>>552490
it is very formal but thats fine i think thats a good email

nothing wrong with being too formal and respectful

any rational person will pick that over having someone yell at them yk

>>552431
lmfao luv 2 see my enemys fight

its good but i dont think you have to say "i understand if you dont want to accomodate this requiest" or whatever because if that is in fact the case they are peepee little shitheads and should not be afforded that politeness

"I would like a female haircut instead." period, "thanks for your time."

theyre hairdressers if they cant do that simple request they are not good at their job tbh

I think its good to be assertive in these cases.

>>552521
>... really don't want to look like Jim Morrison. Instead i would like one of the women's hairstyles shown in the attached images.
>
>Sorry for the mixup, and thank you for your time!
this is what id do instead

>>552526
Yeah i wouldn't worry too much about that. i dunno

i think politeness gets you a lot of places in life, but i think it can be a little off-putting if it crosses the line into being obsequious

I dont think you have to appologise or anything like that, i think the first half is very respectful and you cana just say "instead, i would like this thing. thanks for understanding"

Theyre a provider of a service, their entire job is catering to people's requests, you are just asking to change the service you're asking for to a slightly different service they offer, it shouldnt be a big deal beyond explaining the source of the confusion in the first place

or u could do smth funny and send them """"""male haircuts"""""" on other trans women

Because by ur moms logic that must be a male haircut xd

>>552537
good luck and im proud of you for asserting yourself!!!

>>552551
#change stevens to eastwood

>>552490
dignified af based

>>552526
based tea confidencemaxxing we were testing you

>>552536
lol smart x)

>>552557
you should put like an hour- didn’t you do something earlier?

>>552551
#ksay sad

>>552568
friendship ended with trump and elon. now nobody is trumps best friend 😥

>>552572
here is the timeline.. elon fucks up buying that one election, trump gets grumpy, also elon has spent $13 bil to cut $9 bil of govt budget when be promised $2 tril and then $1 tril. So Trump says elon you gotta go, and elon leaves doge but they both pretend its because of the pecial government employee provision that only allows him to work for 150 days

>>552571
i am very sad. i liked it when we all were curious what elon was up to because he was doing science or something. now its just so embarassing.

>>552574
then trymp releases the big beautiful tax bill, which will raise govt debt by a ton. elon is kinda mad because this is the very thing hes been working against. so he goes on a tv interview and says "the bill can be big, or it can be beautiful, but it can't be both"

and then elon keeps slipping further and further. next time he said "this is the stupidest bill and i hate it and it sucks weewee" and now he's on to "trump is a pedo and btw i never liked u in the first place trump 😡😡😡😡😡"

hope u are caught up now :3

i hate that we as a society are so drunk on celebrity bullshit that everyone just wants to hear about how the next billionaire is fucking us over. nobody even aspires to "lets try to do good things"

>>552589
yeah fr

yeah…

I just wanted black tea

hello wife

>>552621
uh huh-
tea2- the encoldening!!!

>>552630
<3

I can't live with the guilt

>>552574
how tf did he spend that much I thought he only hired like 200 ppl or smth

>>552639
We must stop fighting

>>552578
that’s very true

>>552591
tru did u see tea stood up for herself? that was rly based. is there smth we should do mbe? I’m going back to trying to fix the dishwasher i think

>>552635
we could have a full ceremony with me in a kimono and you punishing me for being culturally inappropriate

>>552622
this is a huge improvement

>>552682
so true

>>552680
#kiss

>>552692
white lips is less soulful than red lips imo

>>552685
🔥

white ppl have red lips too tho just smoler

waow not without u cutie

>>552640
so it turns out hes actually pretty bad at managing companies lole

>>552720
damn I need to get hired by Elon for a billion dollars

>>552740
this is ok mods this is actually traditional Russian culture

not sexual

>>552719
poggers I already started my tea

>>552733
LOL bazed x)

Goodbye randalfag

>>552796
that is a lumpsucker id know that face anywhere

did you know pacific spiny lumpsuckers is why you can buy cheap and tasty farmed salmon?

it is a very important agricultural animal

They are parasite eaters and they allow you to farm fish extremely densely. chemical antiparasitics stress the fish too much to make good meet. the co farming of pacific spiny lumpsuckers is unironically a super important factor of our ability to farm fish

its called a lumpsucker because it has a sucker on the bottom made of its anal fins

ot maybe caudal fins i forget

the lump part is on account of its shaped like a lump

>>552788
what a nice image Randy just got here

pacific spiny lumpsuckers are very important and lovely friends to us ^_^ always remember be nice to them and say thank you for your service lumpsucker

>>552818
cool!

>>552853
:> please like and subscribe for more fishy facts

>>552859
like!!

>>552866
in florida????

>>552870
ohhh okay i was gonna say

I would be so much safer in real civilization such as novosibirsk:<

>>552879
#1d20 (4)

>>552883
#19d20

#15d20

#10d20 (1 + 4 + 9 + 15 + 4 + 7 + 7 + 14 + 19 + 2 = 82)