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anon
Okay I want to post a funny video I just saw but it is also blatantly a fetish video but it is hilarious
>>552711
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552709
Share catbox link, I wanna check it out
anon
It's a recreation of a Boston Dynamics video but instead of a robot getting pushed around it's a girl in a latex catsuit
>>552716
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rouge the bat...
finch
WIDER THAN SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
The Beatles bird
anon
>>552716
You should, latex is hot this is not a hornypost just a statement of taste
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sometimes there are questions we shouldn't ask ourselves if we don't want to encounter the centipede dilema
anon
>>552640
so it turns out hes actually pretty bad at managing companies lole
>>552739
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552719
.play hey guys im in new york city
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my wifi connection so dogwater bro
anon
It is literally
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways im rlly gay
anon
an exact recreation of this video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why kick robot robot have feelings too :(
>>552735
finch
>>552719
no way where i am going to come to you and give you a pokemon card
>>552729
finch
im not. at the airport i am at my house
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well you should be
finch
cyriak type shit
SadChan🍉🍉
where is that video of that someone animated where the BD robots were bullied and they had enough and started beating his ass? xD
>>552757>>552737
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Go to airport
nona
libpol meetup at the minneapolis airport
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552733
Robocop 3
anon
>>552720
damn I need to get hired by Elon for a billion dollars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God damn not da Okina flower
anon
>>552740
this is ok mods this is actually traditional Russian culture
anon
what a wonderful video
anon
not sexual
finch
i dont actually want to meet any libpol users because in my mind everyones prettier than me and ill be sad
nona
.play gle gle
anon
>>552719
poggers I already started my tea
anon
Moderator I SUMMON THEE
kate
>>552746
did ya mean to post that one?
nona
MODS MODS MODS
finch
its cool that youre in my city though. the big M
anon
>>552746
excuse me randalfag, that's guro of my comfort character
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No I didny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No I didnt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is this UI sobad
kate
Ya gotta learn to name your files better
>>552767
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate myself
anon
>>552764
I play Russian Roulette with my files
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Please ban me I can't post here
>>552774
anon
idc
nona
i wish r9k was a blue board...its fun but shitty to use in public with all the dicks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wanted to upload a fucking Okina meme
raskolnikov
Goodbye randalfag
anon
do it clean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wdym how long
anon## global mod
sory maybe i misunderstood
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can somebody just tell me how to delete files if it's even possible
anon## global mod
do u want mento health ban
anon## global mod
i deleted it for u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thanks
anon## global mod
o7
finch
bweh
anon
Moderator can I post a funny video that is somewhat fetishy
>>552792
anon## global mod
in the future, you can #throw/#give/etc another image to delete the first one
>>552791
kate
A lil x above an image could work too like how leftypol does it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552789
Okay, I'll remeber that
anon## global mod
>>552787
sure but ill give u a lil wrist slap if it's bad ;)
finch
THEYRE BEING SO MEAN TO THE ROBOT STOPP
anon
It's just a boston dynamics parody but with a girl in a latex catsuit
anon## global mod
idk im taking my government mandated smoke break its up to the next mod
finch
THEYRE SO MEANNN POOR LITTLE FELLA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When do I get mandated vape breaks
anon
>>552796
that is a lumpsucker id know that face anywhere
anon
>>552801
I wasn't going to post anything too horny
anon
they are going to kill me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I expected more from your descriptoob
>>552806
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552804
>descriptoob
Lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552805
Very beautiful very powerful
anon
#fish 🐟
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#bounce
anon
>he still doesn't know the bounce glitch
>>552813
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552811
I have 69 IQ plz dont bully
nona
bottom left picture is so bad
anon
did you know pacific spiny lumpsuckers is why you can buy cheap and tasty farmed salmon?
>>552820
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552810
It does have fitting lips for the name tho
anon
it is a very important agricultural animal
anon
They are parasite eaters and they allow you to farm fish extremely densely. chemical antiparasitics stress the fish too much to make good meet. the co farming of pacific spiny lumpsuckers is unironically a super important factor of our ability to farm fish
>>552853
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552812
I had a classmate who looked like this, we called her Poleno
>>552826
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552820
Hello free doctor
anon
its called a lumpsucker because it has a sucker on the bottom made of its anal fins
anon
ot maybe caudal fins i forget
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552830
Woman detected
anon
the lump part is on account of its shaped like a lump
finch
lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its fucked up that girls are in america
>>552840
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
when they should be here with me
>>552852
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552837
There are girls in America?????
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yes and theyre super pretty!!!
