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anon
:)
kate
<3
anon
<3
anon
how is ur night and tomorrow looking? you gonna be able to get some rest in a few hours maybe?
kate
oh i alr did get some "sleep", more like being half-awake for 6 hours but its something
anon
that’s probably really good yeah
kate
yeah, and i gotta do uni shit in like half an hour so gonna do my minimum morning routine so i can pretend to be a functioning human
anon
do you have some strategy not to get restless and jump up?
kate
(like group project in discord vc)
anon
oh I heard ur group had some shitheads I think or maybe someone else
anon
ur gonna kill it enough anyway
kate
oh, well i dont remember talkin bout that but maybe i did i dunno
kate
but yeah kinda
anon
me neither
kate
well yeah ty, gonna try to uh get myself as ready as i can for that now
kate
see ya
anon
smart :) c ya
anon
if you come back I’ll be curious how you rest when your body is so amped up, I feel like that’s a pretty good level of psychological control
kate
i only took like 160mg, which is maybe abt equivalent to ~40mg or IR or sth?
kate
but ofc lasts way longer
kate
and tbh i dont sleep well, i just lie there for hours, half awake and sometimes maybe drift off for a couple dozen minutes, kinda hard to tell how much sleep im actually getting tho
kate
the most annoying thing i get, when trying to sleep while on stims are def like those fucky hallucinations
like theres always this shadow moving across my field of vision, not like hatman stuff more like nondescript black rectangle
kate
and it kinda "rotates" over my eyeball from top to bottom most of the time
kate
and at like pretty high speeds too
abt like maybe 2 rotations per second or sth, its not just some drifting shadow
kate
which makes it really fucking annoying when trying to fall asleep
nonners
who up xor swappin they numbers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561414
The fridge in my apartament sounds exactly like this, even worse. I have to physically shut it down bu kicking it
>>561417>>561419
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561417
Nice to see you're still the same towards me
>>561431
kate
>>561416
damn, kinda jealous of your fridge tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why? You want to be kicked in the kidney too?
>>561421
kate
>>561420
i can also make annoying noises at night until you come and kick me so i pass out :D
>>561435
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nha, I usually just hold it steady until it quiets down, it has some stabilization issues (one of the "legs" isn't the correct size or not positioned correctly)
>>561423
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Toxic yuri because the fridge is usually half empty
kate
even better
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Would be better if it had something in other than week old food that I can't force myself to finish
>>561428
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Millepeds are so cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561430
cuuuuuuuute omg!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thanks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I drew this girl again last night, it's been years
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561421
can i kick you and then hold you steady until you quiet down??
>>561436
kate
*yes
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cute yayyy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thinking about kneeing someone in the stomach and then cuddling them n petting them while theyre all doubled over and in pain awww
>>561442
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Peak female fantasy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was wondering before why my mom calls my dad her "master" but I guess that's what all women like
>>561444
kate
>>561439
breaking her ribs but not her heart type stuff
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
exactlyyyy <3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Exactly what I described, she calls my dad a word akin to master or owner. I asked her why but she doesn't explain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe my mom is otherkin and thinks she's a dog idk
kate
i mean based mom i guess
but i doubt i would be doing that kinda stuff around kids...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont like it when its heterosexual...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thats weird n ungodly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't think she used to that before, only when I became adult. Or maybe I just don't remember it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
kate did u say u played guilty gear ??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
theres so many boymoder flags its hard to tell who is who sometimes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad isn't abusive, I would know if something was going on because I'm always watching
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Super ancient horror story/creepypasta that goes like this: guy (a hunter) goes hunting, gets tired, stumbles upon a house in the woods, decides to rest there, when he gets in he sees a lot of portraits on the walls, he assumes they're pictures of owners of the house, after the night he wakes up and sees that the portaits were not there and instead there were windows in their place
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561457
i keep punching you before you can type anything, my bad
>>561460
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Has anybody here tried tulpamancy?
>>561462
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561461
thats how i made you randalfag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why me? Could have created someone better than me
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
playing blazblue central fiction rn its fun :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Orange prison uniform goes kinda hard
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>ten people online
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its joever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's saturday, everyone is in church
nonners
im on my puter
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just😫
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok thank u mobile lipbol u rlly did just ,😫
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i wanted to say i just showered n washed my hair yippeee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You ever just 😫
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
always ,😫
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wanna see my drawing?
>>561476
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561475
yes :3 drying my hair rn so my replies may be so
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561477
yoooooooooo pretty!!! thats so cool :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The anatomy is weird but I had fun with it
tea (phone)
i had a drrma that i hqd a beaitigul wofe and ee qcted in a play togethet themed around pur lovw and the we played a fighting game where om the most op char and ahe let me win every time and tyem i woke up
