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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
:)
<3
<3
how is ur night and tomorrow looking? you gonna be able to get some rest in a few hours maybe?
oh i alr did get some "sleep", more like being half-awake for 6 hours but its something
that’s probably really good yeah
yeah, and i gotta do uni shit in like half an hour so gonna do my minimum morning routine so i can pretend to be a functioning human
do you have some strategy not to get restless and jump up?
(like group project in discord vc)
oh I heard ur group had some shitheads I think or maybe someone else
ur gonna kill it enough anyway
oh, well i dont remember talkin bout that but maybe i did i dunno
but yeah kinda
me neither
well yeah ty, gonna try to uh get myself as ready as i can for that now
see ya
smart :) c ya
if you come back I’ll be curious how you rest when your body is so amped up, I feel like that’s a pretty good level of psychological control
i only took like 160mg, which is maybe abt equivalent to ~40mg or IR or sth?
but ofc lasts way longer
and tbh i dont sleep well, i just lie there for hours, half awake and sometimes maybe drift off for a couple dozen minutes, kinda hard to tell how much sleep im actually getting tho
the most annoying thing i get, when trying to sleep while on stims are def like those fucky hallucinations
like theres always this shadow moving across my field of vision, not like hatman stuff more like nondescript black rectangle
and it kinda "rotates" over my eyeball from top to bottom most of the time
and at like pretty high speeds too
abt like maybe 2 rotations per second or sth, its not just some drifting shadow
which makes it really fucking annoying when trying to fall asleep
who up xor swappin they numbers
>>561414
The fridge in my apartament sounds exactly like this, even worse. I have to physically shut it down bu kicking it
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>>561416
the heights of russian technology
>>561417
Nice to see you're still the same towards me
>>561416
damn, kinda jealous of your fridge tbh
Why? You want to be kicked in the kidney too?
>>561420
i can also make annoying noises at night until you come and kick me so i pass out :D
Nha, I usually just hold it steady until it quiets down, it has some stabilization issues (one of the "legs" isn't the correct size or not positioned correctly)
>>561422
thats kinda yuri tbh
Toxic yuri because the fridge is usually half empty
even better
Would be better if it had something in other than week old food that I can't force myself to finish
>>561426
fair enuf
Millepeds are so cute
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>>561418
<3333
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>>561430
cuuuuuuuute omg!!!
Thanks
I drew this girl again last night, it's been years
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>>561421
can i kick you and then hold you steady until you quiet down??
>>561435
YOU GET IT
*yes
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cute yayyy
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thinking about kneeing someone in the stomach and then cuddling them n petting them while theyre all doubled over and in pain awww
Peak female fantasy
I was wondering before why my mom calls my dad her "master" but I guess that's what all women like
>>561439
breaking her ribs but not her heart type stuff
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exactlyyyy <3
>>561441
w- what
Exactly what I described, she calls my dad a word akin to master or owner. I asked her why but she doesn't explain
Maybe my mom is otherkin and thinks she's a dog idk
i mean based mom i guess
but i doubt i would be doing that kinda stuff around kids...
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i dont like it when its heterosexual...
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thats weird n ungodly
I don't think she used to that before, only when I became adult. Or maybe I just don't remember it
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kate did u say u played guilty gear ??
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theres so many boymoder flags its hard to tell who is who sometimes
My dad isn't abusive, I would know if something was going on because I'm always watching
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#tag (link to booru image) faggot
Super ancient horror story/creepypasta that goes like this: guy (a hunter) goes hunting, gets tired, stumbles upon a house in the woods, decides to rest there, when he gets in he sees a lot of portraits on the walls, he assumes they're pictures of owners of the house, after the night he wakes up and sees that the portaits were not there and instead there were windows in their place
>>561456
how does this keep happening
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>>561457
i keep punching you before you can type anything, my bad
>>561458
ah ok fair enuf
Has anybody here tried tulpamancy?
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>>561461
thats how i made you randalfag
Why me? Could have created someone better than me
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playing blazblue central fiction rn its fun :3
Orange prison uniform goes kinda hard
>ten people online
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its joever
It's saturday, everyone is in church
im on my puter
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i just😫
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ok thank u mobile lipbol u rlly did just ,😫
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anyways i wanted to say i just showered n washed my hair yippeee
You ever just 😫
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always ,😫
Wanna see my drawing?
