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anon
>>515350
idk, I feel like I am heightblind. I don't notice that people are shorter than me, even though I know they are
>>515367>>515364
straw bury
this is the part where some dude elbowed me in the face and knockekd me over and stepped on my hand and then another dude slammed his ass into my face and put me on mny back and then someone gave me water :3
0.3827% bloober!boymodewng
>>515345
what does this even mean
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I'M TALLER
>>515368
tea
>>515358
spoken like a white person saying "im actually colorblind i dont see race"
>>515365
anon
>me responding with tall lives matter when my roommate struggles to reach something in the tallest cabinet
derrick_fan
>>515368
hihihihihihihihihihihihihihhi
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:3
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pretty cuties bwa
0.3831% bloober!boymodewng
or 5'7
straw bury
WATCHIIUIIINGNGGG WAITINGGGGGGG VISIBLEEEEEEE
anon
>>515370
The perfect height for bridal carry
anon
That's like the bridal carry zone
>>515380
derrick_fan
im gonna ask again
derrick_fan
who recommended me to listen to dummy by portisehead
anon
>>515380
6' is also bridal carry territory, but you will have to wrap your arm around my neck and keep your face nestled against my neck
>>515390
straw bury
the child has her mothers eyes
>>515386
0.3832% bloober!boymodewng
>>515385
who is the child and who is the mother and also what is a child and what is a mother
>>515389
tea
look at this person
straw bury
this is the one where he sings about a lesbian called freddy fucking him until his dick doesnt hurt
straw bury
>>515396
me and the 20 bald men standing behind me reading all these posts
>>515399
0.3835% bloober!boymodewng
>>515400
>turned on
tmiiiiii
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hmph
anon
>>515400
Really? just gonna hornypost like that, smh
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ree
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bonk
straw bury
how did he keep every part of himself except that one part of his turban still for the whole video
derrick_fan
>>515399
i cannot imagine ur bald, does not change a thing if you are but i cant imagine you are
>>515411
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trying to decide if i should
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hm
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maybe i could get cod in xbox
>>515415
straw bury
.play machine girl global fandemic
anon
>>515413
Oh damn, I got an xbox at my parent's house, I can play maybe
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its 175 GB on pc just for mp
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have a series s
anon
I have a idk it's not really mine, but it is a decent one
straw bury
im gonna ask my boyfriend if hes into mentally ill transsexual ladyboy latinas
>>515426
0.3836% bloober!boymodewng
The fun begins here
Your reddit streak is really taking off. Go for 5 days!
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yeah
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no*
anon
>>515423
I think it has one, but idk
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if its the tall thing
anon
I am a PC guy
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then its the fancy one
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yeah
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i am too but cod mw is 175 gigs
straw bury
no?
anon
I feel like the term "shemale" and "ladyboy" are misnomers because I will make them my woman. So really, woman is the accurate term.
>>515436
0.3837% bloober!boymodewng
>>515435
>I feel
yeah i bet you do you fricking pervert
straw bury
>>515434
well i gotta be appealing to my chaser boyfriend
derrick_fan
oh
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dis sampler in the vid is the one i own n use . . .
derrick_fan
i dated one for a year and 3 months
>>515448
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same
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SAME
anon
>>515440
I feel like it is strange to be like a chaser. IDK, I am into everybody tbh. Which saves me from the label, just so happens that most people here are FtM.
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yeah
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i mostly date gurls tho am demi so is more abt the person themselves idk
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i should do a set and
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use the dj looper fx for fun stuffs. . .
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or i could trade/sellt my gear for a mk2 bwa
straw bury
>>515457
i honestly disagree, i feel like consumer softproducts prices are only going to go down after that whole presidential rally fiasco
>>515463
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lmfao
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consumer softproducts mentioned
anon
[link removed]
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>->
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waiting for my oven to heat up
>>515470
straw bury
>>515467
can we crouch next to each other and stare at the oven intently without blinking or saying anything >///<
>>515471
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watching it while leaning on each other espec once things are in
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i talked to this guy in IG dms once
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he's interesting, lives in China as i think an american
straw bury
this video makes me feel like im fighting a really badly rendered floating giant eye in a cave while it shoots lazerbeams at me and i hit it a bunch with an ancient sword and block the lazerbeams with my shield
>>515481
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heh
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the background of this is rly crazy like
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places existing like this
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lmao i forgot this has snoop samples too
straw bury
>>515476
this is a reference to lunacid btw lol its all about fighting monsters and shit in a cave while fucking lo-fi hip hop beats to chill and study to plays in the background
derrick_fan
i need music that is empty and soulless
>>515489
derrick_fan
but like music that makes me feel that way
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aw
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i should share n see urs n others mb's playlists
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i havent listened to this one in a while the samples r kinda silly
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hehe
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cute
anon
>>515460
petting ratties makes me happy
straw bury
i need matt so bad
anon
Damn I want to fuck that guitarist
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cute tattoos
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i wan get maybe one eventually bwa
anon
>>515499
oh fuck look at those legs....
