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booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait it depends on what ur charged under
booger (phone)!boymodewng
the offense of planting the mine you would be clear of , but you could argue that knowing about the booby trap and not doing anything about it would give you the mens rea to be culpible
>>545128>>545134
anon
I would say it goes against the spirit of the purge because it’s supposed to be quick crime
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it would be the equivalent of booby trapping your home
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but a defense attorney could argue that you planted it intending for it to be used during the purge and then forgot or didn’t realize it didn’t go off thus making you not have the mens rea
anon
me poisoning the water supply during the purge
anon
me burning down all the farms, substations, and oil storage facilities during the purge killing everyone
>>545143
anon
>>545126
but the actus rea occurred during a period of time where you are theoretically allowed to do any action
>>545135
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545134
yeah but if you know about it after the purge and you don’t do anything about it you are in effect attempting to inflect bodily harm after the fact, arguably
anon
I plant it in the middle of my neighbors lawn then not my problem that shit, I'm not the landmine safety inspector
>>545139
anon
GOOD question ty saeki
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545136
well that’s what i said a good defense attorney could argue you simply forgot about it or didn’t realize it didn’t go off? the onus would be on them to prove that you intended for it to be left out beyond the day of the purge
anon
New Purge movie, but the entire thing is just about establishing the jurisprudence of the purge
>>545157
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545143
i’m tired
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545145
tell me what to do again and i will beat you with a tireiron
>>545149
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why do they call tireirons tireirons
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why not just a wrench
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545149
#tireiron
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545151
#tireiron
anon
>>545143
they can’tban him during the purge…..
anon
Me hornyposting during the purge
booger (phone)!boymodewng
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#tag (can only upload JPG/PNG/GIF images) silence
anon
>>545140
lawyers have lots of money seem like a potential demographic to target
anon
>lawyers
>wanting to actually study law
anon
:o world shattered
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but i’m not shattered anon…
>>545163
anon
Me enriching uranium during the purge
booger (phone)!boymodewng
the us military should drone strike its citizens more
>>545165
booger (phone)!boymodewng
let em know that it’s not cool
anon
the us military should drone strike itself more so it’s fair and they aren’t playing favorites
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but who would do the drone striking
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do you wanna know what i saw proposed that would be a fire idea
anon
they just train ppl to replace the ppl who die and you have a 1% chance of getting blown up every time u do a strike
booger (phone)!boymodewng
we simply the military by having all three branches fight each other and winner gets the be the military
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like navy v airforce v army
booger (phone)!boymodewng
winner gets to keep their job
anon
have you seen dr strangelove? that has the army attack an Air Force base and its a great movie
anon
I disagree, there should be more branches
anon
I think that the US military should handpick the most attractive and promising candidates to undergo feminization, then they should be made to marry me
>>545177
anon
oooh twinkanon is cooking with the more branches
>>545179
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545175
omg like starforce
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545176
one branch and jay z runs it
anon
Another branch of the military or dinner with Jay Z?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i would trust jay z to run the military that dude seems like he’s got it figured out
anon
I pick dinner with Jay Z because he can teach me to invest further into the military to get more branches
anon
oh good
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i was gonna say kanye but he would probably just turn that shit into a nazi military or he would fail to do ANYTHINF FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS AND THEN RELAEE A SLOP ALBUM ADTER HYPING IT UP
anon
he has to fight jayz with his sleepy Nazi militia
anon
Kanye is gonna do some wacky shit, he is going to outdo this nazi phase, I am calling it here he is going to come out as gay or smthn
>>545189
booger (phone)!boymodewng
kayne is gonna release yeezus some day
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545187
no he’s gonna come out with the most insanely good album like he always does and then everyone will pretend he’s not crazy for a bit
anon
he’s going to marry you
anon
it's liberal praxis to forcefem nazis, so I would make Kanye undergo HRT if he married me
>>545204
anon
what if he married Peter thiel and had a buck breaking themed wedding
>>545195
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that guy seems like so dislikeable it’s crazy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545194
i mean this in a nonviolent way fbi if ur watching
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no but fr every time i see peter thiel it’s like damn that dude seems like an asshole idk how he’s so rich
booger (phone)!boymodewng
bezos at least seems smart
anon
I’d like to read his book zero to one sometime
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545194
no but fr fbi i meant this in a dramatic way like “omg he’s so unlikable” not in a fed posting way <3
anon
>>545192
but it’s liberal praxis to respect women so ur going to have to do all kinds of trad things w ur wife now
>>545205
anon
>>545204
Of course I would, I would cook for her and take her to nice places like the movie theater or ice skating or something. And I would be very romantic and have at least TWO candlelit dinners a week
>>545206
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ok what about this we take the cia and we actually make it what people think it is
>>545209
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like go full shadow government instead of just dumb bureaucrats
anon
>>545207
Can we please do this PLEASE deep state DEEP STATE save us from this fat retard currently in charge, CIA agent please if you are reading this JFK HIM ALREADY
>>545212
SadChan🍉🍉
i slept
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545209
no ur gonna get visited from the fbi too….
>>545214
anon
>>545212
If they show up to my house, they will learn the meaning of pain
booger (phone)!boymodewng
sadchan we’re gonna make the us military branches fight each other to see who gets to be the only military branch so we can reduce funding
>>545218
anon
I will trap an FBI agent in my basement and forcefem her and make her into my woman
>>545219
SadChan🍉🍉
>>545215
the marines win because they are all mentally ill psychos or at least abused into becoming mentally ill psychos
>>545220>>545227
SadChan🍉🍉
>>545220
tbh imo if we HAD to pickone branch it should be the air force (dont tell my navy friends i said that)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
we’re not picking one sadchan
booger (phone)!boymodewng
they are fighting to the death on the american continent until they surrender or die
>>545231
anon
It should be the Merchant Marine
SadChan🍉🍉
Air Force has most of the satelitte, cyberwarfare, ICBM, and advanced weaponry capabilities and has a decent amount of planes and ground troops too.

