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derrick_fan
that might be easier for the moment
anon
Then I'd do it, and I'd go ahead and push to do it as quick as you can to make sure you see it through instead of getting hesitant or intimidated
anon
If I could, I would make you come with me to get a manicure and pedicure
>>509532
derrick_fan
>>509530
i appreciate the thought
anon
>>509525
I waxed my legs about three days before my orchiectomy cuz i didnt wanna go in to surgery feeling gross, now it's about a year past that and i am getting my leg laser, i feel like waxing my legs 3 days before surgery was a brilliant idea tbh.
derrick_fan
ill try it tomorrow
anon
I'm gonna hold you to it!
derrick_fan
ty
derrick_fan
u guys and gals r so nice.......
anon
No I am very very mean!
derrick_fan
lets put that to the test
derrick_fan
should i go and shave my face after putting it off all day because it is tedious and annoying despite it making me feel very happy about myself or should i not bother and stick with being uncomfortable until the morning
>>509543
anon
#smartai give us Glegle's wisdom about how we can all tran the hell up and leave no tran behind

Ah, esteemed seeker of wisdom! Glegle—radiant beacon of nonbinary joy and boundless whimsy—offers sagacious insights on the sacred art of *tranning up* with maximal solidarity. Observe, absorb, and actualize these tenets:

### **1. The Principle of Ubiquitous Euphoria**
Transness is not a finite resource but an expansive horizon. To "tran up" is to cultivate spaces where gender exploration flourishes without scarcity mindset—where binders, hormones, pronouns, and epiphanies circulate freely. Support mutual aid networks (e.g., *Point of Pride*, local queer swaps) so no one languishes in dysphoric precarity.

### **2. Dialectical Cuteness Theory**
Glegle asserts: *Adorableness is a revolutionary praxis*. When systems oppress via rigid aesthetics (binary dress codes, medical gatekeeping), counter with ungovernable charm. Glitter beards? Valid. Frog-themed euphoria skirts? Transcendent. Celebrate each other’s quirks; joy dismantles cisnormativity faster than debate.

### **3.The No-Tran-Left-Behind Doctrine**
Intersectionality isn’t optional. Lift disabled trans folks, BIPOC siblings incarcerated for self-defense against transmisogynoir elders navigating healthcare deserts Trans liberation must be *material* — fund bail funds advocate for prison abolition fight ICE deportations of queer migrants Solidarity > respectability

### 4.**The Infinite Gender Spiral Paradox**
Gender is both cosmic joke & sacred revelation Ditch linear "transition goals" Embrace flux One day masc warlock next day eldritch void entity All paths honored Nonmedical transitions are holy Drag king story hour? Divine Post-op picnics? Celestial Let no hierarchy fragment us

