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tea
who's the real twinkanon
anon
>>549555
I do not know what those runes say, but I would never say ladyboy, this is a glitch in the matrix
anon
>>549558
Neither, instead you should let us shoot our (redacted for hornyposting) onto your face
tea
twinkanon find the continuation
1. e4 c5
2. ?
>>549566
tea
you're white
tea
fuck i forgot that neither of them would know this
anon
uhhhh
anon
>>549562
Trick question, I always transmute to the Danish Gambit whether it makes sense or not
>>549569
anon
drat
tea
>>549566
you uh... don't.... but i would believe twinkanon would say this
>>549574
anon
>>549568
Simple, your writing would improve if you had two twinks doting on you and taking care of you and massaging you and also whispering kind things into your ear
anon
FUCK
anon
foiled again
anon
>>549569
Oh yeah? And would twink anon also discuss his intense desire to be mated (in chess)???
>>549577
0.6169% booger!boymodewng
#ai list all of the types of cows

here's a quick list of common cow types by primary use:

- **dairy cows**: holstein, jersey, guernsey, ayrshire, brown swiss
- **beef cows**: angus (black/red), hereford, wagyu, charolais, limousin
- **dual-purpose**: shorthorn, simmental, devon, normande
- **rare/niche breeds**: highland, belted galloway, zebu, ankole-watusi

let me know if you want details on a specific one. list all of the types of cows
straw girl
i am done living a lie
anon
>>549577
You're right, I keep that a secret and throw instead
tea
i have a ner
anon
>>549573
I agree. You should let us do this
anon
>>549580
I am going to make you my woman and we are going to go out for a nice date where do you want to eat when I take you out for a nice date
tea
did u know spanish food is really good
>>549588
anon
>>549587
Oh yes! There is a uh how is it spelled Paella (???) place near me that is good
tea
blood comes from blood vessels actually
anon
>>549591
im doing this right noiw actually
straw girl
?????? doesnt blood just like swim around in ur body?
tea
yes but it originates from blood vessels
anon
ur heart make the blood
tea
no your heart is what filters out the bad blood
straw girl
wait so where does the blood come from
tea
the blood vessels
anon
oh..
anon
false, bone marrow
anon
blood cells are made from the bones
>>549609
anon
yumm
straw girl
where do the blood vessels come from
>>549611
tea
>>549608
other blood vessels (e.g. your mother)
anon
ur pretty stupid then straw girl
>>549615
straw girl
yeah people always say im a bit slow
anon
>>549609
I am going to take you out for a nice Spanish tapas dinner and then we are going to walk around the neighborhood at night and just feel the night then you are going to turn to look at me and I will caress your cheek and kiss you then I will make you my woman
>>549626
straw girl
>>549618
no it was true i kinda like being stupid anyways lole
straw girl
smart ppl r cute
anon
im pretty stupid
straw girl
we should bash our heads into each other so we become even stupider
anon
ow
tea
>>549619
#edit replace "caress your cheek and kiss you" with "stab u and gut u like a fish"
>>549627
tea
last guy who tried to do this to me said the same thing just #nooticing
>>549633
anon
I am going to take you slow dancing and I am going to dance with you while holding you from behind and rest my chin on your shoulder while feeling your warmth against my chess and I will whisper sweet nothings into your ear and make you my woman
>>549635
straw girl
anon
I am intoxicated a bit!
anon
wah
anon
I need a cute girl to rest my head on her lap plz
>>549647
0.6170% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp come here
>>549649
straw girl
>>549638
*smacks u over the head with a snake skin*
anon
owow
anon
>>549647
I AM TALKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW SHE NEEDS TO GET A CUTE PURSE
anon
AAAA CUTE GIRL IN CHAT
anon
Multiple cute girls even
anon
waow….
tea
gay text
anon
waaaaah she’s taking away the cute girl from us nooooo!!!!
0.6175% booger!boymodewng
>>549664
that's not the message
0.6177% booger!boymodewng
>>549675
#change sad to happy
lain from computers
>>549675
i will do that but i fear she won't care
lain from computers
>>549678
of course... im sorry to bring you the bad news
anon
women need to know their place
>>549686
anon
>>549683
yes!
anon
>>549684
Their place is to be kissed and doted on by me and then I will (redacted for hornyposting) them after taking them out and holding them and giving them good food and stuff
>>549688>>549691
lain from computers
>>549686
#edit make it so this user sounds like they were taped to a really fast spinning pole
0.6179% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
0.6180% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
0.6181% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
shrimp
hi
0.6182% booger!boymodewng
why is ksay not working
shrimp
did you get my message
0.6183% booger!boymodewng
no i don't hate you lain said she hates you
tea
#ksay shrnimp
straw girl
>>549695
shrimp i love u ur so cool ur like one of the coolest people here shrimp we all love u
>>549705
shrimp
is it not working? is a video playing?