>>561486>>561501>>561625>>561482
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wofe
tea (phone)
>>561480
#edit fix the typos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What happened your grammae
>>561492
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You infected me
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561480
what character archetype were you in the fighting game??
tea (phone)
a castle that infects its opponent with the black death by shooting arrows at it then they basically immediately die
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Potemkin?
tea (phone)
no
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
heheheh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Listening to a scary story about a singing monster
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like playing shotos
i asked davesprite if skullgirls had any shotos but she thought i meant shotas :despair emoji:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nurse girl sexy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello finchworm
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
femch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Worm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561498
Have you ever tried to force a tulpa
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561501
i had a dream i woke up thinking about pokemon n also rosie :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then rosie sent me some writing on discord n it was rlly good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Trying to beat art block
finch
i want to explode
finch
ive barely been eating or moving the past few days
finch
living in my room and also eating like 200 calories a day
>>561511
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're hybernating
finch
>>561509
surely i will lose the weight this way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Couldn't be me, I need those sweet calories
finch
i just need to stop being a fat fuck i need to lose like 100lbs
tea (phone)
please eat more
tea (phone)
200kcal is not enough
finch
i know ive just been super depressed the past few days
>>561526
tea (phone)
even for a diet
finch
i usually eat about 2k per day but the past few days ive been living in my room crying and not eating
>>561524>>561522
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The SA demon
finch
my maintenance is like 2650 or something so im eating 2k per day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561519
Mtf repressor grindset
finch
repping on hrt with c cups
>>561527
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561525
You have bobs?
finch
yeah but theyre like cone moid tits
finch
and you could land a plane between them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh
finch
hrt has given me basically just really bad gyno i have a gross body
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Perky boobs are cute tho
finch
16mo hrt has given me c cup moobs
finch
i drew myself and how im shaped
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shaped like what
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow, I'm shaped like this too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Expect with bigger hisp
finch
lucky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not really
finch
being fat gave me 0 hips i just look like i run a deli in the bronx
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're shaped more like a fruit seller near my living comple
>>561544
finch
i could use an italian sub rn actually
finch
>>561542
Living Complex yeah im russian how could u tell
finch
sorry it was just funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What??
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're russian
finch
no i was making fun of you
>>561550
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
??
finch
i live in SODA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I spend literal years studying english, ofc I'm gonna have ESL
finch
im a huge meteorology nerd and back in april i went storm chasing and saw a tornado
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play guy fightin wind
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck, wrong video
finch
.play pecos hank tornadoes of 2024
finch
i LOVE this guy
finch
i saw him while i was chasing
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its fun having hips n boobs, goes hard tbqh
>>561564
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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finch
NO
finch
im going to hurt you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Try me, pussy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
24 minutes??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whys he doing this?? is he dumb?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561574
What's with these homies dissing my gurl, what do have her for
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561578
Looks stupid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lastochkin is a short king
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slay
kate
i cant even name 100 people
finch
IMG_0678.jpg
there was a weak tornado here its barely visible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can anybody here name 100 women
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only know like 40 women
kate
omg i scroll using middle click, but it keeps pasting
im going to eat my mouse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's up with Bryan Cranston, is she a women or what
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whys he look like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tired
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also, I'm queuing these just to make you angery :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wheeres the audio gone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Copuright
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Galustryan jumpscare
finch
is there a drug i can get ahold of easily that will painlessly euthanize me and can be injected subQ
finch
genuine actual question
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Krokodil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Takes sometime but works well
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>561604
You can make it DIY
finch
i dont really want to turn green while im killing myself thanks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You won't turn green, there's a different reason why it's called that
finch
that shit gives you like weird scabs right
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It makes you rot
finch
yeah im already disgusting enough i want to die with the last bit of dignity i have
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually nah, you're gonna use this against me
finch
lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not going back to prison
finch
i wont be around to use it against you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They'll find a way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
finch
i wish i wasnt a coward
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont have my albums in mp3 n my audio player on my phone doesnt work with wav... fuuuck
