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davesprite
libpol when my story drops will you guys read it
the first two chapters are free
>>567846>>567851
lain from cybertrucks
#ksay fraimed
>>567852
davesprite
>>567841
i guess i should finish the reveal trailer and then ask this question and queue it in the player heheh
shrimpe
think
davesprite
i wonder if i started too late for anything i'm doing to matter though lowkey
we're so far along in this bullshit
but i have to try
i am equally scared of someone toppling the trump regime and then being just as bad, as i am of trump
we do not have time for errors anymore
0.7098% booger!boymodewng
>>567842
Imagine for a moment that among humans some people can fly. Government staff come and tell you that you can take a course that will teach you how. This sounds great, and one hears of emotional accounts of what it is like to soar in the sky. But you have no personal experience of what flying feels like. To learn it you must go for six to nine months daily to school. You do exercises like flapping your arms but you never really take off. And you do not often need to fly anywhere. Whenever you do, you can either take the plane or send a relative who can fly to do what is needed. So, is the benefit worth the effort?v
>>567856>>567858
davesprite
>>567851
*paid 4 chapters
(but it's a one time fee so if you buy 3 you get them all when they come out)
and yayyyy
>>567861
anon
>>567848
I read a wiki I don't know what any of this means
lain from cybertrucks
>>567852
yeah its fun sure why not
davesprite
>>567852
but i wanna be fly
i wanna have my friends ask me to carry them like an infant through the sky and make fun of them for not having taken the class
nonners
>>567857
#this (i came here to literally say this)
shrimpe
>>567853
ok well ill buy it 4 times because i like supporting local artists / political movements
>>567863>>567865
lain from cybertrucks
okay its time to do tobert foxes new chapters of deltyruns and maybe finish musiced
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
davesprite
::davesprite_heart
tea
>>567865
this is equal to 7 american dollars
shrimpe
im buying a hotas and a racing wheel
>>567871
davesprite
>>567865
the game is gonna be $0.99 USD tbf lol
i intend to make money on merch
>>567877
0.7100% booger!boymodewng
you're gonna give it all to ME
>>567875
nonners
>>567872
ive no idea what youre talking about
0.7102% booger!boymodewng
>>567878
you can have $1
shrimpe
that wont get me a hotas and wheel
>>567883
tea
#ksay scheveningen
shrimpe
I need like $#1200
shrimpe
sells ur watch
shrimpe
buys a hotas
shrimpe
accidentally hacks into a reaper drone and flies it into your house
0.7104% booger!boymodewng
it's not worth enoguh fro a hotas
>>567891
shrimpe
cries
0.7105% booger!boymodewng
lamoa
shrimpe
>>567888
wait rly did u spend that reasonably
tea
#ksay zostere
shrimpe
i remember u were looking at like 12k dollar watches or smth
shrimpe
i assumed that one was worth at least a grand...
>>567918
nonners
whats the point of a watch
>>567902
tea
hai twinkanon
nonners
you have your phone
tea
i turned dutch while u were gone
>>567905
tea
hallo
anon
I just check my watch
nonners
you don thave to keep it out, how often do you chekc time every 5 mnutes?
>>567912
anon
>>567908
My weiner is a statement piece
shrimpe
i guess thats one way to put it
anon
>>567909
Depends on where I am at, but like yeah if you are commuting and stuff, you do check every five minutes
tea
im dutch
anon
>>567918
You can get a 100 dollar watch. Oh yeah you got a nice Seiko
>>567948
0.7109% booger!boymodewng
>>567927
but you're not french??
anon
Which Seikos are good, they are nice watches
shrimpe
did they move when u salted them
>>567934
shrimpe
thank god that would be scary
>>567940
shrimpe
thats the homestuck frog
anon
Have you guts eaten frog before?
>>567942
anon
I like frog tbh
tea
>>567941
the??? frog legs/???? didn't have the rest of the frog??????
>>567947
anon
I have eaten it like 6 times
0.7110% booger!boymodewng
>>567928
i was gonna get a character watch like a pokemon watch bc i thought it would be funny but i'm gonna wait until I know my coworkers better before doing that
>>567958>>567950
tea
>>567947
i don know iw as actually kinda wondering the same thing myself
>>567952
tea
we had 7 frog legs which like... ????
shrimpe
>>567949
theres a poor frog fella with no legs.....