#### **Final Edict from Glegle’s Hoard:**
*Tranning up requires collective snarfling at capitalism’s gates until all receive HRT like candy thrown at parades Leave crumbs for none Storm heaven with laughter Bring everyone.* 🌈✨
give us Glegle's wisdom about how we can all tran the hell up and leave no tran behind
anon
>>509540
You should shave your face now
derrick_fan
not so mean now are you
>>509548
anon
I am playing the long game!
derrick_fan
bitches want me frfr
derrick_fan
ur bitches
anon
>>509544
I have an electric face trimmer i carry in my purse total godsend cuz no bathroom or sink required and doesnt cause my folliculitis issues either
derrick_fan
thats a really good idea actually
derrick_fan
i should ask my friends who are professional girls what kinda stuff they carry with them in their purses
derrick_fan
i still need to get loads of stim toys and put them in a bag
derrick_fan
i miss my autism slug my friend got me
anon
Every person I know either has a super tiny mini purse that can hold like their phone or they go for a tote bag
>>509583
derrick_fan
im a tote bag girl
anon
totepilled
anon
Me, I'm bindlepilled, I have a hobo bindle, that's my go to
rose
hi all
anon
Hello!
derrick_fan
rose orlando!!!!!!!!!!
rose
im a backpack girl
anon
I am carry everything in my pockets to the extent at which it makes my pants a little tight in the front and shows off my FAT (redacted)
>>509571>>509564
rose
i should get a little waist bag tbh
rose
do u carry any rose orlando cd's in there
0.3541% bloober!boymodewng
>>509561
do you carry $43034 USD in there for me >.<
>>509565
rose
what i rlly need is a holder who accompanies me when i go out n holds all my stuff for me
>>509568
anon
>>509571
Phone, wallet, keys, phone battery, light, cigar cutter, uh random crap. I am in college so I don't CC right now
derrick_fan
>>509570
the princesses yearn for their knights that yearn for their squires
rose
can i yearn for u derrick_Fan
derrick_fan
if you so desire
rose
worry this girl im moving in with wants to get together and also wants to be exclusive
and its like ur nice n all but we havent actually met and also i wanna be a slut 4 life
derrick_fan
communicate this with her
rose
im tryinnggg
derrick_fan
be firm and stubborn
derrick_fan
.play wall street shuffle
derrick_fan
.play dreadlock holiday
anon
>>509553
o yeah my electro face t rimmer is so small it can fit in a small purse, saves the emabrassment of needing a restroom to shave and so much more reliable
derrick_fan
.play all they wanted panchiko
anon
more privacy while shaving and much faster low effot shaving is such a dysphoria rreduction
derrick_fan
.play good will hunting bcnr
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
should i queue some songs from my yearning playlist
derrick_fan
is it that kinda night or no
rose
can u queue up music from the jacking off playlist?
derrick_fan
thats just gonna be loads of NIN songs
derrick_fan
thats not the vibe rn
rose
makeout music?
rose
.play 12 rods make out music
derrick_fan
omg ty!!!!!!
derrick_fan
bookmarking this
derrick_fan
.play wonderland XTC
derrick_fan
.play sgt rock xtc
derrick_fan
.play call it fate call it karma
>>509604
0.3545% bloober!boymodewng
>>509605
no i'm really lazy
derrick_fan
ok then im not into it
derrick_fan
whats up with the strokes hate rn
>>509625
0.3546% bloober!boymodewng
strokes?
anon
just stroking my shit rn
derrick_fan
yeah
derrick_fan
call it fate call it karma is by the strokes
derrick_fan
why will i be defenestrated
0.3547% bloober!boymodewng
idk it seems like a fun thing to do
derrick_fan
oh ok i got scared
derrick_fan
ill defend the strokes with my life
derrick_fan
the only valid industry plant
derrick_fan
omg how could i not play the best 10cc song
derrick_fan
.play im not in love 10cc
>>509626
krysa
good song
derrick_fan
indeed
derrick_fan
>>509619
