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anon
we unwoked it
anon
ALL THAT WORK
anon
JUST FOR YOU TO WOKIFY IT
globber
>>567637
ooh pretty ear bug need a stained glass ear bug
lain from cybertrucks
thats one of the trinkets i stole from a local small business
lain from cybertrucks
>>567648
#trvke

nice try fed.
shrimpe
criminal
nonners
truke
shrimpe
sorry i forgot to add this to the prompt, please always use a smiley face in the end
>>567660
shrimpe
>>567659
THEYRE TURNING THE FRICKEN BIRDS TRANS
lain from cybertrucks
>>567663
#edit swap the girl and bird in this message
anon
>transgenders the local pigeon population
nonners
#trvke (must quote a post)
>>567667
nonners
>>567666
#trvke

yeah, sounds good. ready when you are. just drop the text and i'll give the most terse possible response based on the rules. trve or deboonked, no extra fluff. let's go.
>>567669>>567670
shrimpe
>>567668
why do you hate pigeons...
lain from cybertrucks
>>567668
would they still be pigeon sized
shrimpe
id put a pigeon in my pocket
lain from cybertrucks
>>567674
there is no point of reference in the pic
>>567679
tea
me too
shrimpe
can i put you in my pocket
tea
girl on the right is not a giant
anon
*pulls out my fat pocket pigeon*
tea
am i ur fat pocket pigeon twinkanon
anon
No that was a euphemism for my FAT COCK
(perma)
>>567685
shrimpe
oh ic how it is.........
tea
pets my fat pocket krill
nonners
#ai why are pigeons dumb?

pigeons aren't dumb, they just got that washed-up office worker energy. zero urgency, zero concerns. they're just vibing, eating bread, shitting on statues. respect their hustle. why are pigeons dumb?
anon
ban evading by dropping my flag
>>567691
tea
i wont
tea
\\sadflkjhdslfksahdlfkjsadfkj
tea
dam
nonners
ban had been evaded, how will the bancels respond?
tea
\\asdfhaksljhgkjfhdsdflkjghdsfg
nonners
evade past tense should be evode
>>567703
anon
I was called a Golden Retriever
tea
my beautiful horse/dog cant tell which
>>567709
0.7081% booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimpe
>>567711
tea
i have a golden retriever
nonners
#sau beeeeeeeeeeeeeg yoshi
0.7084% booger!boymodewng
NO
nonners
#say beeeeeeeeeeeeeeg yoshi
tea
i like how the pitch changes in that one
tea
#say beeeeeeeeeeeeeeg yoshi
tea
thats actually a pic of my dog
tea
2
anon
oh wow calling me your dog?
AND I GET BANNED FOR HORNYPOSTING
(double perma)
tea
double perma its over
tea
he can never ban evade this
anon
I would never pan evade a triple perma
>>567728
tea
hello new user
anon
>pan evade
anon
I wouldn't DARE pan evade
(one billion perma ban (forever))
davesprite
14820.jpg
>match with a guy
>profile name is D
>gives me a name with [4 letters] [6 letters] for contact
>can't check his eyes, covered in all his pics
>he looks... fucking exactly like andrew hussie
>same age too
there's no way
surely not, right?
::hussie
>>567750
0.7085% booger!boymodewng
mods just let him horny post and he'll get it out of his system GOD
>>567733>>567734
lain from cybertrucks
>>567732
>get it out of his system
yeah thats what we DONT want on lib pol im guessing
>>567741>>567746
anon
I have been mega perma banned!!!