>>552844
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552839
Yeah, I never played her game but the theme(s) are bomb
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play okina matara theme
kate
>>552799
you could make a sports event out of this where people in drone suits try to do sports
>>552851
anon
pacific spiny lumpsuckers are very important and lovely friends to us ^_^ always remember be nice to them and say thank you for your service lumpsucker
>>552905
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Garden eels sweep
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody wanna organise competitive breastfeeding tournament
anon
>>552846
I think it's funny and cute
nona
im sorry
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
;-;
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes so far away im so sad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CAM ON ENGERLANDDDD
finch
im in my house and my car is broken what should i do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I live in a shithole
>>552863
finch
i do not livr in a walkable neighborhood
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
America moment
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552863
No, farway from that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Looks AI generated but okay
>>552874
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552872
Good place to be eaten by a wendigo
anon
I would be so much safer in real civilization such as novosibirsk:<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552874
Try me
finch
whack
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Missed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Roll D20
>>552881
finch
fuck
anon
#15d20
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
anon
#10d20 (1 + 4 + 9 + 15 + 4 + 7 + 7 + 14 + 19 + 2 = 82)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao
derrick_phone(Luzia)
I MISSED YOU
finch
worms
derrick_phone(Luzia)
OMG
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HAVENT BEEN ACTUVE YODAY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552888
Full of worms
anon
#derrick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay fuck cops
anon
>>552899
i hate beinf sooooober dont smell no one smoking me and my wormies gon roll up cause damn i hate being sooober
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552899
Me too, but I'm not american
anon
>>552801
the anticipation is always better
finch
burn victim yaoi
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i like it here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm boozing
finch
im laying in bed my sleep schedule is so fucked
derrick_phone(Luzia)
im latina in my bed rn
>>552912
tea (phone)
prof
tea (phone)
prog* FUCK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Phrog
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play i love latinas sonic
anon
phlog pyro
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>552919
omg no way, strapped to a missile?
derrick_phone(Luzia)
do u want help
finch
no i want to explode
derrick_phone(Luzia)
incel
derrick_phone(Luzia)
the word is incel
>>552930
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who gaslighitng your audience
finch
frick my stupid moid incel ugly nerd life....
>>552941
anon
fakecel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Adam was the first incel inshallah
>>552938
derrick_phone(Luzia)
im an inincel
shanonymous
adam praymaxxing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552938
That means the HH depiction is actually 100% biblically accurate
anon
also this reminds me that i actually need to finish at least one of the 2hu games
finch
i wish losing weight was a faster process i am so sick of looking like chris chan
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i believe in you
nona
same i got a fucking potbelly bro it shows thru my clothes its TERRzbBILE
>>552953
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay guys I will confess, I actually lied I'm a fakecel and I've been married to a girl for about 4 years now I'm so sorry
>>552958
finch
>>552955
im not small im just more horizontal than you
anon
>>552952
Omg do u get to kiss her can she come on here do u play chess?
>>552962
raskolnikov
I thought Randalfag got kill
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I lived
anon
this is randalfag’s son who has taken up their parents mabtle like in red dead redemption
>>552963
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552958
No, she cheats on me eberyday and makes me watch, that's why I cheat on her with Randal
>>552964
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552961
Quiet down, you're the reason daddy has to drink
anon
>>552962
based Russians are good at technology to overcome things. inshallah we will all cheat on our cheating wives with Randal one day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's mine back off
>>552974
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552966
I can't believe Puff Puff Humbert would do this
anon
>>552966
Doin your mom, straight doin your mom
anon
.play doin your mom ray william johnson
anon
good song
anon
>>552965
inshallah we will all invent a new Randal for everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stopppppp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's not your experiement, this ain't Junko Junsui
finch
my friend is at college orientation rn and he's gonna be dorming with a bunch of queer people hes probably gonna end up forcing me to come meet a bunch of pretty trans people and then there's gonna be big ogre me
>>552983>>552982
anon
the second will be called rbndal and the third rcndal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play titus dave
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play postal movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy shit the entire Postal movie
anon
>>552971
in Russia everyone can lactate and they help each other when they get thirsty, to survive the great distances
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You people have really weird ideas about Russia
nona
>>552982
i almost went there but didnt after touring it, shitty ass
>>552988
SadChan🍉🍉
I gotta say something I get hating russia because its invading ukraine and genocidal and evil etc but people being racist against russians and using it as an exuse to be racists is really cringe, much love to russian people I hope one day u can be okay.
