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shrimp
>>517363
#kiss

一═デ︻ тнє gнσѕт σƒ кιєν ︻デ═一
>>517367
rose
.play guided by voices your name is wild
derrick_fan
>>517362
Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis
0.3883% bloober!boymodewng
>>517364
#kiss
davesprite
>>517361
i say this but i'm not like forcing myself away from it or anything tbc
i go on tinder all the time i just never commit
rose
for the record i dont actually have any strong beliefs about anything every i just think itd be funny to have a like religious worldview that requires u to be slanging pipe
>>517373
straw bury
reality is a simulation its all asimulation they see everything u do they see it all
>>517374
davesprite
>>517371
you would make a good beatnik
kerouac would've banged you i bet
>>517380
0.3884% bloober!boymodewng
>>517375
ur moms the matrix
straw bury
real life is just like the matrix its true
davesprite
>>517375
what a tragic movie
my mans just wanted his steak and the villains win in the end
you hate to see it
>>517381
rose
>>517373
im sure a lot of people would love to
davesprite
>>517379
i should make a shitpost full length video essay analyzing the matrix with cypher as the main character and what a depressing story about how terrorists always win it is
>>517457>>517382
0.3885% bloober!boymodewng
>>517381
#change shitpost to shrimppost
davesprite
heheh
shrimp
im shrimp thats my post
shrimp
that for writing it for me davesprite
derrick_fan
honestly never really liked porter robinson
derrick_fan
not my music
rose
yeah its porter robinsons, ofc its not yours
shrimp
ive been pumping out python scripts for handling practical tasks all morning im a real programmer now

