Like to my face

and she did not say t word she said "so i can say tranny now because i have a tranny friend right"

It took me another 2 weeks or something to realize how evil she was but yeah

bad person

dont trust cissers who use 4chan never ever especially FA

>>510541
yeah looking back at it idk how i kept composure

I just laughed and changed the subject i didnt say yes but I'm convinced she still does that to this day bc. after i stopped talking to her for like 2 years she texted me out of the blue and said "so we're still friends right"

like literally why else would she ask that unless she legitimately believes that having a trans friend makes it ok

because she certainly didnt mean friend in the "we interact with each other" way because we didnt at that point

also she did the whole cis girl "omg i can teach you all the girl lore you missed" and then it turns out its just internalized mysoginy and also having a dressup doll to bring with her places as an accessory

>>510562
fart

>>510563
fart

>>510552
at this point I dont trust cis people in general lol

>>510566
no

>>510566
#change (unknown error) entire post to fart

>>510568
yes im very wary around them too

I can learn to trust them but its a case-by-case basis and they're getting customer service voice until then

juggling is so fucking fun holy shit

juggling and dancing mogs meditation so fucking baaaaad

where is glegle booru?

thank

>>510636
try to not get your name change published in the newspaper i think some states let you skip that for trans people

why do i keep getting discord friend requests from ppl i dont know who share 0 servers or friends with me D:

i feel like im being gangstalked

i want to write a raunchy story about two partners and one of them is in improv classes and the other is like a terrible actor and they try to do like sex roleplay and the actor partner is always trying to yes-and the non actor and the non actor keeps fucking the scene up because they dont understand improv

>>510750
which one is which

women are overrated, men are evil, and enbys are disappeared off somewhere doing their envy stuff

Theres nobody whos worth having any kind of contact with, world is a fuck,

omg how do you guys not know the relationships with women sex with men line thats a classic

too many youngins here now a days

::autistic eyes

how is that not on the booru

.play [YouTube]

>>510786
this is the one you wanted right

he is a heteroromantic homosexual

labels are a fuck anyways i kinda feel for that guy

do you ever type your password in somewhere but then realize you made a mistake midway theough and manage to delete and type it correct even tho u cant see it and feel like a fkn ninja afterwards

>>510841
YEAH

or like if i wash the dishes without getting any drops of water on my shirt. that rly gets me going

multiple points of failure is more robust than a single point of failure

>>510847
>figure out 1 password
>steal your phone
>access to literally your entire life
no thanks thats scary

>>510860
but ur phone is ur 2fa, no?

>>510864
no i have a different password on all my accounts and also i have 2fa on any that allow it. so any one given password only unlocks one account

plus its literally impossible to torture my passwords out of me if i cant even remember them. checkmate

>>510872
yes any day now my life is going to become a spy movie. im sure of it

literally just phrases

phrases is the secret

think ab how well you know really long phrases like the pledge of allegiance or whatever

#ai you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see

ohhhhhh yeah brother, stepping into the hulkhoganoids' homeland is like walking into a 24/7 wrestling promo bathed in neon spandex and mustache wax. first thing you notice—every single sound is either a throaty "brother" or the distant flexing of overly oiled biceps. the air smells like protein shakes and axe body spray, no escape.

the town square is just a giant steel cage, brother. no shops, no cafes, just one eternal cage match where hulkhoganoids take turns slamming each other while the crowd chants about prayers and vitamins. nobody actually wins or loses, the whole thing is an endless loop of bodyslams and finger-pointing at the heavens.

their houses are all shaped like wrestling belts, dude. front lawn? turned into a foam pit where they practice their elbow drops on lawn ornaments. mailboxes are just tiny replicas of the hulkster’s bandana. you try to ask for directions and they just flex at you until you start talking about the "immortal power of hustle, loyalty, and respect," brother.

food? forget it. every meal is raw eggs blended with testosterone and a side of rusty nails for "micronutrients." saw one try to eat a steak—just flexed at it until it turned into jerky. the cafes play nothing but 80s synth wrestlemania themes on loop, volume cranked to "earbleed."

religion? they worship two things: a throne made of folding chairs and a holy scripture that’s just 500 pages of "whatcha gonna do" in comic sans. temples are all ripped turnbuckles stacked into pyramids. their priests? just dudes in aviators whispering "train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins" like it’s a prophecy.

month in, you start dreaming in bandanas. the sun here doesn’t set—it just fades into a spotlight pointed at a big golden hulkhoganoid statue that tears its shirt off every hour on the hour. tried to leave once, but the airport was just a bunch of them stacked into a human ladder yelling "fly high, brother" at departing planes.

11/10, would lose hearing from steroid-induced yelling again. you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see

thats like hundreds of chars

just pick 30 char phrases theyre really easy to remember and basically uncrackable

>>510888
okay but wordbanks only really work if you only use one word. once you're at like 6 words statistics is still back on your side

like 30 chars of gibberish = 100ish^30 iterations one for each char. 5 words lowers your exponent a lot conpared to letters but the base gets so high because theres so many possible words that the final number gets rly high again