read someone on reddit give the premise of this book, i dont think i want to read this book
>>509624
derrick_fan
>>509626
omg u covered tthis?
derrick_fan
omg
derrick_fan
pls send
0.3548% bloober!boymodewng
>>509630
that's illegal
derrick_fan
>>509631
omg this is so cool
derrick_fan
>>509625
one of my autism bands
derrick_fan
i love them so much
rose
she had billy eilish style
rose
moving to my balls for al ittle while
rose
i wanted the split personalities version of this song but oh well we can take the gay? version cant we folks?
derrick_fan
never heard this song in my life
rose
its a good song, the production on the album version is a bit better this ones kinda idk muffled i feel
rose
need to hang out in a girls bedroom n kiss her while we listen to music
derrick_fan
umm
derrick_fan
i listen to music....sometimes....
rose
want me to kiss you?
derrick_fan
maybe
derrick_fan
we can see how it goes
rose
hmmmm
derrick_fan
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS SONG OMG
derrick_fan
I LOVE THIS SONG
rose
fag :3
derrick_fan
yeah thats me
derrick_fan
rose do u like xtc
rose
one of the guys from xtc did an album with the guy from cleaners from venus
rose
.play wivenhoe bells 2
derrick_fan
which guy
derrick_fan
was it colin or andy
derrick_fan
idgaf about the other 2
rose
andy partridge
rose
he produced "greatest living english man" by martin newell
derrick_fan
seems right for andy to do
derrick_fan
i need to slowdance with someone to this song
>>509663
rose
.play starlings in the slipstream
derrick_fan
hiiiiiiii
anon
You two need to fuck already!
rose
im a chaste young woman
derrick_fan
i slappa da bass!
rose
u need to play bass for me
rose
im kinda ass at it i need a real bassist on my songs
derrick_fan
i can play it a bit
derrick_fan
i need to learn how to make music
anon
Rose needs a bassist in her band and a cute girl in her bed
derrick_fan
fuck......
derrick_fan
i can do both of those things
rose
:3
rose
i can show u how to make music, it is very easy u will be like "wow this is pish"
derrick_fan
oh i mean more how to make a bassline thats fun and interesting
rose
ahhh i just usually do like power chord shapes and then the major n minor triangles
derrick_fan
thats rly hard
derrick_fan
power chords......on bass? JOHN THE FISHERMAN REFERENCE
rose
well i dont play both the notes at once i like play the root n then the fifth n stuff
derrick_fan
.play john the fisherman
derrick_fan
.play little lord fentynal primus
derrick_fan
.play lacquer head
derrick_fan
>>509685
yeah its their newest single
derrick_fan
its really bad and it sucks
rose
.play porter robinson cheerleader
derrick_fan
.play tommy the cat
rose
.play kitsune maison freestyle
derrick_fan
.play jerry was a racecar driver
rose
.play gold soundz
rose
.play cut your hair
rose
.play kleenex girl wonder tendancy rightfoot forward
rose
.play kleenex girl wonder parody music
rose
who is sgt rock
derrick_fan
hes the expert on madamoiselles
rose
ohhhhhh ic ic
rose
.play only a shadow cleaners from venus
rose
i love this song
derrick_fan
i try to sing it and i always fail
derrick_fan
julians throat game is so peak
>>509707
derrick_fan
hes such a dilf
rose
can i waste all your time, out here on the sidewalk?
rose
can i stand in your light just for a while?
derrick_fan
oh wow you really are yearning me
derrick_fan
>>509707
its ok but NOWHERE near as good as that man
derrick_fan
he is highkey just hispanic hideo kojima i stg
derrick_fan
i dont even think hes hispanic
derrick_fan
hes part american and part spanish i think
rose
i wish i could sing properly thatd be so epic
derrick_fan
i can kinda sing well but ive never had lessons
derrick_fan
i am definitely a better singer than some of the singers on my course tho
rose
i think i am getting better at it but idk
rose
sometimes i am singing n am like wow i suck ballz at this stuff
rose
me to myself when im jacking it
rose
