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tea (phone)
prof
tea (phone)
prog* FUCK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Phrog
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play i love latinas sonic
anon
phlog pyro
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>552919
omg no way, strapped to a missile?
derrick_phone(Luzia)
do u want help
finch
no i want to explode
derrick_phone(Luzia)
incel
derrick_phone(Luzia)
the word is incel
>>552930
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who gaslighitng your audience
finch
frick my stupid moid incel ugly nerd life....
>>552941
anon
fakecel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Adam was the first incel inshallah
>>552938
derrick_phone(Luzia)
im an inincel
shanonymous
adam praymaxxing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552938
That means the HH depiction is actually 100% biblically accurate
anon
also this reminds me that i actually need to finish at least one of the 2hu games
finch
i wish losing weight was a faster process i am so sick of looking like chris chan
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i believe in you
nona
same i got a fucking potbelly bro it shows thru my clothes its TERRzbBILE
>>552953
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay guys I will confess, I actually lied I'm a fakecel and I've been married to a girl for about 4 years now I'm so sorry
>>552958
finch
>>552955
im not small im just more horizontal than you
anon
>>552952
Omg do u get to kiss her can she come on here do u play chess?
>>552962
raskolnikov
I thought Randalfag got kill
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I lived
anon
this is randalfag’s son who has taken up their parents mabtle like in red dead redemption
>>552963
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552958
No, she cheats on me eberyday and makes me watch, that's why I cheat on her with Randal
>>552964
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552961
Quiet down, you're the reason daddy has to drink
anon
>>552962
based Russians are good at technology to overcome things. inshallah we will all cheat on our cheating wives with Randal one day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's mine back off
>>552974
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552966
I can't believe Puff Puff Humbert would do this
anon
>>552966
Doin your mom, straight doin your mom
anon
.play doin your mom ray william johnson
anon
good song
anon
>>552965
inshallah we will all invent a new Randal for everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stopppppp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's not your experiement, this ain't Junko Junsui
finch
my friend is at college orientation rn and he's gonna be dorming with a bunch of queer people hes probably gonna end up forcing me to come meet a bunch of pretty trans people and then there's gonna be big ogre me
>>552982>>552983
anon
the second will be called rbndal and the third rcndal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play titus dave
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play postal movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy shit the entire Postal movie
anon
>>552971
in Russia everyone can lactate and they help each other when they get thirsty, to survive the great distances
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You people have really weird ideas about Russia
nona
>>552982
i almost went there but didnt after touring it, shitty ass
>>552988
SadChan🍉🍉
I gotta say something I get hating russia because its invading ukraine and genocidal and evil etc but people being racist against russians and using it as an exuse to be racists is really cringe, much love to russian people I hope one day u can be okay.
>>552994>>552995>>552996>>553015
nona
>>552988
no i cant draw, im a photographe
from lainchan
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nona
r
finch
>>552983
compared to me theyre not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552989
Whatever that word was for speaking
anon
>>552989
absolutely true <3 I hope I kno I’m just being bratty Randal
from lainchan
>>552989
a lot of that racism seems astroturfed too (outside of eastern europe at least)
anon
yeah it’s ‘safe edgy’ bs but still so gutless and gross
finch
i could make an inbred appalachian look normal comparatively
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyways based
finch
ouughh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What was that fucking word god damnit help me
from lainchan
does this imageboard have irc or no?
>>553008
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like the synonym for speaking truth like that meme this word and brother
>>553010
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Help meeee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waaaait, prech
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Preach
anon
>>553006
the fact that our software is better in most ways than discord's software and we still use discord to organize off-site is really funyn to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>552989
Preach, Sadchan
anon
ahh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate being bilingual sometimes because of shit like this
finch
shrekmoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like half of middle aged women in my country
anon
im amused that my brain pulled proselytizing. basically i cant imagine actual truth.
>>553031
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553020
Competitive jerkling?
nona
me and who
derrick_phone(Luzia)
oh lain btw im on episode 6
>>553027
derrick_phone(Luzia)
its so peak
from lainchan
tbqh i'll probably have to rewatch it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553021
English is a fake language, I've been saying this for years
>>553035
anon
>>553020
my life is like a video game
finch
trying hard to beat the stage....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Warddddddd
derrick_phone(Luzia)
po jama people
derrick_phone(Luzia)
oi oi oi
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Watching child Po rn
>>553042
derrick_phone(Luzia)
why did u say that
derrick_phone(Luzia)
why r u watching him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Po
anon
it has to be a joke about something called child po.
