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not trying to ask for legal advice
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lelol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Better Call Saul is gay
>>546573
anon
tea anon is going into mathematical law
>>546560
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im just trying to figure out what the plea was listed on
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546544
By Polina Gagarina?
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thing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546557
No cause Nikolai Yezhov was a manlet
straw bury
im acting erraticaly ppl r worried abt me
>>546582
tea (phone)
>>546553
im never becoming a lawyer its the worst job on earth
>>546561
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Law school is nothing like Ace Attorney I'm suicing
straw bury
i had a dream where i stole all the straight razors from my bfs room and then i used them to kill myself and it hurt a lot i feel like there was probably a spider bniting me in my sleep or something that happens a lot and sometimes when i feel pain in real life while dreaming i feel it in the dream too anyways i need to cut so fucking bad hhhhhhhhhh
>>546571>>546604
tea (phone)
>>546561
i was reading an email
"i cant go in coffee shops"
"why?"
>no response
?????
>>546570
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lel
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lmfao
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ghosted crying
anon
>>546564
lmao did they like sexually harass a starbucks barista
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546563
I saw a dream about some kind of virus and furry fanart of furries infect by it expect it wasn't scary or gorey but fetish
>>546577
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i hab coffee
anon
just have a real job and don’t make drugs lmfao
>>546590
anon
or if u do make nice ones
anon
like mdma in reasonable amounts or smth
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how are u straw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546573
Is Bad (is Bad)
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did u just wake up? eep oki?
anon
>>546559
Like trouble communicating with people or
anon
what nice web series y''all can recommend? Preferably light humor
>>546589
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Earth is a cube
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uhhhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Earth is a cube
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i dunno a ton off the top of my head id rec
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546583
Well uuuhhhh idk fucking Walten Files
>>546596
anon
if I had the adequate set up
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fed posting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I knew Twinkanon was a fed
>>546599
anon
>>546589
It's not light humor, but I'll check it out again. I personally like bfdi, even if its childish ^^
>>546601
anon
>>546594 I’m hoping if I’m unhingedly against Russia enough they’ll make me one too and then I can buy you stickers
>>546603
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hope
anon
>>546563
you should take up sculpture and carve things w knives and such or ur hands if its soft
anon
I would become a fed if they paid me enough tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randalsexual.png
Guys how's my randalsexuality pride flag
anon
>>546601
I recently discovered series named Tom and slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey and I think it's great to show it to my lil siblings
anon
I would also join the French Foreign Legion if college doesn't work out for me
>>546610>>546609
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546608
You're from Lousiana ofc you like France
anon
people are born hardcore French nationalists and lose this as they age . sad
>>546615>>546618
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think Homestar Runner is bretty good
>>546645
sadmoder
people are borm hard
anon
>>546609
I would yeah, also because they are badass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546611
Not me, I was born irish nationalist
anon
no u were as a child
anon
u got the tricolor flags confused they played a trick
>>546622
anon
>>546611
Not me, I am always and forever a French nationalist
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o
anon
oh now I need to get an Ireland book and yap to you about that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546617
Frecnh flag stole the tricolor, red white blue belong to slavs
>>546637
anon
tricolors suck, bring back the fleur de lis
anon
The tricolor and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity
>>546630
anon
>>546590
that would be cool but it can make you stupid and disconnected from reality. would be worried morally
>>546629
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What are we, some kinda Cookie Clicker?
anon
>>546627
I feel like in terms of drugs I could sell, I would feel the least moral consequence for most potential profit selling LSD
>>546650
anon
>>546603
yes I pray in the direction of the Statue of Liberty 5 times a day
>>546634
anon
>>546633
tricolor is referring to the three stripe flags, not just three colors
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So your flag?
>>546638
anon
>>546622
Chinese probably invented those colors and we didn’t have colors befor that like they invented books and compasses and shit
>>546639
anon
>>546636
13 Stripes, 50 Stars, and don't you forget
anon
Red White and BLUE belongs to AMERICA
anon
>>546639
I only succ cum to so ximbling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bing chilling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play chinese man in snow singing
anon
I liked teen girl squad that was funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546644
I would shoot myself
anon
>>546639
I used to be friends with a Chinese student who once told me that the Chinese invented spaghetti and meatballs and pizza. I threw a rock at him.
>>546651>>546653
anon
>>546629
I would feel safer w mdma in smaller doses
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546649
Good response
anon
>>546651
spaghetti is not the same. That'd be like saying that Ford invented the motorcycle
>>546656
anon
>>546634
one day America will give us lots of money
anon
seductive bee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546662
It's funnny
anon
oh! you can say listen! at the start of things in Russian to give them pep and emphasis in a nice way, where it would be pushy in English
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iceiceice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ays ays babeh
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wadduhecc
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546666
Okay you didn't tell me to kill myself, that's good
anon
.play ice ice baby
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wrong Italy??
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Which one is correct? Roman Empire??
>>546681
sadmoder
new jersey is the correct italy
anon
the Chinese invented
shoes
noses
wood
lamps
pens
dogs
cooking
hair
anon
>>546677
No, ITALY is based. The Roman Empire is just okay.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
VANILLA ICE IS A FED HE'S A FED
anon
The Greeks invented sex and the Romans discovered you could do it with women
anon
ah I’ve heard that one before in a different form I think
anon
wait no in the same
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play queen david bowie under pressure
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>implying romans weren't as gay if not gayer than greeks
>>546694
anon
>>546689
#trvke

