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#ksay gleegloo
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#ksay glungle
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#ksay glehgleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay wehweh
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#ksay thanks for ur attention
>>549277>>549278
SadChan🍉🍉
>>549276
anyone in low churr?
SadChan🍉🍉
>>549276
>>549280
bottom left looks like that son that i hate ::hateson
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>549191
omg its randal
sadmoder
it luzia
sæкі
waow
derrick_phone(Luzia)
it is
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i gave website to a friend
derrick_phone(Luzia)
here is praying wormies
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:o
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yay
Creature_B
no way
anon
why are there so many new users today? Did the site get posted somewhere?
sæкі
and lel rose

but drrick phoafan just invited some1 and some1 else mightve been, idk specifically w today fully
>>549355
anon
also brooding look also probably a bad person
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why do think gerard way is a bad person?
anon
most skinny white men are
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why do i feel so sad n empty chat??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no one online :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goodnight everyone if ur reading this
anon
i cant read
lain from computers
da cyube
straw bury
boymoder goes to da supermarket buys milk cereal bacon bananas apples white bread water bottles diet cokes
>>549353>>549354
shimp
te
lain from computers
te
sæкі
hai lain bwa
anon
i wish the wheels of freight train would crush my skull
anon
I wish the lips of my head uh pain would kiss your full
anon
wha
anon
waow lotsa posts I gotta catch up I don’t think I will fully
anon
this is so sad. chat
anon
I’m trying to fix the dish washer but it hard :<
anon
>>549336
he must be boypregnant w all the food cravings
anon
>>549308
I wonder who the mystery guest is- it could be any one of us!! this is like clue
anon
#ai friend went

sorry to hear that. hope you're doing okay. friend went
anon
#ai friend went for walk 6km, hiccups wouldn’t stop and hurt abdomen. how to treat?

hiccups that last a long time and cause pain might need medical attention. try drinking cold water slowly or holding breath briefly. if it persists or gets worse, go to a doc. could be irritation or something more serious. rest and deep breaths may help short-term. friend went for walk 6km, hiccups wouldn’t stop and hurt abdomen. how to treat?
straw bury
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>>549383
raskonilnkov i think ur so cool
::bury
0.6083% booger!boymodewng
.play bible on the dash corb lund
anon
did my clone do anything evil while I was away
anon
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lets jusr say............ dirty bomm.........
::ebil
anon
Wha- NO don't bomb people!!!
anon
I am going to have to (redacted for hornyposting) you for that
>>549406
anon
Maybe
anon
lowkey tho i would fuck a clone of myself
>>549413
anon
>>549405
We must gather together and have a four twink gangbang
anon
This is the meaning of ragnarok
anon
i will make each of you my woman
anon
Based
anon
Hello, wanna bang?
anon
Now is the time to hornypost, the mods cant ban all of us!
>>549419
anon
>>549416
True! They can't get all of us.
anon
>>549417
Do you want to get with me and my clones?
anon
This is basically just advanced gooning since we are all clones.
anon
we are a gestalt consciousness
anon
>>549417
All of our twink bodies squeezing you between us while we commune with each other telepathically
anon
(we are all spreading rumors and gossiping about you)
anon
we are sharing stock tips and networking opportunities
>>549428
anon
i concur.
anon
opinions on roving bands of twinks terrorizing the city after dark?
anon
i believe they are doing god's work.
anon
I concur.
anon
the world shall be our concubine.
>>549435
anon
I am tipsy and watching Constantine
anon
should I invite someone over
anon
I am multiplying
anon
>>549445
Soon you will have multiple horny twinks closing in on your area and we can have a foursome
anon
strawgirl im sorry, but i am leaving you. i have never truly loved you. goodbye
anon
The gestalt consciousness is scaring away the hoes
anon
why do we need the hoes? do we not have each other? join me for another goonsesh, comrades
anon
We do that thing from the matrix that Agent Smith does where we stick our hands in people and they become one of us, but instead of our hands it is our penises
anon
and instead of them turning all black and reflective they turn white
0.6154% booger!boymodewng
.play big iron marty robbins
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guh
sæкі
working on smth n ded
anon
greetings saeki
anon
hello saeki
sæкі
heya
anon
Would you like to join our gestalt consciousness? We can snuggle you
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isokey
anon
*hugs o so tight and nuzzles ur face :3
sæкі
doing spreadsheet to try and set smth up for a work thing related to video project w someone davesprites put me in contact w n trying to draft a message now
>>549473
anon
*bridal carries you around and cuddles you* :3
anon
>>549471
purrs like a cat and hops up into ur lap :3 nyaaaa gimme headpats plsssssss saeki awaawawawa ilyyyyyyyy nyaa meow meow meow ^w^
anon
literally purrs like a little kitty cat and wraps us up in blankets :3
sæкі
theres two twinkanons now guh
>>549481
sæкі
fake
anon
we both rub against your legs and cuddle you :3
0.6162% booger!boymodewng
.play be gay, do drugs hail satan
anon
I don't have rune reader on phone so I don't know what is being communicated
anon
who's the real one?! ;-; will we ever know
sæкі
theres a twink among us
anon
ask me something only the real twinknon would know
anon
We are so smart we should make babies
>>549493
anon
>>549492
i would get a clone of me pregnant
anon
me too
anon
we are geniuses
anon
>>549479
We are very recognizable
anon
yes yes, i do concur.
0.6163% booger!boymodewng
.play troble in the country corb lund
anon
I agree very much so, fantastic stock tip
anon
we will make billions
anon
I concur.
anon
>>549515
raskol
anon
Would you like a pair of twinks to dote on you and carry you around in our arms
anon
if you are just now looking back on the previous posts, i can assure you that i have taken my meds
sæкі
guh i'm trying to
sæкі
get into being able to write like
anon
>>549520
But more is always better, and we got plenty to love
sæкі
professional communication n stuff as i usually just get into this way of writing for essays
sæкі
(believe it or not, i do not — i try not to message like this in my work stuffs guh, unless we're frens)
>>549526
anon
>>549525
its ok to vent saeki we all love u
sæкі
mwah
anon
We love your writing saeki!
anon
>>549531
You should be snuggled and we should make you a plate of cookies for you to nibble on while you work
sæкі
!!!
straw bury
uh oh my mask slipped off
sæкі
u saw nothing
anon
im very stupid when it comes to writing
>>549553
anon
comrade, would you like to discuss the current rates of prices in the maritime leisure cruising industry?
anon
sobs
anon
We should be discussing the 30 year treasury bond yields and incorporating the recent credit rating downgrade in our discussion of the market conditions, making money is all about the fundamentals
>>549551
tea
#ai whats the scariest thing out there

