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0.5747% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542947
don't lie to people it's not very nice
0.5748% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542953
likely story
0.5749% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
you don't even own a pan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Please start loving yourself I'm begging you
0.5750% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
much less one that can fry
straw bury
i can send u a picture i have evidence and shit
>>542959
0.5751% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542958
oh yeah and will this evidence be presented with a notary?
straw bury
idk what a notary is but ill post a picture hold on
0.5752% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
hehhe sorry i'm just messing with you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Notary certified screenshot lmao
0.5753% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i'm pretty sure you only need an affadavit
sadmoder
i would be satisfied with a zero knowelede proof
anon
mrrp
0.5754% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542965
objection! there's clearly no onions there
>>542970
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542965
Oh so like drachena, I see
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's good stuff
straw bury
>>542971
yeah, how convenient for me *sticks my tongue out and blows raspberry at u*
anon
how are we tonight
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The communist party should come together and fire Putin
anon
sounds good!'
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Would be better if Zuganov won the election back in '18 but alas
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not even a communist but still
anon
lame
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What exactly?
anon
nothing im just being mean for no reason
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow, you're a bitch. *slaps your dick* Mean ass bitch
>>542983
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mickey and donald get tortured
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542983
How about this *slaps your balls*
anon
ok thats not very nice.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah
anon
sorry >_<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did you cum? Cause you sound like you creamed
>>542995
anon
no thats weird
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just wodnering
straw bury
>>542995
is there anything that doesnt make u cum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542995
Ofc you did
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542999
Shaddap grammar nazi *slaps your tits*
>>543003
anon
wow. rude!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shouldn't have hired an angry manlet as your dominatrix just saying
straw bury
>>543000
*ruffles ur hair somewhat aggressively*
anon
i didnt sign up for this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah you did
anon
ok fair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can show where exactly the paper is stained with your blood
anon
im sleepy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEEEEE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bee me
straw bury
honey for me but not for bee
anon
be free,,,
straw bury
this movie is all about a bee that is in a hive that doesnt respect her but then a bunch of evil wasps attack and steal all their honey and then she saves them all and her hive serpects her now
anon
sounds lame!
sadmoder
is barry b benson transmasc? are half the bees in that movie transmasc?
>>543019
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>543017
His nerd friend is 100% trans coded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Adam
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
.play sade - cherish the day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shoutout to Alan Ituriel for creating the quientiessential Tumblr sexyman (Black Hat)
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543023
when i open my chips bag and she gives me that look
anon
it is every american patriot's duty to make moonshine whiskey and refuse to pay excise taxes on it. everything went fucking downhill since they tried to killed all the moonshiners over it
anon
thanks
anon
status update, he is bad at chess
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
America america
>>543033
anon
poor apalacian mountain men were just trying to feed their families and the taxman came and tried to KILL them over it
straw bury
>>543034
dont look at me like that pls......... i might get a little "eccited" ahaa.......
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>543033
Moonshine (aka samogon) is slav culture
anon
>>543041
you are not good at making moonshine. step your game up
anon
Methanol poisoning is vastly overhyped it's barely a real thing and you basically have to do it on purpose to get a concentration that will hurt you
anon
not nice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Horse electrolytes
anon
>>543046
I'm real and i know how to make my methanol cuts
straw bury
15123.jpg
i cant fuckingn smoke because in need to apply for the ironworkers soon and if i fail the drug test then my instructior is gunna be mad at me :(
::gle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can't smonk in general
anon
Ethanol is competitive to the same receptors as methanol so the only way methanol can hurt you is if you drink it pure, the only reason it would be pure enough to hurt you is if you INTENTIONALLY make the cut at the right time and then intentionally drink the methanol portion which btw tastes like shit anyways
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543048
mine hurt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who cares, just chug perfume
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I bought an energy drink that was advertised as "extra" taurine and I hoped my heart would explode but instead I got sleepy watafak
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
straw bury
#ksay meow meow nyaaa *flops over on tummy* nyaaaaaaaa pet me plssssss :3
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay straw bury
anon
methanol poisoning is a psyop by the government to make you think moonshining is more dangerous than it is
anon
meow
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
#ksay praise glayglay our success is inevitable
>>543066
anon
the only signifigant risk of moonshining is pressure and flammability and if you just put a pressure release valve and don't pack your column with beads like a fucking moron then it's not a real risk
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
#ksay praise glayglay our success is inevitable
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
>>543085
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
::strawgirl
>>543072
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
angery
straw bury
autocannibalism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're eating her...
