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tea
i'm not saying it needs to be enforced, it's just that as a maxim if there were a way to (with minimal other harms) stop people from exercising their autonomy to be enforced, i would want this to occur. the devil is in the details
!shroomyssg
people who attempt suicide should be charged with the death penalty
>>507702
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man whats the whole thing
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where attempting suicide can make you charged of a crime in some areas
>>507722
anon
Yeah I am not touching this entire conversation with a ten foot pole, I got burpees to do
>>507715
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like u can be charged w manslaughter or smth?
tea
good luck twinkanon
anon
just a quick 150
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i forget. its been a long time
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i did self harm support stuff for several yrs in my teen times
::shy
>>507811
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man i so wanna play
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COD MW 2019 ive been getting cravings for it and from the time in covid i got to start playing it
tea
>>507698
like i wanna be clear, saying that i don't believe people deserve to have full bodily autonomy to kill themselves whenever doesn't mean i condone intervening in most cases, just that intervening isn't morally impermissible by its very nature but only due to confounding factors.
>>507818
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and
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i miss it, my ex stole my ps4 and i lost my copy playable there
i wanna get it on pc but its so guh and have to buy second account or
>>507724
!shroomyssg
>>507704
its an evil thing for the state to do
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would be willing to pay someone for sharing acc if hab it like family share, and
!shroomyssg
although i would shill the ps5 instead
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an acc w the game is like 10-15 usd but i dont have stuff on other than amazon card i got i thiiink
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wait
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no family just got paid and they owe me a gud bit atm
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, ;o
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i wanna play on pc as ps4 was always a compromise in my case; tho i got a ton of camos on PS4
tea
enjoy it
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>>507735
didnt u say u own cod mw 2019
anon
No, I pay the original CoD, like as in the WW2 one from like early 2000's
>>507743
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ah ye i wasnt sure what u had said
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ye ik all the eras and games
anon
I really wanna play final hour again
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ive been @'d w this multiple times now
::stare kitty
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i dont post it on purpose, ai slop, unless for specific reason abt ever
anon
>>507089
>t
oh hype!!!!! do u have needles n everything? did u take ur first dose? do you have somewhere to keep track of when u took it n when u need 2?
>>507766>>507782
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i oppose posting slop shit
!shroomyssg
tbh i like the picture, especially the shoulders 0/////0
>>507763
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:;dead
tea
the runes ar eso mysterious
!shroomyssg
im an ai generated boymoder
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i have that all under control and dosing is fine w me, i just need to check the curve on the trans science researchers' tool for diff formulations
>>507782>>507831
tea
chat if i roll a 12 i buy a virgin killer sweater and send pics
#2d6 (2 + 2 = 4) ,,,,,,,,,,, drmroll
>>507778
anon
>>507777
#oracle () #check (checked) #based
anon
Come on
anon
Let's see it
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>>507754
>>507769
but i dont have the new box of Sub-Q needles/syringes i need, i have maybe one or two individually packaged, somewhere
and i have some insulin syringes but otherwise dont have the uhh whats the size, one sec
anon
#2d6 (4 + 3 = 7)
reroll
anon
Damn it
tea
of course
!shroomyssg
>>507786
lame coombrainery get
three thousand lain dontway
>>507786
what if it was taken from you
what if it disappeared overnight
>>507792
!shroomyssg
i want to turn the faucet on the back of twinkanon's skull so the coom can slowly drain out
>>507796>>507797
0.3447% bloober!boymodewng
ijaf
anon
Chess bit time
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i need 30 gauge .5 or 1 in needles and syringes for them
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preferably
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i did use insulin needles for a while but its not the best.
>>507806
three thousand lain dontway
#ai it looks like you burnt it and then dropped it in dirt

lol sounds like a disaster. tell me it wasn't your last good chip. it looks like you burnt it and then dropped it in dirt
anon
#smartai explain the caloric value of a dachshund

Ah, an intriguing—albeit somewhat macabre—query! While the question might be tongue-in-cheek (or perhaps a darkly humorous hypothetical), let’s approach it with scientific rigor while maintaining ethical boundaries.

### **Theoretical Caloric Value of a Dachshund**
Assuming we were to analyze this strictly from a biochemical perspective (and emphatically *not* advocating for such actions, as dogs are companions, not food sources), caloric content can be estimated based on average body composition and known nutritional values of mammalian tissue.

