that lmao
anon
It'll go well, do not worry
anon
>>503102
Hi, can I do more than just touch it?
Spiders
would you be the miku to my uh my um um uhh my uhh red miku
>>503113
₴æкi
sry i just
anon
>>503112
Good luck, you will do alright.
₴æкi
my appt was
₴æкi
i was told it was at 3 pm
₴æкi
its at 10 am
₴æкi
1030*
anon
You'll get it out of the way sooner then
>>503123
rose
wtf ??
anon
It'll be alright, and you'll have nice good teeth
Spiders
>>503120
exactly what i'm saying
anon
And they'll tell you to floss more and give you a lollipop
Spiders
why do they always tell you to floss. do people even floss at all
>>503128
anon
I floss like every two or three days
straw bury
perrrrkele
Spiders
i NEVER
Spiders
LOL!
straw bury
spiders can u say perkele
Spiders
hey strawberry girl
Spiders
perkele :3
Spiders
what does that mean
straw bury
who knows...... some believe that it has power, if u say it in a certain way...... a word that can be heard throughout the cosmos every time it is uttered.......
anon
I literally dance like this every single day constantly
anon
Actually I hate dancing without a partner
rose
straw bury can you say rose orlando
>>503142
Spiders
hey strawberry can you scream kurwa really loud
anon
Need a cute girl to force into a cute dress and then dance with her
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>503145
I normally like it but I have things I gotta do to get paid
rose
this is twinkanons fav song
Spiders
>>503146
omg same. kin. let's do it together :3
anon
I will goon my unrequited love away
anon
My love... I must GOON for you my darling
anon
.play I do not goon I do not jack off
Spiders
this poor kitty
Spiders
i cant with this gif
Spiders
that was so cute what the hell
Spiders
you're such a silly girl
straw bury
i am one rambunctious son of a gun
Spiders
mm.. sounds tasty :3
rose
wtf is this
anon
lmao I don't know
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
I was trying to find that meme of ratatouille where the guy says "I do not goon, I do not jerk off, I masturbate, and if I don't like it, I don't cum"
>>503178
Spiders
I'VE NEVER HEARD IT LMAO
Spiders
send if you find
Spiders
i want one toooooo
anon
>>503184
Would feed you a lemon pie tart while you (redacted for hornyposting)
>>503191
₴æкi
waiting
₴æкi
Irish desk peep still
anon
It'll go well saeki
₴æкi
₴æкi
anticipation anxiety
anon
I know, I get those jitters too sometimes
₴æкi
(/･ω･(-ω-)
₴æкi
scared he'll comment on ny tremors
Spiders
like, when you're shaking because you're scared of something that's coming up?
anon
>>503191
I cannot say without hornyposting, also don't know if rune reader is still working
Spiders
LMAO WHO PLAYED THIS
₴æкi
and basically
₴æкi
stress of whats coming no matter how bad itll be
Spiders
all of these are mood
₴æкi
ill see you in a while
₴æкi
will try n calm down n hug blahaj later n dm pic for straw bwawa
rose
.play when i went to poland my favourite car was stolen
Spiders
SREBRNY BREK
straw bury
omg i know just the song for this occasion
>>503227
rose
anyonw wanna join a band and have gay sex during band practise
>>503221
Spiders
>>503220
hell yeah :3 and cuddle after
anon
I am going to (redacted for hornyposting) your boyfriend until he can't even remember sabaton's name
₴æкi
but straw is
₴æкi
bea-ty
₴æкi
hecc
₴æкi
im so shaky i can't spell
>>503237
Spiders
you'll be okay girl chill
anon
>>503235
It'll be much better when you are in there, do not worry. I believe in you!
