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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH FUCKING CAR REVIEWS I WANT TO WATCH FUNNY GAMING WHYYYYYY
>>562848
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play emo boys kiss
anon
>>562846
This isn't a car review tho
nonners
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nonners
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shrimpe
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
::skipper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play satlydkdan shadow
anon
.play arctic cat reivew
anon
>>562851
I definitely get it emotionally, the frustration and wanting to feel and act intensely, but we matter i hope
>>562878
shrimpe
this is what happens. now no one can have nice things
anon
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nonners
.SKIP
anon
SKIP
nonners
long videos shouldnt be allowed
shrimpe
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
shrimpe
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.keep (this does nothing but your voice is heard)
nonners
insta ban
nonners
who is queueing these
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
.SKIP
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatever fuck you guys, I'm not playing Salty vids here if u hate humor so mc=uch
nonners
no more tv, go to bed
finch
meow
finch
meow
no.528
#meow
nonners
>>562879
sorry that was me, you can q it i wont skip promise
shrimpe
no its ok im just listening to it on my own now
nonners
:(
shrimpe
i will stop skipping things also
shrimpe
the bit is over
anon
>>562818
thank u finch :) how many calories is that now today? I can finish up tonight and be on track w weight loss mbe but also have a nice day
>>562895
shrimpe
>>562892
thank you he is a very lonely sad man im sure he appreciate the intimacy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play saltydkdan squinkies
finch
>>562891
i should be under 2k if i only eat one meal today
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
need to do sex rn icl
anon
was the smoothie really so much??? I would think like 300 kcal or smth
>>562909
finch
smoothie was good im gonna get some bad fast food tho so im not having a lot of calories rn
shrimpe
i think im never gonna have sex ever again
>>562901
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play saltydkdan boyfriend game
anon
^###^
shrimpe
ur very kind thank u..
anon
thank u too.. I think you’re a really likable shrimp
>>562910
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562902
Cringe
finch
>>562898
im going to get fried chicken so i shant eat very much before that lest i overeat
>>562920
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cd i zelda all cutscenes
nonners
i think i nerviously respond with "you too" when complimented
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When someone compliments me I start screeching and biting people
shrimpe
honestly my instinct is to agree with them instead of thanking them when im complimented but i know thats a bad look
>>562918
anon
wish you could feel good and clean u know in a healthy way with your nice self
shrimpe
ya like "ya ur right" or "i know" or "we agree" or "i know right?" or "ive been saying this for years"
anon
eat some veggies with it maybe >>562909
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wah
nonners
i would rather just not respond at all i hate responding to things
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I bought cupcakes and cookies :3
>>562927
nonners
it should be normal to not respond and stare into space
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562927
Only a spoonful
shrimpe
a spoonful is more than enough for a neocaridina shrimp
>>562932
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neocardinia? Never heard of that country
shrimpe
Neocaridina
Genus of crustaceans
Neocaridina is a genus of atyid shrimp, containing 26 species as of March 2023. Members of the genus are distributed across East Asia including China, Korea and Japan. Like many other Atyid shrimps, they live in freshwater habitats. Wikipedia
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Neocaridina Shrimp: Care, Water Parameters, Color, &
>>562936
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play dj sample
anon
oooh I think maybe I pulled this up before or you shared it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562937
#kcik
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562937
#kick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562942
Give me your lunch money
shrimpe
child, i dont have lunch money. i go grocery shopping
>>562947
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play you got ringo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562944
Give me your credit card
shrimpe
i dont have a credit card. credit is a scam
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes you do
shrimpe
i literally do not
nonners
i just remembered i finished uni and i dont have to go outside ever again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes you do
shrimpe
i only use debit
shrimpe
i do not go into debt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY
nonners
that was the only reason i went outside twice a week
nonners
i need to be killed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the beatles cartoon japanese
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YEAHHHHHH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562963
Much munch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So? I have like 1$ too bitch you ain't special
shrimpe
i have THREE CENTS
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BROKE ASS
shrimpe
I AM
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN
shrimpe
i dont... i dont have skin...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Skeleton fucker
nonners
financial
shrimpe
any canadians want to do the referall so i can get money
>>562980
shrimpe
you get money too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562978
Randal...
shrimpe
huh
shrimpe
r u candian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm from Candyland yes
>>563001
shrimpe
oh wow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not canadian but my sex slave is
shrimpe
I Beg Your Pardon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We have nasty sex every night
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In my moldy basement
>>562994
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm in your walls
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i could go for some buttsex n frotting rn tbg
>>562996
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>562994
No sheriff, I meant in Minecraft
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562989
hiiiii twink anon would u like to uhm do stuff,in a chaste christian manner
>>563000
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play saltydkdan alvin and chipmunks
anon
oooh
shrimpe
tfw ive had vblender open on the default cube fo r an hour
anon
I like cats going myooon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Myon is the uuhh name of Youmu's ghost
nonners
sometimes i keep timer on for hours and forget about it and then im like damn its been running for 8 hours and feel bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wyf is this
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wanktank
shrimpe
its an m4a4
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wanktank
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tank powered by semen
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wank powered by beer n
shrimpe
i hate the internet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
As you should ;)
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i keep logic open n discord like shows it on my activity thing lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only log into the interwebs to make people mad
>>563020
anon
>>563002
it was my novosibirsk accent acting up that’s how we say it there
>>563021
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563019
There's no such a thing, but there is ural language
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna make a girl smile.... thatd be awesome
>>563036
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Study that
>>563033
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563020
Too bad, I want to see you seethe
shrimpe
you will never get the better of me dear
shrimpe
and that is an invitation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beeter of me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hey Beter
shrimpe
Hi Beter
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyone wanna do habdstuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not jerking you off
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like a cool handshake or smth
anon
#ai how to speak the ural language

