that’s good :)

I would build my boat out of salt

and then have a desalination thing onboard and constantly replace the missing hull

>>546316
>I keep getting bit by spiders
if i ever got bit by a spider i'd be horrified for the rest of my life

>>546347
i know they're probably not that dangerous (most of them) but the idea of a spider touching me let alone biting me is absolutely petrifying

>>546344
he takes care of others..

randyyy!!!!!!!!!

how are you??!

me 2 but I’ll get up within 30 min

>>546350
awww I’m used to them but I known it’s REALLY bad for some peeps

I wonder if it’s instinctual or what

I dunno him

mmm now I want meatloaf

I think maybe it was invented in the Great Depression or wwii but idk

I love meatloaf it’s so goood

>>546375
which is based always go insane when cooking

it’s not really dough though it’s more grain in meat tbh I think

it’s a GOOD concept

mmmmmm

Randy I flipped through a book on learning Russian at the library so now I’m ready to say things you will be very proud of me for

did u know Russian ppl say I think something like ‘good luck’ and then you reply ‘go to the devil’ but it’s a nice thing when ur going off to do smth?

or maybe I misremembered

you start with break a leg though- I thought it was a reply or maybe not

do I say ‘I’m going to create a global empire headquartered in novosibirsk’ and you say ‘go to the devil’ ?

ooooh that sounds advanced

just like u

they should teach language learners nothing but internet slang

skibidi poggers

yes you are

::rat girl

i read there is a tradition w some ppl of sitting for a minute before setting out on a journey

in silence

oh that’s good! I didn’t know if it was too old and cringe or whatever

I think maybe I’ll do that on my next big journey, I always turn back in the first 10 minutes for smth I forgot lmao

that’s healthier anyway to just sit

yay! use ur Russian magic!!!!!

we have to earn it, Russians only use their magic for the true of heart

>>546435
hooot

when making a new Russian friend it’s common to just invite them to your house to drink tea and eat cookies and yap

I like to yap that’s based

in America I think it’s always ‘let’s meet for coffee’ or smth which makes me nervous finding the place or whatevs but also I don’t make new friends generally lol

>>546436
waow do you sell pajamas and knives and a wrap for my car?

that sounds excellent!

ooooh what r u gonna get from there eventually?

>>546449
I’m going to kindnessmaxxx and steal this from them mwah hah hah

>>546460
not enuff knives and pajamas and card and meat loaf mmmmmmm

>>546479
you should get the sticker some day

probably or a book

>>546484
twinky

>>546465
this is speech laws right?

>>546501
waow Russians have a whole codex on stealing while in the independent USA we have to learn ourselves

do you pour your tea in a saucer to sip from it when it’s too hot? supposedly it’s kind of a rural thing world wide, old ppl in USA do it, and supposedly same w Russia I saw online. I do it now I. always burnt myself with trying to just take tiny sips from hot cups

>>546509
dream on

>>546509

>>546518
me being questioned by the fbi:

>>546490
#reply tell me about this thing

zabivaka was the 2018 world cup mascot, that weird wolf thing. people either loved or hated it. some thought it looked fun and energetic, others said it was creepy or weird. honestly, kinda forgettable compared to other mascots. not as bad as some, not as iconic as others. it did its job, i guess. tell me about this thing

>>546506
I would make them all mandatory sort of like making children smoke so everyone got tired of committing crimes by doing all of them

arrested by the полиция of pah lee tsee yeh

im acting erraticaly ppl r worried abt me

i had a dream where i stole all the straight razors from my bfs room and then i used them to kill myself and it hurt a lot i feel like there was probably a spider bniting me in my sleep or something that happens a lot and sometimes when i feel pain in real life while dreaming i feel it in the dream too anyways i need to cut so fucking bad hhhhhhhhhh

>>546552
breaking bad is bad it’s in the name

just have a real job and don’t make drugs lmfao

or if u do make nice ones

like mdma in reasonable amounts or smth

what nice web series y''all can recommend? Preferably light humor

>>546589
It's not light humor, but I'll check it out again. I personally like bfdi, even if its childish ^^

>>546455
one day tho u will

>>546594 I’m hoping if I’m unhingedly against Russia enough they’ll make me one too and then I can buy you stickers

>>546601
it's really funny

>>546563
you should take up sculpture and carve things w knives and such or ur hands if its soft

>>546601
I recently discovered series named Tom and slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey and I think it's great to show it to my lil siblings

>>546608
ahhh to die for France, the dream of all people

people are born hardcore French nationalists and lose this as they age . sad

no u were as a child

u got the tricolor flags confused they played a trick

oh now I need to get an Ireland book and yap to you about that

>>546619
big ass kitty

>>546590
that would be cool but it can make you stupid and disconnected from reality. would be worried morally

>>546603
yes I pray in the direction of the Statue of Liberty 5 times a day

>>546622
Chinese probably invented those colors and we didn’t have colors befor that like they invented books and compasses and shit

>>546639
I only succ cum to so ximbling

>>546612
true.

I liked teen girl squad that was funny

>>546629
I would feel safer w mdma in smaller doses

>>546634
one day America will give us lots of money

>>546655
cute ass dog

seductive bee

oh! you can say listen! at the start of things in Russian to give them pep and emphasis in a nice way, where it would be pushy in English

>>546676
fake ass hedgehog

the Chinese invented
shoes
noses
wood
lamps
pens
dogs
cooking
hair

ah I’ve heard that one before in a different form I think

wait no in the same

>>546701
cute ass bunny

>>546703
I didnt say this

>>546707
you are warping my reality

>>546689
hero

>>546712
stupid ass country

>>546715
LOL

>>546719
he did…

>>546721
сасать

>>546724
неа, рашка уже пососала со своими правами для ее людей