>>503238
₴æкi
waiting
anon
>>503238
once you are in the chair I mean
straw bury
3795.gif
>>503240
well u see sabaton is my favorite band, but rose orlando is my favorite artist because she is not a band she is only one person. i think ill go to roseorlando.bandcamp.com so i can listen to my favorite musician rose orlando
::yosho
₴æкi
>///<
₴æкi
listening to
₴æкi
do u know lausse the cat rose
>>503251
₴æкi
uk artist who has a gud concept album
₴æкi
he disappeared but
₴æкi
if u look up lausse the cat motor city MV on yt youll get a feel if ever wan
Spiders
whhat the sigma
rose
.play i love poland song
straw bury
BAOPOITEDSSEDDDIN FIREEEE FORTY TO ONEEEEE
₴æкi
idk is ur type of energy
straw bury
RAAAAAHHHHHHH
Spiders
i'm such a girlfail
anon
>>503261
Willl take you out of your PJs and bring you with me to the shower so I can wash your body with my tongue and then we will pick out a cute skirt and shirt for you then we will go out and get some weed then get home and (redacted for hornyposting)
Spiders
YOU'RE SO FREAKY
Spiders
hey so what's with the horny filter. why does it sometimes feel like working and sometimes not
>>503269>>503271
anon
>>503267
It's not a filter, I am doing that anytime I want to say something horny
Spiders
the entire message is horny
₴æкi
hehe
₴æкi
Spiders
oh
Spiders
hey rosie :3
anon
>>503276
Runespeak is hidden except for to you
Spiders
oh my god there's THREE evil wizards
Spiders
why even have this if you can dm
>>503288
rose
anywyas twinkanon can you pick out a cute outfit for me rn itd make me happy
>>503293
Spiders
okay...
Spiders
wait is this about the september campaign wtf
anon
>>503290
Alright, alright. I mean let me see your wardrobe or what I would personally put you in? I would probably put you in something to show off your thighs and legs tbh. So maybe like a skirt that shows off the thighs a bit, then to balance it out like a long sleeve cute shirt that is a litte bit emo because you want that.
>>503298
Spiders
okay let me try this
straw bury
sabaPEAKton
Spiders
um
rose
>>503293
my wardrobe rn kinda sucks which is why i need someone to pick out what clothes i should wear instead
>>503305>>503306
Spiders
um can aynone see what that says
Spiders
omhh
Spiders
>>503298
hahah yeah i wish someone would dress me up too :3 my wardrobe SUCKS so bad but i'm working on it
anon
>>503298
I think you should get stuff that shows off your legs and thighs but also kind of matches your hair because your hair is pretty and will draw eyes.
>>503313
Spiders
*rhetorical
Spiders
epic grammar fail once again
Spiders
just shoot me
Spiders
i still am somehow able to speak english better than my mother tongue
>>503315
Spiders
if you can believe that
anon
>>503313
If I were in Britain, I would show up to your home and force you to girlmode
>>503324
Spiders
>>503316
woah now. you can't be decoding my messages like that... that was very vulgar
anon
Yeah some PEOPLE have rune reader because they like to watch SAEKI
Spiders
rose you're such a perv hehehe
>>503326
Spiders
spying on people's runes like that
anon
There are so many voyeurs in this thread
Spiders
i wish you guys were real so i could hug all of you
>>503327
Spiders
lmao
Spiders
do you guys want me to play some actual polish bangers
>>503332
straw bury
>>503330
royalty free hardbass time
Spiders
hmm let's see what we got
Spiders
>>503331
i am ready for you to bang me
Spiders
(hard)
straw bury
play us sum polish bangrs spider
anon
I will not hornypost I willl not hornypost I will not describe the ways I would bang spiders
Spiders
ok you know what! i'll just queue every polish song i have liked on my spotify how about that
Spiders
if we dont like it we skip
Spiders
.play ona by tak chciała ronnie ferrari
Spiders
.play bałkanica
straw bury
>immediately opens up with "kurwa"
Spiders
teehee
Spiders
OOH this third one's an actual banger
Spiders
.play elektryczny męskie granie
anon
Is that a snapchat link at the start of the video
>>503348
Spiders
.play ciepłe dranie kuki
straw bury
follow my snapchat for more badass polish hardcore >:)
Spiders
do people actually use snapchat
>>503352
anon
>>503351
it's good for uh sending things....