this has been deboonked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546694
#invert
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whisper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
heyo little mama lemme wisper in yo ear
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wonder where/what kates been up to
>>546704
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ye ik
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i saw here a day to three ago
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I literally saw her yesterday
anon
anon
image.jpg
according to the OFFICIAL BOOK on Russia Moscow is the best and has all the good amenities and is the best forever and ever sorry Randy
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546711
#invert
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546712
Moscow propoganda, as usual
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They can't convince other russians that their shitty city is good so they try othets
>>546718
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546718
Look anon, I know Sobyanin send you to try and convience me to move to Moscow but I know who you are
>>546720
anon
>>546724
неа, рашка уже пососала со своими правами для ее людей
>>546727
anon
I hope it’s less stupid to you anon or you can limit its impact
anon
randal is in charge of it so gets defensive
anon
>>546727
мне кажется факт, того что трансгендерный переход запрещен и гомосексуалов пиздят уже достаточно
>>546730>>546734
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546729
Мы с тобой и так знаем зачем им это нада, не надо дурачком притворяться
>>546732
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546732
Ну смотри, закон приняли в 2023, после СВО. Вот и вся причина
>>546740
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Скрепы
>>546736
anon
>>546735
Вот это да, и так же подтверждает мое утверждение, что рашка пососала
>>546737
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Уж не у Украины ли
anon
>>546733
it doesn’t help birth rates to attack lgbtq . they’re fucked in urban ‘right wing’ places too (significantly)
it’s just posturing bulling bs
>>546743
anon
>>546741
елоел, свошник путинист в левацком форчане с бисексуальным флагом чето вякает
>>546744
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546742
Где я говорил что я путинист? Фантазировать будешь на шарти
>>546745
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546745
Докажи
anon
supporter of russia in my comfy chat, everyone be beware
>>546749
anon
>>546749
>сво
>все с правами людей нормально так то
>еммм, ну у Украины точно не сосала
>>546751
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546750
Я про Украину не слово не говорил
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Вот вообще не слово, это тупо в шутку брошено было
>>546756
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might have vod for clinical trial playing in the bg while i read n work on stuffs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546752
Unfortunately
anon
>>546753
от тебя ожидаемо с темы уходить, Рэндэлфаг
>>546759
anon## admin
privet
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o7
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546756
Где я от темы уходил? Поправил твою логическую дырку (хах) так всё
>>546762
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heyo opwomie
anon## admin
time to turn on google translate...let's see what's cookin...
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ehe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546762
Если ты не аргументируешь то и я не обязан
>>546767
anon
>>546765
Для меня любой челик, который использует сво и дрожит за свою матушку державу путинист, вот и все
>>546769
anon## admin
ok google translate is not perfect with liveposting
anon
tisnt
anon
there probably a good solution- would be cool to eventually display evolving live translation next to posts
>>546774
anon
>>546769
саси русский квирчанин соси да посасывай у своей матери державы
anon## admin
>>546772
it probably just needs to re-run the translate after every space or end of word boundary
anon
yeah exactly and ofc include edits
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only use deepl, too bad it has like 10 languages
anon## admin
i guess i can add an automatic feature for that
anon
swell is supposed to be rly good as are LLMs generally
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:V
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thatd be cool, im on zen and have to translate every msg individually
unless i decided to get an extension
anon## admin
what is zen is that the alien planet in half life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Religion
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browser
anon## admin
oh ok
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haha
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thats xen i think
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ehe
anon## admin
there's a browser named xen?

#ai what is the browser xen

that command won't work. try typing it exactly right without typos or using a valid browser name. what is the browser xen
anon## admin
#wiki (no wikipedia results found) xen browser
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lmao
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zens based off firefox but has stuff like side bars and a lot of comfort features
anon## admin
#ai what is the xen browser