>>517391
oh my goodness gracious

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>>517391
rose
ive been pumping my python for handingly practical loads all morning im a real gooner now
>>517397>>517399
derrick_fan
.play sister europe psychedelic furs
sæкі
- w-
i like sad things
omg guys my brain is bad i think i have adhd
>>517398
shrimp
>>517393
this is an underrated post
shrimp
sldfkgj
derrick_fan
derrick is so cool guys omg
>>517404
shrimp
hm
sæкі
>>517402
derrick & derrick fan are so cool omg
derrick_fan
derrick is way cooler
rose
jacking off is so cool guys
>>517437
sæкі
ur lots cute tho maybe maybe
rose
do u think derrick goons??
derrick_fan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sæкі
NOOO
rose
#poll derrick goons? / yes / no
derrick_fan
DERRICK DOES NOT GOON
derrick_fan
DERRICK DOES NOT GOON
0.3887% bloober!boymodewng
out voted
derrick_fan
HE LIKES EATING CELERY CHUNKS AND LETTUCE AND WRIGGLING AROUND
sæкі
nomnomnom
sæкі
i might have cereal :3
rose
he likes huffing poppers and jelqing
derrick_fan
NEVER EVER
sæкі
oki im gonna go make cereal i think n grab coffee
rose
have fun :3
derrick_fan
yano ive never done poppers, proud of that fact
>>517426
sæкі
ill brb c:
rose
>>517424
theyre fun i like them a lot
derrick_fan
they literally kill ur brain cells
rose
not rlly
derrick_fan
no like they do
derrick_fan
scientifically
rose
nah
derrick_fan
ive heard that at least
derrick_fan
from people that have done them
rose
source: overheard it one time
rose
just looked it up n they dont unless ur doing like exorbonent amounts of them
0.3888% bloober!boymodewng
damn derrick goons by a strong majority vote
>>517441
anon
>>517437
I'm going to jerk you off while I (redacted for hornyposting) your (redacted for hornyposting) and make you my woman
derrick_fan
#debrainworm
derrick_fan
fuck sake
derrick_fan
but yeah im logging off now because people think derrick goons </3
rose
*know
nonners
yea
anon
you gave me a takeback so it was basically a draw
nonners
>>517439
.play vsnares who wants cake
i dedicate this one to you
anon
I can't decide if derick goons
nonners
are you going to nom the noms now? :o
sæкі
c:
derrick_fan
fuck it im coming back bc i want to talk to people and queue shit loads of goth rock
>>517459>>517462
derrick_fan
.play disorder joy division
derrick_fan
.play she lost control joy division
derrick_fan
STOP
derrick_fan
IT ACTUALLY UPSETS ME ON SOME LEVEL THAT U ARE SAYING DERRICK GOONS
anon
awww
derrick_fan
HES JUST A SILLY FERRET THAT LIKES HIS TOYS :((((
anon
Isn't derrick a ferret
anon
idk i've seen small animals cum n be happy i think but if u don't want him to that's ok
derrick_fan
HES MY FERRET
anon
His arms are too short to goon anyway
sæкі
:D
derrick_fan
NOT DERRICK
sæкі
awwww
derrick_fan
SHUT UP
anon
<3 <3 <3
derrick_fan
DERRICK DOESNT LIKE IT
sæкі
;3;
derrick_fan
stop making your own headcannons about derrick......
>>517492
rose
gonna make salmon pasta today
>>517486
shanonymous
.play sonic youth kissability
derrick_fan
.play this corrosion sisters of mercy
sæкі
>>5174832
oooo
i got sum pasta 2 cook yday
rose
.play pilotredsun warsaw
anon
sounds good
derrick_fan
.play lucretia my reflection sisters of mercy
derrick_fan
.play mother russia sisters of mercy
anon
>>517481
*makes derrick fall in love with my OC ferret*
derrick_fan
:(
anon
They live happily ever after devoid of gooning tho
anon
urs can be named derib it's different from derick
derrick_fan
derrick is aroace
anon
waow
derrick_fan
ive established that as canon back in the brainworm days
anon
I think i recall this
derrick_fan
exactly
derrick_fan
so please stop spreading lies about him :((
anon
What does he eat
derrick_fan
he likes eating small vegetables and he can eat very small cut up strawberries as a treat
i like sad things
>>517505
no i saw batman tho
anon
I'll use security camera footage to identify you and uhhhhhh idk
derrick_fan
.play dark entries bauhaus
derrick_fan
.play bela lugosis dead bauhaus
derrick_fan
.play boys bauhaus
derrick_fan
.play ear wax bauhaus
anon
what are you gonna do?
derrick_fan
.play bite my hip bauhaus
anon
I could go outside but IDK what i'd do
anon
I should go to the library maybe so i'll be smart
>>517519
derrick_fan
5
sæкі
might go to garage sales l8r
>>517523
anon
wanna be smart
derrick_fan
.play sacrifice london after midnight
anon
>>517520
i wanna go 2 that would be fun
derrick_fan
.play shes in parties bauhaus
derrick_fan
.play skeletons the sound
derrick_fan
.play revenge london after midnight
derrick_fan
.play dive bauhaus
anon
anyone else ever get a sudden and overwhelming urge to give head
derrick_fan
yeah
derrick_fan
bumping joy division rn tho so i personally wouldnt give however that says nothing about the reverse
anon
Well good, because I just want to give head
derrick_fan
hell yeah
anon
It is truly a tragedy that you are in Britain
derrick_fan
it really is
derrick_fan
>>517536
so glad i dont look like this
anon
The English peasantgirl look
anon
Instead you look aristocratic, refined, like the landed gentry of old
derrick_fan
i look swagged AND caked up
derrick_fan
some may say snatched
anon
Can I compliment your body and bolster your ego dramatically while giving you head?
>>517545
derrick_fan
by all means
sæкі
aaaa
anon
Voyeur
anon
Where's the fun in exhibitionism if you don't tease people for looking?
sæкі
ugh i dont feel great, i might nap
>>517553
no.528
i guwss that does make sense yes....
sæкі
my tummy is quite unhappy
anon
>>517550
You need to sleep or take some tums or something
sæкі
i dont, but i feel sick
anon
Did you eat something unusual?
no.528
sending positive stomach vibrations throughout the universe
sæкі
no, but i had an allergic reaction earlier and hives, that are all gone now, but had to take benadryl
anon
Would rubbing your tummy and also maybe licking and sucking on your tummy help
>>517561
sæкі
and bwaaaawa
sæкі
qts. . .
anon
It's probably the benadryl maybe
sæкі
it was hrs ago but it might be that i had ibuprofen before i ate earlier and just ate quite a bit
anon
I need a Benny to drilll me
>>517572
derrick_fan
::terrorism
derrick_fan
damn
sæкі
explodives
derrick_fan
>>517568
transfems with poor taste playing FNV
anon
Whenever you think about it, sleeping with Benny is an effective way to assassinate him
sæкі
lol
sæкі
gosh im kinda burning up too
derrick_fan
eurobeat reference?
derrick_fan
or is that too much of an eliteball reference
derrick_fan
.play ziggy stardust bauhaus
anon
Saeki I have a question
sæкі
wanna snuggle w both or one of u 2 n nod off while recovering bwa
sæкі
wha
anon
Do you think being complimented and having your ego bolstered while receiving head would make your tummy feel better
>>517585
sæкі
>>517583
hehe
maybe not tummy but, generally. . . aha
sæкі
mayhap
anon
Well there is only one way to find out
sæкі
>~<
derrick_fan
i hit 7 months on E tomorrow
>>517596
i like sad things
what to order
>>517594
no.528
>>517592
i hear food is pretty popular these days
i like sad things
20 dollars is normal for a lunch meal here t_t
>>517603
derrick_fan
>>517595
this is dollars so its about 7 quid for me
no.528
20 dollars is like five euro i bet
i like sad things
#ai 20 dollars I'm euros