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>>561475
yes :3 drying my hair rn so my replies may be so
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>>561477
yoooooooooo pretty!!! thats so cool :3
The anatomy is weird but I had fun with it
i had a drrma that i hqd a beaitigul wofe and ee qcted in a play togethet themed around pur lovw and the we played a fighting game where om the most op char and ahe let me win every time and tyem i woke up
Wofe
>>561480
#edit fix the typos
What happened your grammae
Fuck
You infected me
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>>561480
what character archetype were you in the fighting game??
a castle that infects its opponent with the black death by shooting arrows at it then they basically immediately die
Potemkin?
no
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heheheh
Listening to a scary story about a singing monster
>>561483
sleeeeepy
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i like playing shotos
i asked davesprite if skullgirls had any shotos but she thought i meant shotas :despair emoji:
Nurse girl sexy
hi worms
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hello finchworm
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femch
wtf not me
Worm
>>561498
Have you ever tried to force a tulpa
gay
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>>561501
i had a dream i woke up thinking about pokemon n also rosie :3
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n then rosie sent me some writing on discord n it was rlly good
>>561502
yeag,,,,,,
i want to explode
ive barely been eating or moving the past few days
living in my room and also eating like 200 calories a day
You're hybernating
>>561509
surely i will lose the weight this way
Couldn't be me, I need those sweet calories
i just need to stop being a fat fuck i need to lose like 100lbs
please eat more
200kcal is not enough
i know ive just been super depressed the past few days
even for a diet
i usually eat about 2k per day but the past few days ive been living in my room crying and not eating
The SA demon
>>561519
waow pretty good
my maintenance is like 2650 or something so im eating 2k per day
>>561519
Mtf repressor grindset
repping on hrt with c cups
>>561516
::pat
>>561525
You have bobs?
yeah but theyre like cone moid tits
and you could land a plane between them
Oh
hrt has given me basically just really bad gyno i have a gross body
Perky boobs are cute tho
16mo hrt has given me c cup moobs
i drew myself and how im shaped
Shaped like what
Wow, I'm shaped like this too
Expect with bigger hisp
lucky
Not really
being fat gave me 0 hips i just look like i run a deli in the bronx
You're shaped more like a fruit seller near my living comple
i could use an italian sub rn actually
>>561542
Living Complex yeah im russian how could u tell
sorry it was just funny
What??
You're russian
no i was making fun of you
??
>>561548
:(
i live in SODA
I spend literal years studying english, ofc I'm gonna have ESL
>>561553
my Substrate
>>561553
Tea
im a huge meteorology nerd and back in april i went storm chasing and saw a tornado
.play guy fightin wind
Fuck, wrong video
.play pecos hank tornadoes of 2024
i LOVE this guy
i saw him while i was chasing
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its fun having hips n boobs, goes hard tbqh
>>561563
lucky
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NO
im going to hurt you
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Try me, pussy
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24 minutes??
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everyone HATES me
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whys he doing this?? is he dumb?
>>561574
What's with these homies dissing my gurl, what do have her for
>>561578
Looks stupid
Lastochkin is a short king
Slay
i cant even name 100 people
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Can anybody here name 100 women
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rose orlando
I only know like 40 women
omg i scroll using middle click, but it keeps pasting
im going to eat my mouse
What's up with Bryan Cranston, is she a women or what
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whys he look like that
Tired
Also, I'm queuing these just to make you angery :3
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wheeres the audio gone
Copuright
I think
Galustryan jumpscare
is there a drug i can get ahold of easily that will painlessly euthanize me and can be injected subQ
genuine actual question
Krokodil
im not russian
Takes sometime but works well
>>561604
You can make it DIY
i dont really want to turn green while im killing myself thanks
You won't turn green, there's a different reason why it's called that
that shit gives you like weird scabs right
It makes you rot
yeah im already disgusting enough i want to die with the last bit of dignity i have
Actually nah, you're gonna use this against me
lmao
I'm not going back to prison
i wont be around to use it against you
They'll find a way
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i wish i wasnt a coward
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i dont have my albums in mp3 n my audio player on my phone doesnt work with wav... fuuuck
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>>561619
>i dont have my albums in mp3 n my audio player on my phone doesnt work with wav... fuuuck
woops
omg hi tiwnkanon
hi!
Just living vicariously through a youtuber again
>>561480
i had a good dream
>>561625
I'd let you call me your wife
ty ive been hoping to do this but i was too afraid to ask
I do not really mind, I think it's cute
its very cute
im currently trying to get monero
for reasons......