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543073
gollum
anon
every wormie must learn to make moonshine liquor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>543076
In 2026
straw bury
feast oif my flesh children so that u may gain my knowledge
::straw bury
anon
yayyyyyyyy
anon
the alcohol tax bureau is the single most profitable US government entity because they fuckint steal the hard work of american patriots
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to bed fuck it
anon
fuck da bed
anon
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>>543092
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
straw bury
the main guy in this movie has a thing for dyke bitches he says so he says "i got a thing for dyke bitches" its true
>>543093>>543112
anon
>>543089
what does this have to do with moonshine liquor?
0.5756% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543091
but how do you know he wasn't lying
>>543094
straw bury
>>543093
was he lying when he (redacted for hornyposting) me
0.5757% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
15654.png
::hornyposting
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543087
am nice, enjoying this lovely night. so nice to have u here.
>>543097
0.5758% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543096
Lori...
anon
balls
anon
the federal government doesnt want you to know how cheap and easy it is to make liquor at home
straw bury
omg its me with the burger
0.5759% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
oh wait this is a whole mmovie wtf
>>543104
anon
!
0.5761% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543104
nah it's fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
the movie is blocked here....guess they're afraid of me pirating it. AS THEY SHOULD!
>>543110>>543111
straw bury
>>543112
im not a dyke i just dont like u
0.5764% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543113
omg HIIIII #kiss
0.5765% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
can i get ur autograph
>>543118
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543117
no, ur gonna use to falsify my signature
anon
wow. kissing. really. thats just unsanitary
anon
transfem anon..
anon
I know, you shoulld be cum swapping instead
>>543123
anon
bodily fluids are disgusting
straw bury
i was in a psych ward once and they were always playing basketball in the courtyard and they kept hitting this one dude in the head that was just the most innocent kid alive lol like he literally never said a word or made a sound and they kept doming him on accident lmfaoooo they were all friends with him outside of that
anon
Less bacteria than saliva
anon
loris you cant be saying thta!
>>543129
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543127
i said nothing, i'm innocent, pure, demure, holy, virginal...
>>543131
anon
im really innocent
anon
i said so
straw bury
#8ball (yeah)
anon
oracle and 8bal both agree that I should squeeze lori's ass
>>543141
straw bury
14219.jpg
youre spazzing >:)
::stare
anon
thats very not nice!
anon
hi anon!
anon
Lori is very demure, coy, and chaste
>>543149
anon## global mod
Hello New Friends
anon
im bored as hell!
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543146
yes yes, i think i'll become a nun
straw bury
wait twinknon do u have rune reader
anon
I would NEVER use runereader
straw bury
ok good
anon
why would you do such a thing!
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
anon
are they saying mean things about me
straw bury
no i was just asking the 8ball if twinknon is a dickhead
anon
oh okay
anon
what!!!!
anon
what!!!
anon
only nice things
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
okay i'm not made to be a nun
>>543175
straw bury
>>543170
dickhead
#8ball (it's possible)
straw bury
watch this
i secretly have a huge crush on twinknon
#8ball (signs point to yes)
>>543177
straw bury
it said signs post to yes not a concrete yes
>>543182
anon
sounds like yes to me though!
shrimp
>>543188
showering before bed is always nice
anon
Platonically
anon## global mod
>>543190
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
(Moderator Was UwU'd For This Post)
>>543198
anon
be nice
shrimp
>>543196
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
never shower
(Uh Oh Stinky)
anon
why not
anon
Let me clean your body instead
anon
woah
anon
calm down
anon
Platonically
anon
(゜-゜)
anon
be civil
anon
dont leave me hanging like that!