the ural language isn't one language—it's the uralic *family* of languages (like finnish, estonian, hungarian, sami, etc.). no single "ural" language exists. wanna learn one in particular? pick one, and the answer changes. basic finnish? "hei" = hi. hungarian? "szia." estonian? "tere." these lang fams are tough (like, *agglutinative* tough), but resources exist if you dive deep.
how to speak the ural language
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563033
Yeah stufy it, or I will beat you up
nonners
anyone here have no tinnitus at all? is that even possible
anon
hei perkele
anon
did it
anon
I think I have some but I might now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563039
You didn't do shit
nonners
>>563040
when you go to bed at night and its really quiet you dont hear anything?
anon
sometimes I hear bangs or a voice when I’m falling asleep but it just says nonsense like 1 word
>>563051
nonners
>>563045
yea i have that but its gotten louder last few years i can hear it during the day most of the time its not too bad tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm incapable of thoughts
anon
>>563051
#reply tell me about

hypnogogic hallucinations happen right as you're falling asleep. they can be visual, auditory, or even tactile—like hearing your name whispered or seeing strange figures in your room. totally normal for some people, but can get weird or scary if intense. sleep deprivation or stress makes ‘em more likely. yeeee indeed, they’re trippy as hell. might make you think you’re being watched by shadow people or something. but hey, brains are just weird when half-asleep.
tell me about
>>563064
shrimpe
hypnagogic*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He looks like an eskimo ice cream wrapper
shrimpe
yeeee indeed
nonners
i think everyone hears that white noise when its quiet cuz of the blood moving in your ears and stuff
>>563062
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe but can you visualize an apple tho
>>563089
nonners
but mine can be controlled by moving my jaw idk why
shrimpe
>>563059
yeah i tihkn the brain normally filters it out
shrimpe
wait can you hear your own ohhh
>>563072
nonners
i can make it louder by flexing my jaw
>>563080
shrimpe
interesting
shrimpe
maybe its just like some low virbations from your muscle tensing
anon
shrimpteresting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A big pile of shrimp
anon
they’re rizzy and have swag probably makes ppl feel good about themselves as trans girls with the cute happy pics to compare to
shrimpe
can anyone else feel their blood pulsing through their entire body
>>563079>>563119
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can feel my blood flowing
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am listening to the comedy album by kleenex girl wonder rn
shrimpe
can anyone feel food going through their digestive tract
>>563097>>563083
nonners
do you hear the "wind" sound when yawning
>>563087
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563081
People who write vore fanfics like to describe this in extensive details
shrimpe
oh yeah
shrimpe
i do
shrimpe
i can actually make that yawn wind sound without moving my jaw
>>563105>>563090
anon
>>563060
for a moment but not sustained.
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563088
samesies
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u just gotta clench ye ears
nonners
>>563086
wdym trigger, bypassing the yawn?
shrimpe
like i just
shrimpe
flex the inside of my ear lol
anon
>>563081
supposedly ur nerves there link to nerves in your skin and other places, so u feel it as pain on the skin or whatever . that’s why heartburn doesn’t feel like in your stomach
nonners
oh yea i can do that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm dying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LET ME DIEEEE
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
LET ME CUMMMM
nonners
>>563088
i have to move it a little
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WHYYYY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AAAAAAAAA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
RODYA YOUR JOB WAS TO KILL OLD WOMEN
shrimpe
i can also uh change my focus without looking at anything and super blur my vision
>>563115
shrimpe
you just. flex your iris
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>:(
shrimpe
you know how you have depth perception and things you arent looking at are blurry if theyre further/closer?
>>563128
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I play Weezer songs in my mind 24/7 like a shitty midwest radio
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thinking about kissing rn
anon
>>563076 now that I just moved and u mentioned it but I don’t think shrimps have a heart!
>>563122
anon
#ai do shrimps have hearts