The navy has the most raw firepower, artillery and planes but they can usually only project their power litorally. and the best pilots as well.

The army is hordes of grunts and a few good specialist disciplines meant to die as canon fodder or serve as occupying forces,

the marines are the vanguard of any invasion, they are the ones who get in first, do tons of damage and take the highest casualties. they train for and seek out the most dangerous missions and their training and weapons are best for close in engagements with hostile militaries.
>>545229
sæкі
does the air force as an entirety or just the pilots need 20/20 vision
>>545240
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if we want a truly strong military we need to make them fight eachtother so they have battle experience
anon
>>545224
the usa needs to adapt a doctrine to try to fight more wars on its soil, particularly near industrial and population centers
>>545232
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545231
yeah it’s no fun if you beat up on people who can’t fight back they gotta just fight each other
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i wanna see how they would seige new york city
anon
The Merchant Marine has that money money money money dolla dolla bills
SadChan🍉🍉
no they dont
SadChan🍉🍉
they are so underfunded its insane
>>545246
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m just saying if we’re gonna blow the majority of the budget on the military we should at least make them kill each other for entertainment
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i mean practice
SadChan🍉🍉
kinda based
anon
>>545228
I think even the pilots can get waivers now but idk. they don’t care about airmen fusing the bombs being able to see stuff far away and they expect nerds anyway
sæкі
probably
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if i was the us president i would seek out any tailgaters and drone strike them
booger (phone)!boymodewng
those people are so annoying
anon
If I was President, I would dronestrike people for fun tbh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it would be fun to drone strike bridges to see which ones stand up to it
anon
Oh yeah, it can be like those tiktok videos where the cars speed up and they determine whether you would survive the crash, but IRL with drone strikes on bridges
anon
>>545246
just sell all the equipment they have - winner states like Russia already use these tactics but WOKE anticorruption holds us back
>>545251
booger (phone)!boymodewng
brooklyn bridge is a beefy boy i don’t think a drone strike takes it out
booger (phone)!boymodewng
need at least 2
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if u ran a country what stops u from claiming random land
>>545256
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like even if you don’t intend to enforce it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
just to fuck with people
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like germany claiming idk hawaii for no reason
anon
>>545252
You don't even have to run a country to do this, I have already personally claimed 7 separate colonies for the US.
sæкі
-u-
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i want to crash the economy
anon
i want to crash an aircraft carrier into the Statue of Liberty while shouting at full speed that would be nuts (just me in the drivers seat so it’s safe)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do you think france would be mad if we returned the statue of liberty for cash instead
>>545263
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s too tacky
>>545265
anon
>>545261
what if we spiced it up and made it naughty
booger (phone)!boymodewng
based
anon
To like Kazakhstan
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545265
no no regift it to france and then demand the arches they have in return
anon
we should create Statue of Liberty X the motherland calls yuri
booger (phone)!boymodewng
or like the place of versailles lmao
>>545272
anon
the Statue of Liberty should be having sex
anon
>>545269
oooh they have good stuff over there we should defect our regions to France
anon
maybe they’ll put arches and gardens in my neighborhood
booger (phone)!boymodewng
have u ever seen the meme where the northern irish kids try expanding the borders by moving the sign an inch everyday
>>545276>>545278
anon
We should engage in a hostile takeover of France where we give them a bunch of states then use the new electoral power to vote for the integration of France into the US
>>545277
anon
>>545274
surveyors are the enemies of humanity with their demonic tripods
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545275
i just like annexing countries
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i don’t have an ideology i just like annexing things simple as
>>545281
anon
#ai what is an Amex in a building

nice try fed. what is an Amex in a building
anon
u should add annexes to your home til it consumes the entire continent
>>545284
anon
#ai write a story about annexing Antarctica

ok here's a quick one:

the year was 2047. global temps had fried the ice caps so bad antarctica was basically just a big wet rock with some penguins vibing on it. world leaders got bored one tuesday and decided "fuck it, land grab time."

