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anon
Like to my face
anon
and she did not say t word she said "so i can say tranny now because i have a tranny friend right"
>>510540>>510541
anon
It took me another 2 weeks or something to realize how evil she was but yeah
anon
bad person
anon
dont trust cissers who use 4chan never ever especially FA
anon
>>510535
Me saying the n-word because of my black friend
anon
>>510541
yeah looking back at it idk how i kept composure
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not even asking
anon
I just laughed and changed the subject i didnt say yes but I'm convinced she still does that to this day bc. after i stopped talking to her for like 2 years she texted me out of the blue and said "so we're still friends right"
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understandable
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-v-
anon
like literally why else would she ask that unless she legitimately believes that having a trans friend makes it ok
anon
because she certainly didnt mean friend in the "we interact with each other" way because we didnt at that point
anon
also she did the whole cis girl "omg i can teach you all the girl lore you missed" and then it turns out its just internalized mysoginy and also having a dressup doll to bring with her places as an accessory
>>510568
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>>510550
uh id have to find it in my history its some NSO ame chan site
0.3595% bloober!boymodewng
>>510557
close enoguh
0.3596% bloober!boymodewng
we're friends right....
anon
Yea
0.3597% bloober!boymodewng
ok so can i say Fa*t
>>510564
anon
>>510566
#change (unknown error) entire post to fart
0.3600% bloober!boymodewng
>>510572
thank youuuu
anon
>>510568
yes im very wary around them too
anon
I can learn to trust them but its a case-by-case basis and they're getting customer service voice until then
SadChan🍉🍉
:D
SadChan🍉🍉
i think gyarrus are cool adn funny
SadChan🍉🍉
japanese people mimicking jersey shore aestatic is funny
anon
:gle
0.3603% bloober!boymodewng
>>510587
can you please print out a pass that has your full legal name and contact information so that i can say it in public and hand it out if anyone gets mad
>>510591
anon
>>510590
That's not protocol, actually what you do is submit a form to your local DMV and get a new ID, you know like how you get a mark for "organ donor", you also get one for the various passes you are given.
anon
I can endorse your faggot word form
0.3604% bloober!boymodewng
ok but if i need the endorsement before i said the word how can i ask for the forum without the endorsement
>>510594
anon
>>510593
You have to send the form to my PO box, I sign it off, send it back, then you bring it to the DMV
>>510598
anon
juggling is so fucking fun holy shit
anon
juggling and dancing mogs meditation so fucking baaaaad
0.3605% bloober!boymodewng
>>510594
no but how do i get the form if i can't say "hey i want the [slur] form" unless i have the pass
>>510599
anon
>>510598
You literally stop into the DMV and it is just sitting with all the other forms for you to grab
anon
I'm sleepy as fuck I gotta sleep
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eep well
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eeping -.-
anon
I never sleep
nona
hii
nona
i biked 23 miles today
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:D
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patpat
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hope u had a nice ride
nona
tired..
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yea ;v;
SadChan🍉🍉
i really need to change my name
>>510669
SadChan🍉🍉
...
SadChan🍉🍉
my drivers license and all that stuff still have old name
0.3609% bloober!boymodewng
.play drivers license olivia rodrigo
anon
where is glegle booru?
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jej.lol
anon
thank
0.3611% bloober!boymodewng
>>510645
ur queuter
anon
twinkanon is very cute
anon
>>510654
Okay, but only if you lift up the sweater like that so I can lick your tummy
anon
uhhhhhh oki :3
anon
hopefully that pic isn't too nsfw
>>510665
anon
I'm sure it's fine
anon
lol
anon
(because I put it there)
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ah i didnt know it was u that tagged it
anon
?
anon
I am going to make you wear a cute pair of panties and a sweater then lay down on the couch with you while I grope your ass, then kiss you on the neck and slowly peel your panties down so that I can make you my woman
>>510671
anon
>>510636
try to not get your name change published in the newspaper i think some states let you skip that for trans people
tea
>come back to chat after like a few hours
>twinkanon boyremoving
yea...
>>510671
anon
Boyremoval is liberal praxis
tea
is this the only one
sæкі
theres a separate tag apparently
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idk if i shud remove it
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or might merge
anon
>>510677
it's not harassment if i'm fine with it :p
tea
so cute!!!
anon
O_O
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hia
tea
btw saeki this is what i imagine u look like >>510687
tea
shes so you
anon
That is essentially accurate
anon
>>510693
I am going to put you on a leash and walk you around outside then (redacted for hornyposting) you in an alley
>>510701
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hehe
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-v-
tea
NOOOO
tea
its over
anon
ballsbird
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yippee
tea
wahoo!!
anon
weeeeee!
anon
That is me, I say wahoo!!
anon
twinkanon is a silly guy at heart
>>510718
tea
my goal is to become the non-primary romantic interest of someone
>>510727
tea
like rem from re:zero
sæкі
my goal is to cuddle
anon
>>510723
You should be the primary romantic interest
tea
that's too much pressure
anon
>>510721
I will find you, I will put you in a collar with a cute pet name dog tag, I will make you go pantsless in the house, I will make you my woman whenever I please
>>510739
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hehe
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i need one again :'(
anon
TRUE, I don't like wearing pants
>>510736
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:'3
anon
>>510734
Good, because you will not ever be allowed to wear pants ever again
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:333
anon
why do i keep getting discord friend requests from ppl i dont know who share 0 servers or friends with me D:
>>510742
tea
>>510729
makes me think of that post "i dont really get puppygirls because like sure she gets to be a dog and whatever but then what im supposed to fuck... the dog???"
