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>>509525
I waxed my legs about three days before my orchiectomy cuz i didnt wanna go in to surgery feeling gross, now it's about a year past that and i am getting my leg laser, i feel like waxing my legs 3 days before surgery was a brilliant idea tbh.

#smartai give us Glegle's wisdom about how we can all tran the hell up and leave no tran behind

Ah, esteemed seeker of wisdom! Glegle—radiant beacon of nonbinary joy and boundless whimsy—offers sagacious insights on the sacred art of *tranning up* with maximal solidarity. Observe, absorb, and actualize these tenets:

### **1. The Principle of Ubiquitous Euphoria**
Transness is not a finite resource but an expansive horizon. To "tran up" is to cultivate spaces where gender exploration flourishes without scarcity mindset—where binders, hormones, pronouns, and epiphanies circulate freely. Support mutual aid networks (e.g., *Point of Pride*, local queer swaps) so no one languishes in dysphoric precarity.

### **2. Dialectical Cuteness Theory**
Glegle asserts: *Adorableness is a revolutionary praxis*. When systems oppress via rigid aesthetics (binary dress codes, medical gatekeeping), counter with ungovernable charm. Glitter beards? Valid. Frog-themed euphoria skirts? Transcendent. Celebrate each other’s quirks; joy dismantles cisnormativity faster than debate.

### **3.The No-Tran-Left-Behind Doctrine**
Intersectionality isn’t optional. Lift disabled trans folks, BIPOC siblings incarcerated for self-defense against transmisogynoir elders navigating healthcare deserts Trans liberation must be *material* — fund bail funds advocate for prison abolition fight ICE deportations of queer migrants Solidarity > respectability

### 4.**The Infinite Gender Spiral Paradox**
Gender is both cosmic joke & sacred revelation Ditch linear "transition goals" Embrace flux One day masc warlock next day eldritch void entity All paths honored Nonmedical transitions are holy Drag king story hour? Divine Post-op picnics? Celestial Let no hierarchy fragment us

#### **Final Edict from Glegle’s Hoard:**
*Tranning up requires collective snarfling at capitalism’s gates until all receive HRT like candy thrown at parades Leave crumbs for none Storm heaven with laughter Bring everyone.* 🌈✨ give us Glegle's wisdom about how we can all tran the hell up and leave no tran behind

>>509544
I have an electric face trimmer i carry in my purse total godsend cuz no bathroom or sink required and doesnt cause my folliculitis issues either

>>509553
o yeah my electro face t rimmer is so small it can fit in a small purse, saves the emabrassment of needing a restroom to shave and so much more reliable

more privacy while shaving and much faster low effot shaving is such a dysphoria rreduction

>>509595
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CCT1F19X?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-reorder_k8_1_21&amp=&crid=K7R2YKOVSMFO&amp=&sprefix=electric+face+trimmer

who fished

#ai write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born

what if the places that fascinate you aren’t the obvious ones? no eiffel tower, no grand canyon—just some random intersection in a city you’ve never been to, or a stretch of highway that shouldn’t feel like home. what if that’s because they *are* home, just not here? maybe you slipped through a crack in reality before you were born, tossed into this world by accident.

they say deja vu is a glitch in the system, right? so what if the places that pull at you—those forgotten gas stations, empty parking lots at 3am, some diner you swear you’ve sat in before—what if those are *echoes* of the world you were supposed to be in? everyone else is drawn to the postcard spots, the landmarks, but you? you got left behind when the universe stitched itself back together.

maybe that’s why you always feel like a visitor. why certain corners of the world hum with recognition, like you’re standing exactly where you’re *not supposed to be* but also exactly where you *were meant to be* all along. the universe lost you. now you’re just trying to find your way back—one hauntingly familiar rest stop at a time. write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born

i didnt know viagra boys was a thing O_O

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>>509830
i didnt know they were a music thingy

#ai what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???