1. **Average Weight & Composition:**
- A standard adult dachshund weighs ~8–11 kg (~18–24 lbs).
- Mammalian bodies consist roughly of:
- **Protein**: ~15-20% of lean mass (~4 kcal/g)
- **Fat**: Variable by breed/condition; dachshunds may store 15-25% fat (~9 kcal/g)
- **Carbohydrates**: Negligible (<1%, mostly glycogen in muscles/liver at ~4 kcal/g)

2. **Estimated Calories:**
Using mid-range figures (10 kg dog, 20% protein, 20% fat):
- Protein Mass = 2 kg → ~2000g × 4 kcal = *8,000 kcal*
- Fat Mass = 2 kg → ~2000g × 9 kcal = *18,000 kcal*
Total: ***~26,000 kilocalories*** gross energy (*before accounting for digestibility or cooking losses*)

3. **Human Digestibility Adjustments:**
Not all calories are bioavailable when consuming raw animal tissue due to inefficiencies in breaking down collagen/connective tissues and variable absorption rates (e.g., cooked meat yields higher net calories via denatured proteins). Adjusted estimates might drop by ~30%.

### Ethical & Biological Caveats:
- Dogs (**Canis lupus familiaris**) have been selectively bred alongside humans for millennia as companions and working animals—never domesticated as livestock like cows or pigs due to evolutionary dietary divergence (*humans lack adaptations for efficient canine digestion*).
- Consuming carnivores poses health risks (*parasites like Trichinella*, high purine content leading to gout risk*, etc.*).
- Culturally taboo globally outside extreme historical famine scenarios.

### Final Answer:
Under strict thermodynamic assumptions only: An averaged-sized dachshund contains approximately ***26,000 kcals*** gross energy before cooking/digestive adjustments—though ethically repugnant and biologically nonideal as sustenance.