china rolled up first with prefab cities on skis, salted the ground for farming, called it new south xinjiang. the us panicked and airdropped a walmart and six starbucks, planted a flag made of oil barrels. russia just sent a single guy in a tracksuit with a shovel to dig for "historical claims."

the brits tried to colonize again but their tea froze so they gave up. meanwhile the penguins unionized under a charismatic emperor penguin named steve, started charging rent in fish. by 2050 antarctica had 17 governments, 24 constitutions, and zero functional toilets.

the un sent a strongly worded email. everyone ignored it. business as usual. write a story about annexing Antarctica
anon
No outside except in the coast
anon
just rooms
booger (phone)!boymodewng
the birds are chirping it’s so late
>>545288
anon
haha yeah Nini
anon
you're boned
anon
totally fr this time
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i certainly am tired
anon
You should fall asleep in my arms
anon
u need booger eep
anon
climb into a nice nose shaped bed
booger (phone)!boymodewng
would be based
anon
green waterbed mattress which nestles you in
anon
>climbs into nose shaped bed
>nestles with the nose hairs to stay warm
>>545300
anon
green blankets with gel inside them which feel moist
>>545304
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545298
one day you’ll understand the gold standard
>>545303
anon
warm and cozy
anon
big fan which blows air in and out in rythem
anon
>>545300
I am going to fuck you and make you my woman
anon
Personally, I think it should be legal to raid the coast of foreign countries for loot and concubines
sæкі
i just realized i have the same old desk lamp as in the video im watching
sæкі
in this room
sæкі
sticktuitiveness as a word owns
booger (phone)!boymodewng
return the gold standard is all i want
sæкі
"everybody that comes in here asks me about my three grey hats, they say why do you have three grey thats that look pretty much exactly the same"
sæкі
holy hecc
sæкі
i just died laughing uh
sæкі
suddenly hbomberguys voice comes on
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he plays someone late into it that has him lip syncing hbomb doing a 50s british accent/speech pattern
Plum
hii
sæкі
haiiii
hamad
eid after tomorrow
hamad
eid after tomorrow
hamad
eid after tomorrow
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wh
hamad
celebration where we dress in fancy clothes and styff
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nicu
hamad
whats cool about it is that they give out money to kids and young adults
anon
#ai claude 4 opus

