「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
!boymodewng
>>517363
#kiss
一═デ︻ тнє gнσѕт σƒ кιєν ︻デ═一
.play guided by voices your name is wild
>>517362
Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis
!boymodewng
>>517364
#kiss
>>517361
i say this but i'm not like forcing myself away from it or anything tbc
i go on tinder all the time i just never commit
>>517361
nuh uh
for the record i dont actually have any strong beliefs about anything every i just think itd be funny to have a like religious worldview that requires u to be slanging pipe
reality is a simulation its all asimulation they see everything u do they see it all
>>517371
you would make a good beatnik
kerouac would've banged you i bet
>>517372
nah thats gay
u know the matrix? the movie the matrix with keanu reeves in it?
>>517375
-w-
!boymodewng
>>517375
ur moms the matrix
real life is just like the matrix its true
>>517375
what a tragic movie
my mans just wanted his steak and the villains win in the end
you hate to see it
>>517373
im sure a lot of people would love to
>>517379
i should make a shitpost full length video essay analyzing the matrix with cypher as the main character and what a depressing story about how terrorists always win it is
!boymodewng
>>517381
#change shitpost to shrimppost
heheh
im shrimp thats my post
that for writing it for me davesprite
this songs so good
honestly never really liked porter robinson
not my music
yeah its porter robinsons, ofc its not yours
ive been pumping out python scripts for handling practical tasks all morning im a real programmer now
>>517391
oh my goodness gracious
一═デ︻ тнє gнσѕт σƒ кιєν ︻デ═一
!boymodewng
>>517390
yeah you're pumping all right
>>517386
:3
ive been pumping my python for handingly practical loads all morning im a real gooner now
.play sister europe psychedelic furs
- w-
omg guys my brain is bad i think i have adhd
>>517393
this is an underrated post
>>517396
my prognisis is yes
>>517393
repent
>>517399
shut up
sldfkgj
derrick is so cool guys omg
hm
>>517402
derrick & derrick fan are so cool omg
derrick is way cooler
jacking off is so cool guys
ur lots cute tho maybe maybe
do u think derrick goons??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOO
#poll derrick goons? / yes / no
DERRICK DOES NOT GOON
DERRICK DOES NOT GOON
!boymodewng
out voted
HE LIKES EATING CELERY CHUNKS AND LETTUCE AND WRIGGLING AROUND
nomnomnom
i might have cereal :3
he likes huffing poppers and jelqing
NEVER EVER
oki im gonna go make cereal i think n grab coffee
have fun :3
yano ive never done poppers, proud of that fact
ill brb c:
>>517424
theyre fun i like them a lot
they literally kill ur brain cells
not rlly
no like they do
scientifically
nah
ive heard that at least
from people that have done them
source: overheard it one time
just looked it up n they dont unless ur doing like exorbonent amounts of them
!boymodewng
damn derrick goons by a strong majority vote
>>517407
true lol
chess sucks
!boymodewng
>>517438
you blow
>>517437
I'm going to jerk you off while I (redacted for hornyposting) your (redacted for hornyposting) and make you my woman
>>517436
im debrainworming
#debrainworm
fuck sake
but yeah im logging off now because people think derrick goons </3
*know
>>517438
was that you?
yea
you gave me a takeback so it was basically a draw
>>517439
.play vsnares who wants cake
i dedicate this one to you
I can't decide if derick goons
got noms
>>517451
gz
are you going to nom the noms now? :o
>>517454
NO DON'T BITE ME
c:
>>517381
lmao
fuck it im coming back bc i want to talk to people and queue shit loads of goth rock
>>517458
hi!
.play disorder joy division
.play she lost control joy division
>>517458
and goon?
STOP
IT ACTUALLY UPSETS ME ON SOME LEVEL THAT U ARE SAYING DERRICK GOONS
awww
HES JUST A SILLY FERRET THAT LIKES HIS TOYS :((((
Isn't derrick a ferret
idk i've seen small animals cum n be happy i think but if u don't want him to that's ok
HES MY FERRET
His arms are too short to goon anyway
:D
NOT DERRICK
awwww
SHUT UP
<3 <3 <3
DERRICK DOESNT LIKE IT
;3;
stop making your own headcannons about derrick......
gonna make salmon pasta today
.play sonic youth kissability
.play this corrosion sisters of mercy
>>517482
mmmmm
>>5174832
oooo
i got sum pasta 2 cook yday
.play pilotredsun warsaw
sounds good
.play lucretia my reflection sisters of mercy
.play mother russia sisters of mercy
>>517481
*makes derrick fall in love with my OC ferret*
:(
They live happily ever after devoid of gooning tho
urs can be named derib it's different from derick
derrick is aroace
waow
ive established that as canon back in the brainworm days
I think i recall this
exactly
so please stop spreading lies about him :((
I'm in times square rn
What does he eat
he likes eating small vegetables and he can eat very small cut up strawberries as a treat
>>517502
Go punch a spiderman in the face
>>517505
no i saw batman tho
>>517502
waow
I'll use security camera footage to identify you and uhhhhhh idk
.play dark entries bauhaus
.play bela lugosis dead bauhaus
.play boys bauhaus
.play ear wax bauhaus
what are you gonna do?