it's around 18.30 euros right now. rates fluctuate tho.
20 dollars I'm euros
no.528
#c 20 usd in eur (euro17.73 (euros))
derrick_fan
#crazyai $20 into british pounds

about £15.60, but rates change constantly so check a live converter for exact amount
$20 into british pounds
no.528
i was close
derrick_fan
#crazyai am i a bad person if i gut people for a living

yes, absolutely. gutting people for a living makes you objectively and unquestionably bad. kindly fuck off to jail or therapy. preferably both in succession with no gap period
am i a bad person if i gut people for a living
>>517621>>517615
derrick_fan
wtf????
derrick_fan
no absolutely not
derrick_fan
i said i gut people for a living, im not a cannibal
no.528
>>517614
#crazyai am i a bad person if i gut fish for a living

nah, not at all. if you're doing it for a living and handling the fish respectfully, it's just part of sustaining yourself or others. jobs like that are essential—someone’s gotta do it, right? as long as you’re not causing unnecessary suffering on purpose (and most people in fishing/food trades aren’t), don't stress about morality over work like this.
am i a bad person if i gut fish for a living
no.528
oh ok so fish > humans ??? nice one AI
derrick_fan
#crazyai if i gut people humanely and make sure to respect the peoples bodies when they have died am i a bad person

unclear motives + waste of resources. keep your hobbies less murdery, dude. also nice try fed 🤷
if i gut people humanely and make sure to respect the peoples bodies when they have died am i a bad person
>>517627
sæкі
eepy
anon
You need to go to sleep!
no.528
wonder what all these runes say
probably nothing
>>517632
derrick_fan
#crazyai is hannibal x will graham toxic yaoi or do they have a healthy relationship

