>>540077
whadddaheeelllll

>>540082
in a yandere yaoi way

>>540078
>>540079
>>540083
>>540080
#kiss

>>540085
oh yayyyy :3

now why we listening to folklore

>>540093
ive given you the jacking off test. if you dont jack off youve failed

>>540097
what if i don't like masturbating

>>540101
then u fail?? duh

>>540104
ok i fail mb

>>540108
1000 years of no hookups with cis ppl as punishment i fear

>>540115
i thought not being a pervert was what made the cis ppl keep wanting me iunno this seems a lil sus... is that a badge from the girldick jesuits on your collar? oh my god a missionary again, gfdi

>>540122
idk dawg

>>540122
girldick jesuits got me acting crazy

lbs just feels right when you grow up on it lol
but also the conversion is so ez idk why other americans struggle
fahrenheit celsius is annoying
but this one's just 2.2

>>540147
yeah but since we measure masses in metric americans should really know the 2.2 conversion for science communication reasons
same with distances
those i think matter most and yet also are fairest on like, beinf hard to retrain yourself
temperature doesn't matter near as much imo

>>540164
i agree the metric system was sort of invented as a knock-on effect of the literal american revolution
failing to adapt it is proof of how far we have fallen
we can't even get the small stuff right anymore

>>540170
cums instantly

>>540076
#throw
::mimemoder

>>540174
idk 100 as a water boiling point makes more sense than 210
but on the other hand having a 210 degree scale between boiling and not boiling is sort of useful for fine-grain cooking with like, eyeballing things a little

straw bury <33333 hiiii

it's good for home cooking basicallt

>>540188
i think a professional chef would probably get more clarity out of a 100 point scale of temp because decimal units make sense to human brains, but i agree it's useful for like ordinary people processing cooking temps in their brains

>>540209
idk there are a lot of meats i absolutely refuse to cook without a thermometer
and confectionary thermometers are extremely useful for baking certain difficult things or making certain kinds of chocolate (cause chocolate molecules have a bunch of states that are hard to trigger for their crystallization)

>>540214
because i understand rudimentary thermodynamics so i know how the thermometer is doing its job
it's also pretty easy to tell when one is broken
same as a compass

https://voca.ro/16Cq4J3pbIMc
new rose orlando song plz listen ty

english compound words are so funny they're like almost babytalk simple sometimes

thermo-meter
heheh

>>540252
my favorite with that is how superman is literally just the English translation of ubermensch lmao

>>540257
yesss omg lole
also hairbrush
and comb is not compound but it's the same kind of descriptive noun
>this is comb it combs

one of my other favorite english terms
>pork rind
like you fucking peeled an apple
brother that's pig skin
oh wait that means football
oh wait that means soccer
why, you don't play in your socks
english are you drunk

>>540278
but who the fuck started calling the very plainly named game of foot-ball as "sawkah"
and secondarily
why the fuck is the game where you carry the ball around in your HANDS now called FOOTball

>>540283
and it's about footing it around, i think that's part of it
it's a lot like soccer with no kicking and more running at least in theory (if it didn't stop so much)

>>540289
sahkerr
but some do say sokka

>>540292
sahkerr is the same as sock er lol
i just don't know the phonetic alphabet so i improvise a little

>>540297
ah as in awful

i know ah makes that sound sometimes but i am struggling to think of an example
my rap brain is off this morning lol

>>540302
i said some pronounce things some ways because i have a heavy fucking southern drawl that comes out sometimes and that i hear off of my family often lawl

>>540308
i mostly do this because i was raised in and near the midwest (iowa for awhile plus another location, that is like a part of the south with midwest accents)
but i have a deep drawl because i was born in mississippi and also spent a lot of time with that family
and like weird canadianisms a bit too from spending a lot of time in ontario, but not very noticeable. some people tell me i sound a little bit British because of the latter tho lol

>>540318
no this is different and also fully recorded instead of a guitar demo

>>540242
speaking of southern accents plz listen to my song ty <3

im so annoying today uweh

i do kinda hate how southern accents are associated with hick stupidity
like
i like my baseline accent that comes out around my grandma, i kinda wanna lean into it lol

i think southern accents are rlly cool i like them alot

>>540330
<3

>>540331
mimi's fav instrument is the theremin btw

>>540332
u should listen to manning fireworks by mj lenderman, awesome album

anyways im gonna go make dinner, see you all later

>>540369
that song is about my birthplace lol

doxx

>>540378
#edit do some kind of opsec thing where you replace the text with some other unrelated text and waffle about how the user has used an algorithm to protect their cyber security; make it funny

will chat fail the test, oh no
.keep (thank you for your input)

wow the ai actually did what i wanted the one time it was actually sort of useful for it to do so
based trollai only working when i least expect it

>>540384
omg how dare
this is all good music

although in my defense i really frontloaded all the best artists, i sorta ran out of steam after taylor swift and the musical numbers

like i had gambino and tyler and kesha and nirvana in there it was a good playlist lol

>>540390
no i was spamming you with good american music

from various artists

oh john williams too
we do good orchestrals down in hollywood and up in nyc

>>540392
no i was being extremely ironic
the music is good that's the joke

>>540398
ay not everybody can have taste

.play nwa fuck the police

i always spell it white oops lol

white girl who listens to rap ass
>play "fuck the police" please alexa

>play me some hamilton alexa

i may as well be queueing up fucking drake lol

although speaking of white ass rap i do know one good one who's not eminem
.play kae tempest europe is lost album version

>>540408
heh ye

>>540409
all i want is for them to find a way to turn the typical souls game with its big quest into ng+ cycle energy combined with the co-op and raid features, to be made into an mmo
just find a way to make players able to affect some kind of persistent world map changes that can flip back and forth, and make a few coliseums
MAKE THE FUCKING ELDEN MMO MIYAZAKI YOU COWARD

>>540416
noooooooo

how could you sæki ;_;

>>540434
::xi
#throw