0.7111% booger!boymodewng
first impressions yada yada
shrimpe
odd number
shrimpe
three legged frog?
tea
well yea how was it 7????
shrimpe
2 + 2 + 2 = 6,
2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8,
2 + 2 + ? = 7????
tea
anyways
tea
frog is like chicken but also it tastes like seafood kinda
>>567986
tea
its great
shrimpe
interesting
nonners
#ai nice try fed.

game recognize game. nice try fed.
>>567968
tea
#ksay yeh
globber
>>567827
ziz didn’t physically transition for that reason
nonners
.play are you injured?
anon
>>567980
oh btw uh Adam Lippes just did their Resort show and it is good so I might show you a bunch
globber
I wonder if I could catch the frogs outside my house. feels kinda psycho idk. been avoiding meat on Friday and Monday now anyway
>>567990
tea
i eat shrimps frequently
tea
you will be no different
tea
just another one of my countless vict- AUGHHH
shrimpe
ok bottom
shrimpe
too easy
shrimpe
not so. shrimple. now. is it.
>>568055
tea
#poll please vote to ban shrimp/yes do it that was mean/no it was okay
kate
heeeeeellow LGTV peoples
tea
lets see what democracy brings us today
shrimpe
it ended in my favour
tea
LMAO
shrimpe
pay no attention to the shrimp behind the curtain
nonners
its always shrimple if you take away all the bloat
tea
#vote ban shrimp?/no/hanging chad to also no
kate
for us buoymoders there is nothing that isnt shrimple
except when we try to krill ourselves
shrimpe
#vote a/a/a/
shrimpe
fuck
shrimpe
#poll a/a/a/a/
shrimpe
#poll should I ban tea? / Yes. / No. / Not so Shrimple Now.
tea
#poll ban shrimp?/no/hanging chad so also no
>>568021
tea
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) should shrimp ban me? Yes. / thank you mods /thank you mods/ thank you mods
nonners
ive been sick for 3 weeks what the fuck
nonners
i will be sick forever
tea
what did the doctor say
nonners
what doctor
tea
have u been eating apples
nonners
i ate a banana today
nonners
an apple yesterday
shrimpe
wrong, you gave it to me
nonners
oh right
anon
Stop FIGHTING
tea
twinkanon if we don't fight what could we do instead
>>568025
tea
BORING
tea
(omocat pic)
anon
>>567976
this is the ideal human food source btw
tea
what about frogs
anon
We just need to domesticate them enough to solve the Spawning Problem
tea
>domesticate them
are we gonna have krill as pets?
anon
no theyre straight up basically the most efficient food animal possible on earth
tea
i want a pet krill
anon
The ideal human food source is (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
just naturally with no human intervention they already have the largest biomass on earth of any clade iirc
yngven
shimp
anon
and their population half of it gets eaten and replenished every 6 months
anon
compare to 6 YEARS for cattle with 5k years of domestication
anon
and they eat a kind of bacteria that is so prevalent on earth it grows in raindrops before they hit the ground
anon
okay but I can (redacted for hornyposting) like 20 times a day, so you do that and I can like feed way more people.
anon
>>568039
because 1) nobody is trying very hard and 2) their natural spawning cycle involves a 3km tall water column
anon
also they produce krill oil which is like fish oil supplements except even better for you
anon
and theyre genuinely the most efficient converter of sunlight => carbs => protien on earth
anon
>>568047
I wish I could (redacted) you and feed you a cute little cake while you (redacted for hornyposting) on my (redacted for hornyposting)
>>568056
anon
but the spawning problem is super solvable it would only take like a billion dollars
anon
and it would be free insanely nutritious food with very low maintainance that could be put anywhere on earth
>>568054
globber
shrimp net
anon
also u gotta breed some of them that like warmer water because the best candidates currently like 2-6 degrees celcius
tea
>>568048
i like cake :) and also pastries :) and cookies :) i love sweets
>>568091
anon
>>568054
look at euphausia superba its the best one probably
anon
just need to make them more warm tolerant and solve the spawning prawnblem
globber
mmmmm 😋
anon
also they taste like shrimp probably
0.7112% booger!boymodewng
are we banning shrimp or not
globber
shrimp
shrimpe
the krill food source is very promising it seems waow
globber
o no goodbye shrimp
0.7116% booger!boymodewng
>>568069
SHRIMP YOU NEED TO BE BANNED TEMPORARILY
>>568075
shrimpe
>>568073
ok #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
0.7117% booger!boymodewng
OK I'LL DO IT WITH YOU SHRIMP
shrimpe
NO DONT IT WAS A FAKE COMMAND
0.7118% booger!boymodewng
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
shrimpe
NO
nonners
i want the one where
nonners
whatever
nonners
.play fox go fluff
globber
:0
anon
I will bake you so much
nonners
DO NOT CLICK
globber
it has many words
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not Philmalirion
globber
Randy :)
tea
omg cute fox
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568094
That better not be nucler codes
globber
mmm
globber
shrimp deprived
tea
#ksay shrimp deprived
shrimpe
im so deprived
shrimpe
i sleopt 4 hours
globber
#ksay shrimp deprived
shrimpe
and 5 hours the night before
shrimpe
and 5 hours the night before
>>568116
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shimp that's coma
tea
im shrimp deprived i need more shrimp
globber
I need more shrimp shrimp deprived
shrimpe
im sorry im not enough for you......