LMAO SHE FELL
Okay also you can put on tornado vids I do not mind
>>561632
mmm what kind?
ordering cross sex hormones
woah... transgender.....
the black market crypto hormones hit different
they all use crypto babe
I am tired!
g*vernment d*ct*r approved hormones are diluted with oil to prevent beautiful transsexuals from realizing their true potential. this is a phenomenon colloquially known as hondosing amongst transsexuals.
my hormones are done thru a doctor is that why im ugly
my levels were really low for the first like year
getting into dropshipping by selling undiluted hormones
Look at that baby go
"keep urself safe" NOOO DONT KYS BABE UR TOO SEXY AHAHAA
im going to keep myself safe if ya know what i mean
see above message
If I had a hayabusa, I'd be dead within like a minute
first thing I would do is go 200mph on the highway and pop a wheelie
you ever see the detroiter show with
d*troit
Chilling on a saturday morning just working out and jacking off and watching TV and smoking weed
with tim rb
>>561645
u mean raws or just normal
>>561657
I mean that Walter White shit
>>561654
i should work out but i havent been eating and my body feels like noodles
I've been doing alot of protein shakes recently tbh fuck it I don't care if meal replacement is dorky, it's good and so easy
id just do a lot of squats tbh
I do squats but I don't have to do many because I already have a fat ass
i wish i did
is bro getting pulled over
No he's about to go to the CVS to buy a handle of liquor then buzz around a quiet suburban neighborhood
also what the fuck is this starship troopers ass cop lmao
I think you posted a pic last night right?
yeah
Alright then SHUT THE FRIG UP because you look fine
i literally dont but ok
that was anglefrauding also you cant see the shape of my body
>>561658
ah nice
If I hear the word anglefrauded one more time I am going to scream
twinkanon its just a descriptive term
see the illustration ive made of my body shape
if you consult the graphs you would note that it is infact over
exactly
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anglefrauding everyday of my life
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angelfrauding also, i commit fraud by convincing ppl i am an angel girl
both cases covered
I screamed IRL
scrumpt
did you screamfraud
I'm kind of a screamfrauding anglemaxxing tallcel and er also I am a bit passoidpilled
i hate that i have to work so hard to look normal
i dont anglefraud btw i only anglefrauded when i was uglier but now im a beautiful princess so i dont need to
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you cant be saying that twinkanon, the transgenders are going to force you on e
>>561690
mogs me
>>561690
omg so pretty
>>561691
I am built different
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my hair doesnt like photo graphy well but i washed it today wahoo
thank u just painted them lol
the nails suit u so well
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anyways i gotta like get ready to head out, hence the goat in the background
>>561695
It looks really great this morning
are you off to the rave
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>>561693
eheheehh thank youuuu
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>>561699
yas
have fun rose orlando!
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>>561692
you can just say like "wow so pretty" or smth ykno?
sorry
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idk who mog is
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isnt it one of the moogles in final fantasy??
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rose youre almost mimemoding rn
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i wish i was mimemoding i love mimi
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>>561690
#throw
::rose_Orlando
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>>561707
#throw
::mimemoder
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anyways see yall later <3
bye rose
bank is like "whoa kinda weird ur buying crypto" and so i gotta call them
tell them youre mooning shartcoin and will 10x any returns they could offer
imagine if things happened
Tell them you are investing in twinkcoin
>>561718
doubt
what should i invest in
im investor
idk i should invest, but im stupid and want to loose money options trading
>>561722
twinkanon has lots of stock picking tips -//////-
invest in puts on me bc its all downhill
what should i do with my bitcoin
how much bitcoin
buy drugs
>>561728
0.000095
give it to me ill double it
>>561724
This is TRUE
>>561727
you should hire me
>>561732
how will u double it, scammer
actually you should invest in a hayabusa
>>561735
i was going to give you more, then ask you to double a larger sum and take it
>>561735
she's going to run a ponzi scheme
so easy i called theyre like "was it u who logged in" i said "er yes" and they were like "oh. okay."
>we saw here that you were anonymously purchasing "walter white super estrogen", mind telling us about that?
>>561741
UMMMMM I PLEAD THE SECTION 12(c) OF THE CHARTER
I was about to say, you are Canadian so you don't plea the fifth
i plead the 3rd
Okay why would you spend twice as much on a BMW when you could have a hayabusa that is faster and less agile and more likely to kill you on a sharp turn
ok but imagine this: rain
i wouldnt spend money on anything theres nothing to buy, what do people even buy?