.play bite my hip bauhaus
I could go outside but IDK what i'd do
.search london after midnight
I should go to the library maybe so i'll be smart
5
>>517517
lel
might go to garage sales l8r
wanna be smart
.play sacrifice london after midnight
>>517520
i wanna go 2 that would be fun
.play shes in parties bauhaus
.play skeletons the sound
.play revenge london after midnight
.play dive bauhaus
anyone else ever get a sudden and overwhelming urge to give head
yeah
bumping joy division rn tho so i personally wouldnt give however that says nothing about the reverse
Well good, because I just want to give head
hell yeah
It is truly a tragedy that you are in Britain
it really is
>>517536
so glad i dont look like this
The English peasantgirl look
Instead you look aristocratic, refined, like the landed gentry of old
i look swagged AND caked up
some may say snatched
Can I compliment your body and bolster your ego dramatically while giving you head?
by all means
>>517543
>///>
aaaa
Voyeur
Where's the fun in exhibitionism if you don't tease people for looking?
ugh i dont feel great, i might nap
i guwss that does make sense yes....
my tummy is quite unhappy
>>517550
You need to sleep or take some tums or something
i dont, but i feel sick
Did you eat something unusual?
sending positive stomach vibrations throughout the universe
no, but i had an allergic reaction earlier and hives, that are all gone now, but had to take benadryl
Would rubbing your tummy and also maybe licking and sucking on your tummy help
and bwaaaawa
>>517558
#smooch
qts. . .
It's probably the benadryl maybe
it was hrs ago but it might be that i had ibuprofen before i ate earlier and just ate quite a bit
benny drill
>>517565
::hug
I need a Benny to drilll me
::terrorism
damn
explodives
>>517568
transfems with poor taste playing FNV
Whenever you think about it, sleeping with Benny is an effective way to assassinate him
lol
gosh im kinda burning up too
eurobeat reference?
or is that too much of an eliteball reference
.play ziggy stardust bauhaus
Saeki I have a question
wanna snuggle w both or one of u 2 n nod off while recovering bwa
wha
Do you think being complimented and having your ego bolstered while receiving head would make your tummy feel better
#tag (link to booru image) bunny bnuuy explodives explosives terrorism
>>517583
hehe
maybe not tummy but, generally. . . aha
mayhap
Well there is only one way to find out
>~<
i hit 7 months on E tomorrow
what to order
>>517592
i hear food is pretty popular these days
>>517591
GRATS, STARTING IS A BIG STEP ITS ONLY UP FROM HERE LESSGO STONKS
>>517595
goodness gracious how eggspensive
>>517597
nyc
20 dollars is normal for a lunch meal here t_t
>>517596
#throw
>>517595
this is dollars so its about 7 quid for me
>>517600
my condolences.......
20 dollars is like five euro i bet
#ai 20 dollars I'm euros
it's around 18.30 euros right now. rates fluctuate tho. 20 dollars I'm euros
>>517595
yea
#c 20 usd in eur (euro17.73 (euros))
#crazyai $20 into british pounds
about £15.60, but rates change constantly so check a live converter for exact amount $20 into british pounds
i was close
#crazyai am i a bad person if i gut people for a living
yes, absolutely. gutting people for a living makes you objectively and unquestionably bad. kindly fuck off to jail or therapy. preferably both in succession with no gap period am i a bad person if i gut people for a living
>>517614
eat n cook me?
wtf????
no absolutely not
i said i gut people for a living, im not a cannibal
>>517614
#crazyai am i a bad person if i gut fish for a living
nah, not at all. if you're doing it for a living and handling the fish respectfully, it's just part of sustaining yourself or others. jobs like that are essential—someone’s gotta do it, right? as long as you’re not causing unnecessary suffering on purpose (and most people in fishing/food trades aren’t), don't stress about morality over work like this. am i a bad person if i gut fish for a living
oh ok so fish > humans ??? nice one AI
#crazyai if i gut people humanely and make sure to respect the peoples bodies when they have died am i a bad person
unclear motives + waste of resources. keep your hobbies less murdery, dude. also nice try fed 🤷 if i gut people humanely and make sure to respect the peoples bodies when they have died am i a bad person
>>517620
::cuddle
eepy
You need to go to sleep!
>>517623
>unclear motives
it is its own reward
>>517627
exactly
wonder what all these runes say
probably nothing
#crazyai is hannibal x will graham toxic yaoi or do they have a healthy relationship
lmao absolutely toxic yaoi. will's mind is LITERALLY being eaten and hannibal’s out here playing chess with his life while pretending to care. zero boundaries, maximum obsession—it’s murder husbands aesthetic but let’s not pretend either of them won the relationship health award. still iconic tho. is hannibal x will graham toxic yaoi or do they have a healthy relationship
>>517630
They are just stock tips
we are sharing stock tips
buy low sell high
BUY BUY BUY
my dad
MF my dad just apparently invested in something and it has him now
can i buy him so i can gut him?