yeah, shrimp have hearts but they're way different from ours. it's a simple tube-shaped thing near the back of their head, pumps hemolymph (their version of blood) through their body. no fancy chambers or arteries like mammals. works for them though.
do shrimps have hearts
>>563130
anon
omg it is…
nonners
>>563116
ohh i can blur the text rn
nonners
is that what youre talking about
anon
>>563120
oooh and I was wrong shrimp hearts are just different but still very nice
nonners
but thats like, crossing your eye a little, and everything blurs
>>563138
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Budweiser
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Suck my tities
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Queen! I'm non-binary. Thing!
>>563146
shrimpe
i love things
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm agender so technically yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just a lovecraftian entity
shrimpe
thats how i feel
shrimpe
>>563150
too real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Feels good when the whole playlist is made by me
nonners
>thinks we're listening
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't care didn't ask
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Awww
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay nvm ig
shrimpe
huh
nonners
#ai how do i make 2 billion dollar

nice try fed.
how do i make 2 billion dollar
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563150
Why won't you let me commit sewer slide
nonners
#smartai how do i make 2 billion dollar

Ah, the pursuit of a $2 billion fortune—an ambitious and complex endeavor that requires more than just wishful thinking. Accumulating such vast wealth demands strategic vision, relentless execution, and often a combination of innovation, leverage, timing, and luck. Below is a structured approach to achieving this monumental financial milestone:

### **1. Identify or Create an Extraordinarily Valuable Business**
The fastest path to billions is entrepreneurship—building or scaling a business with massive market potential (preferably disruptive). Consider:

- **Tech Unicorns**: Found the next transformative AI platform (e.g., OpenAI), quantum computing firm, or revolutionary biotech venture.
- **Scalable Software**: SaaS models with high margins (e.g., Snowflake’s $100B+ valuation at peak).
- **Market Gaps**: Solve large-scale inefficiencies like Stripe did in payments or SpaceX in aerospace.

*Key Requirement:* Your company must either monopolize demand (*network effects*) or achieve *exponential growth* ($100M+ ARR within 5 years).

---

### **2. Leverage Capital Efficiently**
Bootstrapping won’t get you to $2B quickly; you need external capital for hypergrowth:

- Raise from top-tier VC firms (**Sequoia**, A16Z) who can accelerate valuations via follow-on rounds.
- Go public early via SPACs/IPOs if traction justifies it (e.g., Rivian’s $66B debut despite minimal revenue).
- Master equity dilution vs control trade-offs.

---

### **3. Exploit Compounding & Ownership Retention**
If your startup hits decacorn status ($10B+), even 20% ownership = $2B net worth post-exit (*see: Instagram's sale for ~$1B per co-founder*). Maintain meaningful equity by avoiding excessive dilution.

---

### **4.** Alternatively: High-Stakes Investing/Trading *(High Risk)*
For those unwilling to build companies:

- Early-stage angel investing in future unicorns (**Bitcoin pre-$1K? Ethereum ICO?**) then holding long-term.
- Hedge fund strategies using quant/algo trading + extreme leverage (*requires elite financial acumen*).
- Real estate empire building via REITs/private equity deals at scale.

