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anon
The boot from all angles
anon
It's Prada bitch
Spiders
do they cost like 2000000 dollars a pair
>>563939
Spiders
eeeyikes
Spiders
holy shit YIKES
Spiders
can you dress me up in more affordable things
>>563946
shrimpe
i should run for prime minister
shrimpe
or be like an ambassador
shrimpe
it seems fun to talk as elected officials with other countrie's electred officials
anon
I am looking at like 200 dollar boots right now
shrimpe
id probably prank them and act silly
anon
instead of 2k dollar boots
Spiders
that's still expensive for me lmao
Spiders
more affordable definitely
anon
100 dollars?
Spiders
it's okay
Spiders
whatever dollar is fine
Spiders
it's all theoretical ;3
Spiders
okay
Spiders
food time
Spiders
cya later
Spiders
maybe..
anon
You can always go with Doc Martins
anon
He went to medical school for years just for you to call him "martin", it's DOC martin to you
>>563965
0.6858% booger!boymodewng
>>563964
woow ok make fun of the shoe doctor wowwww ur so originally he literally has a doctorate in mamking soes and ur making fun of him
anon
mammking soes
0.6859% booger!boymodewng
>>563963
sorry april i will have to execute you i liked re:fantazio better than order 33
shrimpe
ill dodge
0.6860% booger!boymodewng
>>563969
#slap
0.6861% booger!boymodewng
u mean parry
anon
*deflects*
0.6862% booger!boymodewng
i feel like such a boomer looking at an analog watch
anon
Why
0.6863% booger!boymodewng
because it makes me f eel old
0.6864% booger!boymodewng
because it's like damn i actually have to think about it
anon
You got a Seiko
0.6865% booger!boymodewng
yeah a 25 year old one
0.6866% booger!boymodewng
it was litearlly made before i was born
0.6867% booger!boymodewng
>>563980
isn't that like 10k
anon
No, it's 140 bucks
0.6868% booger!boymodewng
idk i don't like metal that much
0.6869% booger!boymodewng
it doesn't feel as comfortable as murdering a cow and then wearing it on ur wrist yano
0.6872% booger!boymodewng
your local school board is the ruling class and needs to be overthrown
anon
>>563985
This is my second favorite xeet ever behind elon saying "I love Trump as much as any straight man could love another man"
>>563991>>564007
shrimpe
>>563990
the remarks they made about eachother were quite homoerotic and i could smell the sexual tension
anon
It's so sad that this happened during Pride Month, now everybody is going to assume that gay couples are bound to fall apart no matter how much they love each other
>>563994
shrimpe
no im so happy its happening
>>563995
shrimpe
>>563992
oh wait this is so true.....
0.6873% booger!boymodewng
>>563993
of course your happy you hate yaoi
shrimpe
i actually read yaoi
0.6874% booger!boymodewng
then you shouldn't be happy their breaking up
shrimpe
i dont read old disgusting men yaoi
0.6875% booger!boymodewng
they're a real life yaoi couple
0.6876% booger!boymodewng
i already bought a watch now i'm poor
anon
It's like 60 bucks
0.6877% booger!boymodewng
mine was an... embarassing amount
anon
It was a seiko so I am guessing 200 bucks?
>>564008
0.6879% booger!boymodewng
but it looks cool
anon
Yeah, you should get a nice watch for yourself
anon
I however have no reason to ever buy a watch because I am going to get like a gorillion stupid gay rolexes
anon
So there is never a reason to invest in a nice one for myself
anon
.skip
anon
.play young sheldon best moments
anon
.play it insists upon itself lois
anon
i feel like fancy watches exist so that men can have fun buying pretty jewelry without feeling gay
>>564019
anon
>>564018
I would buy pretty jewelry and still be confident in my straightness
>>564020
anon
>>564019
exception that proves the rule, you'd probably also wear a bit of makeup for fun, no?