Spiders
one of the worst social meda apps out there
Spiders
just dm them on discord or whatever
Spiders
who cares
Spiders
who you sending nudes if you dont trust them to not save them
rose
i want a girlfriend with a big cute dick that trains me to take it really good and calls me her good girl
>>503360
Spiders
who wouldn't rose ;3
straw bury
sigh
anon
>>503357
Would you settlle for a boyfriend with a big cute dick instead?
>>503362
Spiders
skip if you dont like it its okay
anon
>>503362
Oh god yeah the mr. sleeps on the couch
Spiders
ok so there's this super popular and iconic song i tried to play but it was deleted off youtube apparently lmao
Spiders
the entire song is about gay sex
anon
They are trying to destroy Polish culture
Spiders
.play kuki strzelanina w szole
Spiders
no idea what this is!!!
Spiders
.play kryzysowa narzeczona
Spiders
.play dzieci wybiegły
Spiders
.play czerwony rum
Spiders
okay, that's enough bangers for now :3
Spiders
ok 1 more
Spiders
.play sciernisco
Spiders
again, skip if bad
straw bury
spiders i am going to kiss u....... i am on my way to ur location.........
Spiders
please
Spiders
make out with me sloppy style
Spiders
i want your tongue down my throat
>>503388
Spiders
you beautiful bitch
anon
I want to shove my tongue down spiders throat then down straw girls throat
>>503392>>503403
straw bury
>>503385
i cut off my tongue so i could be just like my favorite horror movie protagonist kakihara from the movie ichi the killer
Spiders
awr :(
Spiders
how do you speak
straw bury
i dont, i just walk up to ppl and wigglge the stump of my tongue at ppl
Spiders
this song is about an ukrainian immigrant in poland
Spiders
you miss out on almost the entire essence of the song if you don't understand the lyrics
Spiders
unfortunate
straw bury
this song makes me feel like im wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket inside a mcdonalds
Spiders
LMAO
Spiders
that's specific
straw bury
(compliment)
Spiders
but i see the vibe
Spiders
i really want to play the song about fucking gays but it's just gone off youtube lmao
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>503387
horny posting
Spiders
oh.
straw bury
this song makes me feel like im wearing a mcdonalds uniform while riding a motorcycle
>>503407
Spiders
THE FUCKING HELICOPTER CRASH GREENSCREEN
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>503405
mcdonald’s……….. honestly i kinda miss working there
Spiders
.play psy pawłowa republika
straw bury
U EVER TELL ME IMN A FOOL U GO STRAUIGHT TO HELL
Spiders
is this song like a huge shitpost
straw bury
DISPRESPECT UR MOTHER U GO STAIGHT TO HELL
>>503417
Spiders
why were they in afganistan and now they're in doom 2016
Spiders
hahah
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>503414
i will destroy u
Spiders
omg? chess-off?
Spiders
did you join
Spiders
i want to spectate
Spiders
.skip (video skipped)
Spiders
why'd it say spider gang
straw bury
cuz thats the group that made that song
>>503424
Spiders
this song makes me so sad and cry. it would always play at all the 18th birthday parties i went to. good times
straw bury
>>503424
they broke up i think so u cant be the mascot sawry :(
anon
erm
Spiders
i thought this booger guy would
>>503432
Spiders
onmg
Spiders
im spectating
Spiders
"boy."
Spiders
one of you play the cock and balls opening
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>503427
i’m not at my ‘puter
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>503436
i feel like i want to fight a bear
Spiders
so who's twinkanon fighting against?
anon
idk
anon
I am not playing very well
anon
but it is just for fun
Spiders
i'm so bad at chess
Spiders
(girlbrained)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>503440
straw girl and sponge boy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink anon i am HUNGRY
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