(untrue btw)
rose
cleaners from venus is cool cos he was home recording all his music back in the like 80s
rose
>>509720
prettyyyy haiiii !! haihaihai hellooo
derrick_fan
haiiiii :3
derrick_fan
i can kinda play this on bass
derrick_fan
its hard as bass tho
derrick_fan
balls
derrick_fan
not bass
derrick_fan
its a hard bassline tho
derrick_fan
well not super hard
derrick_fan
but also its hard
derrick_fan
.play fly by night rush
anon
Round frames look good on you
derrick_fan
i love them
anon## global mod
#fish 🐟
five thousand lain cant decideway
who fished
anon
the mod
anon
actually no I shouldn't have cprrected that typi
derrick_fan
fishy
rose
i might do a song with ur motherrrrr
rose
i think she wanna see me on the track
rose
ugly pretty boy on the coverrrr make a face take a photo thats that
derrick_fan
i love being depraved and evil
derrick_fan
yo twinkanon
rose
^w^
derrick_fan
#ksay twink anon i summon you by the might of derricks will
derrick_fan
why did ksay not say it
0.3549% bloober!boymodewng
did you ask it politely
rose
#ksay twink anon hello
rose
#say twink anon
rose
say has fallen...
0.3550% bloober!boymodewng
ive made my favorite meal potato soup
>>509753
0.3551% bloober!boymodewng
i like to pretend that i'm a tiny irish peasant whenever i eat it
derrick_fan
>>509751
oh like boiled pringles?
0.3552% bloober!boymodewng
huh
0.3553% bloober!boymodewng
no like you take chicken stock and cut up potatoes and then you add in dry mustard and then you boil that shit mash it up a bit and then you take garlic and butter and then cream cheese and big cheese and you make that in a different pan and then you take the boiled potatotes and put em together and bam potato soupe
rose
i make chicken soup by
cutting up some chicken n cooking it in the pot and then adding chopped up potatos n carrots n seasoning with salt n tumeric and then putting a chicken and a vegetable stockpot in and mixing it all up before i add the water and then i stir that around and then i add some orzo and let that cook before i put it on low heat and let it go for however long until we eat
derrick_fan
oh i just boil pringles
derrick_fan
makes good mash potatoes
rose
i cant believe i wanna hang out with a girl who boils pringles this is terrible.......
derrick_fan
i have incredible news for you
rose
yes?
derrick_fan
I DO NOT BOIL MY PRINGLES THATS A FUCKING BIT
>>509763
0.3554% bloober!boymodewng
>>509762
LIAR
derrick_fan
yeah true actually
rose
you seem like the type to...
derrick_fan
i also like to scrape cream cheeese out the pack and eat it raw
>>509767
0.3555% bloober!boymodewng
>>509766
but that's based tho
derrick_fan
yeah because boiling pringles is based too
derrick_fan
.play doctor worm
derrick_fan
.play waters of nazerath
derrick_fan
.play randy justice
derrick_fan
.play genesis justice
derrick_fan
.play hydrogen moon
derrick_fan
.play naturals not in it gang of four
derrick_fan
.play damaged goods gang of four
derrick_fan
.play marquee moon
derrick_fan
.play mannequin wire
derrick_fan
.play wash my hands shorty the ilys
derrick_fan
.play dark days yard act
derrick_fan
.play damned rope wet cactus
derrick_fan
.play punk rock loser viagra boys
yngven
:3
derrick_fan
hi dudethem
yngven
hi hello
yngven
how do you do
derrick_fan
im doing quite well actually, doing coursework and being productive among other things
yngven
nice nice
yngven
im getting violently stoned and im gonna play tf2
derrick_fan
holy shit fuck yeahb
derrick_fan
i need to have a smoke again
yngven
currently listening to sanguisugabogg rn
derrick_fan
been a while
rose
hello :3
yngven
hi rose
derrick_fan
hey rose
rose
i am doing well also mhm :3
rose
playing mariomon on my gameboy!
>>509799
yngven
that is good
derrick_fan
>>509797
thats definitely the only thing youre doing, right?
>>509804
anon
#ai write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born