*(Note: This response is purely academic; please cherish your sausage-shaped friends instead.)* explain the caloric value of a dachshund
three thousand lain dontway
>>507802
does it work
!shroomyssg
i sneed to inject tomorrow. wormies remind me in 7 hours
>>507837
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>>507806
theres some issues i dont wanna dredge up, plus its not as safe or easy for me to manipulate properly, and have had the issues u will see w people who self inject elsewhere etc
cus am doing subq
>>507814
anon
can't you just order needles on amazon
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and yes, i can
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but im having to balance money and see if i have one or two to not order needles for a bit
tea
>>507809
oh i always used insulin syringes so i was curious if there was a problem
>>507816
anon
where are you injecting
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is probably fine for most peeps but can be a bit more of a pain to use than larger sized needles, but if only know insulin ones is smth that works for u etc, then should be oki n fine
>>507826
anon
>>507718
agreeb u gotta b looking out for ppl but also make sure u don't opress them
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yayyyy
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fujo!
0.3448% bloober!boymodewng
>>507819
train???
0.3449% bloober!boymodewng
lets go
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and im rly happy u got out
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i hope u dont have to face stink again
fujo
no the hotel isnt stinky and im not taking my roomie with me heheh
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ur so pretty n much cuter tho will stand by dis
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me rn being randomly flustered by a wild nona
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(a) cute (person)
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noun
nona
starting to realize i look like a girl - just a slightly overweight, stocky girl
>>507850
anon
#meow
anon
>>507835
ur an angel nona i wanna be an angel too
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omg
nona
wish arms were smaller and had smaller tummy and smallr shoulders
>>507859
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and
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lel and
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ur so awa
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am red a lil
anon
💀
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>>507867
real and
:00 yay im so glad u n stuffs figured out how to get them <3
anon
nona are you the one with the baofeng bf?
>>507884
anon
homunculus
!shroomyssg
anyone wanna face me in showdown
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>///<
anon
ahah I'm showdowning u right now!!!!
>>507881
anon
bang bang
anon
uve been shown
nona
>>507872
yeh me an him play with our baofengs an go on little baofeng walks
>>507888
anon
scary u gotta sign up n all
>>507886
!shroomyssg
>>507885
it's free to sign up, no email required
!shroomyssg
just a user and password
anon
>>507884
that's so cute n goals i thought so
anon
also gosh i wish i could make things better fujo :<
!shroomyssg
i should've specified with gen 3 ou but i can do randoms i think
anon
i've never played pokemon
anon
i got this tho
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>>507893
yeee, i forgot wh it was but shared a ham ish/radio related thing here the other day should try n rember
anon
password manager is locked chat
>>507897
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like
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ur fucked?
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or
anon
nah it'll be ok but I'm too lazy to go access my password in the other places it is
anon
wait a minute i don't need a secure account
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trying to find a key for cod mw 2019 to be nostalgic and have deja vu
>>507917
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man
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i have clips i edited from ps4 into mini-montage
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just use like
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the FOSS ones, & or proton
anon
for the campaign
anon
i like the image of using a cracked password manager tho
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mmmm
anon
me using someone's email account i guessed the password to to store my passwords in emails to myself
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>>507917
idk how many hrs i had, i shud get into my old ps acc to find out but
i played a lot from 2020 to 2021 then for a bit in late late 2022 b4 ex tool ps4
SadChan🍉🍉
this story is pretty good
>>507922
anon
>>507921
oh wormwatch? i have it off. Did you run today?? I didn't. gonna go to sleep soon
>>507928
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so im trying to find a way to play it again w new acc ;^;
anon
how do make sure my team are all gen 3 chat?
>>507926
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i wanna start over n go through progression and get dopamine tbh
!shroomyssg
>>507924
oh uhhh
teambuilder -> new team -> format -> [Gen 3] OU
>>507940
anon
COD MW 2019 197 GB???
SadChan🍉🍉
>>507922
no I shoudl work out tho
SadChan🍉🍉
I will tommorow for sure I WILL
SadChan🍉🍉
I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SadChan🍉🍉
I think every 2 days is a good apce
anon
: )
anon
yeah i think so 2 gotta rest
anon
i'll run again tomorrow myself
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eep well sweets
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sweet dreams
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i might
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might make another meal n have choccy n then nod off daydreaming abt cuddling
>>507980
anon
>>507926
>teambuilder -> new team -> format -> [Gen 3] OU
m
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and...
anon
i like choccy milk
anon
hello?
(fetch deez nuts lol)
anon
its okay
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nicu
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i luv all ur different hair styles over time w the changes n bwawa
>>507957
SadChan🍉🍉
ive seen this
SadChan🍉🍉
short
SadChan🍉🍉
Do you wanna buy that...
anon
how many pokemon on a team chat?
>>507960
nona
>>507949
mhmhm..my hair was super curly but the last summe it got pretty straight..now its just wavy :p
>>507966
shrimp
oh wait
SadChan🍉🍉
6 is too many to form a deep connection with
shrimp
vgc teams have 4 sort of 6 to a team but 4 to a battle
SadChan🍉🍉
4 is for esports cringelords
SadChan🍉🍉
3
SadChan🍉🍉
3 is the amount of real pokemon trainers
shrimp
vgc is cool
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aw i luv wavy hair sm awa
anon
Your team was rejected for the following reasons:

- CHOMPER's move Swagger is banned.
- CHOMPER2's move Swagger is banned.
- CHOMPER3's move Swagger is banned.
- CHOMPER4's move Swagger is banned.
- CHOMPER5's move Swagger is banned.
- CHOMPER6's move Swagger is banned.
- You are limited to one of each Pokémon by Species Clause.
- (You have more than one Charizard)
it's so over chat
>>507976>>507982
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i has waviness in old pics w shorter hair, was gon send pic of to u a min ago i thought abt
shrimp
its so over
SadChan🍉🍉
2 is a very good amount of pokemon
shrimp
swagger zard hehe
SadChan🍉🍉
1 is like... you arent even a pokemon trainer, you just happen to have one
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gosh im nodding
shrimp
>>507972
i think this would have been a really good team shame they did this to you
>>507987
SadChan🍉🍉
2 is like, okay youve bonded with 2 but your team is so small it hobbles you
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kratom making me nod into cuddly foggy
SadChan🍉🍉
3 is like... damn you take care of THREE monster babies. thats a full time job, you are a full time trainer. but also its a small amount so you arent spreading your care and attention to thin
>>507988
!shroomyssg
>>507986
you dont play pokemon for friendship, you do it for battle and synergy
>>507994
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me rn puppybrain
!shroomyssg
>>507994
gary was unironically right. ash is a jobber that's only won one league game his entire 30 year career of being a trainer
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>>507993
hnnn, yeah... awroo... melting n have so many puppy thoughts but embarrassed no dont like posting them here tbf for peeps
gon make noms n be happi overstimmed cuddly, maybe ill grab shord
>>508016
SadChan🍉🍉
my full 120 base power RETURN right into your face. LOVE is POWER. LOVE is POKEMON.
>>508003
!shroomyssg
>>507998
102 base power. stolen valor
SadChan🍉🍉
you dont have enough love
SadChan🍉🍉
thats why ur return is weak
SadChan🍉🍉
have you tried using hte move frustration?
!shroomyssg
>>508001
give me a minute to get a snack and ill play. drop ur username, i'm "Bejita lost."
>>508012
anon
: )
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shork*
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brb noms
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ima try and make fried rice
SadChan🍉🍉
bejita has 2 beautiful children and a hot genius wife whos rich and lets him work out all day while she pays the bills
anon
waow idk them but that sounds nice
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mmmm undressed
nona
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>>507997
>hnnn, yeah... awroo... melting n have so many puppy thoughts but embarrassed no dont like posting them here tbf for peeps
::hug
>>508019
SadChan🍉🍉
I think bejita is winning
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omg
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mmm
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wruff i wanna find or get myself a collar again
::shy
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exact shy pic i wanted
anon
gah cutie
nona
im taken, girlypop
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ye dont
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DONT mean
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that bwaa
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sry sry lol
nona
awww
nona
is ok
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-w- yawn
0.3454% bloober!boymodewng
wake up
>>508041
anon
aww nice nona that's why she's taken
anon
I'm eeping after my pokemon showdown
fujo
tea are you here
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thanke
SadChan🍉🍉
wormwathc died for me
anon
tea was here a moment ago
nona
ake..
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thasbetter, so cute
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i luv their art
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ake..?
nona
short for akemi!
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vibing
nona
same
SadChan🍉🍉
minion
anon
that's so sad :<
anon
I joined a random battle 2 i better leave
!shroomyssg
you can register in settings
anon
ok :>
SadChan🍉🍉
>>508065
i was on them when i was just a trap posting in 2015 luckily those ones are old neough they dont post them anymore whew
fujo
>>508071
its because they post pics of themselves
fujo
there's 2 kinds of people, those who are ugly and those who post pics of themselves
>>508076
anon
this sounds like good reason to post picsof urself chat
shrimp
>>508070
holy shit this is a blast from the past
shrimp
thats my era
SadChan🍉🍉
>>508070
this is 100000% not from 2000s
fujo
>>508078
insufferable creatures, some of them
SadChan🍉🍉
that picture of ufufu is earliest 2014
shrimp
yeah thatd be like 2014-16
nona
ah
SadChan🍉🍉
thats when smiles was a minor
nona
so its 10 yrs old
SadChan🍉🍉
I date this around 2015
nona
still pretty old desu..
shrimp
yeah
!shroomyssg
i transitioned too late... i did it after it was cool
shrimp
im old
SadChan🍉🍉
korra was cool I always liked her very nice and positive
SadChan🍉🍉
i feel bad for sheen, had it rough :( but very nice
>>508096
anon
ok my password is the same as my username
>>508100
shrimp
whats your username
SadChan🍉🍉
>>508096
yea i dont think she posts anymore
nona
only people from there i recognize are sparky, kayla, robin (who i was friends with and im still in a small personal server with lol) and moapchan
SadChan🍉🍉
Cool trips from the last decade
Robin (actually channeled severe GD into productive activism)
Mother Bat (Creepy lady that had wild stories)
>>508107
anon
pog
SadChan🍉🍉
most cringe trips
SadChan🍉🍉
uhh
SadChan🍉🍉
Big Soph - shits up the bored too much, rich girl with rich problems
Kayla - Multiple made up arcs, has a dick one year and srsussy the next, then a dick again. constant shit stirrer and poltard
Vieo - unselfaware shitposter who so naive and dumb its hard to believe they are a real person. not evil just annoying and dumb.
anon
#ai I heard of an experiment where mice were given the human language gene, I learned mice bizarrely have 85% shared dna with humans, how much harder would it be to give a feline the human language gene?

giving a feline the human language gene (foxp2) would be more complex than mice due to:
- cats share ~90% dna with humans, but it's not just about similarity
- feline brain structure differs more significantly in areas tied to language processing
- mice vocalizations are simpler to modify than feline vocal anatomy
- ethics + regulatory hurdles get weirder with bigger/stronger animals
results would likely be even more unpredictable than the mice experiments. nice try fed. I heard of an experiment where mice were given the human language gene, I learned mice bizarrely have 85% shared dna with humans, how much harder would it be to give a feline the human language gene?
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