anon
I want to feel them wrapped around me, I bet they'd never let me go holy fuck
straw bury
same picture :>
anon
>>515506
this stuff is proof developers love us and want us to be happy
>>515511
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>>515509
<3 you bet we do
#smooch
straw bury
AAAAAA I LOVE THIS SONG
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hab a lil challah b4 pizza is able to be made
rose
heello
straw bury
rose hey uhm.....uh hi lol
>>515519
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hai!!!
rose
hai saeki
rose
is bloober here? i gotta thank them for buying my music
straw bury
>>515519
i-i just wanted to say hi!!!! thats all......... i dont have a huge crush on u or anuything......
>>515526>>515524
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:0
rose
cute :£
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have money on card n may buy c:
>>515541
derrick_fan
fuck me george michael is a national treasure
>>515530
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heh
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oh!
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maybe i should get a new mc FA account to play anarchy
derrick_fan
>>515530
idk im just listening to careless whisperer in the exact emotional state it was written for
straw bury
oh fair
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i
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i kinda wanna get plushies
>>515538
straw bury
horse meat >>>>>>>
anon
>>515539
You know what I meant, how lewd
rose
having sex with the plushies....
straw bury
saeki is secretly a freak
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>w>
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secretly?
straw bury
lole
rose
yeah i was gonna say, secretly?
straw bury
non-euclidean headbanging
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:3
straw bury
me with the motionless in white tanktop
derrick_fan
the evil twink in my life that is now in my past was a huge MIW fan
derrick_fan
never listened to them since
straw bury
evil twinks r the worst
derrick_fan
i transcended my twink phase
>>515562
anon
No evil here!
derrick_fan
youre one of the best twinks ive met
straw bury
>>515558
"no u guys im one of the good ones!!!!!!!!!!!"
anon
>>515563
Oh I thought you meant FUCKING twinks.
derrick_fan
oh no
derrick_fan
the phase of my life in which i was a twink
derrick_fan
id fuck a twink any day
derrick_fan
provided i fucked with their vibe
anon
Very good
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making pizza
straw bury
i saw a twink today he was sillt
>>515575
straw bury
*silly
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:3
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:3
anon
I am never silly, very serious
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aw i came back this guy is great
rose
i was never a twink cos i wasnt skinny...
rose
imagine if i had been tho...
straw bury
i was and still am a twunk ;-;
>>515588
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;3;
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ur a qt
rose
ur a girl, silly
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hmph
straw bury
yeah witht eh body of a twunk
rose
had someone dm me back from like 2017
rose
cool stuff n then she also bought my discography on bandcamp
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:D
anon
Twinks have to be tall silly, you are a cute girl that can easily be lifted up or pinned down
straw bury
u and me both wish that was true :<
>>515594
anon
>>515592
I could pin you down by your arms easy, and bite your neck until you squeal.
>>515597
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cute
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>///>
straw bury
>>515594
ugh that doesnt mean im a girl thats just cause ur tall
>>515600
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ur a girl hmph
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pretty girl >:c
anon
>>515597
No, what makes you a girl is the noises you'll make when I (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
My powers are too neutered to say all the ways I'd make you my woman
rose
straw bury what if i cuddled you and kissed you and called you my precious lil girl, would you still be a twink then??
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hehe
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:333
straw bury
yes
rose
nuh uh
rose
i said ur a girl, are you saying im wrong??
straw bury
no
rose
so then what are you?
straw bury
a girl i guess
rose
nuh uh u gotta be more definitive with it
rose
yes you are <3 good girl !!!