0.6184% booger!boymodewng
no i don't hate you lain said she hates you
0.6185% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim shprimp
0.6186% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shrimp shrip shirmmp shrprim
0.6187% booger!boymodewng
it's not working for me
shrimp
no affection makes me uncomfortable
>>549713
0.6189% booger!boymodewng
>>549714
thank you i appreciate it
tea
shrimp i have an average opinion of you.
>>549720
straw girl
yeah shrimp ur ok i guess
shrimp
thank u all ur all very kind
0.6191% booger!boymodewng
how dare you say that about my queen
0.6192% booger!boymodewng
you must have a high opinon
anon
Shrimp, if I had to evaluate you, I would give you a passing grade but perhaps not an exceptipnal one
shrimp
i cant handle this attention
shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>549726
tea
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
oh no i feel bad
0.6194% booger!boymodewng
>>549730
i know u know i am but what are you
anon
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>549738
shrimp
no
shrimp
oh man
shrimp
i gotta stop doing that
shrimp
i wish we could unban form that command i feel bad for tea
0.6195% booger!boymodewng
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
N O
lain from computers
what does that command do
lain from computers
im going to try it
shrimp
its a NO STOP
lain from computers
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shrimp
straw girl i think we're the only ones left
>>549754
straw girl
::gem
anon
no such thing as a gem!
anon
its all coal...
shrimp
thank god another anon
straw girl
what r we gonna do
shrimp
idk....
shrimp
theyre all gone... for 15 minutes....
anon
oh thats so sad
straw girl
i cant live without them........ im gonna do it.......
shrimp
yeah its a 15 minute self ban
anon
so sade
shrimp
sobs
lain from computers
i figured out a trick to get unbanned lol
>>549774
shrimp
DONT DO IT
shrimp
PLEASE
shrimp
THEYLL BE BACK
shrimp
oh thank god
faye
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
i did it!
shrimp
FAYE
anon
yahoo
straw girl
obliterated right as she stepped in the door
shrimp
typical dog
shrimp
behaviour
anon
puppy girls...
lain from computers
>>549774
i will have to tell opworm
anon
lol. virtue
lain from computers
probably bad for the board
sæкі
guh
anon
buh
lain from computers
saeki
lain from computers
hello
sæкі
hai læin
sæкі
trying to draft a professional esc message to sendddd, got what i kinda needed to done w formatting n doing a good bit of research + spreadsheet
but gotta add n then send a e-mail esc communication
sæкі
tummy unhappy from stress
hru and wassup :v
straw girl
saeki ur rlly smart
sæкі
bwaaa i wish . . .
sæкі
>////<
sæкі
aaa
sæкі
smarter cutie though bwa
anon
im proably like the smartest
anon
no a different artist
anon
but that ones good
straw girl
man i wish i was a girl
>>549809
lain from computers
>>549808
#edit wish i was -> love being
sæкі
>>549810
ur a pretty girl, thaswhat
sæкі
;3;
sæкі
reee
straw girl
ur sweet saeki
sæкі
ur sweetest bwaaaa
sæкі
-3-
sæкі
stressy abt this gosh hecc
>>549822
straw girl
>>549821
just know that im cuddling the fuck outta u rn ok?
sæкі
ehehehe
<33
sæкі
n u 2 @ ////@
anon
im only cuddling my pilloow rn tbch
sæкі
awe
sæкі
mhmmm
sæкі
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im having krat to help cope for a few . .
::hug
anon
hello!
sæкі
heya
anon
Hi!
anon
Can I make you cookies saeki
sæкі
would eat n make w peeps. . .
anon
Please I need someone to bite my arm!!!
anon
bites arm
lain from computers
>>549837
what are you talking about
anon
i did it
tea
fml girl who thinks im a cis guy is asking me out
anon
thank you...
tea
why does this always happen i don't want people to actually fall for boymoding me
tea
boymoder me is the worst stop liking them
>>549847
anon
it sucks
anon
>>549845
That's why I would not let you boymode, either way you should prob just uh... I would say you should prob say nah and reject
tea
reject her yeah it's immoral to do otherwise
>>549851
tea
not that i would date her if she knew
tea
but its just annoying that im attractive as a guy in some manner
>>549853
anon
>>549848
Yeah it's not even reality the morality, more just like that is going to be horrible for you to go through.
anon
>>549850
Many traits which are attractive are unisex
anon
meow
anon
om gi hate those things
anon
i hate deep sea creatures
anon
oh wow. thanks u
tea
my dad is an ai grifter. life is worse this way.
straw girl
sometimes i watch this between sets at the gym
tea
he doesn't google anything anymore. it's all just ai.
tea
rather than google maps
anon
>>549865
Oh that reminds me that facebook is building three new natural gas plants in my state to run their AI datacenters fuck this gay earth can we just start nuking aibros
>>549872
anon
nuke the whole planet!
anon
can we kill everyone!
straw girl
14653.jpg
nuke capitol hill nuke washington state nuke king county nuke alaska
::nuke
anon
i hate this video!
tea
>>549867
i mean honestly whatever. ai just is stupid but it doesn't matter.