>>553015>>552994>>552995>>552996
nona
>>552988
no i cant draw, im a photographe
from lainchan
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nona
r
finch
>>552983
compared to me theyre not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552989
Whatever that word was for speaking
anon
>>552989
absolutely true <3 I hope I kno I’m just being bratty Randal
from lainchan
>>552989
a lot of that racism seems astroturfed too (outside of eastern europe at least)
anon
yeah it’s ‘safe edgy’ bs but still so gutless and gross
finch
i could make an inbred appalachian look normal comparatively
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyways based
finch
ouughh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What was that fucking word god damnit help me
from lainchan
does this imageboard have irc or no?
>>553008
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like the synonym for speaking truth like that meme this word and brother
>>553010
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Help meeee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waaaait, prech
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Preach
anon
>>553006
the fact that our software is better in most ways than discord's software and we still use discord to organize off-site is really funyn to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552989
Preach, Sadchan
anon
ahh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate being bilingual sometimes because of shit like this
finch
shrekmoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like half of middle aged women in my country
anon
im amused that my brain pulled proselytizing. basically i cant imagine actual truth.
>>553031
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553020
Competitive jerkling?
nona
me and who
derrick_phone(Luzia)
oh lain btw im on episode 6
>>553027
derrick_phone(Luzia)
its so peak
from lainchan
tbqh i'll probably have to rewatch it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553021
English is a fake language, I've been saying this for years
>>553035
anon
>>553020
my life is like a video game
finch
trying hard to beat the stage....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Warddddddd
derrick_phone(Luzia)
po jama people
derrick_phone(Luzia)
oi oi oi
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Watching child Po rn
>>553042
derrick_phone(Luzia)
why did u say that
derrick_phone(Luzia)
why r u watching him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Po
anon
it has to be a joke about something called child po.
derrick_phone(Luzia)
thats creepy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's a joke nrah
anon
i showed devilman crybaby to a boy i liked because im basically the blonde twink from that show and he STOLE my interest in that show and decided he was basically the brunette twink from that show (love interest of the blonde twink) and then STOPPED TALKING TO ME and it fucking ruined it for me
>>553052>>553056>>553058>>553065
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No Postal movie :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553047
ARE WA DARE DA DARE DA DARE DA ARE WA DEBIRU DEBIRUUUU MANNNNN DEBIRUUUU MAAAAAAN
finch
no postal movie, not enough people signed the petition
>>553057
tea (phone)
ugh im so nervous
tea (phone)
i didnt wanna come out man
>>553059
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553047
thats so shit wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553055
Me too closet is too comfy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
you know icl i could use smthn pretty big rn
>>553067
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ICR
anon
>>553061
are you outwardly tough and kind of evil but secretly an emotional crybaby
>>553070
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553067
OMG HIIII can u buy me a long tailed coat and some yellow pins? need it for my jotaro cosplay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553065
Doppelganger
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ВЛАДИСЛАВ
anon
>>553070
ugh BORING this is supposed to be a relationship for the ages. im the outwardly soft but secretly literal satan and i need to date a boy whos outwardly a devil but secretly a little crybaby. Thats the whole point of the show have you even seen it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553070
"secretly"
tea (phone)
>>553070
outwardly a slut and secretly a very loving and supporting guy
>>553078
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play modern talking brother louie meme
derrick_phone(Luzia)
outwardly a girlfag loser, secretly rly shy and flustered rly easily
>>553082>>553106
tea (phone)
i know what u are
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trust the plan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk guys, I'm a faggot both online and offline
anon
>>553077
outwardly flirty and very er.... (redacted for hornyposting)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
imma be so fr, i thought i was a top leaning vers until i got topped myself
>>553085
tea (phone)
outwardly a loser secretly cool as fuck
>>553090
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553084
No meow
tea (phone)
>>553086
anyone who says "ur just a loser thru and thru" just doesnt know me well enough
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553087
no i didnt have sex bc i got nervous
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did you know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce
derrick_phone(Luzia)
heard one of my friends say Number 5 Burger King Foot Lettuce and then i killed them
anon
I can do a perfect impression of that burger king foot lettuce video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ofc you can
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mcdonalds sprite
anon
he was all like "omg this is literally me" "this show is just my life..." like NO BITCH ITS ME ITS OBJECTIVELY NOT U 🤬🤬🤬
>>553112
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i can do a pretty spot on austin powers impression
>>553102
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play monty pynthon fish slap dance
anon
>>553100
I am basically austin powers
anon
but I don't have chest hair
>>553107
anon
im so mad about it still
anon
>>553009
som peeps use irc tho i think. but eh irc is a hassle. aren’t you supposed to know all about the wired lain;)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the unmatched power of sun
tea (phone)
>>553099
when this happens ur supposed to kiss not argue
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