doesn't even have a specific name, but it's out there—sleep paralysis. imagine waking up completely frozen, with something unseen pulling you down or lurking in the corner, watching. no control, no voice. completely invisible but so *real*. that or the concept of rogue black holes lurking undetected in our solar system. slow but unstoppable cosmic erasure. whats the scariest thing out there
>>549552
0.6165% booger!boymodewng
.play cows around corb lund
0.6166% booger!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
0.6167% booger!boymodewng
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH COWS AROUND
0.6168% booger!boymodewng
#ai LIST THE COW TYPES

1. holstein (black and white, most common)
2. jersey (light brown, smaller, high butterfat milk)
3. ayrshire (red and white)
4. guernsey (golden milk)
5. brown swiss (big and gray-brown)
6. hereford (red with white face, usually beef not dairy)
7. black angus (all black, beef)
8. highland (shaggy, long horns, cold hardy)
9. zebu (humpback, tropical)
10. belgian blue (insane muscles)

there's more but those are some main ones. LIST THE COW TYPES
anon
>>549545
i concur. can we discuss this further in two business days? i am fucking a transgender ladyboy in 2 hours and i need to get ready
>>549555
anon
>>549542
No! Not if you have a pair of twinks doting on you and making you cookies and giving you a shoulder massage and kissing your forehead.
>>549568
tea
who's the real twinkanon
anon
>>549555
I do not know what those runes say, but I would never say ladyboy, this is a glitch in the matrix
anon
>>549558
Neither, instead you should let us shoot our (redacted for hornyposting) onto your face
tea
twinkanon find the continuation
1. e4 c5
2. ?
>>549566
tea
you're white
tea
fuck i forgot that neither of them would know this
anon
uhhhh
anon
>>549562
Trick question, I always transmute to the Danish Gambit whether it makes sense or not
>>549569
anon
drat
tea
>>549566
you uh... don't.... but i would believe twinkanon would say this
>>549574
anon
>>549568
Simple, your writing would improve if you had two twinks doting on you and taking care of you and massaging you and also whispering kind things into your ear
anon
FUCK
anon
foiled again
anon
>>549569
Oh yeah? And would twink anon also discuss his intense desire to be mated (in chess)???
>>549577
0.6169% booger!boymodewng
#ai list all of the types of cows

here's a quick list of common cow types by primary use:

- **dairy cows**: holstein, jersey, guernsey, ayrshire, brown swiss
- **beef cows**: angus (black/red), hereford, wagyu, charolais, limousin
- **dual-purpose**: shorthorn, simmental, devon, normande
- **rare/niche breeds**: highland, belted galloway, zebu, ankole-watusi

let me know if you want details on a specific one. list all of the types of cows
straw girl
i am done living a lie
anon
>>549577
You're right, I keep that a secret and throw instead
tea
i have a ner
anon
>>549573
I agree. You should let us do this
anon
>>549580
I am going to make you my woman and we are going to go out for a nice date where do you want to eat when I take you out for a nice date
tea
did u know spanish food is really good
>>549588
anon
>>549587
Oh yes! There is a uh how is it spelled Paella (???) place near me that is good
tea
blood comes from blood vessels actually
anon
>>549591
im doing this right noiw actually
straw girl
?????? doesnt blood just like swim around in ur body?
tea
yes but it originates from blood vessels
anon
ur heart make the blood
tea
no your heart is what filters out the bad blood
straw girl
wait so where does the blood come from
tea
the blood vessels
anon
oh..
anon
false, bone marrow
anon
blood cells are made from the bones
>>549609
anon
yumm
straw girl
where do the blood vessels come from
>>549611
tea
>>549608
other blood vessels (e.g. your mother)
anon
ur pretty stupid then straw girl
>>549615
straw girl
yeah people always say im a bit slow
anon
>>549609
I am going to take you out for a nice Spanish tapas dinner and then we are going to walk around the neighborhood at night and just feel the night then you are going to turn to look at me and I will caress your cheek and kiss you then I will make you my woman
>>549626
straw girl
>>549618
no it was true i kinda like being stupid anyways lole
straw girl
smart ppl r cute
anon
im pretty stupid
straw girl
we should bash our heads into each other so we become even stupider
anon
ow
tea
>>549619
#edit replace "caress your cheek and kiss you" with "stab u and gut u like a fish"
>>549627
tea
last guy who tried to do this to me said the same thing just #nooticing
>>549633
anon
I am going to take you slow dancing and I am going to dance with you while holding you from behind and rest my chin on your shoulder while feeling your warmth against my chess and I will whisper sweet nothings into your ear and make you my woman
>>549635
straw girl
anon
I am intoxicated a bit!
anon
wah
anon
I need a cute girl to rest my head on her lap plz
>>549647
0.6170% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp come here
>>549649
straw girl
>>549638
*smacks u over the head with a snake skin*
anon
owow
anon
>>549647
I AM TALKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW SHE NEEDS TO GET A CUTE PURSE
anon
AAAA CUTE GIRL IN CHAT
anon
Multiple cute girls even
anon
waow….
tea
gay text
anon
waaaaah she’s taking away the cute girl from us nooooo!!!!
0.6175% booger!boymodewng
>>549664
that's not the message
0.6177% booger!boymodewng
>>549675
#change sad to happy
lain from computers
>>549675
i will do that but i fear she won't care
lain from computers
>>549678
of course... im sorry to bring you the bad news
anon
women need to know their place
>>549686
anon
>>549683
yes!
anon
>>549684
Their place is to be kissed and doted on by me and then I will (redacted for hornyposting) them after taking them out and holding them and giving them good food and stuff
>>549688>>549691
lain from computers
>>549686
#edit make it so this user sounds like they were taped to a really fast spinning pole
0.6179% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
0.6180% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
0.6181% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
shrimp
hi
0.6182% booger!boymodewng
why is ksay not working
shrimp
did you get my message
0.6183% booger!boymodewng
no i don't hate you lain said she hates you
tea
#ksay shrnimp
straw girl
>>549695
shrimp i love u ur so cool ur like one of the coolest people here shrimp we all love u
>>549705
shrimp
is it not working? is a video playing?
0.6184% booger!boymodewng
no i don't hate you lain said she hates you
0.6185% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
0.6186% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim
0.6187% booger!boymodewng
it's not working for me
shrimp
no affection makes me uncomfortable
>>549713
0.6189% booger!boymodewng
>>549714
thank you i appreciate it
tea
shrimp i have an average opinion of you.
>>549720
straw girl
yeah shrimp ur ok i guess
shrimp
thank u all ur all very kind
0.6191% booger!boymodewng
how dare you say that about my queen
0.6192% booger!boymodewng
you must have a high opinon
anon
Shrimp, if I had to evaluate you, I would give you a passing grade but perhaps not an exceptipnal one
shrimp
i cant handle this attention
shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>549726
tea
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
oh no i feel bad
0.6194% booger!boymodewng
>>549730
i know u know i am but what are you
anon
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>549738
shrimp
no
shrimp
oh man
shrimp
i gotta stop doing that
shrimp
i wish we could unban form that command i feel bad for tea
0.6195% booger!boymodewng
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
N O
lain from computers
what does that command do
lain from computers
im going to try it
shrimp
its a NO STOP
lain from computers
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shrimp
straw girl i think we're the only ones left
>>549754
straw girl
::gem
anon
no such thing as a gem!
anon
its all coal...
shrimp
thank god another anon
straw girl
what r we gonna do
shrimp
idk....
shrimp
theyre all gone... for 15 minutes....
anon
oh thats so sad
straw girl
i cant live without them........ im gonna do it.......
shrimp
yeah its a 15 minute self ban
anon
so sade
shrimp
sobs
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