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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH FUCKING CAR REVIEWS I WANT TO WATCH FUNNY GAMING WHYYYYYY
!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play emo boys kiss
>>562846
This isn't a car review tho
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>>562841
yeah sucks to watch but ig everyone gotta cope somehow
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::skipper
.play satlydkdan shadow
.play arctic cat reivew
>>562851
I definitely get it emotionally, the frustration and wanting to feel and act intensely, but we matter i hope
!!UTCPvC12Ac
this is what happens. now no one can have nice things
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long videos shouldnt be allowed
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ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
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.keep (this does nothing but your voice is heard)
insta ban
who is queueing these
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Whatever fuck you guys, I'm not playing Salty vids here if u hate humor so mc=uch
no more tv, go to bed
>>562858
yeah, ty for the nice words
we'll all get through it :D
this all happened because ya'll skipped my mix
meow
>>562789
whoah
meow
>>562879
IT DIDN'T EVEM PLAY FOR ME
#meow
>>562879
sorry that was me, you can q it i wont skip promise
>>562883
sounds like a personal problem..................
no its ok im just listening to it on my own now
:(
i will stop skipping things also
the bit is over
>>562818
thank u finch :) how many calories is that now today? I can finish up tonight and be on track w weight loss mbe but also have a nice day
>>562886
I FUCKED YOUR DAD LAST NIGHT
>>562892
thank you he is a very lonely sad man im sure he appreciate the intimacy
.play saltydkdan squinkies
>>562891
i should be under 2k if i only eat one meal today
!!UTCPvC12Ac
need to do sex rn icl
was the smoothie really so much??? I would think like 300 kcal or smth
smoothie was good im gonna get some bad fast food tho so im not having a lot of calories rn
i think im never gonna have sex ever again
>>562900
you’ve got me any time you change your mind
>having sex
.play saltydkdan boyfriend game
>>562901
ANON
^###^
ur very kind thank u..
thank u too.. I think you’re a really likable shrimp
>>562902
Cringe
>>562898
im going to get fried chicken so i shant eat very much before that lest i overeat
>>562907
im bad at taking compliments thank u
.play cd i zelda all cutscenes
i think i nerviously respond with "you too" when complimented
When someone compliments me I start screeching and biting people
honestly my instinct is to agree with them instead of thanking them when im complimented but i know thats a bad look
>>562833
nah it’s not
wish you could feel good and clean u know in a healthy way with your nice self
i feel pretty good
>>562914
like "yea i know"?
ya like "ya ur right" or "i know" or "we agree" or "i know right?" or "ive been saying this for years"
eat some veggies with it maybe >>562909
Wah
i would rather just not respond at all i hate responding to things
>>562910
#hug thank you too ::blush
I bought cupcakes and cookies :3
it should be normal to not respond and stare into space
>>562927
Only a spoonful
a spoonful is more than enough for a neocaridina shrimp
Neocardinia? Never heard of that country
>>562859
based!!!
>>562929
how much should I feed mine
Neocaridina
Genus of crustaceans
Neocaridina is a genus of atyid shrimp, containing 26 species as of March 2023. Members of the genus are distributed across East Asia including China, Korea and Japan. Like many other Atyid shrimps, they live in freshwater habitats. Wikipedia
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oooh I think maybe I pulled this up before or you shared it
>>562936
#kiss
>>562937
#kcik
>>562937
#kick
>>562932
if its cupcakes and sugary treats not too much!!!
Nerd
>>562941
you dont have to compliment me twice sweetheart
>>562942
Give me your lunch money
child, i dont have lunch money. i go grocery shopping
>>562940
true!!!
.play you got ringo
>>562944
Give me your credit card
i dont have a credit card. credit is a scam
Yes you do
i literally do not
i just remembered i finished uni and i dont have to go outside ever again
Yes you do
i only use debit
i do not go into debt
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY
i dont have any
that was the only reason i went outside twice a week
>>562956
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN
>>562878
yeah :) :)
i need to be killed
.play the beatles cartoon japanese
YEAHHHHHH
>>562958
kinda kinky
>>562963
Much munch
So? I have like 1$ too bitch you ain't special
i have THREE CENTS
>>562917
:) like a god that can talk to people online a lot
BROKE ASS
I AM
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN
i dont... i dont have skin...
simply financail
Skeleton fucker
financial
>>562968
basically yeah!