>>561747
I've ridden in the rain
Not a hayabusa though because my life is GAY and STUPID
only thing to buy is a house
>>561743
FUCKKKK 11(c) kms
>>561751
I am going to remain a rentoid, I am rentpilled
renting is unbased twinkanon you should become a homeowner and then gentrify the neighborhood
I will become a homeowner multiple times over when my parents perish
>when
ur parents havent even found immortality yet? loser
when your parents are landlords
me (an angel) i have immortal parents (god, the holy spirit, the universe)
>>561757
If there is one thing I can say about my parents, they do be landlording
But I would be going all in on solar tbh
i should invest in a fiber optics manufacturing buissness
theyre running fiber in my neighborhood finally
i will invest 1usd in anything u want
>>561763
based
>>561764
Invest it in my hayabusa
>>561764
invest it in yourself
please
>>561766
>my
I will buy one
And you will have
>>561768
how, theres nothing to do with money
0.01% ownership
start a shitcoin for ownership shares in your bike
Damn that's a good idea
>>561773
art of the deal
#smartreply (must quote a post) how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
shittedcoin
#smartai how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
Setting up a smart contract for ownership shares in a depreciating asset requires careful consideration of blockchain infrastructure, legal compliance, and economic mechanisms to account for value decay. Below is a step-by-step framework:
### **1. Define the Asset & Depreciation Model**
- **Asset Specification**: Clearly identify the physical or digital asset (e.g., machinery, vehicles, IP) and its key attributes.
- **Depreciation Schedule**:
* Choose between straight-line, declining balance, or units-of-production depreciation.
* Encode depreciation logic into the smart contract (e.g., `currentValue = initialValue - (annualDepreciationRate * elapsedYears)`).
### **2. Select Blockchain Platform & Token Standard**
- Ethereum (**ERC-20**, ERC-721 if fractionalized NFT), Solana (**SPL tokens**), or Polygon for cost efficiency.
- Use fungible tokens to represent shares unless uniqueness is required.
### **3. Smart Contract Architecture**
Key functions should include:
#### **(a) Ownership Distribution**
```solidity
function mintShares(address investor, uint256 amount) onlyOwner {
_mint(investor, amount);
totalSupply += amount;
}
```
#### **(b) Depreciation Adjustment Mechanism**
```solidity
uint256 public initialAssetValue = 100000; // e.g., $100k
uint256 public annualDepreciationRate = 5000; // 5% per year
uint256 public lastUpdatedTimestamp;
function updateCurrentValue() internal {
uint256 yearsElapsed = (block.timestamp - lastUpdatedTimestamp) / 365 days;
currentValue -= initialAssetValue * annualDepreciationRate * yearsElapsed / 10000;
lastUpdatedTimestamp = block.timestamp;
}
```
#### **(c) Payouts & Dividends**
Adjust payouts based on depreciated value:
```solidity
function distributeRevenue(uint256 revenueAmount) external {
require(msg.sender == owner(), "Only owner");
updateCurrentValue();
uint256 payoutPerShare = revenueAmount / totalSupply;
emit RevenueDistributed(payoutPerShare);
}
```
### **4. Legal Considerations**
- Ensure tokenization complies with securities laws (SEC Reg D exemption if private).
- Include KYC/AML checks via Oracles like Chainlink or third-party providers.
### **5. Oracle Integration for Real-World Data**
Use decentralized oracles to verify maintenance logs/collateral status affecting depreciation:
```solidity
// Example using Chainlink oracle callback
function fetchMaintenanceData(bytes32 jobId) external payable {
requestOracleData(jobId);
}
function fulfillOracleCallback(bytes32 response_) internal override {
maintenanceStatus[assetID] = abi.decode(response_)[0];
adjustDepreciationSchedule(maintenanceStatus);
}
```
### **6. Secondary Market Liquidity Mechanisms**
- Implement an AMM pool allowing share trading at adjusted book value.
- Whitelist wallets if under regulatory constraints.
---
This setup ensures transparent tracking of ownership stakes while dynamically adjusting valuation—critical when dealing with assets losing worth over time due to wear-and-tear/obsolescence risks inherent in such structures! how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
weinercoin
The hoes keep telling me not to buy a Ninja 650
what did you buy
I haven't bought anything yet, but a 650 was the plan
you should buy me a 650
why would i do that
not you, twinkanon
hi shrimpe
hi sadmodere
>>561785
No.
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estrogen more expensive than i thought >_<
rip
get a job at the estrogen factory and steal from your work
Yes