anon
Lori was simply going to say that I am chaste and demure and would never hornypost
>>543216
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
yes
anon
yay!
straw bury
showercucks doing their best
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
nothing lewd abt that
shrimp
>>543209
only im allowed to hornypost at my sis as well as anyone else i approve
shrimp
you have not been approved yet
shrimp
please wait for the paperwork to be filed
anon## global mod
Please Allow 14-18 Weeks For Processing
anon
what does it involve
shrimp
applying
shrimp
paperwork
anon
woah.........
shrimp
waiting
shrimp
there is a phone call where we put you on hold for 2 hours
>>543231
anon
:(
shrimp
its just a test you can just leave and do other stuff
anon## global mod
>>543228
I Am Usually The One Manning The Call Center. I Take Long Bathroom Breaks.
>>543233
anon
: D
shrimp
ur lucky u work so hard
anon## global mod
Luck Has Nothing To Do With It. This Is Grind Hustle And Dedication To The Bag
anon
im stupid
straw bury
one time i threw a stapler at someone
anon
#say buy my course in crypto trading
anon
what a crazy moderator am i right or am i right wormies
shrimp
ur right
straw bury
ur right
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
idk whos right or wrong
anon
me im the most right always!
anon
>>543243
this is not one of the options please
anon
>>543247
its okay just dont do it again...
straw bury
anon wins with a unanimous vote of 2-0
anon
okay....
anon
yahoo!
anon
#say I am more proud of these 7 bookshelves, this lambo is just a reminder to grind harder
anon
owwwwww owwwwwwww
anon
>>543248
Do you mind if I grind on you
anon
:((((
anon
>>543262
#hug #smooch there there itll be okay #hug #kiss #slap #hug
straw bury
>>543265
*looks at u while shuffling feet uncertainly......*
straw bury
>>543267
*looks back down at floor while blushing intensely..... i slowly start to move tward the door.........*
>>543271>>543275
anon
Pinching her toes
tea (phone)
>>543268
*tries to escape from underground prison*
BANG BANG BANG
*dies*
>>543274
straw bury
*smirks*
tea (phone)
someone in my unis discord is like going on long rants about antipsychotics and nurses trying to restrain him and stuff
straw bury
*slowly begins to sink in the floor as if it were quicksand*

see u around..... heh........
anon
pssh..... nothing personnel...... kid...
anon
okay!
straw bury
see i was telling the truth hes got a thing for dyke bitches
anon
(⊙＿⊙')
lain from computers
>>543283
whats pop rockin squid
anon
i do not have anything
anon
hi!
shrimp
whats pop rockin squid
anon
im popin!
shrimp
whats pop rocking squid
shrimp
yeah i wouldnt
anon
N
shrimp
you cant just type that letter and sit on it like that
anon
No
anon
and if they trippin fuck em five
anon
awa
anon
aint got no time to shuck and jive
>>543311
anon
>>543311
these wormies as sweet as pumpkin pie
anon
sweeter than a sugar plym
straw bury
>>543317
abzu videogame from the same developers of joruney u pklay as a scuba diver in the ocean u need to swim around
anon
sounds lame!
straw bury
yea itslame as fuck
anon
yay!
straw bury
no guns or killing or anything :(
anon
wow.
anon## global mod
*makes you small*
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 8px;
anon
AAAA
anon
oh
anon
phew!
straw bury
just a bad dream u guys
anon
*stretches out on your lap*
anon
*bats at your face with my hand*
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 15px;
tea (phone)
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
*{
color: red;
}
>>543343
anon
j
straw bury
*spins around* (i like to spin around)
anon
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
*{
clothing: bikini;
}
tea (phone)
#hemoglobin
*{
hemeing: true;
}
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
anon## global mod
#poll classy or extra classy/ classy /extra classy
lain from computers
oh yeah????????????
name EVERY post
>>543353
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