>>562973
its so simple
any canadians want to do the referall so i can get money
you get money too
>>562978
Randal...
huh
r u candian
I'm from Candyland yes
oh wow
I'm not canadian but my sex slave is
I Beg Your Pardon
We have nasty sex every night
In my moldy basement
As a reminder, I am uninvolved in this conversation
>>562976
webbed shrimp
I'm in your walls
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i could go for some buttsex n frotting rn tbg
>>562989
as if you dont say worse things on daily basis
>>562994
No sheriff, I meant in Minecraft
>>562992
hello
>>562993
I would NEVER
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>562989
hiiiii twink anon would u like to uhm do stuff,in a chaste christian manner
.play saltydkdan alvin and chipmunks
>>562998
Yes
>>562983
randyland or myonland the two countries
>>563001
IT'S NYONLAND YOU AUGUUFUUGUHHUUG
oooh
tfw ive had vblender open on the default cube fo r an hour
I like cats going myooon
Myon is the uuhh name of Youmu's ghost
sometimes i keep timer on for hours and forget about it and then im like damn its been running for 8 hours and feel bad
Wyf is this
!!UTCPvC12Ac
wanktank
its an m4a4
Wanktank
Tank powered by semen
!!UTCPvC12Ac
wank powered by beer n
i hate the internet
As you should ;)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i keep logic open n discord like shows it on my activity thing lmao
I only log into the interwebs to make people mad
>>563002
it was my novosibirsk accent acting up that’s how we say it there
>>563018
thats funny cause all u do is make me smile
>>563019
There's no such a thing, but there is ural language
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna make a girl smile.... thatd be awesome
Study that
>>563020
Too bad, I want to see you seethe
you will never get the better of me dear
and that is an invitation
Beeter of me
Hey Beter
Hi Beter
!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyone wanna do habdstuff
I'm not jerking you off
!!UTCPvC12Ac
like a cool handshake or smth
>>563023
damn a direct order
#ai how to speak the ural language
the ural language isn't one language—it's the uralic *family* of languages (like finnish, estonian, hungarian, sami, etc.). no single "ural" language exists. wanna learn one in particular? pick one, and the answer changes. basic finnish? "hei" = hi. hungarian? "szia." estonian? "tere." these lang fams are tough (like, *agglutinative* tough), but resources exist if you dive deep. how to speak the ural language
>>563033
Yeah stufy it, or I will beat you up
>>563022
I think u do that a lot rose
anyone here have no tinnitus at all? is that even possible
hei perkele
I didn’t it Randy
did it
I think I have some but I might now
>>563039
You didn't do shit
>>563040
when you go to bed at night and its really quiet you dont hear anything?
i get painful tinnitus
sometimes I hear bangs or a voice when I’m falling asleep but it just says nonsense like 1 word
>>563046
#hug
>>563045
yea i have that but its gotten louder last few years i can hear it during the day most of the time its not too bad tho
>>563047
hypnogogic hallucinations yeeee
I'm incapable of thoughts
>>563051
#reply tell me about
hypnogogic hallucinations happen right as you're falling asleep. they can be visual, auditory, or even tactile—like hearing your name whispered or seeing strange figures in your room. totally normal for some people, but can get weird or scary if intense. sleep deprivation or stress makes ‘em more likely. yeeee indeed, they’re trippy as hell. might make you think you’re being watched by shadow people or something. but hey, brains are just weird when half-asleep. tell me about
hypnagogic*
He looks like an eskimo ice cream wrapper
yeeee indeed
>>563046
#kiss that’s not good
i think everyone hears that white noise when its quiet cuz of the blood moving in your ears and stuff
Maybe but can you visualize an apple tho
but mine can be controlled by moving my jaw idk why
>>563059
yeah i tihkn the brain normally filters it out
wait can you hear your own ohhh
>>563053
oh interesting
i can make it louder by flexing my jaw
interesting
maybe its just like some low virbations from your muscle tensing
shrimpteresting
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563036
i hope so
A big pile of shrimp
>>563063
my own what
>>563070
wormies like your pics
>>563072
blood
they’re rizzy and have swag probably makes ppl feel good about themselves as trans girls with the cute happy pics to compare to
can anyone else feel their blood pulsing through their entire body
I can feel my blood flowing
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am listening to the comedy album by kleenex girl wonder rn
>>563076
when im relaxed
>>563065
or yawning
can anyone feel food going through their digestive tract
do you hear the "wind" sound when yawning
>>563081
People who write vore fanfics like to describe this in extensive details
oh yeah
i do
i can trigger that
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i can actually make that yawn wind sound without moving my jaw
>>563060
for a moment but not sustained.
