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anon
Do they do hair tests and that whole thing? Or like is it just "don't show up high"
anon
>>502848
Like testing if you have smoked in the past few months deal
anon
As opposed to like in the last 24 hours
straw bury
yeah they check that
>>502853
straw bury
cant smoke ever
anon
>>502851
Damn, sounds like BS, can't wait for weed to just be treated like beer
straw bury
maaaariiiijuanaaaaaa
Spiders
first maybe get the government to let you drink at 18 LOOLLL
>>502858>>502857
straw bury
.play amerijuanican
anon
>>502855
In New Orleans, it is fairly normal to start sort of like drinking as a teenager, restaurants don't really ask for ID, tons of bars that don't care, etc. I've pretty much been at the drinking beer with dinner stage since like 16. But I don't really drink much at all in general.
straw bury
>>502855
i dont give a fuck about the government i drink anyway
>>502859
nonners
>>502858
thats right, fuck the state
straw bury
fuck the world
straw bury
jack sneider said that
anon
FUCK YA LIFE BING BONG
Spiders
"bars" "restaurants" you guys don't buy alcohol at a grocery store and drink under a bridge???
>>502866>>502864>>502865
anon
>>502863
You can buy at a gas station, but the ABC boards have to answer somewhat to a higher power. Bars and restaurants don't really get looked at or care, but grocery stores and gas stations do
rose
sandwich was nice, wouldve been nicer to have a boy touch me n makeout with me n stuff, oh well
>>502870
straw bury
one day i will give off the same vibes as this album cover
rose
thinking about getting a pin of the lesbian flag and the achilean (or whatever the gay guy flag is called) flag and wear both of them together
>>502871>>502872>>502873
anon
>>502869
The Achillean flag that looks like the Argentinian flag
Spiders
i wish i had a friend group to be drunk with or high
>>502880
Spiders
i used to have one but they all hated me and nobody had the balls to tell me
>>502877
Spiders
it's okay. i hated myself too
straw bury
>>502875
ugh that shits the worst
Spiders
they just needed a reason to throw me out and guess i gave it to them
Spiders
tsch. rose and her child bearing hips
anon
>>502879
It's to wear so that people know what you are attracted to
Spiders
>>502880
yeah. i hope so. i need to find myself a queer friend group
>>502886
Spiders
to be gay with
Spiders
>>502886
uh! just go walk outside. buy something from a store go to a cool place or hang out at somebody's place. i never really do anything grand
>>502890
anon
>>502888
Do you guys have a skatepark culture in your country?
Spiders
uhh. i doubt it's anything like in the US but maybe?? not really. why?
>>502896
rose
wish i knew how to skate thatd be badass
anon
>>502892
it's easy to just kind of vibe out at a skatepark and all the stoners would want to flirt with you
>>502899
Spiders
>>502889
woah now. someone's freakky.
anon
>>502899
Well all I am saying is that I would flirt with you if I ever saw you
>>502906
Spiders
skatepark people seem vile to me. like very loud and toxic.
>>502905
anon
>>502903
idk maybe I just lucked out with them
Spiders
>>502902
you could babble to me incoherently and i'd still be in love </33333
>>502909
straw bury
:;yuri
anon
>>502906
I would rather just pat your head while you sit on my lap and babble to me incoherently, because that is cute and fun
>>502912>>502915
straw bury
i need a stoner skater guy who listens to doom metal to cuddle me and stuff and hold my hand
>>502911>>502914
anon
>>502910
unfortunately, I don't have the skater stoenr aesthetic
Spiders
(eated)
Spiders
:3333
anon
I want that
anon
>>502923
Basically reverse the characters and it is me and you
anon
I actually do literally wear the black pants, black turtleneck, white belt combo all the time
Spiders
>>502923
I REMEMBER SEEING THIS. why's it so hot
Spiders
STOOOOPPP
Spiders
IM CRYING
anon
fr fr lemme rizz you up sis
Spiders
"lil bro crying *skull emoji*"
tea (phone)
ts pmo
anon
:skull emoji: :easter island head emoji:
>>502941
Spiders
>>502939
RIGHT? i like regular basil more though
nonners
.play who put shit in my mailbox
Spiders
i know this guy with aspergers who's a huge weed consumer
Spiders
he's a metalhead and has very long disgusting greasy hair
>>502955
Spiders
and he's fat
nonners
twinknon do you want to play chess
>>502957
anon
>>502956
yeah I know right, but my hair does kind of curl up so it never really gets long. I have straight hair except past like maybe 4 inches then it just gets curly
Spiders
when are you fixing that? are you fixing it rn :3
>>502961
rose
straw do u wanna makeout while we suck a guys dick??