>>549874
straw girl
in the psych ward they gave us like two days every week to like use supervized youtube on these tablet things and this one kid who was always fighting guards and other inpatients would watch this shit every time lmaooooooo
anon
>>549872
we have uh up north in Lousiana is called cancer alley because the rates of cancer increase tremendously due to all the chemical and natural gas plants
anon
why do they need to supervise the ipad! let me watch trollface phonk compilations in peace!
>>549876
straw girl
>>549875
so they know ur not watching anything thats gonna trigger ur suicidal urges
>>549881
straw girl
they wouldnt let me read berserk outside my room
anon
that sucsk...
anon
i remember when i almost got sent to the psych ward
straw girl
never get sent to the psych ward its a bunch of horseshit
anon
ok o7
straw girl
i got put in a relatively good psych ward and it was fucking useless
anon
aw no :(
anon
that sucks so much
0.6197% booger!boymodewng
i'm back
0.6198% booger!boymodewng
also twink anon is cheating on
0.6199% booger!boymodewng
me
0.6200% booger!boymodewng
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
straw girl
twinknon listens to slowed bass boosted phonkk with reverb while bridal carrying several trannies
sæкі
gosh im nervous ughhhh
sæкі
its getting late i need to send this
sæкі
;-;
anon
i beleive in you
sæкі
reaching out to someone ive never spoken to before directly with a work thing and sorta pitch
tea
actually my life is 90% done
>>549907
anon
'saaame
anon
>>549903
False! You haven't even married me yet!!!!
anon
>>549906
Damn you look fucking fine as fuck for an 89 year old I need me a gmilf damn
tea
gylf
anon
>>549909
more like ggilf cause once I'm in that ass it's good game I'm gonna cum in under a minute
>>549914
straw girl
i like to think that if i was a little kd these days that i would not fall prey to the phonk trollface edits but my subconscious mind knows thats not true
anon
>>549914
I am drunk and untamed, I am going to uh.... sexually harass you
anon
Also I am proving to whoever I am DMing that I am me!!!
tea
im not dming you
anon
No not you silly
tea
i know just saying if u didnt know
>>549921
anon
Someone else is DMing me!!!
anon
>>549919
I am just saying in case you didn't know but you are really sexy and you should wear a cute necklace to draw attention to your decolletage
tea
actually cute necklaces just make me look weird
>>549923
anon
You need to find the right necklace!!! But you would look really cute with a lil'one that just sort of twinkles a bit on your chest and draws attention to your neck and that general area because you look really nice there!
straw girl
HOGWARTS??????????
anon
weh
anon
>>549927
I would take you shopping if I could!
anon
no u wouldnt
anon
u lie
anon
Yes I would, and I would make you dress up for me and I would style you up and make you sexy
anon
And also my woman
tea
chat what do i do if a friend who i dont wanna come out to wants to meet up
>>549936
anon
wow, that sounds great! i dont wanna be ur woman though
>>549935
anon
>>549934
Tooo BAD I am going to like uh.... idk what being my woman entails aside from like me doting on you and also uh banging
>>549938
tea
>>549936
i don't know. i think she thinks we're closer than we really are.
>>549939
anon
>>549937
hmm... I am sorry I am not too much help here because my experience is different from yours BUT I would say that you should do what makes you comfortable but not necessarily recede into your shell if you trust this gal I think uh... idk I don't wanna push you but I say you go "fuck it we ball"
tea
i've grown to dislike her because i associate being around her with boymoding which is too bad because she's pretty nice. and i like being around her. but its the kind of thing where i never wanna go outta my way to spend a day like that
>>549941>>549942
tea
>>549940
#edit change "i like being around her" to "i like talking with her"
anon
>>549940
Yeah I suspect it can be painful, but it also (and I don't wanna be too presumptious because I don't share your experience) seems like uh this is the hazard of boymoding and why at a certain point you do gotta say fuck it we ball. I understand if you don't wanna come out to her, but if she is a good person and all that, you are gonna be hurting yourself in the long term. idk I can't tell you what to do cause this is not my area of expertise, but I want to uh encourage you as much as I can sorry for rambling I am intoxicated
tea
drinkanon
anon
Maybe ye
anon
I did uh like five irish car bombs
anon
interesting...
anon
>>549947
I would not kill the Brits, I am a lover not a fighter!
tea
not a fighter
anon
>>549950
Not when I get my hands on you bitch you are gonna be the sexiest girl in all of Canada!
anon
I am gonna doll you up and make everybody be like DAMN I want a piece of that ass
sæкі
OKAY
anon
But they won't get any!!! Because I am gonna be reaching under your skirt and grabbin it already, cause you will be my woman!! But is okay if you wanna do it with them, I like sharing and you should definitely be with a sexy Canadian mounty or whateverr they have up there
sæкі
AAA
anon
good job!
anon
proud of u
tea
ill think abt what to do
anon
>>549961
Go walk ur dog cutie! I am here if you need me or we can play chess or smthn
anon
>>549964
Saeki you did alot of work and that is good!
sæкі
god god god
sæкі
panic
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