globber
nooo need more of you silly
>>568119
shrimpe
i actually kicked my videogame addiction
>>568126
globber
tea deprived too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOU FUCKER YOU MORON YOU INSTALLED WISHMASTER ON MY ONLY LAPTOP I WILL KILL YOU
>>568125
globber
nonners deprived
anon
Alright what shkuld I drink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhhh horse
shrimpe
>>568126
yeah the drugs are definitely helping and also the influence of a new person
globber
oooooh interesting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play saltyskdan imagine fashion
globber
I’m still on my phone all day :/ like shrimps n all tho
shrimpe
oh i still sit on my pc all day hehe
globber
hehe
globber
shrimp pc
shrimpe
but. i been tinkering with blender and stuff more and programming stuff (using claude)
>>568138
globber
:) those models were preddy cool
shrimpe
i already did the donut tutorial
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yyes
shrimpe
i know how to use the basic tools and render and material and node
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do the dinut
globber
I want a donut please fry me a donut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A ponut, if you will
shrimpe
im making a tank
globber
tank full of donuts drive to my house pls
tea
i should start a company called soylent green and they extract AKP from krill so then it's a meal supplement made from phytoplanktons
>>568157>>568154
shrimpe
week
globber
I might eat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568149
Honse
shrimpe
>>568148
u should and u should hire me and pay me well and give me benefits ill be a really good worker!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No plz I want my peepee back
>>568158
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AAAAAAAA
globber
randal hates healthcare sad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like my peepee
globber
sorry Randy it makes me dysphoric
anon
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST) #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST) #riskflip (tails) #upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST) #downvote (USER WAS DOWNVOTED FOR THIS POST) #uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well I'm not showing it to you either
globber
waow so demure~
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not trying to mog you, I just want to keep my organs
globber
waow so loyal to his organs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wrong Organ lol
globber
🙂↕️
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine AAAAAAAA
shrimpe
>>568172
u were looking for the image i made omg...
nonners
no the nose
shrimpe
o-ooo-ooh...
nonners
i didnt know you made it so how could i look for it thats a plot hole
shrimpe
idk...
shrimpe
im stupid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Technically we all have a plot "hole"
>>568187
shrimpe
im sorry
shrimpe
>>568184
i was never in it for the story
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're a late arrival
>>568190
globber
you’re a latent arrival
nonners
whats this video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine Fashion Designer :)
globber
shrimp time
nonners
let me guess randal queued this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only queue PEAK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
globber
hehe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Um akshually Salty uses he/they pronouns so he's woke
globber
ok salty:)
nonners
who's salty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The guy
nonners
what guy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This guy
nonners
oh you think we were watching
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well ur asking so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You must be at least peeking
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*peeing
globber
*beeing
nonners
::liberal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play saltydkdan alvin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play fuck bees
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play sonic 06 silver theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568223
These people are against Undertale Toriel
tea
dont they know? her name is a pun on tutoriel
globber
Tory is an ok name
0.7119% booger!boymodewng
And Booger said, "Let there be light" and there was light.
nonners
okay
globber
waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play diddy kong racing krunch
nonners
these motherfuckers still havent announced the dates for masters degree entry exam
>>568241
nonners
im sitting here refreshing the page all day
0.7120% booger!boymodewng
>>568233
master deez nuts
nonners
>>568233
CS but its only to dodge military conscription im gonna drop out after a semester cuz ill be old enough to not be drafted anymore
>>568236
0.7121% booger!boymodewng
>>568235
bayzed
0.7122% booger!boymodewng
#ksay randol
globber
#ksay bee Randall
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is Booger evil Globber or is it the other way around
nonners
>>568231
but i know its in mid-late july, i just cant get myself to study until i know the dates for some reason
globber
mmmmm
nonners
i just put a pill in my mouth and it disappeared
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No way brah
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