>>510743
sæкі
i gotta open my disc
anon
i feel like im being gangstalked
0.3612% bloober!boymodewng
>>510743
I thought that we were falling in love; but we weren't only I was.
>>510745
anon
>>510744
I don't understand, you want to be a mommy dom or what?
anon
i want to write a raunchy story about two partners and one of them is in improv classes and the other is like a terrible actor and they try to do like sex roleplay and the actor partner is always trying to yes-and the non actor and the non actor keeps fucking the scene up because they dont understand improv
>>510750
0.3613% bloober!boymodewng
.play pinegrove the metronome
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-u-
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lol
anon
That's the real twist in the story
anon
Neither of us are actually acting, we want to bang
>>510757
anon
>>510743
i don't like mommy dom idk i don't like women
anon
well i do like women but not romantically
>>510760
tea
oh god not this conversation again
>>510764
anon
women are overrated, men are evil, and enbys are disappeared off somewhere doing their envy stuff
anon
Theres nobody whos worth having any kind of contact with, world is a fuck,
anon
.play Law and Order SVU that means your gay
tea
>>510764
yes we talked all about it earlier today thats why i said it
>>510770
anon
omg how do you guys not know the relationships with women sex with men line thats a classic
anon
>>510766
But technically I am making you my woman anyway, so you are good
anon
too many youngins here now a days
anon
oh sorry
tea
no its just not important
tea
wait lemme find the clip
anon
::autistic eyes
anon
.play Law and Order SVU that means your gay
anon
how is that not on the booru
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stares at u w my autistic eyes
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>>510782
my ex used to spam the photo of this cat to chats
tea
fuck this was not the right clip
anon
>>510786
this is the one you wanted right
anon
How did he not realize that having sex with men makes him gay ???? why did he need Ice T to tell him???
anon
he is a heteroromantic homosexual
anon
autoromantic bisexual, because I am in love with myself and fuck everyone else
nona
oop
anon
labels are a fuck anyways i kinda feel for that guy
nona
sorry
nona
didnt realize it had that
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hug
nona
im sorry if i triggered anyone
>>510803
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isoki i just dunno if they allow uh yk
anon
whatever it was, I didn't see it
tea
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
>>510809
anon## global mod
that is what op worm gives us in lieu of paychecks
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:)
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rip
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mod worm strike when
nona
ty mod
anon
>>510815
my response to that would be to relentlessly sexually harass him
tea
wait why is it playing again
tea
only play it once idiot
tea
NO
tea
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play only a spoonful
anon
I have petite fours and profiteroles
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:>
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i have brioche w chocolate chips in it in other room
anon
But I cannot eat my sweets
tea
twinkanon do u know how to bake
anon
Yeah, I am alright at it, I try to bake from time to time
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:3
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how were ur things the other day ?
>>510836
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i might make pasta or something again n have either brioche or challah
anon
>>510833
they were good, but I got lazy with trying to make a raspberry creme for the filling, so I just take my profiteroles, cut them in half, stick ice cream in them, then dip in chocolate
>>510838
anon
do you ever type your password in somewhere but then realize you made a mistake midway theough and manage to delete and type it correct even tho u cant see it and feel like a fkn ninja afterwards
tea
YES
tea
u understand me anon
tea
its about the little wins in life
>>510842
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i just use password managers
>>510845
anon
or like if i wash the dishes without getting any drops of water on my shirt. that rly gets me going
tea
>>510843
passward managers are silly because you need a password to unlock them.
sæкі
use 2fa codes with an app
>>510858
anon
multiple points of failure is more robust than a single point of failure
>>510854
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not a password
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and multiple points
anon
I was 4fa
anon
If someone wants to log into my gmail account, they have to send a picture of my penis to a google intern
tea
>>510848
depends on what the single point of failure is
SadChan🍉🍉
>>510819
the problem is it makes you fat
SadChan🍉🍉
anythingthat feels good is bad for u.... T_T
anon
>>510847
>figure out 1 password
>steal your phone
>access to literally your entire life
no thanks thats scary
>>510864>>510860
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and also
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codes require a lot more than that if u set it up right
anon
>>510860
but ur phone is ur 2fa, no?
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and its using
anon
>>510864
no i have a different password on all my accounts and also i have 2fa on any that allow it. so any one given password only unlocks one account
>>510868
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i have a code, randomized and like 20 characters for my 2fa code gen
anon
>>510866
All of my passwords are AT LEAST 30 characters, get on my level
>>510871
anon
plus its literally impossible to torture my passwords out of me if i cant even remember them. checkmate
>>510872
tea
many cases where robbers torture passwords out of me
anon
>>510872
yes any day now my life is going to become a spy movie. im sure of it
tea
by the way im hating but i use a password manager to be clear
anon
>>510871
I actually have an insane bonkers password system for making passwords that I can easily memorize but that are like 30+ characters of complete gibberish with every single kind of character
>>510878
anon
literally just phrases
anon
phrases is the secret
anon
think ab how well you know really long phrases like the pledge of allegiance or whatever
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or just cipher it
anon
#ai you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see