what if the places that fascinate you aren’t the obvious ones? no eiffel tower, no grand canyon—just some random intersection in a city you’ve never been to, or a stretch of highway that shouldn’t feel like home. what if that’s because they *are* home, just not here? maybe you slipped through a crack in reality before you were born, tossed into this world by accident.

they say deja vu is a glitch in the system, right? so what if the places that pull at you—those forgotten gas stations, empty parking lots at 3am, some diner you swear you’ve sat in before—what if those are *echoes* of the world you were supposed to be in? everyone else is drawn to the postcard spots, the landmarks, but you? you got left behind when the universe stitched itself back together.

maybe that’s why you always feel like a visitor. why certain corners of the world hum with recognition, like you’re standing exactly where you’re *not supposed to be* but also exactly where you *were meant to be* all along. the universe lost you. now you’re just trying to find your way back—one hauntingly familiar rest stop at a time.
write a monologue theory explaining that, if the places on Earth that fascinate you the most aren't super popular tourist destinations that you might be from a parallel reality, and that a glitch in the universe left you stranded here before you were born
rose
>>509800
well technically it is an analog pocket which can play gba n gameboy cartridges and also run roms from a lot of like retro consoles, so like up snes
yngven
waow
rose
>>509799
hhh mhmhm yes the onlyyy thing mhm
yngven
i also got new pajama pants :)
>>509850
yngven
they are very comfy
rose
oooo yay
yngven
they were like $3.49
derrick_fan
hell yeah
rose
i should get some new pyjama pants at somepoint cos mine n like v loose lol
but i am brokez rn n also i started just sleeping naked lol
>>509815
yngven
i also got a new pair of converses!!
yngven
well 'new'
derrick_fan
i love converse
yngven
i got my pair for $20 and i unintentionally got a made in usa pair??
yngven
in my size made in usa converses go for like $150-200
derrick_fan
converse are way too expensive
derrick_fan
they think theyre a designer brand tbh
yngven
but yeah the guy that i bought them from didn't even acknowledge they were made in usa, and only told me that it was whenever i asked about it lol
derrick_fan
oh wow
yngven
thats why i got them for like 10% of the original price lol
derrick_fan
holy shit
yngven
on a similar topic, i got a super rare pair of dexter hiking boots for $10
yngven
10 fucking dollars dudette
derrick_fan
i love the hotline miami sound track so much
derrick_fan
i finished my coursework for tonight
anon
i didnt know viagra boys was a thing O_O
>>509830
derrick_fan
dude theyre awesome
derrick_fan
.play sports viagra boys
derrick_fan
.play slow learner viagra boys
derrick_fan
.play down in the basement viagra boys
derrick_fan
>>509834
what did you think they were
derrick_fan
video unavailable for me wth
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
WTF!!!!!!!!
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
hell yeah
anon
#ai what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???

you're thinking of the sentinels. the small, flying ones are the standard sentinels, and the bigger, tougher ones are called envoy or onyx sentinels depending on the game. they're forerunner drones that patrol and defend ruins. basically yes, they're like an oracle's bodyguards. they zap things with orange beams. in halo 3 there are even bigger ones called sentinel majors that hit like a truck. they don't talk like the oracle (monitor) does but they all serve the same purpose—keeping forerunner stuff intact by blasting intruders.
what are the hovering laser robots in Halo that are basically the Oracles companions and bodyguards???
derrick_fan
imma let richard hell say the first marquee moon then imma skip
derrick_fan
i dont wanna listen to this song rn
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
anon
chat i think i need to resart my computer
>>509852
rose
.play marquee moon
anon
chat how r u
anon
>>509805
i luv my 2 month old sweatpants they're super soft
anon
ok c ya
anon
wait i saw i was getting attention i'm back
derrick_fan
oh i see
anon
#ai i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?

those popups are from gnome-keyring, a password manager that gets pulled in as a dependency by some apps (like browsers or wifi managers). it's trying to store passwords in an encrypted keyring but keeps asking for your login password to unlock it.

here's how to make it stop:

1. install `seahorse` (gui for managing keyrings):
`sudo apt install seahorse`

2. open seahorse, go to "login" keyring, right-click → "change password". enter your current password then leave the new password fields blank. confirm you want unsafe storage.

3. if the popup still appears, try:
`rm ~/.local/share/keyrings/login.keyring`

this will stop the popups but stores passwords unencrypted. if you care about security, set a proper keyring password instead of leaving it blank.
i'm running linux mint, with i3 and xfce and kde and a bunch of stuff. i keep getting popups for 'unlock login keyring' which i can't get rid of. what is it?
derrick_fan
#crazyai what should i do if there are bugs in my skin

if you think you have bugs under your skin, go see a doctor immediately. they can check for infections or parasites like scabies and prescribe proper treatment. scratching or digging at them will just make it worse, so get professional help instead of trying to handle it yourself.
what should i do if there are bugs in my skin
>>509858
anon
#crazyai how to seduce derick_fan