anon
Alright I have to go to brunch soon
tea
no twinkanon
tea
ur just banned
tea
ur not leaving
tea
the mods their ban was effective
0.7086% booger!boymodewng
>>567734
coward
anon
Oh no like I have a brunch scheduled
tea
work with me here if the mods think ur banned they wont ban u when u return
anon
They would never ban me I am a loveable scamp
(BIG BEAUTIFUL BAN)
tea
debatable but alright good bye twinkanon
0.7087% booger!boymodewng
>>567734
if ur so confident on this lain you should make a poll
>>567748
0.7088% booger!boymodewng
DEMOCRACY
lain from cybertrucks
#poll should twinkanon "get it out" of "his system"/yes/no
>>567751
davesprite
>>567731
can you imagine
i think if it was them i would not even know what to do
anon
There is five votes for yes, not looking so good
>>567759
lain from cybertrucks
>democratic orgasm
anon
democracy be like
shrimpe
fake news
lain from cybertrucks
youve got to be kidding
anon
THEY REMOVED
0.7089% booger!boymodewng
it's what the people want
anon
THEY HIDE THE TRUTH
tea
#poll is censorship worse than murder/yes/yes/yes
shrimpe
sorry we had to stop the count due to technical issues but the results just before it stopped were uh 100% no
anon
STOP THE COUNT
anon
Stuffing the ballots
anon
THEY ARE STUFFING THE BALLOTS
davesprite
do you guys think this LA thing is a major canary moment
>>567771>>567776
shrimpe
#poll we love our moderators and their censorship/ yes/yes/yes
anon
Three districts in libpol have yet to announce their results
tea
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) vote on the 2000s presidential election/george bush/UH OH HANGING CHAD GEORGE BUSH AGAIN
>>567779
davesprite
are they about to occupy all the cities
that's my worry
anon
curious that they just so HAPPENED to find a bunch of no hornyposting votes....
0.7090% booger!boymodewng
the deepstate mods are trying to rig the horny election
>>567775
0.7092% booger!boymodewng
>>567777
you FOOL
anon
I am not a hanging chad, I am a hung chad
0.7093% booger!boymodewng
>>567777
YOU FOOLK
lain from cybertrucks
>>567781
i dont know how you did not come to that conclusion like half a year ago honestly
>>567784
davesprite
>>567783
well i've been thinking along those lines for about since the day he got shot in the ear actually
it all ended then
but it's going very very fast
and i'm trying to readjust my strategies
and wondering if it's too late already
if street movement in america is not going to work at all anymore
>>567791
anon
What should I get at brunch
shrimpe
>>567781
i think uh until you start taking serious action outside of the initial media related plans youre probably fine in regards to that but you are kind of a target simply for who u r
>>567792
anon
I need a poll
anon
#poll what should I eat at brunch / eggs benedict / salad / waffles / something weird / idk what they have yet / just drink alcohol
lain from cybertrucks
>>567784
davesprite if you believed in the 'american project' up until this point i think you mightve been a teensy weensy bit naive
>>567794
davesprite
>>567786
yeah but it all leads into putting 24/7/365 shift-cycled protests in all the cities
but now i need to figure out if it's even possible to do that without getting everyone arrested or if i need to keep my people out in the damn woods
>>567795
lain from cybertrucks
>davesprite waco
noooooooo bestie no
davesprite
>>567791
i stopped believing there was even the remotest chance of saving the federal government around 2017 or 18, that's why my entire agenda and strategy
i believe in the american project still though
the government is just completely broken
and turning violent at around the fastest clip it can get away with which compresses everything
shrimpe
>>567792
i think in the next few months its very likely that there will simply be a lot of protests happening if not a civil war or just a lot of bad shit so idk i think u can probably skip the media and go right to getting involved with that stuff
>>567802>>567964
lain from cybertrucks
>>567796
i have to pee but in case you leave before im done i hope u get really drunk at brunch
>>567799
anon
>>567798
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
tea
>>567798
chat going fast nobody will notice its not politics
davesprite
>>567795
i am not skipping this. the game contains instructions for what to do during and after the fighting parts. it's a manifesto wrapped in a fun video game.