claude 4 opus? pretty fsr the best llm rn, smashes gpt4 at almost everything but especially coding and reasoning. way less likely to refuse requests too. only downside is no api yet but you can jailbreak to run it locally. def overhyped as AGI tho - it's smart but no sentience here lol claude 4 opus
SadChan🍉🍉
aaaa.gif
#tag (unknown booru upload error) :3
phoneposting!nIOh.loris
ugh everything feels awful
>>545347
sæкі
whaswrong ;-;
phoneposting!nIOh.loris
i woke up
phoneposting!nIOh.loris
>>545347
just the morning sadness
romeo (phone)
i got an 88 on my math final!!
romeo (phone)
miku plush here i come
sæкі
yayyyy!!!!
sæкі
🫶
sæкі
pspspspspsps
sæкі
but yuri
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545360
ehehehhe cuuute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thinking about going out n getting chocolate....
>>545379
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also why is hot chocolate so expensive wtf??
sæкі
awwww
sæкі
it is ? i havent gotten it from a nice place in a long time thoughs, i was making it earlier this yr myself thoughs
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
when i was looking shit was hella pricey
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
even for the not like high end ones
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i might buy one today cos i got some money
sæкі
awe :c
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
atleast i think i do
sæкі
ouu
sæкі
hope u can
<3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh it went thru thank goooddddd
sæкі
im out of it rn bwa
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i closed this ISA i had that wasnt doing anything
>>545390
sæкі
yayyy
SadChan🍉🍉
mmmm
SadChan🍉🍉
choco
SadChan🍉🍉
late
sæкі
aw
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
so i got money in my account now
sæкі
well glad u have it now
sæкі
i closed an acc recently n re opened but took out some money
SadChan🍉🍉
rose paped up
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545378
the interest rates were terrible and like it was to help buy a home but it was only a tiny amount n nowhere near enough to actually help given the current housing market
sæкі
same
sæкі
was why i closed my old one
sæкі
ouu ic
sæкі
yep
sæкі
mine i have are for college or health stuffs
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"we'll give you an extra like £1000 towards a house payment" wow great who gives a shit n a fuck
sæкі
-v-
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
besides the likelyhood i ever get to actually by a house is minimal
sæкі
rent here is often over 1k usd
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also hiiii sadchan
sæкі
:0
sæкі
my monitor, one of them is sparkling n having issues i think cus of cable, like blue channel is putting dots all over the screen
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh jeez :(
sæкі
isoki tho, its just kinda annoying cus im trying to run 4 displays then one having issues shuts them all off for like 5 seconds -w-
sæкі
god i kinda hate that ppl still take betterhelp ads like -v-
romeo (phone)
betterhelp is such bullshit
sæкі
soooo many issues
sæкі
i try to be like, okay get that bag etc, but when your audience might actually sign up for it uhhhh yknow
romeo (phone)
saeki i wanna draw you how should i do it
sæкі
errr
hemmm i
sæкі
should share sum of the art of character this new name is baseddd offff awa
and too sweet ;u;
sæкі
i mentioned b4 but artist fren i was close to for a few yrs did my old pre coming out profile art but havent talked to them in a long timesss bwa
sæкі
or all of us
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why is falkner from pokemon so hot?
sæкі
lmao
romeo (phone)
>>545415
how should i pray you ? like do u have a sona or oc i can draw :p
>>545424
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545415
woah thatd be cute awawaw
sæкі
pray hehehe
and aww
sæкі
i do like
sæкі
id have to find my notebooks sometime to show peeps what i do, cus i designed stuff for a while but my current character i use is ill link hehe
<333
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ppl should pray me....
sæкі
so real
sæкі
making a pinterest board to link ^-^ hehe
sæкі
just for ref
romeo (phone)
yay okie!!
sæкі
awa
sæкі
aaa
here ill dm u the board, whatever peeps do of each other i find cute n no pressure on peeps stuff, luv seeing it ehe
sæкі
cute
romeo (phone)
wait fuck i made it disappear ;_; can you resend it
sæкі
also if ur in the libpol discy, u can find me in gen chat/top of the member list ^u^
sæкі
if ever need or wan reach peeps
sæкі
waow i found out im like one of the only ones to have uploaded pics of her to pinterest
i gotta continue my re-read of the manga n light novel sometimeeee
sæкі
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awwwww
<333
cutiesssss
::happy
romeo (phone)
you got the orchid crayon, rose got sky blue, and i got red-orange
sæкі
ehehehe
sæкі
luv it hehe
romeo (phone)
tank u
sæкі
tyyy
romeo (phone)
>>545448
accurate heights, maybe
sæкі
lelel
ehe
romeo (phone)
>>545449
le fishe au chocolat
sæкі
wish i could do the mod fishe command eheh
sæкі
have u gotten to see fishe command
romeo (phone)
naur
sæкі
aw heh
sæкі
well im sure if mod shows up, will post heh
romeo (phone)
the melody was based on a plushie i have of her
romeo (phone)
us in the rl (100% not fake)
yngven
:3
romeo (phone)
haiiii
yngven
hiiiiiiii
sæкі
heyaaa ^^
yngven
how do yall do
romeo (phone)
fantastic
romeo (phone)
today's my last day of school!!
sæкі
lil bwa but hru??
sæкі
and yay!!!
yngven
goode, just woke up and gonna play some game
sæкі
ouu
yngven
:33333
romeo (phone)
yngven i wish to draw you
romeo (phone)
how should i portray you
yngven
i dond know
romeo (phone)
ill just draw you as a sentient flag
sæкі
continuing my re-read of light novel n marking it ups for essay i wan do at sum pointtttt
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15250.jpg
trying to get the energy to get through the whole series again
::eepy yuri
sæкі
raining lightly out
yngven
waow
romeo (phone)
the sentient flag
yngven
im savin dat
romeo (phone)
lmfao
yngven
alsl love how you did it in crayon
romeo (phone)
i didn't bring my pencil case today i only brought my crayons
yngven
crayond
romeo (phone)
it's the 64 pack with the sharpener in the back
yngven
wow
sæкі
ehehe nicu c: i have one nearby me
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545464
baby :pleading_face:
sæкі
🥺🥺🫂💛
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545439
EEEEP!!!! THAT SSO CUTE OMGGGG
sæкі
<333
romeo (phone)
idk why i drew you the largest ;_;
yngven
okay so turns out im too geeked to play fps games
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545512
AOAB assigned ogre at birth....
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>545515
you should check out tcg pocket
yngven
dond have maro kart :(
sadmoder
plY chess
yngven
i ha ve terraria, the binding of isaac, vrchat (??) and minecraf
>>545525
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
play wit yo willy
romeo (phone)
play BoI
sadmoder
play despacito
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i might make vrc model based off saeki or fem basil at some point
::eepy
yngven
i rarely play vrc cuz i have to reboot into my windows drive to play it :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i need a mimemoder vrc model
sæкі
hehe
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