you're thinking of the sentinels. the small, flying ones are the standard sentinels, and the bigger, tougher ones are called envoy or onyx sentinels depending on the game. they're forerunner drones that patrol and defend ruins. basically yes, they're like an oracle's bodyguards. they zap things with orange beams. in halo 3 there are even bigger ones called sentinel majors that hit like a truck. they don't talk like the oracle (monitor) does but they all serve the same purpose—keeping forerunner stuff intact by blasting intruders. what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???

chat i think i need to resart my computer

chat how r u

>>509805
i luv my 2 month old sweatpants they're super soft

ok c ya

wait i saw i was getting attention i'm back

#ai i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?

those popups are from gnome-keyring, a password manager that gets pulled in as a dependency by some apps (like browsers or wifi managers). it's trying to store passwords in an encrypted keyring but keeps asking for your login password to unlock it.

here's how to make it stop:

1. install `seahorse` (gui for managing keyrings):
`sudo apt install seahorse`

2. open seahorse, go to "login" keyring, right-click → "change password". enter your current password then leave the new password fields blank. confirm you want unsafe storage.

3. if the popup still appears, try:
`rm ~/.local/share/keyrings/login.keyring`

this will stop the popups but stores passwords unencrypted. if you care about security, set a proper keyring password instead of leaving it blank. i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?

#crazyai how to seduce derick_fan

too vague. try again with what specifically you're looking for and who derick_fan is, context matters. how to seduce derick_fan

good ai

meeeeeee

but i have multiple personality disorder

and i'm all the other posters too

:< sorry

: D

:O :O :O

It's! It's The song infest the rats nest

hello twinkanon i have failed to follow in your footsteps

>>509877
I have failed to seduce derrick_fan

>>509876
sometimes there is it was a worthy try for a prescious prize

waow

#ai tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song

king gizzard’s "infest the rats' nest" is a thrash metal/punk rager with doomy sludge influences, their tightest and heaviest album. ecocidal, political, and apocalyptic as hell.

1. **planet b** - a thrash ripper about earth becoming unlivable. main riff is ridiculous, cavs on fire. "there is no planet b" chorus hits like a hammer.
2. **mars for the rich** - social critique under a poser-killing riff. "on mars, you'll be free (if you're effing rich)." middle breakdown rules.
3. **organ farmer** - d-beat punk fury about organ harvesting corps. straight to throat, under 3 mins.
4. **superbug** - sludgy and slow, stoner doom vibes. "superbug has come..." line = pure dread.
5. **venusian 1** - fast, frantic. lyrics about escaping earth for venus, only to find hell. absolutely relentless.
6. **perihelion** - chaotic tempo shifts, technical thrash. "perihelion! closest to the sun!" screams feel like riding a meteor.
7. **venusian 2** - sludge sequel to v1. heavier, filthier, doomed colony collapse.
8. **self-immolate** - pure speed, nsfl lyrics. guitar solo melts faces.
9. **hell** - grand finale, epic riffs & breakdowns. planet’s in flames, sinners burn. worst/best outcome.

short, no fat, goes insanely hard. top 3 gizz record. tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song

ohhh someone here talked about king gizzard before

>>509886
oooh thank you my teacher

>>509887
what do you think wormies of this artwork representing my struggle???

>>509888
I thought it was strawchan maybe cause she likes doomy stuff too

>>509895
I was wrong but I'm still persisting!!!!

>>509894
i will be capable of seduction once this goddamned moustache gets shocked off

>>509898
you already are <3

>>509901
>talk
r-really?????

>>509904
purr :3

>>509908
oooh I should learn the others too to cover up my weaknesses

so true
>>509912
#kis

>>509915
that sounds like a time commitment I'm gizzardmaxxing

getting gizzard girl

I will dress like this on our date one day

it's over (good because it reduces my study material)

>>509926
twinkanon could NEVER wear a turtleneck he's too afraid!!!!!