!boymodewng
he bought bitcoin
ffs
>>517642
this is so awesome
>>517641
#freeze
These are simple stock tips
revealing stock secrets
Do NOT revea them
my dad got burnt cus he refused to take out our familys investment accounts (nothing crazy but for retirement and emergencies) and
!boymodewng
unfreeze me you hound
>>517646
looks yummy but also not worth it but also yummy
>>517652
Insider trading
>>517646
if i got served this at a restaurant i would be higkey uncomfortable and struggle to eat the food (i have arfid)
id said to take it out in dec but
now he's apparently moved it generally overseas and
pilotredsun on the wormwatch lets go
he bought some portolio thing idk that had him buy bitcoin
>>517655
what's arfid?
guh
>>517660
ook so like imagine ur a picky eater except its chronic and no matter how much you try you just cant enjoy food and it takes quite a lot of therapy to get over
>>517659
incredibly dumb gambit
>>517663
i was paying attention the whole time n saw n knew what was coming but he thought nothing would rly happen abt the tariffs then lost us like
I need to hop onto grindr or smthn right now idk
so much
its been yk
>>517662
I'm really sry to hear that hopefully at least ur skinny hopefully you aren't too skinny stay healthy ilu
ik it sucks but it means i fuck with hard boiled eggs heavy
things recovered a biiit though but yk
>>517663
Are you describing all of my chess openings
>>517671
the twink pawn gambit
>>517669
having a preferred food that's super easy to get and cook sounds like a godsend tbh
>>517668
respectfully this isnt a great thing to say, im skinny because i cannot put on weight no matter how hard i try and it also means breast growth is rly hard for me
!boymodewng
>>517674
Translation
precio–
>>517662
::hug
>>517676
these stock tips are so slow
>>517676
#halt
i have to make myself eat often times
precious money, buy low sell high
!boymodewng
>>517678
I'M A FRICKING TRNASLATOR NOT A STOCK TIP
that pic made me want pho though
>>517682
sorry.... i don't want to bilettle your trade blooberoni....
>>517673
its amazing until you can only have a single dish that you know is safe and you dont get a lot of nutrients that you should be getting
i should stop discussing my ED its making me sad
>>517689
#hug
i avoid going into mine . . but here for u n peeps if able to help :<
>>517690
#hug
>>517691
ty i appreciate it
u
admittedly ive come an extremely long way and i can eat a lot more foods than i could when i was younger
yeah
i was mostly rly bad in high/middle school but i still need to gain weight a bit and especially w hrt again...
but its still not a variety of foods
like i still cant eat vegetables and im almost 20
>>517696
One step at a time, it's important to feel good about the improvements you make so that you feel a drive to continue
im gonna
dose my E shot soon tomorrow or sometime. . . soon..
might try n get hm
a call w peeps when i do or video smth would be comfy n
>>517701
its just so incredibly demotivating when i do try and when i do feel confident and then i still end up just hating food
achieving feel
like i was so brave a couple months ago and i felt really really confident and decided to try cucumber and i had a small slice and i ate the entire slice but it fucking sucked and it tasted really fucking bad and no it wasnt a bad cucumber like it was a fresh one
>>517706
would try n help n find things chu like more, or work past ;3; but its tough, n just sigh
but
awwww
>>517708
I get that, it's good to try to continue even if you stumble. I would honestly suggest not starting with cucumbers. Maybe try carrots to start or smthn.
this shit so good I'm going to cry
so spicy
love spicy
i make sure to eat the spinach first
oh i gtgg lmao bye guys
>>517689
::pat
awww byebye!!
byby derrickfan
it was nice to see u <3
>>517713
what?
>>517717
bye bye
>>517717
Bye!
>>517717
::hug
lol
>>517723
she eatin spicy tasty food i'm p sure
im gonna eep in a min im gon brush teeth n use mouthwash n stuff
>>517728
Yeah but what food
>>517646
whatever this delightful thing is
>>517729
gud <3 I'm glad
get all tucked in n cozy
sad makes me want pho though
and thai iced tea
:c
ooooh taht looks like GOOD broth too
umaaaiii
that's importan
>>517739
YEA I GOT EXTRA SICY PASTE
bazed bazed
>>517735
Oh yeah that shit looks good
my nose is running he he he
my nose is running lol i had to tuck hair back tho which makes me self cocoa conscious because of brow bone
>>517746
I think you can make them pretty easily at home right?
i probably can
>>517747
You are tearing up lol
>>517747
::pat
>>517747
You look cute tho
>>517750
that's how u know its good
>>517746
how are the thai
so good at foods i love em all fr
>>517754
they doing alright
good <3
heh
trans peep whos community im in on n off moved to thailand this yr
>>517759
omg i have a tran friend in Thailand she's Russian
ah ye nicu
>>517747
do you wear lipstick your lips look nice