>>561620
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561619
>i dont have my albums in mp3 n my audio player on my phone doesnt work with wav... fuuuck
woops
tea
omg hi tiwnkanon
anon
hi!
anon
Just living vicariously through a youtuber again
anon
>>561625
I'd let you call me your wife
tea
ty ive been hoping to do this but i was too afraid to ask
anon
I do not really mind, I think it's cute
tea
its very cute
tea
im currently trying to get monero
anon
LMAO SHE FELL
anon
Okay also you can put on tornado vids I do not mind
tea
ordering cross sex hormones
finch
woah... transgender.....
anon
the black market crypto hormones hit different
tea
they all use crypto babe
anon
I am tired!
tea
g*vernment d*ct*r approved hormones are diluted with oil to prevent beautiful transsexuals from realizing their true potential. this is a phenomenon colloquially known as hondosing amongst transsexuals.
finch
my hormones are done thru a doctor is that why im ugly
finch
my levels were really low for the first like year
anon
getting into dropshipping by selling undiluted hormones
>>561657
anon
Look at that baby go
tea
"keep urself safe" NOOO DONT KYS BABE UR TOO SEXY AHAHAA
finch
im going to keep myself safe if ya know what i mean
tea
see above message
anon
If I had a hayabusa, I'd be dead within like a minute
anon
first thing I would do is go 200mph on the highway and pop a wheelie
anon
you ever see the detroiter show with
finch
d*troit
anon
Chilling on a saturday morning just working out and jacking off and watching TV and smoking weed
>>561659
anon
with tim rb
finch
>>561654
i should work out but i havent been eating and my body feels like noodles
anon
I've been doing alot of protein shakes recently tbh fuck it I don't care if meal replacement is dorky, it's good and so easy
finch
id just do a lot of squats tbh
anon
I do squats but I don't have to do many because I already have a fat ass
finch
i wish i did
finch
is bro getting pulled over
anon
No he's about to go to the CVS to buy a handle of liquor then buzz around a quiet suburban neighborhood
anon
also what the fuck is this starship troopers ass cop lmao
anon
I think you posted a pic last night right?
finch
yeah
anon
Alright then SHUT THE FRIG UP because you look fine
finch
i literally dont but ok
finch
that was anglefrauding also you cant see the shape of my body
anon
If I hear the word anglefrauded one more time I am going to scream
tea
twinkanon its just a descriptive term
finch
see the illustration ive made of my body shape
sadmoder
if you consult the graphs you would note that it is infact over
finch
exactly
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anglefrauding everyday of my life
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
angelfrauding also, i commit fraud by convincing ppl i am an angel girl
sadmoder
both cases covered
anon
I screamed IRL
finch
scrumpt
sadmoder
did you screamfraud
anon
I'm kind of a screamfrauding anglemaxxing tallcel and er also I am a bit passoidpilled
finch
i hate that i have to work so hard to look normal
tea
i dont anglefraud btw i only anglefrauded when i was uglier but now im a beautiful princess so i dont need to
sadmoder
you cant be saying that twinkanon, the transgenders are going to force you on e
>>561694
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my hair doesnt like photo graphy well but i washed it today wahoo
thank u just painted them lol
>>561698
tea
the nails suit u so well
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways i gotta like get ready to head out, hence the goat in the background
anon
>>561695
It looks really great this morning
sadmoder
are you off to the rave
>>561701
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561693
eheheehh thank youuuu
sadmoder
have fun rose orlando!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561692
you can just say like "wow so pretty" or smth ykno?
finch
sorry
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk who mog is
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
isnt it one of the moogles in final fantasy??
sadmoder
rose youre almost mimemoding rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wish i was mimemoding i love mimi
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561690
#throw
::rose_Orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>561707
#throw
::mimemoder
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways see yall later <3
sadmoder
bye rose
tea
bank is like "whoa kinda weird ur buying crypto" and so i gotta call them
sadmoder
tell them youre mooning shartcoin and will 10x any returns they could offer
nonners from small screen
imagine if things happened
>>561720
anon
Tell them you are investing in twinkcoin
nonners from small screen
what should i invest in
nonners from small screen
im investor
>>561724
sadmoder
idk i should invest, but im stupid and want to loose money options trading
finch
invest in puts on me bc its all downhill
nonners from small screen
what should i do with my bitcoin
>>561734
finch
buy drugs
nonners from small screen
>>561728
0.000095
sadmoder
give it to me ill double it
>>561735
anon
actually you should invest in a hayabusa
sadmoder
>>561735
i was going to give you more, then ask you to double a larger sum and take it
anon
>>561735
she's going to run a ponzi scheme
tea
so easy i called theyre like "was it u who logged in" i said "er yes" and they were like "oh. okay."
anon
>we saw here that you were anonymously purchasing "walter white super estrogen", mind telling us about that?
>>561743
anon
I was about to say, you are Canadian so you don't plea the fifth
sadmoder
i plead the 3rd
anon
Okay why would you spend twice as much on a BMW when you could have a hayabusa that is faster and less agile and more likely to kill you on a sharp turn
sadmoder
ok but imagine this: rain
>>561749
nonners from small screen
i wouldnt spend money on anything theres nothing to buy, what do people even buy?
anon
Not a hayabusa though because my life is GAY and STUPID
nonners from small screen
only thing to buy is a house
>>561753
anon
>>561751
I am going to remain a rentoid, I am rentpilled
tea
renting is unbased twinkanon you should become a homeowner and then gentrify the neighborhood
anon
I will become a homeowner multiple times over when my parents perish
tea
>when
ur parents havent even found immortality yet? loser
sadmoder
when your parents are landlords
>>561759
tea
me (an angel) i have immortal parents (god, the holy spirit, the universe)
anon
>>561757
If there is one thing I can say about my parents, they do be landlording
anon
But I would be going all in on solar tbh
sadmoder
i should invest in a fiber optics manufacturing buissness
finch
theyre running fiber in my neighborhood finally
>>561765
nonners from small screen
i will invest 1usd in anything u want
>>561766>>561767
anon
I will buy one
anon
And you will have
nonners from small screen
>>561768
how, theres nothing to do with money
sadmoder
start a shitcoin for ownership shares in your bike
anon
Damn that's a good idea
nonners from small screen
>>561773
art of the deal
sadmoder
#smartreply (must quote a post) how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
nonners from small screen
shittedcoin
sadmoder
#smartai how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset

Setting up a smart contract for ownership shares in a depreciating asset requires careful consideration of blockchain infrastructure, legal compliance, and economic mechanisms to account for value decay. Below is a step-by-step framework:

### **1. Define the Asset & Depreciation Model**
- **Asset Specification**: Clearly identify the physical or digital asset (e.g., machinery, vehicles, IP) and its key attributes.
- **Depreciation Schedule**:
* Choose between straight-line, declining balance, or units-of-production depreciation.
* Encode depreciation logic into the smart contract (e.g., `currentValue = initialValue - (annualDepreciationRate * elapsedYears)`).

### **2. Select Blockchain Platform & Token Standard**
- Ethereum (**ERC-20**, ERC-721 if fractionalized NFT), Solana (**SPL tokens**), or Polygon for cost efficiency.
- Use fungible tokens to represent shares unless uniqueness is required.

### **3. Smart Contract Architecture**
Key functions should include:
#### **(a) Ownership Distribution**
```solidity
function mintShares(address investor, uint256 amount) onlyOwner {
_mint(investor, amount);
totalSupply += amount;
}
```
#### **(b) Depreciation Adjustment Mechanism**
```solidity
uint256 public initialAssetValue = 100000; // e.g., $100k
uint256 public annualDepreciationRate = 5000; // 5% per year
uint256 public lastUpdatedTimestamp;

function updateCurrentValue() internal {
uint256 yearsElapsed = (block.timestamp - lastUpdatedTimestamp) / 365 days;
currentValue -= initialAssetValue * annualDepreciationRate * yearsElapsed / 10000;
lastUpdatedTimestamp = block.timestamp;
}
```

#### **(c) Payouts & Dividends**
Adjust payouts based on depreciated value:
```solidity
function distributeRevenue(uint256 revenueAmount) external {
require(msg.sender == owner(), "Only owner");

updateCurrentValue();

uint256 payoutPerShare = revenueAmount / totalSupply;

emit RevenueDistributed(payoutPerShare);
}
```

### **4. Legal Considerations**
- Ensure tokenization complies with securities laws (SEC Reg D exemption if private).
- Include KYC/AML checks via Oracles like Chainlink or third-party providers.

### **5. Oracle Integration for Real-World Data**
Use decentralized oracles to verify maintenance logs/collateral status affecting depreciation:
```solidity
// Example using Chainlink oracle callback
function fetchMaintenanceData(bytes32 jobId) external payable {
requestOracleData(jobId);
}

function fulfillOracleCallback(bytes32 response_) internal override {
maintenanceStatus[assetID] = abi.decode(response_)[0];
adjustDepreciationSchedule(maintenanceStatus);
}
```

### **6. Secondary Market Liquidity Mechanisms**
- Implement an AMM pool allowing share trading at adjusted book value.
- Whitelist wallets if under regulatory constraints.

---

This setup ensures transparent tracking of ownership stakes while dynamically adjusting valuation—critical when dealing with assets losing worth over time due to wear-and-tear/obsolescence risks inherent in such structures!
how do you setup a smart contract for ownership shares on a depreciating asset
anon
weinercoin
anon
The hoes keep telling me not to buy a Ninja 650
sadmoder
what did you buy
anon
I haven't bought anything yet, but a 650 was the plan
shrimpe
you should buy me a 650
>>561790
sadmoder
why would i do that
shrimpe
not you, twinkanon
sadmoder
hi shrimpe
shrimpe
hi sadmodere
anon
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anon
.skip (video skipped)
tea
estrogen more expensive than i thought >_<
tea
rip
anon
get a job at the estrogen factory and steal from your work
anon
Yes

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