>>502965
anon
>>502966
I had to get it cut for my sisters wedding, it did look good tbh tho
>>502971
straw bury
top lel
Spiders
why!?!?!??!?!
anon
It was her wedding
Spiders
and???
anon
My hair was like down past my shoulders
Spiders
you didn't want to have hair prettier than the hhu
anon
Also i had to use like a fifth of a bottle of conditioner just to keep it looking good for a day
₴æкi
ugh
₴æкi
having slight wheezing from panic and dont have inhaler and dentist in a bit after drive and
>>502986
Spiders
hmm. i should probably start using a conditioner again. i only have one for curly hair
anon
because it is super fucking thick hair
Spiders
and i don't want mine to be all that curly... just a little curly
>>502987>>502996
anon
>>502980
It'll be okay saeki, I willl kiss you!
anon
>>502984
Yeah, mine doesn't do tight curls or anything like that, very loose and you can run your fingers through it, but at a certain point it does want to slowly start waving around
Spiders
my hair's really weird i don't know i don't have it figured out lol
anon
I am not sure, have I seen your hair?
>>502993
straw bury
>>502990
spikeman when i fuKFICNG KILL KILL KILL KILL HIM DEAD
>>502994
Spiders
>>502989
hmmm. i did send those pictures of me with a ponytail once that made strawberries go mad hehe
>>502995
anon
>>502993
Oh I think I remember that! I like barely remember what it looked like, I just remember a ponytail pic being posted
Spiders
>>502996
bad? it's real prety :333
Spiders
>>502998
i used to want straight hair too! but i've learned to embrace my curl.
Spiders
yeah your hair really pretty :3
Spiders
it's like really curly for the entire length, while mine for example likes to curl at the tips mostly
>>503007
anon
I want to bundle it all up and then lick and kiss your neck
tea (phone)
>>502998
u can look amazing as a cute emo boygirl with curly hair
₴æкi
>>502998
ur rly pretty but would be cute to see ur hair straightened or dyed sometime bwa
>>503009
Spiders
>>503007
my hair is REALLY yucky when it does that i hate it!! but i've learned to style it a bit, which i thought was impossible at first
>>503010
rose
i am a blonde
anon
Curly headed blondes cute
Spiders
cunty headed blonde
anon
Except like everybody on here is a FUCKIN BLONDE except for me lol
Spiders
i think about dyeing it sometimes but i don't know what color i'd like
>>503023
anon
I think that is right
Spiders
i'd like to get the tips dyed probably
₴æкi
>>503020
ou, ic, can be weird for me 2 looking at my ild hair and rn
anon
>>503018
I've dyed my hair a couple times, but I went for funky colors because if I am gonna do that, I am going all out.
₴æкi
i dunno wadduhecc i wanna do w mine rn so have it long while i decide ig..
₴æкi
i wan find out what i could do w it
rose
one of the last pics of me with blonde hair was with this girl who broke my heart real bad ouuugh cries n vomits n cries
₴æкi
maybe come up w in dms w cutes at some point
Spiders
oh i'm suddenly so tried and my head hurts
>>503041
rose
saeki check discord
rose
>>503029
straw you gotta thinka bout what you say before you type it out and make me read it
straw bury
that was my last post on here dont worry
>>503048
₴æкi
lel
₴æкi
Awww
₴æкi
will miss u n cuties...
₴æкi
scared
₴æкi
fuck im having to try not to get super self hating abt mouth n stuff
Spiders
>>503041
you could use me as a shovel in your yard and i'd still love every second of it
>>503046
₴æкi
i hate hereditary issues
anon
>>503043
I wouldn't do that to you, I would treat you very well and have you rest on my lap while I lick your neck and body and stuff
>>503059
Spiders
if only you were real
anon
I would also force you to wear a cute skirt with nothing underneath it while you sit on my lap
Spiders
noo :(( i'd look bad in a skirt. i'm too much of a boy
>>503065
anon
False.
anon
>>503062
I am going to make you my woman and force you to dress in a cute skirt
>>503071
₴æкi
;3;
₴æкi
pls pls that
Spiders
DAMN
Spiders
*;3333
anon
>>503070
Would grope your soft milf body tbh
straw bury
i wonder why twinkanon sexually harasses people. or is that like wondering why a cow moos
Spiders
if only twinkanon was real to force-femme me
Spiders
it's not sexual harassment if it's hot as fuck
anon
This is just the sexuall harassment in the workplace comic
>>503090
rose
.play sexual harassment kleenex girl wonder
Spiders
girl.gif
>>503079
i want to look like her. scratch that. i want to be her
tea (phone)
>>503085
wow thats so cute haha if only there were some single girls around here who loved boygirl things...