but i do think it's possible i don't need to wake people up anymore
they're getting kicked awake and i just need to rise to the top of the herd
>>567809
anon
This is a cult
lain from cybertrucks
what the actual fuck
>>567808
lain from cybertrucks
#ksay #ai how come peopl can put mayo on frenched fries when mayo icky and also its yucky too

cause some people like the creamy texture and tangy taste, even if you think it's gross. fries are just a vehicle for whatever topping you prefer—ketchup, mayo, ranch, or straight salt. no rules, just vibes. you do you. how come peopl can put mayo on frenched fries when mayo icky and also its yucky too
shrimpe
>>567802
start the clown movement asap
davesprite
>>567796
i have openly and repeatedly said i am building a cult of personality around myself for the purpose of better advertising and achieving my legislative agenda
tea
look if u havent tried fries with mayo
davesprite
>>567811
dave is pretty insecure and struggles a lot with his sense of self worth tho so also
#hug
>>567819
tea
i dont wanna hear it
tea
if u have and dont like it
tea
i also dont wnana hear it shuth up its so good
davesprite
>>567819
hey the test said it not me ;p
anon
where is this quiz
nonners
quiz.com
lain from cybertrucks
>>567821
My friend, what an insightful comment. I am blown away. Please keep doing what you are doing
>>567829
davesprite
i've actually considered getting buff in a masculine way just for the purposes of being a more appealing cult leader lol
>>567974
0.7095% booger!boymodewng
>>567828
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
shrimpe
sry that wa sa joke
shrimpe
its on the forehead
0.7096% booger!boymodewng
:D
shrimpe
like u r my niece or smth
shrimpe
and i pinch ur cheek
lain from cybertrucks
::barnacle
tea
::krill
0.7097% booger!boymodewng
#ksay lain
davesprite
libpol when my story drops will you guys read it
the first two chapters are free
>>567846>>567851
lain from cybertrucks
#ksay fraimed
>>567852
davesprite
>>567841
i guess i should finish the reveal trailer and then ask this question and queue it in the player heheh
shrimpe
think
davesprite
i wonder if i started too late for anything i'm doing to matter though lowkey
we're so far along in this bullshit
but i have to try
i am equally scared of someone toppling the trump regime and then being just as bad, as i am of trump
we do not have time for errors anymore
0.7098% booger!boymodewng
>>567842
Imagine for a moment that among humans some people can fly. Government staff come and tell you that you can take a course that will teach you how. This sounds great, and one hears of emotional accounts of what it is like to soar in the sky. But you have no personal experience of what flying feels like. To learn it you must go for six to nine months daily to school. You do exercises like flapping your arms but you never really take off. And you do not often need to fly anywhere. Whenever you do, you can either take the plane or send a relative who can fly to do what is needed. So, is the benefit worth the effort?v
>>567856>>567858
davesprite
>>567851
*paid 4 chapters
(but it's a one time fee so if you buy 3 you get them all when they come out)
and yayyyy
>>567861
anon
>>567848
I read a wiki I don't know what any of this means
lain from cybertrucks
>>567852
yeah its fun sure why not
davesprite
>>567852
but i wanna be fly
i wanna have my friends ask me to carry them like an infant through the sky and make fun of them for not having taken the class
nonners
>>567857
#this (i came here to literally say this)
shrimpe
>>567853
ok well ill buy it 4 times because i like supporting local artists / political movements
>>567863>>567865
lain from cybertrucks
okay its time to do tobert foxes new chapters of deltyruns and maybe finish musiced
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
davesprite
::davesprite_heart
tea
>>567865
this is equal to 7 american dollars
shrimpe
im buying a hotas and a racing wheel
>>567871
davesprite
>>567865
the game is gonna be $0.99 USD tbf lol
i intend to make money on merch
>>567877
0.7100% booger!boymodewng
you're gonna give it all to ME
>>567875
nonners
>>567872
ive no idea what youre talking about
0.7102% booger!boymodewng
>>567878
you can have $1
shrimpe
that wont get me a hotas and wheel
>>567883
tea
#ksay scheveningen
shrimpe
I need like $#1200
shrimpe
sells ur watch
shrimpe
buys a hotas
shrimpe
accidentally hacks into a reaper drone and flies it into your house
0.7104% booger!boymodewng
it's not worth enoguh fro a hotas
>>567891
shrimpe
cries
0.7105% booger!boymodewng
lamoa
shrimpe
>>567888
wait rly did u spend that reasonably
tea
#ksay zostere
shrimpe
i remember u were looking at like 12k dollar watches or smth
shrimpe
i assumed that one was worth at least a grand...
>>567918
nonners
whats the point of a watch
>>567902
tea
hai twinkanon
nonners
you have your phone
tea
i turned dutch while u were gone
>>567905
tea
hallo
anon
I just check my watch
nonners
you don thave to keep it out, how often do you chekc time every 5 mnutes?