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563088
samesies
!!UTCPvC12Ac
u just gotta clench ye ears
we must be related
>>563086
wdym trigger, bypassing the yawn?
like i just
flex the inside of my ear lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>563092
im a prawn
>>563081
supposedly ur nerves there link to nerves in your skin and other places, so u feel it as pain on the skin or whatever . that’s why heartburn doesn’t feel like in your stomach
oh yea i can do that
>>563096
cousin!
I'm dying
LET ME DIEEEE
!!UTCPvC12Ac
LET ME CUMMMM
>>563088
i have to move it a little
WHYYYY
AAAAAAAAA
RODYA YOUR JOB WAS TO KILL OLD WOMEN
i can also uh change my focus without looking at anything and super blur my vision
you just. flex your iris
>:(
>>563111
what does this mean
you know how you have depth perception and things you arent looking at are blurry if theyre further/closer?
I play Weezer songs in my mind 24/7 like a shitty midwest radio
!!UTCPvC12Ac
thinking about kissing rn
>>563076 now that I just moved and u mentioned it but I don’t think shrimps have a heart!
#ai do shrimps have hearts
yeah, shrimp have hearts but they're way different from ours. it's a simple tube-shaped thing near the back of their head, pumps hemolymph (their version of blood) through their body. no fancy chambers or arteries like mammals. works for them though. do shrimps have hearts
>>563119
this is racist
omg it is…
>>563122
You're racist
>>563124
only to fat faced dogs
>>563125
Wuh
>>563116
ohh i can blur the text rn
is that what youre talking about
>>563120
oooh and I was wrong shrimp hearts are just different but still very nice
but thats like, crossing your eye a little, and everything blurs
>>563133
STOP NO DONT BE MEAN TO THEM
Budweiser
>>563132
eyes
Suck my tities
Queen! I'm non-binary. Thing!
i love things
>>563137
#give
>>563142
waow hi based same
I'm agender so technically yeah
Just a lovecraftian entity
thats how i feel
>>563150
too real
Feels good when the whole playlist is made by me
>thinks we're listening
Don't care didn't ask
Awww
Okay nvm ig
huh
#ai how do i make 2 billion dollar
nice try fed. how do i make 2 billion dollar
>>563150
Why won't you let me commit sewer slide
#smartai how do i make 2 billion dollar
Ah, the pursuit of a $2 billion fortune—an ambitious and complex endeavor that requires more than just wishful thinking. Accumulating such vast wealth demands strategic vision, relentless execution, and often a combination of innovation, leverage, timing, and luck. Below is a structured approach to achieving this monumental financial milestone:
### **1. Identify or Create an Extraordinarily Valuable Business**
The fastest path to billions is entrepreneurship—building or scaling a business with massive market potential (preferably disruptive). Consider:
- **Tech Unicorns**: Found the next transformative AI platform (e.g., OpenAI), quantum computing firm, or revolutionary biotech venture.
- **Scalable Software**: SaaS models with high margins (e.g., Snowflake’s $100B+ valuation at peak).
- **Market Gaps**: Solve large-scale inefficiencies like Stripe did in payments or SpaceX in aerospace.
*Key Requirement:* Your company must either monopolize demand (*network effects*) or achieve *exponential growth* ($100M+ ARR within 5 years).
---
### **2. Leverage Capital Efficiently**
Bootstrapping won’t get you to $2B quickly; you need external capital for hypergrowth:
- Raise from top-tier VC firms (**Sequoia**, A16Z) who can accelerate valuations via follow-on rounds.
- Go public early via SPACs/IPOs if traction justifies it (e.g., Rivian’s $66B debut despite minimal revenue).
- Master equity dilution vs control trade-offs.
---
### **3. Exploit Compounding & Ownership Retention**
If your startup hits decacorn status ($10B+), even 20% ownership = $2B net worth post-exit (*see: Instagram's sale for ~$1B per co-founder*). Maintain meaningful equity by avoiding excessive dilution.
---
### **4.** Alternatively: High-Stakes Investing/Trading *(High Risk)*
For those unwilling to build companies:
- Early-stage angel investing in future unicorns (**Bitcoin pre-$1K? Ethereum ICO?**) then holding long-term.
- Hedge fund strategies using quant/algo trading + extreme leverage (*requires elite financial acumen*).