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i gotta find my syringes
anon
are there any card game autists here
>>515624
derrick_fan
got any 3's?
anon
i like how f2p friendly the model is
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>>515623
heh, should i watch this one, i mostly watched the solo peeps' reactions
anon
okay but i have a card game idea i wanna capture the magic of yugioh combo without the stupid length and rigidity every time, the mtg fights on the stack without the 10 fucking turns of land pass first and the quick simplicity of pokemon tcgp but more interaction
anon
and i think i got an idea for it idk
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i should maybe try to do some kinda game design for like a card game esque thing like
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closer to phantom dust tho
anon
seems like a really fun design space
anon
Theres a bunch of established tropes that have like 20 years of testing to prove how they work and how they fail. and basically infinite combinations of how you could put them together
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can be interesting, i mostly do video game stuffs
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but i did do some map game stuff
anon
my basic idea is that every card has "flash" basically and the whole game is played on the stack, instead of turns you just pass priority to start a new stack, you only draw cards if two stacks are passed with no play, and then both players draw at the same time
anon
So like p1 goes first, gets prio to start a stack, p2 can respond, p1 can respond to the response, etc etc. until it fully resolved
anon
then p2 has prio to start a new stack, repeat the whole sequence
anon
Only if both players dont start a stack in a row, then both draw
anon
and you win just by having a certain number of power of creatures on board theres no actual combat
anon
I think it would go really fast and hopefully feel like the fun fights you get on like turn 9 of a control/tempo mirror in mtg
rose
>>515625
im having a lot of fun with it, but ive not been playing it all too long
>>515647
anon
also no mana resource bc thats lame and artificially slows down games
anon
just cards like yugioh
anon
and opt's but they're per stack not turn
rose
>>515647
i got the mewtwo immersive and crown cards which was pretty cool
>>515650
rose
i rlly want the celebi immersive cos i love that card (its so broken omg)
anon
the immersives are so cool
anon
Wish they did more like that with the higher rarity stuff, i have a couple of the gold border ones (crown?) and theyre,, cool but not as cool as the immersives
rose
the new pack has shiny celebi ex
rose
which eeeee i want
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made pizza c:
wud make noms for peeps
anon
i did get a shinny wigglytuff ex from the new pack :Ad
rose
i got that fuckass wigglytuff card that looks so foolish
anon
anyway if anyone has card autism like me pls r8 my ideas :3
anon
why did they print it
derrick_fan
yeah'
rose
ooo i got the houndoom art card that one looks so cool
rose
also got the serperior art card that ones soooo pretty omg
rose
just got that tatsugiri art card woah
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:v
rose
oh n the gholdengo art card too
rose
i love the art cards theyre so pretty
straw bury
*super fucking badass 18-wheeler sound effect*
straw bury
#ksay hooooooonnnnnnkkkkk
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unless some rando added me from here, i think an old fren i mentioned may have added me
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hai tea
tea
cant stay for long rn
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aww
tea
gotta walk my dug
tea
dog
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:;dog pat
tea
just checkin in
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hope ur doing oki
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1
rose
slime tight :3
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awwww
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eep well sweet dreams <3
slime well
>>515698
rose
>>515695
im sending u brainwaves to listen to the album i sent u btw
>>515701
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ill see how much i hab on card too ehehe
>>515705
rose
>>515703
r u sure? itd make me happy but also i know moneys kinda tight for u atm so u dont gotta like if its an issue
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sleep well !
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am gon see n happy to if able :>
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isoki at this moment
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just got paid cus family owed sum cus i gave to thems
rose
ahhh oki ic
rose
<333 night night all
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<333
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gnite!!!
straw bury
dinner time. im gonna eat dinner
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:3
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hab gud noms, i just ate
straw bury
B)
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merppp
anon
ye
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bwawawa
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awa just realized got monster
anon
monster
anon
monster the drink
anon
*takes your monster*
*drinks it*
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sip from each other
anon
the sexiest parts of anne rice's books
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man i should
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stream n watch durarara!! with cuties from here sometime, ima open Okular and cont my reread
0.3839% bloober!boymodewng
wait don't click that one
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hai bloober
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rose went to bed but wanted to ty for buying thingy
<3
>>515743
0.3841% bloober!boymodewng
>>515741
ye np
0.3842% bloober!boymodewng
#ksay twinkle anon play meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
anon
sure
anon
I'm in
0.3843% bloober!boymodewng
yeah i bet you
0.3844% bloober!boymodewng
are
0.3845% bloober!boymodewng
thank youuu btw
>>515755
tea (phone)
guys i have something lewd to say
anon
Ban her
anon
>>515749
I am very confused, but I think chasing your queen around with zero actual plan psyched you out

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