>>567912
anon
>>567908
My weiner is a statement piece
shrimpe
i guess thats one way to put it
anon
>>567909
Depends on where I am at, but like yeah if you are commuting and stuff, you do check every five minutes
tea
im dutch
anon
>>567918
You can get a 100 dollar watch. Oh yeah you got a nice Seiko
>>567948
0.7109% booger!boymodewng
>>567927
but you're not french??
anon
Which Seikos are good, they are nice watches
shrimpe
did they move when u salted them
>>567934
shrimpe
thank god that would be scary
>>567940
shrimpe
thats the homestuck frog
anon
Have you guts eaten frog before?
>>567942
anon
I like frog tbh
tea
>>567941
the??? frog legs/???? didn't have the rest of the frog??????
>>567947
anon
I have eaten it like 6 times
0.7110% booger!boymodewng
>>567928
i was gonna get a character watch like a pokemon watch bc i thought it would be funny but i'm gonna wait until I know my coworkers better before doing that
>>567950>>567958
tea
>>567947
i don know iw as actually kinda wondering the same thing myself
>>567952
tea
we had 7 frog legs which like... ????
shrimpe
>>567949
theres a poor frog fella with no legs.....
0.7111% booger!boymodewng
first impressions yada yada
shrimpe
odd number
shrimpe
three legged frog?
tea
well yea how was it 7????
shrimpe
2 + 2 + 2 = 6,
2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8,
2 + 2 + ? = 7????
tea
anyways
tea
frog is like chicken but also it tastes like seafood kinda
>>567986
tea
its great
shrimpe
interesting
nonners
#ai nice try fed.

game recognize game. nice try fed.
>>567968
tea
#ksay yeh
globber
>>567827
ziz didn’t physically transition for that reason
nonners
.play are you injured?
anon
>>567980
oh btw uh Adam Lippes just did their Resort show and it is good so I might show you a bunch
globber
I wonder if I could catch the frogs outside my house. feels kinda psycho idk. been avoiding meat on Friday and Monday now anyway
>>567990
shrimpe
>>567987
catches you outside of my house >:)
tea
i eat shrimps frequently
tea
you will be no different
tea
just another one of my countless vict- AUGHHH
shrimpe
ok bottom
shrimpe
too easy
shrimpe
not so. shrimple. now. is it.
tea
#poll please vote to ban shrimp/yes do it that was mean/no it was okay
kate
heeeeeellow LGTV peoples
tea
lets see what democracy brings us today
shrimpe
it ended in my favour
tea
LMAO
shrimpe
pay no attention to the shrimp behind the curtain
nonners
its always shrimple if you take away all the bloat
tea
#vote ban shrimp?/no/hanging chad to also no
kate
for us buoymoders there is nothing that isnt shrimple
except when we try to krill ourselves
shrimpe
#vote a/a/a/
shrimpe
fuck
shrimpe
#poll a/a/a/a/
shrimpe
#poll should I ban tea? / Yes. / No. / Not so Shrimple Now.
tea
#poll ban shrimp?/no/hanging chad so also no
>>568021
tea
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) should shrimp ban me? Yes. / thank you mods /thank you mods/ thank you mods
nonners
ive been sick for 3 weeks what the fuck
nonners
i will be sick forever
tea
what did the doctor say
nonners
what doctor
tea
have u been eating apples
nonners
i ate a banana today
nonners
an apple yesterday
shrimpe
wrong, you gave it to me
nonners
oh right
anon
Stop FIGHTING
tea
twinkanon if we don't fight what could we do instead
>>568025
tea
BORING
tea
(omocat pic)
anon
>>567976
this is the ideal human food source btw
tea
what about frogs
anon
We just need to domesticate them enough to solve the Spawning Problem
tea
>domesticate them
are we gonna have krill as pets?
anon
no theyre straight up basically the most efficient food animal possible on earth
tea
i want a pet krill
anon
The ideal human food source is (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
just naturally with no human intervention they already have the largest biomass on earth of any clade iirc
yngven
shimp
anon
and their population half of it gets eaten and replenished every 6 months
anon
compare to 6 YEARS for cattle with 5k years of domestication
tea
why cant we eat them
anon
and they eat a kind of bacteria that is so prevalent on earth it grows in raindrops before they hit the ground
anon
okay but I can (redacted for hornyposting) like 20 times a day, so you do that and I can like feed way more people.
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