- Real estate empire building via REITs/private equity deals at scale.
---
### The Hard Truth:
Statistically speaking:
✅ Fewer than 0.001% ever reach billionaire status through pure labor income.
✅ It takes outlier-level skill + irrational persistence (+ survivorship bias).
Your best bet? Build something indispensable—then let markets reward scarcity exponentially.
Would you like deeper breakdowns on any specific route? how do i make 2 billion dollar
Demidog ahh quote
>>563134
true!!
BROTHER
can we please keep all topic within liberal politics
dont make me tap the sign
BROTHERRRRR
should everywhere the German language is spoken be one country?
No, german sucks
thank you for answering this important liberal politics question
Uhh idk vote Kamala
What do you want me to say
something about the nobility being bad
Monarchy is liberal wdym
>>563172
AHAHAHA no
austria and germany MAYYYYBE but even that nah
tbh idk shit about geopolitics
but at least switzerland is like completely different in terms of politics n shit
Belgium, Swiss, Lexumburg,
Russian should be universla
>>563179
maybe do
- east germany
- west germany - bavaria
- bavaria + austria
- switzerland
(i got no clue what im talking about but im just baiting history nerds atp)
yes
Russian has too much genders
please keep politics out of the chat
but I like how it’s generally one letter one sound
>>563188
Айм сорри, щас поправлю
we can do Russian but no genders
It's just 3 genders, not too much
>>563179
tis
>>563194
Grammatical male, grammatical female and grammatical gender neutral
>>563193
woke Russian genders pushing genders on us putting genders in our schools
>>563196
DAS NUTELLA
sorry had to
Das is gender neutral article
>>563200 yeah ik just waiting for someone to disagree so i can smah their head in with a brick
>>563201
Да, братан
words like ‘tractor’ or ‘hairbrush’ are gendered in Russian?
>>563169
I agree
So opinions on liberall politics
!boymodewng
1+1=2 i am a ge–
>>563207
I voted Yabloko
>>563208
#halt
>>563205
All words are gendered in russian
>>563208
#edit 2 -> 3
Tractor is masculine and hairbrush is feminine
>>563212 thought so wasn’t sure
>>563215
I ship them
>>563217
No, it's a liberal party in Russia
German words are also all gendered in the same fashion
>>563184
I wonder if they should add holland and Denmark to west Germany - bavaria
oh here we go again wathcing better call saul clips on youtube
nooooo never call Saul I hate Saul
now im gonna get them recommended in my feed everytime..
>>563222
Reasons?
!boymodewng
just watch house clips instead
>>563221
probably a bad idea idk
>>563227
Personally I like Efrem
efrem is orange
Maybe
The last Efrem I knew quit uni due to working at McD's
What does that mean
Nah, miss me with that gay shit
>>563234
efrem on that grind
MA BOI
im dodging military service by being at uni for 7 years
>>563222
nice name
Me too
but i just finished my last semester so now i have to apply for masters
Wait, 7 years? are you a med major?
georgia
GEORGIAAAAAAA
>>563229
yeah idk either
>>563245
no i failed classes to extend it
>>563250
Based (?)
shouldve graduated years ago but it was my last semester, i had my last exam 2 days ago
>>563250
lmao crazy
Грузия лучшая страна мира
>>563255
yea i nee one more semester, so i will start masters and drop out after 6 months
>>563230
sounds like a name an elf would have very cool
>>563258
It is a pretty rare name these days
my keyboard is low on batterry
Nonners, do you like Mimino
>>563263
Чувак, 10 вечера какое утро
>>563262
not seen it
Lol
>>563260
the ancient tongue…
Semen Gayorgyvich
waow naming my son this
Dude
It means dude
u mean dude :p
Shaddap
#ksay mods mods mods mods mods mods rasky didn’t give me attention within 3 seconds of posting
I'll bite your cock off
what does pizdec mean, georgians say it too
>>563279
Strong swear word something like "Holy fuck" or "Holy shit"
ive never used it
i know its used like holy shit but how does it translate literally
Чудь
Back in Empire period that's what people used to call finnish people, chuchon
>>563286
oooh interesting
Similiarly, from USSR period estonians have invented a slur for russians (tiblad) by over hearing russian soliders swear
I will learn how empire ppl treated Finns and use this to rizz my way into finnland and be rich
I will dress as a 1700s Russian too
they will love it
and me
Pushkinmazzing
perhaps they will give me cookies