the xen browser is a privacy-focused web browser, often associated with extreme alt-right and extremist groups. it's based on firefox but heavily modified, stripping out telemetry and adding crypto tools. gets flak for its sketchy ties to far-right forums and figures. wouldn't recommend unless you're deep into that scene. what is the xen browser
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's a Forefox mod
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
tryna write a song n i got the chords but idk the words :/ sad
anon## admin
>often associated with extreme alt-right and extremist group
>gets flak for its sketchy ties to far-right forums and figures
>>546809
sadmoder
>extream alt right
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lmao wut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh lmao
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
<rose orlando
anon## admin
BANNING you right NOW
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lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What did I do
anon## admin
not you the person using xen
anon## admin
unless you're also using xen
anon## admin
i mean zen sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I never heard og it
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not using 'xen' hehe
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but it doesnt have crypto features hmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clearly you don't own an airfryer
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thats reminding me more of a description of brave
anon
yeh lol it made it up kinda based on that I think
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the brave devs are so like
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gross
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's been 9 years since the Euro Maidan fiasco yet the pol discussions are all the same, gotta love the stabilit
>>546822
anon
>>546817
situation is similar or same probably
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't actually like discussing politics
>>546826
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Admin plz don't ban I don't support Putin
>>546829
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i enjoy it sometimes but some of the politics convos here just get draining
anon## admin
>>546827
i didn't say i was gonna ban you, the only bannable thing you did once was an antisemitic reference

>>546830
yeah mods decided not to ban you for it i guess due to that inference or it wasn't a permaban at least; i mostly don't follow moderation decisions/actions and leave that to the rest of the team
>>546837
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It was a little trolling
>>546829
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oh god huh
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lol
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ah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I learned my lesson
>>546835
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546829
You're the admin and you don't follow mods' actions? Waow
>>546838
anon## admin
>>546837
i have some awareness of them but don't dig into the details unless there's a dispute/appeal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh btw are you the cishet guy
anon## admin
i am cis and am mostly heterosexual
>>546846
anon## global mod
we are very trustworthy do not look into anything admin thank you
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do you peeps get like
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a lot of appeals?
sadmoder
mostly hetero?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546840
I see
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mods plz dont ban me i didnt know being the number 1 music girl was against the rules ;-;
>>546853
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's uhhh heteroflexible
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>>546847
i could take this multiple ways
anon
>>546849
she is why doesn’t the site explicitly promote roseorlando.bandcamp.com?!!!!
tea (phone)
>>546847
important do you agree that the mods smell
anon## admin
>>546854
i really don't like to give any personal information or whatever, i try to stay detached and vague. i am somewhat bisexual i guess but i think a high percentage of people are a little bit bisexual so i don't really think about it or care
>>546866>>546871>>546864
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yea
shrimp
oh right
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for the best
shrimp
u dont gotta answer
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^v^
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cozy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FLEX
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oh ye
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i gotta re-open krita and work on the blinkie for libpol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
chords are:
E F# D#m G#m
E C# D#m F#
its in the key of B lol
>>546873
sadmoder
happy pride opworm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wha
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w glegle w sunglasses
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happy pride sadmoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is OP a worm
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i hope u can become happimoder for a time
>>546885
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top hugge would be a funny hat
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>546873
F G Em Am
F D Em G
you can play it in the key of C also with all open chords
i did that but my guitars in D# standard
anon
waow… actually saving this hop I’ll do it sum time tho I’ll I know is Em and the one one step down w top string silent so far
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waow
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was cozy song
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>>546885
floor begins shuddering
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546888
Fever?
shrimp
no thats my ac unit thats the temp inside
>>546892
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can someone convert
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i forget the command
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i was eepy
shrimp
>>546892
no just the air the ac unit isnt cooling
shrimp
its just on fan mode
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heh, fan mod
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna go eat soup now seeya
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and oof that temp i feel ur pain
shrimp
i might turn it on but its not QUITE hot or humid enough yet to justify the cost
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
See ya
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my room gets up to 80< f or
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's pretty warm here too, not as hot as may
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over 28 c in the summer
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i hate it
shrimp
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usually once it hits 30 with the humidex i will have a mental health crisis without ac
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the killers brandon keeps breaking his leg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HOO HOOOO
anon
>>546908
what
anon
how
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546908
GarticPhone
anon
nah that's like I don't believe that
shrimp
>fell for it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Are you trolling
shrimp
the story is a meta story about twink not understand about how people cant understand stories in third person
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HOOOO HOOOOOOOO
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heya rask
anon
I just imagine being each character in the story so it becomes 1st person ez
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>>546908
wut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't like reading
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gen. the only text I read these days are creepypasta
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i was continuing my re-read of light novel series earlier im doing a writing thing involving
anon
have you consumed any media by chekhov Randy?
>>546934
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Woof
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is gona be like 24 books
shrimp
chirp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AAAAAAAAAA
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gonna
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546925
Yah, the short story about horse surname is favourite
>>546940
tea (phone)
should i read something cool im debating reading something cool or resuming the book for millenials from last night
>>546944
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i like reading if i have the
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dopamine
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#ksay shrimpiss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>546940
Yeah, it's funny
anon
and by that I mean my tea x twink fanfic
>>546953
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play crazy train but painful
shrimp
oh sick
shrimp
idk what noun to use im sry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Any is good
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