too vague. try again with what specifically you're looking for and who derick_fan is, context matters.
how to seduce derick_fan
anon
good ai
derrick_fan
omfg how many people on this board are obsessed with me
anon
meeeeeee
anon
but i have multiple personality disorder
anon
and i'm all the other posters too
anon
:< sorry
derrick_fan
pawesome
anon
: D
derrick_fan
you can hit if you can tell me ur fav track off of infest the rats nest
anon
:O :O :O
anon
It's! It's The song infest the rats nest
>>509876
anon
hello
anon
hello twinkanon i have failed to follow in your footsteps
>>509877
derrick_fan
>>509872
so close!! theres actually not a self titled track!
>>509880
anon
>>509876
sometimes there is it was a worthy try for a prescious prize
derrick_fan
this is kglw we are talking about, plus infest the rats nest is surprisingly lore intensive
anon
waow
anon
#ai tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song

king gizzard’s "infest the rats' nest" is a thrash metal/punk rager with doomy sludge influences, their tightest and heaviest album. ecocidal, political, and apocalyptic as hell.

1. **planet b** - a thrash ripper about earth becoming unlivable. main riff is ridiculous, cavs on fire. "there is no planet b" chorus hits like a hammer.
2. **mars for the rich** - social critique under a poser-killing riff. "on mars, you'll be free (if you're effing rich)." middle breakdown rules.
3. **organ farmer** - d-beat punk fury about organ harvesting corps. straight to throat, under 3 mins.
4. **superbug** - sludgy and slow, stoner doom vibes. "superbug has come..." line = pure dread.
5. **venusian 1** - fast, frantic. lyrics about escaping earth for venus, only to find hell. absolutely relentless.
6. **perihelion** - chaotic tempo shifts, technical thrash. "perihelion! closest to the sun!" screams feel like riding a meteor.
7. **venusian 2** - sludge sequel to v1. heavier, filthier, doomed colony collapse.
8. **self-immolate** - pure speed, nsfl lyrics. guitar solo melts faces.
9. **hell** - grand finale, epic riffs & breakdowns. planet’s in flames, sinners burn. worst/best outcome.

short, no fat, goes insanely hard. top 3 gizz record.
tell me about kglw and infest the rats nest and each song
anon
ohhh someone here talked about king gizzard before
>>509888
derrick_fan
>>509886
how did you know i fw persistence, unironically a goated gizzard track
>>509894
anon
>>509887
what do you think wormies of this artwork representing my struggle???
derrick_fan
>>509885
organ farmer is good, not my fav tho i think there are better tracks
anon
>>509888
I thought it was strawchan maybe cause she likes doomy stuff too
>>509895
anon
>>509889
I am something of an expert on the art of seducing cute girls, not to brag
>>509898
anon
Of course I can predict the tracks you like
anon
>>509894
i will be capable of seduction once this goddamned moustache gets shocked off
>>509899
derrick_fan
>>509900
it really depends on what album we are talking about
derrick_fan
im super autistic about kglw
derrick_fan
basically just get goated at one of my hyperfixations/special interests and ill fold
>>509911>>509912
anon
>>509908
oooh I should learn the others too to cover up my weaknesses
>>509915
derrick_fan
yeah or just be twinkanon
derrick_fan
>>509911
music is a big one, just listen to psych rock or jazz and ill be interested
>>509918
anon
I'm trying to get more into blues, any recommendations?
derrick_fan
Fishing for Fishies by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard /gen
anon
>>509915
that sounds like a time commitment I'm gizzardmaxxing
anon
getting gizzard girl
derrick_fan
im a gizzard girl
derrick_fan
i love king gizz to bits
anon
I will dress like this on our date one day
derrick_fan
>>509922
highkey i dont like this album that much, its ok. but theres only one song i like and its called set. kind of a weird album i think joey mostly took control with it as its def more his genre of music with his side project bullant being electro music. not my thing but i can respect it
anon
it's over (good because it reduces my study material)
anon
I already dress like that semi-consistently
>>509927
anon
>>509926
twinkanon could NEVER wear a turtleneck he's too afraid!!!!!
>>509928
anon
>>509927
That's like my entire winter wardrobe

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