>>564021
anon
>>564021
yeah so you're based and ignore gendered stereotypes, most men refuse to ever do that on pain of death
anon
I encourage my fellow highly straight men to also wear jewelry from time to time
anon
By complimenting their outfits and encouraging their metrosexualit
Spiders
so true
Spiders
most men are soooo insecure
Spiders
brother you care way too much what society thinks of you
Spiders
must be a sad life
Spiders
made blts btw
Spiders
i'd take a photo but my phone is ultra retarded
anon
Zamn
anon
Spiders
Spiders
whaaaat
Spiders
hello beautiful :3
anon
Can I bench press you
Spiders
YES?!
Spiders
omg
Spiders
how much can you press
anon
Actually idk I haven't bench pressed in a while
Spiders
i'm a little more than 60 kilos not the lightest ;(
Spiders
i'm sure a big boy like you could handle it easy peasy though ;33
anon
what's that in America units?
Spiders
UM
anon
Oh yea
anon
I could do that easily
Spiders
a little more than 130 pound
anon
I was like thinking like
anon
I used to be able to do I think around 200
Spiders
omg
Spiders
manhandle me.
anon
Will do!
anon
I am also getting back into Muay Thai hopefully
>>564061
anon
So I can get mogged by the pros
anon
anybody has that image where a girl is telling her mom ad hominem and shit
anon
yeah
anon
whoops
Spiders
>>564062
cool :3 what's it about?
Spiders
like, what's the technique
>>564068
Spiders
that's not how you spell that
anon
>>564065
Heavy focus on kicks and knees and elbows and also clinch work
>>564073
Spiders
hold on
Spiders
OH it is
Spiders
you kick them in the knees
Spiders
or use your knees
anon
>>564073
Clinch work like you have your arms wrapped around their neck and they have theirs on you, so it's trying to break out or get underhooks while trying to do some lil kicks and knees here and there
Spiders
omg can we do that
Spiders
daddy
Spiders
:3
Spiders
meanie
Spiders
i'd like to know why though
>>564085
anon
>>564079
I do not like tomatoes, idk. I heard that like you know how some people think cilantro tastes like soap? Apparently there are people that think tomatoes taste like bleach and fresh tomatoes taste like bleach to me.
>>564098>>564088>>564092
0.6881% booger!boymodewng
>>564083
why what?
Spiders
why he doesn't like em
0.6882% booger!boymodewng
oh fair
0.6883% booger!boymodewng
>>564084
the cilantro thing is a gentic thing apparently
anon
Cook tomatoes are fine tho
anon
So whatever it is that I don't like
anon
get's broken down when cooked
anon
too watery/
anon
?
anon
schizo
Spiders
>>564084
weird. they're so good and juicy (when they're fresh at least)
Spiders
that's a shame also how do you know how bleach tastes like
anon
Tomatoes taste like how bleach smells
>>564104
0.6885% booger!boymodewng
>>564101
but you can't taste it
0.6886% booger!boymodewng
>>564102
source?
anon
I mean you can taste a little bit
0.6887% booger!boymodewng
ok fine if i have your permission then i will drink some bleach with my tomatoes and get back to you
0.6888% booger!boymodewng
>>564107
#change remove not
anon
I wouldn't say that!
0.6889% booger!boymodewng
>>564107
MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MOMDS MOMDS OMDS MODS ODS MODS MODS MODS
anon
#say moderation team
anon
#say cows
anon
i like cows
anon
how many of your ancestors do you think were reppers
anon
.play erdem 2025
anon
MOO
anon
::basilsmok
anon
FUKC
anon
::basilsmonk
anon
bullshit
anon
.play erdem resort 2026
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
Admittedly, topslop is also like that but in reverse and with more emojis and keysmashing
anon
i can't topslop.
anon
when did /lgbt/ add flags
anon
wait why am i anon again
anon
what
anon
hello????
anon
I am
anon
I haxxed you
SPIDERS
please don't hax my puter :(
SPIDERS
>>564132
sexy.... is that a 100 dollar bill.......
anon
Nah
anon
.play resort 2026 fashion show
anon
just realized channing tatum and jonah hill are different ppl
anon
day kinda ruined tbh
SPIDERS
twinkanon since you have a fashion sense apparently
anon
>>564145
That's basically my style if it was genderbent
SPIDERS
WHAT
SPIDERS
could you dress me up like that
SPIDERS
i want to look like that so bad
SPIDERS
how do i look like this
anon
Erm, depends on bodytype and how you want to do your silhouette and such
SPIDERS
okay...