ohhhhhh yeah brother, stepping into the hulkhoganoids' homeland is like walking into a 24/7 wrestling promo bathed in neon spandex and mustache wax. first thing you notice—every single sound is either a throaty "brother" or the distant flexing of overly oiled biceps. the air smells like protein shakes and axe body spray, no escape.

the town square is just a giant steel cage, brother. no shops, no cafes, just one eternal cage match where hulkhoganoids take turns slamming each other while the crowd chants about prayers and vitamins. nobody actually wins or loses, the whole thing is an endless loop of bodyslams and finger-pointing at the heavens.

their houses are all shaped like wrestling belts, dude. front lawn? turned into a foam pit where they practice their elbow drops on lawn ornaments. mailboxes are just tiny replicas of the hulkster’s bandana. you try to ask for directions and they just flex at you until you start talking about the "immortal power of hustle, loyalty, and respect," brother.

food? forget it. every meal is raw eggs blended with testosterone and a side of rusty nails for "micronutrients." saw one try to eat a steak—just flexed at it until it turned into jerky. the cafes play nothing but 80s synth wrestlemania themes on loop, volume cranked to "earbleed."

religion? they worship two things: a throne made of folding chairs and a holy scripture that’s just 500 pages of "whatcha gonna do" in comic sans. temples are all ripped turnbuckles stacked into pyramids. their priests? just dudes in aviators whispering "train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins" like it’s a prophecy.

month in, you start dreaming in bandanas. the sun here doesn’t set—it just fades into a spotlight pointed at a big golden hulkhoganoid statue that tears its shirt off every hour on the hour. tried to leave once, but the airport was just a bunch of them stacked into a human ladder yelling "fly high, brother" at departing planes.

11/10, would lose hearing from steroid-induced yelling again.
you are an anthropologist on a parallel world full of Hulk Hogan clones called the Hulkhoganoids give a long detailed monologue description of a month of research in their hometown and all the sights you see
anon
thats like hundreds of chars
anon
just pick 30 char phrases theyre really easy to remember and basically uncrackable
>>510888
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>>510886
the point is to not have recognizable words if u want it fully gibberish
>>510889
anon
>>510888
okay but wordbanks only really work if you only use one word. once you're at like 6 words statistics is still back on your side
anon
i saw the poster on sushichan posting
>>510898
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might make chimchen alfredo
>>510899
anon
i mean the creator
anon
>>510895
chicken alfredo is pretty good
sæкі
ah
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i havent used sushichan in a few yrs
anon
like 30 chars of gibberish = 100ish^30 iterations one for each char. 5 words lowers your exponent a lot conpared to letters but the base gets so high because theres so many possible words that the final number gets rly high again
>>510905>>510915
anon
>>510898
creator of that specific kind of glegle art
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yeah ikl
anon
>>510902
You don't know that I also use every character on the keyboard + case
>>510907
0.3615% bloober!boymodewng
.play he man hey ya
anon
>>510907
And then I write it down anyway so if someone gets my notebook I am fucked
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-w-
anon
Just kidding, the notebook is the uncyphered stuff
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yea
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all my notes are written in non latin alphabets
anon
If the phrase has 6 words its back to the same chance for a wordbank
anon
My anons how would you react if you were on a bus and it bnroke down in a town full of hulk hogan clones called hulkhoganoids?
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>>510913
they do this to try and change ur recommended
anon
>>510919
look im not good at math but its the same kinda ballpark innit
tea
100^30 = 10,000^15 = 1,000,000^10. 1,000,000^10 > 200,000^6 by a lot.
>>510927
anon
>>510913
They do this because they know we all secretly watch cocomelon
>>510935
anon
>>510924
second base should be 200,000 thats english (800k) minus all the fake words nobody uses (75%)
>>510931
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i wanna get the cod mw 2019 cd key but i dont have money on debit rn sigh
SadChan🍉🍉
.play the stranglers golden brown
anon
>>510931
whatever its still a big number plus u should be modifying the words a bit like capitalizing some. just bc its a prase doesnt mean you dont get to do other gibberish options
anon
alright now I do gotta sleep

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