lmao absolutely toxic yaoi. will's mind is LITERALLY being eaten and hannibal’s out here playing chess with his life while pretending to care. zero boundaries, maximum obsession—it’s murder husbands aesthetic but let’s not pretend either of them won the relationship health award. still iconic tho.
is hannibal x will graham toxic yaoi or do they have a healthy relationship
anon
we are sharing stock tips
no.528
buy low sell high
sæкі
BUY BUY BUY
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my dad
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MF my dad just apparently invested in something and it has him now
derrick_fan
can i buy him so i can gut him?
sæкі
he bought bitcoin
sæкі
ffs
anon
These are simple stock tips
no.528
revealing stock secrets
anon
Do NOT revea them
sæкі
my dad got burnt cus he refused to take out our familys investment accounts (nothing crazy but for retirement and emergencies) and
0.3891% bloober!boymodewng
unfreeze me you hound
>>517654
no.528
>>517646
looks yummy but also not worth it but also yummy
derrick_fan
>>517646
if i got served this at a restaurant i would be higkey uncomfortable and struggle to eat the food (i have arfid)
>>517660
sæкі
id said to take it out in dec but
sæкі
now he's apparently moved it generally overseas and
no.528
pilotredsun on the wormwatch lets go
sæкі
he bought some portolio thing idk that had him buy bitcoin
>>517663
sæкі
guh
derrick_fan
>>517660
ook so like imagine ur a picky eater except its chronic and no matter how much you try you just cant enjoy food and it takes quite a lot of therapy to get over
>>517668>>517677
sæкі
>>517663
i was paying attention the whole time n saw n knew what was coming but he thought nothing would rly happen abt the tariffs then lost us like
anon
I need to hop onto grindr or smthn right now idk
sæкі
so much
sæкі
its been yk
i like sad things
>>517662
I'm really sry to hear that hopefully at least ur skinny hopefully you aren't too skinny stay healthy ilu
>>517675
derrick_fan
ik it sucks but it means i fuck with hard boiled eggs heavy
>>517673
sæкі
things recovered a biiit though but yk
no.528
>>517669
having a preferred food that's super easy to get and cook sounds like a godsend tbh
>>517686
derrick_fan
>>517668
respectfully this isnt a great thing to say, im skinny because i cannot put on weight no matter how hard i try and it also means breast growth is rly hard for me
sæкі
i have to make myself eat often times
no.528
precious money, buy low sell high
0.3893% bloober!boymodewng
>>517678
I'M A FRICKING TRNASLATOR NOT A STOCK TIP
>>517685
sæкі
that pic made me want pho though
no.528
>>517682
sorry.... i don't want to bilettle your trade blooberoni....
derrick_fan
>>517673
its amazing until you can only have a single dish that you know is safe and you dont get a lot of nutrients that you should be getting
sæкі
i avoid going into mine . . but here for u n peeps if able to help :<
>>517693
sæкі
u
derrick_fan
admittedly ive come an extremely long way and i can eat a lot more foods than i could when i was younger
>>517701
sæкі
yeah
sæкі
i was mostly rly bad in high/middle school but i still need to gain weight a bit and especially w hrt again...
derrick_fan
but its still not a variety of foods
derrick_fan
like i still cant eat vegetables and im almost 20
anon
>>517696
One step at a time, it's important to feel good about the improvements you make so that you feel a drive to continue
>>517706
sæкі
im gonna
sæкі
dose my E shot soon tomorrow or sometime. . . soon..
sæкі
might try n get hm
sæкі
a call w peeps when i do or video smth would be comfy n
derrick_fan
>>517701
its just so incredibly demotivating when i do try and when i do feel confident and then i still end up just hating food
>>517709
sæкі
achieving feel
derrick_fan
like i was so brave a couple months ago and i felt really really confident and decided to try cucumber and i had a small slice and i ate the entire slice but it fucking sucked and it tasted really fucking bad and no it wasnt a bad cucumber like it was a fresh one
>>517712
sæкі
>>517706
would try n help n find things chu like more, or work past ;3; but its tough, n just sigh
but
sæкі
awwww
anon
>>517708
I get that, it's good to try to continue even if you stumble. I would honestly suggest not starting with cucumbers. Maybe try carrots to start or smthn.
i like sad things
this shit so good I'm going to cry
>>517723
i like sad things
so spicy
i like sad things
love spicy
i like sad things
i make sure to eat the spinach first
sæкі
awww byebye!!
no.528
byby derrickfan
sæкі
it was nice to see u <3
sæкі
lol
sæкі
im gonna eep in a min im gon brush teeth n use mouthwash n stuff
>>517732
no.528
>>517646
whatever this delightful thing is
anon
get all tucked in n cozy
sæкі
sad makes me want pho though
sæкі
and thai iced tea
anon
sæкі
:c
anon
ooooh taht looks like GOOD broth too
>>517742
no.528
umaaaiii
anon
that's importan
i like sad things
>>517739
YEA I GOT EXTRA SICY PASTE
anon
bazed bazed
anon
>>517735
Oh yeah that shit looks good
i like sad things
my nose is running he he he
anon
>>517746
I think you can make them pretty easily at home right?
sæкі
i probably can
i like sad things
>>517750
that's how u know its good
anon
so good at foods i love em all fr
i like sad things
>>517754
they doing alright
anon
good <3
sæкі
heh
sæкі
trans peep whos community im in on n off moved to thailand this yr
>>517760
i like sad things
>>517759
omg i have a tran friend in Thailand she's Russian
sæкі
ah ye nicu
anon
>>517747
do you wear lipstick your lips look nice

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