>>503097
anon
>>503079
If I was asian, I could pull this look off, with the long creepy fingers and being wirey and tall
₴æкi
ily peeps im hoping things go okay
>>503092
₴æкi
ill be gone for a while and
Spiders
>>503089
you'll be fine saeki!!! :3 we're crossing our fingers for you
₴æкi
nah the guy
₴æкi
teases lightly bulli ish the whole time
anon
>>503090
I was literally thinking about that comic when an anon with the repper flag was asking to suck on people's toes here lol
>>503098
₴æкi
asd panic n stuff i wan die from
>>503101
straw bury
>>503095
i remember that lmao
anon
It'll go well, do not worry
anon
>>503102
Hi, can I do more than just touch it?
Spiders
would you be the miku to my uh my um um uhh my uhh red miku
>>503113
₴æкi
sry i just
anon
>>503112
Good luck, you will do alright.
₴æкi
my appt was
₴æкi
i was told it was at 3 pm
₴æкi
its at 10 am
₴æкi
1030*
anon
You'll get it out of the way sooner then
>>503123
rose
wtf ??
anon
It'll be alright, and you'll have nice good teeth
Spiders
>>503120
exactly what i'm saying
anon
And they'll tell you to floss more and give you a lollipop
Spiders
why do they always tell you to floss. do people even floss at all
>>503128
anon
I floss like every two or three days
straw bury
perrrrkele
Spiders
i NEVER
Spiders
LOL!
straw bury
spiders can u say perkele
Spiders
hey strawberry girl
Spiders
perkele :3
Spiders
what does that mean
straw bury
who knows...... some believe that it has power, if u say it in a certain way...... a word that can be heard throughout the cosmos every time it is uttered.......
anon
I literally dance like this every single day constantly
anon
Actually I hate dancing without a partner
rose
straw bury can you say rose orlando
>>503142
Spiders
hey strawberry can you scream kurwa really loud
anon
Need a cute girl to force into a cute dress and then dance with her
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>503145
I normally like it but I have things I gotta do to get paid
rose
this is twinkanons fav song
Spiders
>>503146
omg same. kin. let's do it together :3
anon
I will goon my unrequited love away
anon
My love... I must GOON for you my darling
anon
.play I do not goon I do not jack off
Spiders
this poor kitty
Spiders
i cant with this gif
Spiders
that was so cute what the hell
Spiders
you're such a silly girl
straw bury
i am one rambunctious son of a gun
Spiders
mm.. sounds tasty :3
rose
wtf is this
anon
lmao I don't know
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
I was trying to find that meme of ratatouille where the guy says "I do not goon, I do not jerk off, I masturbate, and if I don't like it, I don't cum"
>>503178
Spiders
I'VE NEVER HEARD IT LMAO
Spiders
send if you find
Spiders
i want one toooooo
anon
>>503184
Would feed you a lemon pie tart while you (redacted for hornyposting)
>>503191
₴æкi
waiting
₴æкi
Irish desk peep still
anon
It'll go well saeki
₴æкi
₴æкi
anticipation anxiety
anon
I know, I get those jitters too sometimes
₴æкi
(/･ω･(-ω-)
₴æкi
scared he'll comment on ny tremors
Spiders
like, when you're shaking because you're scared of something that's coming up?
anon
>>503191
I cannot say without hornyposting, also don't know if rune reader is still working
Spiders
LMAO WHO PLAYED THIS
₴æкi
and basically
₴æкi
stress of whats coming no matter how bad itll be
Spiders
all of these are mood
₴æкi
ill see you in a while
₴æкi
will try n calm down n hug blahaj later n dm pic for straw bwawa
rose
.play when i went to poland my favourite car was stolen
Spiders
SREBRNY BREK
straw bury
omg i know just the song for this occasion
>>503227
rose
anyonw wanna join a band and have gay sex during band practise
>>503221
Spiders
>>503220
hell yeah :3 and cuddle after
anon
I am going to (redacted for hornyposting) your boyfriend until he can't even remember sabaton's name
₴æкi
but straw is
₴æкi
bea-ty
₴æкi
hecc
₴æкi
im so shaky i can't spell
>>503237
Spiders
you'll be okay girl chill
anon
>>503235
It'll be much better when you are in there, do not worry. I believe in you!
>>503238
₴æкi
waiting
anon
>>503238
once you are in the chair I mean
straw bury
3795.gif
>>503240
well u see sabaton is my favorite band, but rose orlando is my favorite artist because she is not a band she is only one person. i think ill go to roseorlando.bandcamp.com so i can listen to my favorite musician rose orlando
::yosho
₴æкi
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