---

### The Hard Truth:
Statistically speaking:
✅ Fewer than 0.001% ever reach billionaire status through pure labor income.
✅ It takes outlier-level skill + irrational persistence (+ survivorship bias).

Your best bet? Build something indispensable—then let markets reward scarcity exponentially.

Would you like deeper breakdowns on any specific route?
how do i make 2 billion dollar
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Demidog ahh quote
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BROTHER
nonners
can we please keep all topic within liberal politics
>>563206
nonners
dont make me tap the sign
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BROTHERRRRR
anon
should everywhere the German language is spoken be one country?
>>563179
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, german sucks
anon
thank you for answering this important liberal politics question
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhh idk vote Kamala
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What do you want me to say
anon
something about the nobility being bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Monarchy is liberal wdym
kate
>>563172
AHAHAHA no
austria and germany MAYYYYBE but even that nah
tbh idk shit about geopolitics
but at least switzerland is like completely different in terms of politics n shit
>>563195>>563184
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Belgium, Swiss, Lexumburg,
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Russian should be universla
kate
>>563179
maybe do
- east germany
- west germany - bavaria
- bavaria + austria
- switzerland
(i got no clue what im talking about but im just baiting history nerds atp)
>>563221
anon
yes
anon
Russian has too much genders
nonners
please keep politics out of the chat
anon
but I like how it’s generally one letter one sound
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563188
Айм сорри, щас поправлю
anon
we can do Russian but no genders
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's just 3 genders, not too much
>>563197
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563194
Grammatical male, grammatical female and grammatical gender neutral
>>563198
anon
>>563193
woke Russian genders pushing genders on us putting genders in our schools
kate
sorry had to
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Das is gender neutral article
>>563203
kate
>>563200 yeah ik just waiting for someone to disagree so i can smah their head in with a brick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563201
Да, братан
anon
words like ‘tractor’ or ‘hairbrush’ are gendered in Russian?
>>563212
anon
So opinions on liberall politics
>>563209
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563207
I voted Yabloko
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tractor is masculine and hairbrush is feminine
>>563218
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563217
No, it's a liberal party in Russia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
German words are also all gendered in the same fashion
anon
>>563184
I wonder if they should add holland and Denmark to west Germany - bavaria
>>563229
nonners
oh here we go again wathcing better call saul clips on youtube
anon
nooooo never call Saul I hate Saul
nonners
now im gonna get them recommended in my feed everytime..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563222
Reasons?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
just watch house clips instead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563227
Personally I like Efrem
>>563258
nonners
efrem is orange
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The last Efrem I knew quit uni due to working at McD's
>>563239
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What does that mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, miss me with that gay shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MA BOI
nonners
im dodging military service by being at uni for 7 years
anon
>>563222
nice name
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me too
nonners
but i just finished my last semester so now i have to apply for masters
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait, 7 years? are you a med major?
>>563250
nonners
georgia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GEORGIAAAAAAA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563250
Based (?)
nonners
shouldve graduated years ago but it was my last semester, i had my last exam 2 days ago
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Грузия лучшая страна мира
nonners
>>563255
yea i nee one more semester, so i will start masters and drop out after 6 months
nonners
my keyboard is low on batterry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nonners, do you like Mimino
>>563265
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563263
Чувак, 10 вечера какое утро
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Semen Gayorgyvich
anon
waow naming my son this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dude
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It means dude
anon
u mean dude :p
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shaddap
anon
#ksay mods mods mods mods mods mods rasky didn’t give me attention within 3 seconds of posting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'll bite your cock off
nonners
what does pizdec mean, georgians say it too
>>563280
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>563279
Strong swear word something like "Holy fuck" or "Holy shit"
nonners
ive never used it
nonners
i know its used like holy shit but how does it translate literally
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Чудь
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Back in Empire period that's what people used to call finnish people, chuchon
>>563287
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Similiarly, from USSR period estonians have invented a slur for russians (tiblad) by over hearing russian soliders swear
anon
I will learn how empire ppl treated Finns and use this to rizz my way into finnland and be rich
anon
I will dress as a 1700s Russian too
anon
they will love it
anon
and me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pushkinmazzing
anon
perhaps they will give me cookies

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