derrick_phone(Luzia)
thats creepy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's a joke nrah
anon
i showed devilman crybaby to a boy i liked because im basically the blonde twink from that show and he STOLE my interest in that show and decided he was basically the brunette twink from that show (love interest of the blonde twink) and then STOPPED TALKING TO ME and it fucking ruined it for me
>>553056>>553058>>553065>>553136>>553052
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No Postal movie :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553047
ARE WA DARE DA DARE DA DARE DA ARE WA DEBIRU DEBIRUUUU MANNNNN DEBIRUUUU MAAAAAAN
finch
no postal movie, not enough people signed the petition
>>553057
tea (phone)
ugh im so nervous
tea (phone)
i didnt wanna come out man
>>553059
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553047
thats so shit wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553055
Me too closet is too comfy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
you know icl i could use smthn pretty big rn
>>553067
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ICR
anon
>>553061
are you outwardly tough and kind of evil but secretly an emotional crybaby
>>553070
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553067
OMG HIIII can u buy me a long tailed coat and some yellow pins? need it for my jotaro cosplay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553065
Doppelganger
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ВЛАДИСЛАВ
anon
>>553070
ugh BORING this is supposed to be a relationship for the ages. im the outwardly soft but secretly literal satan and i need to date a boy whos outwardly a devil but secretly a little crybaby. Thats the whole point of the show have you even seen it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553070
"secretly"
tea (phone)
>>553070
outwardly a slut and secretly a very loving and supporting guy
>>553078
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play modern talking brother louie meme
derrick_phone(Luzia)
outwardly a girlfag loser, secretly rly shy and flustered rly easily
>>553082>>553106
tea (phone)
i know what u are
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trust the plan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk guys, I'm a faggot both online and offline
anon
>>553077
outwardly flirty and very er.... (redacted for hornyposting)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
imma be so fr, i thought i was a top leaning vers until i got topped myself
>>553085
tea (phone)
outwardly a loser secretly cool as fuck
>>553090
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553084
No meow
tea (phone)
>>553086
anyone who says "ur just a loser thru and thru" just doesnt know me well enough
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553087
no i didnt have sex bc i got nervous
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did you know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce
derrick_phone(Luzia)
heard one of my friends say Number 5 Burger King Foot Lettuce and then i killed them
anon
I can do a perfect impression of that burger king foot lettuce video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ofc you can
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mcdonalds sprite
anon
he was all like "omg this is literally me" "this show is just my life..." like NO BITCH ITS ME ITS OBJECTIVELY NOT U 🤬🤬🤬
>>553112
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i can do a pretty spot on austin powers impression
>>553102
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play monty pynthon fish slap dance
anon
>>553100
I am basically austin powers
anon
but I don't have chest hair
>>553107
anon
im so mad about it still
anon
>>553009
som peeps use irc tho i think. but eh irc is a hassle. aren’t you supposed to know all about the wired lain;)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the unmatched power of sun
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the absolute state of x
anon
>>553112
yeah but hes a loser who doesnt even like me
0.6498% booger!boymodewng
>>553117
FUCK YOU
anon
>>553120
#kiss
I can’t shut up around you ^##^
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My mango is to blow up
>>553128
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553124
icbm not landed yet?
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553125
MANGO MANGO MANGO BOI WHAT U SAY BOUT PHONK???? ENTERING BALKAN CRASHOUT MODE XDDDD
>>553130
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553128
Calm down girl
anon
Do twitter links on this site embed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
UNDERTALE
anon
>>553111
which brand of american? when you drop an object do you say "oop" or not? that will tell me everything i need to know.
>>553137
derrick_phone(Luzia)
my right eye spasms for like 4 seconds and then stops every now and this, is this normal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DELTARUNE TOMORROW
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh btw I made a thread on /x/ a while back talking about how Death Grips's I've Seen Footage sounds different than before and I only got one reply telling me I'm a retard
>>553168
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i am very gay for rosie also i think she is napping now
>>553144
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553144
shes so prettyyyyyy ;-;
anon
>>553143
now im imagining you with the most stereotypical southern drawl in every one of your horny posts
>>553149
derrick_phone(Luzia)
gay people r illegal
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
luzia do you wanna be gay together??
>>553150
anon
>>553146
I don't have a drawl, I have more of a like atlantic accent but with southern dialect
>>553154
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553148
hehehe maybe!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
only maybe??
anon
So I will finish sentences with "yah heard me" but then sound like I just hopped off a yacht in New York
derrick_phone(Luzia)
well ur not here rn so idk
>>553156
anon
>>553149
too late i automatically inserted darlin' four times in that post, my perception of you is forever cha ged
>>553163
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybelol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yayyy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn nobody want you fr
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando when latinas: :O
derrick_phone(Luzia)
rose orlando when she sees autistic latinas with arfid and weird music taste
>>553166
anon
rose orlando when she meets tulip gainesville...
finch
meow
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553161
this is so true... this shit keeps happening to me sksksksk
>>553182
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play electroforez son vo sne
anon
>>553138
that’s how you know you were right. they slid your thread and waged psychological warfare against u
>>553172
anon
>>553163
its hard to take you seriously when you tip your cowboy hat and clack your bootspurs on every syllable
>>553170
anon
>>553169
Okay just because I actually own multiple cowboy hats and pairs of cowboy boots does not mean I am a southern stereotype and just becausee I regularly go to stock shows and rodeos does not mean I am a stereotype please stop spreading these LIES
>>553173>>553174>>553175>>553177
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553168
Yeah they better be CIA agents cause I will not be silenced
anon
>>553170
wanna reenact brokeback mountain except i have weird pointy boobs
>>553192
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553170
did u listen to my songs where i did a cowboy accent btw??