anon
Just so you know, you probably could pull that off
kate
>>564156
now put another layer where its an actual ogrehon thinking that
>>564158
SPIDERS
that picture would be so relatable
anon
I willl actually forcefem both of you
SPIDERS
please do
SPIDERS
i'm so tired
anon
But basically, I'd need to know your general bodyshape and I will be honest, I do not trust a word that you type because it's going to be some "I am an anglefrauded ogremaxxing honpilled" something or other insane and deranged statement
SPIDERS
it's only slightly exagerated
SPIDERS
well i had this picture of my drawn silhouete but i think i wiped it
anon
Yeah I will prob just need gen silhouette
SPIDERS
because it was gross :(
anon
I mean I will be very frank, models in general are sort of built androgynously so it is not like it is actually hard to replicate the look
>>564174
SPIDERS
i sent it here some 3 weeks ago im sure you can find it :3
SPIDERS
hi..
SPIDERS
why are u straight...
lagunamarina
the fit is extremely baggy anyone could copy it
>>564188
lagunamarina
just search around it looks generic too
lagunamarina
and the haircut is just volume and fringe again easy to replicate
lagunamarina
not saying it looks bad though
SPIDERS
i meant previous message
SPIDERS
people looking at me and judging me in the store
lagunamarina
I just realized my cpu gets to 100 degrees when playing games
lagunamarina
thankfully im abt to replace it
SPIDERS
I WANT TO GET LOST IN THE BAGGINESS
>>564193
lagunamarina
don't rlly like it though
anon
>>564189
Depending on shape, you might want somethin that is tighter on the lower half but tbh that is a pretty good outfit as is for most people
>>564195
SPIDERS
>>564193
tighter on the lower half?? probably not
SPIDERS
maybe after i've been on e for a while
SPIDERS
idk if my hips are very narrow or if it's just my stupidly wide shoulder
anon
Okay, one, bitch yes women have narrowER shoulders, but you don't want super tight ultra narrow shoulders, most of these models have shoulders that are likely on par with yours if not wider, it's also highly dependent on decolletage instead of pure width
>>564200
lagunamarina
just get baggy clothes that make it look like you've more hips than u actually do
SPIDERS
>>564198
call me a bitch more oftern mreowooppp :33333
anon
>>564201
decolletage is how your neck and that general area above your chest looks
SPIDERS
i know
anon
so like collar bones and such
anon
.play kallmeyer resort 2026
anon
>>564206
models are tall as fuck. I would say that short idk er.... 5'7ish
SPIDERS
who cares about height really
>>564212
SPIDERS
it's the proportions that matter
0.6891% booger!boymodewng
true
lagunamarina
short is whatever is under average height
anon
>>564208
It's hard to have that bodytype if you aren't like 5'10 or 6'0
>>564216
SPIDERS
IT'S LITERALLY ME
SPIDERS
>>564212
wait what bodytype are we talking about
anon
Like a model, super skinny and tall as opposed to just sort of petite
0.6892% booger!boymodewng
what does that immage say
0.6893% booger!boymodewng
i can't put it into translate...
SPIDERS
it's silesian
SPIDERS
(fake language)
anon
hi wormies
SPIDERS
helloo
SPIDERS
can't tell who's a boy and who's a girl tbh
>>564232
SPIDERS
perhaps i am too woke
lagunamarina
genders aren't real
SPIDERS
yaaaaay
anon
>>564227
as it turns out much of what people consider attractive is often unisex and that there is a bit of internet poisoning going on with beauty standards
SPIDERS
why's the music so pretty
anon
Dior is GAY
SPIDERS
who ehe
0.6894% booger!boymodewng
my character just fucking ripped their heart out what thefuck is wrong with japanese games
SPIDERS
the fact that they're japanese
lagunamarina
soft
lagunamarina
I grew up playing way worse h games
SPIDERS
i sometimes wonder if i'm autistic
SPIDERS
maybe i'm just stupid though
SPIDERS
probably that
anon
Okay thus far erdem has been my favorite by a LONG bit
anon
#ai how to remove screw stuck in wall and furniture. sprayed with WD 40. can’t you heat it or do something else clever? going to get a big Philips head too.