>>553195
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Electroforez is so good
anon
>>553171
I absolutely would say shagadelic
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553178what about shagadelic baby
>>553180
anon
>>553179
Yes, I actually wanted to get cordory bell bottoms for a while too
>>553184
derrick_phone(Luzia)
ffs
anon
>>553166
ur a magnet for the cuties
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My hobby these days is imagining my hyperfixations as soviet cartoons
>>553189
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i need to hear ur austin power's impression to make fun of it
>>553202
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Autism Powers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553187
Fred from Scooby Doo looking ass
anon
>>553174
I do not mind we will bang and I will worship them
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i put the penis in autism
>>553196
0.6500% booger!boymodewng
>>553190
thank you
anon
I’d help put a penis in derick’s autism
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553195
wait i'd have to find the vocaroo links again
anon
>>553185
My voice is too uh like deep to do that impression well, it's more in how I style
>>553204
anon
>>553202
you shoudl vocaroo yourself NOW
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wait but im not autisticccc
>>553211
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553199
no im implying that rose is autistic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rose is a girl tho
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553206
YOURE NOT??????????????????????????????????????
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why does everyone think im autistic dawgggg
>>553221
anon
>>553199
autistic men are just trans
anon
>>553210
Not when I am done with you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not trans
anon
>>553214
qutism fetish + desire for u
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553210
luzia can you pin me to the call n bully me til i say im a girl please??
thats like the only reason i call myself a boy when ur around>////<
>>553237>>553238
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Repress
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553229
He says this to everyone dw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's an AI
anon
calm down !
anon
haha cute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bout time I queue best Nautilus Pompilius songs compilatiob
anon
>>553240
She also likes bodywriting but ssshhh I didn't tell you that
0.6501% booger!boymodewng
>>553243
mods
(see something say nothing and drink to forget)
anon
you are our sacred agent
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they got me on 3 counts dawg..... this shits rough
finch
they got me on 3 counts of counting to 3
anon
They plan on murdering me
finch
>>553251
this is highkey how im built
shrimp
>>553254
i dont hate i just. dont particularly like
finch
hi
shrimp
>>553256
its ok if its funny right
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553256
i love this discharge album
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Barrymaxxing
anon
God I want to be barry some day
derrick_phone(Luzia)
randal what if u get me?
>>553271
shrimp
>>553265
i actually have a script running that taps into every hospital's api possible keeping track of when women come in to give birth and i have the script spam the image on a secret board to make sure every newly born baby is barry, 63
>>553278
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553271
i dont know if this is a threat or a phrase of endearment
>>553280
finch
>>553270
its YOUR fault i look like tis
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553279
Like you do
anon
>>553275
because i think you are cool and allistic people are not cool.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
this is what i mean like whenever i ask its always just like vague type stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553285
Autistic energy
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553285
ur presence
finch
meow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Some people just *physically* look autistic, like me
anon
>>553275
abstract or conceptual topics probably. nts talk about very mundane very monkee things. all of them. food. party. rest. women.
>>553297
anon
MODERATORS I SUMMON THEE
(be quiet im trying to sleep)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I mean, not all autistic people look like FAS victims but still
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553290
u can just call me an ugly hon anon
anon
No you’re cute but u remind me of autistic ppl a tiny bit
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553292
i like all of those things very much tho they are awesome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmaoooo
0.6503% booger!boymodewng
#ksay mods modsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmods
(hashtag smite)
anon
some ppl find autistic ugly but it’s not a synonym
anon
I SUMMON THE MODERATORS
(hashtag smite)
0.6504% booger!boymodewng
#ksay mods modsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmods
(hashtag smite)
anon
#say mods mods mods modsmods modsmodsmods v mods v modsmods modsmodsmods v v modsmodsmodsv modsmodsv
(hashtag smite)
0.6505% booger!boymodewng
#ksay mods modsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmods
(hashtag smite)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play you dont know the shape im in
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehehehehehehe
anon
I SUMMON THEE
0.6506% booger!boymodewng
MODS I WANTALL OF MY POSTS TO BE IN COMIC SANS I DON'T JUST WANT TO BE SMITED I WANT EVERY SINGLE POST I MAKE TO BE IN COMIC SANS TELL OPWORM IF HE DOES IT JUST FOR ME THEN I WILL DONATE MONEY
anon
#say mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I summon my loyal eunuch
derrick_phone(Luzia)
why am i such a loser, not in a bad way but like i have loser vibes
finch
anyone here like KNOWER
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