yep, heat can help if wd-40 didn't work. grab a soldering iron or heat gun and warm up the screw head a bit—metal expands, breaks corrosion. if it's in wood, heating the screw can soften any glue or gunk.

bigger phillips is smart, but consider a manual impact driver if you have one—sudden torque bursts can break it loose. if stripped, try a rubber band between screw and driver for extra grip. if still stuck, drill it out carefully with a drill bit slightly smaller than the screw, then tap the hole for a new one.

if it's really wrecked, cut a slot with a dremel for a flathead or use locking pliers to twist it out. how to remove screw stuck in wall and furniture. sprayed with WD 40. can’t you heat it or do something else clever? going to get a big Philips head too.
SPIDERS
no idea which one that is but i'm glad you're having fun :3
anon
pretttty
SPIDERS
maybe i can
anon
That's the Olsen Twins fashion label
>>564256
SPIDERS
the olsen twinks
0.6895% booger!boymodewng
>>564254
>twins
you cant tell me you actually believe this
0.6896% booger!boymodewng
there's no such thing as the olsen twin it's just one person
SPIDERS
why do they have that one anime haircut
>>564263
lagunamarina
that fringe is a bit too long mabe
lagunamarina
maybe *
anon
I figured you would like these
SPIDERS
they are beautiful
SPIDERS
SPIDERS
MODS make it so when i type ;3 it doesn't disapear pls
0.6897% booger!boymodewng
SPIDERS
#imshyuwu fuck YOU
SPIDERS
doesn't work. i've been tricked
0.6898% booger!boymodewng
i foroet how to do it
lagunamarina
penis
SPIDERS
noooo :(
0.6900% booger!boymodewng
oh there we go now this works
anon
>>564252
#smooch you are so pretty spiders
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hi globber
anon
I hope you’ll show us ur nice hair after the stylist
SPIDERS
idk who this is but thank youuuuuu
anon
I think rune reader works on it
anon
fiiiine I’ll put a name on
SPIDERS
:3
globber
just for u :)
anon
.play resort 2026 chanel
SPIDERS
woah
SPIDERS
nazi fashion
SPIDERS
that's fitting for me
anon
Coco Chanel... the nazi
0.6903% booger!boymodewng
>>564292
coco melon is a youtube channel silly i don't think they had anything to do with the nazis
globber
>>564273
drie it’s how I spell dry
SPIDERS
what
SPIDERS
hi
SPIDERS
>>564298
why does she look like she is skyscraper height
anon
>>564299
Coco Chanel dated a nazi officer and I think did other questionable things
SPIDERS
can i beat them up
lagunamarina
a channel about a coco clearly
SPIDERS
ohh
SPIDERS
now i get it
SPIDERS
thank you
anon
>>564302
She's dead now, but she was apparently helping nazi intelligence alot during the war
SPIDERS
oh
SPIDERS
perhaps i will get a chance to piss on her grave sometime
anon
now her company makes low quality clothes for a premium price
lagunamarina
I hope it involves child labor and underpaid workers
SPIDERS
child labor?!?!?!
SPIDERS
hl2 beta reference
lagunamarina
free tvs
SPIDERS
hehehe ;3
SPIDERS
some might say
SPIDERS
it was very dark................................................................................and..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................gritty.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................g
SPIDERS
this pleasant gradient shows up at your door
lagunamarina
all this fashion stuff looks boring
anon
Okay but basically New York won
lagunamarina
people should just dress like ff and kingdom hearts characters irl
>>564329
anon
>>564327
Do you want to see the actual like insano runway fashion?
lagunamarina
those just look silly not cool
SPIDERS
the music is so whimsical
SPIDERS
why does they look like kind of look like thye
SPIDERS
well what im saying is it kind of looks like a condom on a dick
anon
Balenciaga
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