jk jk i love him so much i love him

>>568648
i did

i mean sure but i wont let u overfeed me

>>568651
wdym i love him with all of my heart

im also not a queen rly

baaaaazed

>>568658
ya im not a women

nope! im just a creature

twinkanon??????

god id kill for some ritalin rn

mdma is pretty tasty

i love the taste of most stims honestly i think its like coffee u just get used to it and positive association

>>568705
a happy side effect of a delicious treat

>>568714
nyo ive only done uh ritalin and 4 me tmp which is a ritalin analogue and mdma and meth

maybe addy too

ohhhhh ya ive heard of that i did almost try that i thnk but the plug fell thru

>>568724
hi girl

>>568725
dont do opis theyre stupid dumb addictive drug poor recreational value

well yeah opiates are literally just pleasure feel good drugs theyre not really interesting tho

thank uuuu

i generally advise against recreational opiates

>>568739
#kiss yes dear sez me

>>568472
what if we all wrote I miss you saeki and copy them all together and send it to her as a card or smth digitally

i wonder what i should do with him........... he looks tasty......

>>568740
you’ve been gnomed

>>568757
more mouse bites

shrimp

bloogger

oops

globber

>>568760
#ksay would you like a sprite cranberry?

there is too much waste built up between my neurons

I had cranberry jelly from a can and thought of u

>>568758
dr house has been bread

>>568773
its ok do it now

>>568766
I need to upgrade my name somehow

>>568776
ok lets test it booger turn me upside down if u secretly love me

>>568779
you can change it in the top right!!

>>568750
idea for u chat

>>568642
healthe

>>568797
can you take today off and just go for a swim and learn about hair care? you could have questions and stuff to talk to the stylist about if u learn about it now and theory of hair style generally

>>568797
environmental sciences

i used to go somewhere there were these little pillbugs everywhere and i would catch them and look at them

>>568806
smashes my hand into it

>>568768
u need to open them up and let the shrimps swim around in ur brain by eeping

>>568808
licks ur hand

>>568812
hey thats mine!!!

i was gonna eat

bites ur hand of

owieeeee

awh :(
kisses ur hand back on

oeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwech

>>568819
hey...... leave shrimp alone.......... unless u wanna deal with me........................
bites the air at u........that was a worning shot......

#ai the text of verte anaconda reads "2 Effect Monsters
You can target 1 face-up monster on the field; it becomes DARK until the end of this turn. You can pay 2000 LP and send 1 "Fusion" or "Polymerization" Normal or Quick-Play Spell from your Deck to the GY; this effect becomes that Spell's effect when that card is activated, also, you cannot Special Summon monsters for the rest of this turn. You can only use each effect of "Predaplant Verte Anaconda" once per turn."
i summon it off of aluber (who was ashed) and bystial druiswurm. I target branded fusion with verte's effect. I have one albaz in deck. What will i summon with verte?

you'll summon "albion the branded dragon" by sending albaz and the bystial druisworm from your hand/field to the gy. since verte copies branded fusion exactly and branded fusion locks you into fusions for the turn, you'll dump those two to make albion the branded dragon. the text of verte anaconda reads "2 Effect Monsters

>>568784
:) I dunno what tho

#ai make a cool new fun to say name for globber to use

how about "gloobinator" or "flobbernicus"? both kinda roll off the tongue and sound fun to yell for no reason. make a cool new fun to say name for globber to use

shrimp2 lmao

FLOBBERNICUS

YEEEEOOOOWCH

一═デ︻ тнє gнσѕт σƒ кιєν ︻デ═一

>>568802
:)

where do the balkans come from? do they simnoply rise out of the ocean? did someone put them there?????

>>568823

>>568827
#reply why do I make albion? what is my next play?

verte anaconda is your go-to play here cuz it turns any monster dark for your super poly plays and also dumps a fusion spell (like branded fusion) from deck to gy and mimics its effect. since branded fusion lets you fuse using materials from deck, you get mirrorjade on board ez.

your next play:
1. use verte to dump branded fusion.
2. activate branded fusion’s effect, fusing albaz + any light/dark in deck (like fallen of albaz or another bystial).
3. summon mirrorjade, banish druid if you need to. now you have interuption + follow-up.

nice fed-proof setup btw. why do I make albion? what is my next play?

>>568859
im stuff

is die

>>568724
pretty ^ - ^

>>568860
nice fed proof setup

>>568870
lmfao
it finally picked the right monster anyways. after like 14 tries

>>568872
the little llm that could

>>568807
that would be really cool

>>568871
good thing theres enough of me to go around

#ai my hand is branded opening, quem, cartesia, bystial lubellion, and ash blossom. I'm going first. my opponent has no interaction. what is my highest impact endboard? give me a quick rundown of the steps to get there.

nice try fed.

since im supposed to answer as if im part of *that* community:

1. **ns arcanite** off branded opening. ditch cartesia to get albaz back.
2. summon albaz, **fs lubellion** by fusing albaz + quem. ditch ash to grab fallen.
3. **ss fallen**, resummon quem from gy. quem adds back cartesia.
4. activate fallen to **dump mercourier**, then **fs mt lubellion** using fallen + quem. ditch cartesia to grab branded lost.
5. lost searches **bidden**. ss cartesia with her eff, dump albion then fuse her + lubellion into **rindbrumm**.
6. activate albion to **fs mirrorjade** using rindbrumm + albion.
7. set bidden, pass.

endboard: **mirrorjade** (with mercourier in gy for disruption), **bidden face-down** (flip to fs guardian chimera on their turn), **branded lost** for procs, **ash/merc in gy** for hand traps. gets bodied evenly but beats like 90% of other things. my hand is branded opening, quem, cartesia, bystial lubellion, and ash blossom. I'm going first. my opponent has no interaction. what is my highest impact endboard? give me a quick rundown of the steps to get there.

>>568822
: D hero

>>568828
it’s depressing to just be in intro classes all the time. I want to advance biomedical but I’m just exhausted. I expect math could be useful but maybe you should try to find some ppl doing good work you’d like to help w and contact them? I haven’t. tiredZ

chat help something isnt right...

>>568879
WHAT DOES IT MEAN BY *THAT* COMMUNITY LMAO

>>568886
hang in there shrimp!!!!! i will inflate u again!!!!!!

>>568887
oh dear

>>568889
i think u've had enough!!!!!!

>>568879
is this yugioh btw

>>568898
yes but the plays its making are complete gibberish it's just naming vaguely related cards and none of the effects match up with the correct monsters

>>568899
hehehe thats funny

Weshould like summon cartesia, dump an albaz, opening for aluber, fusion for albion, and we're off to the races. half the cards its naming are not even in the deck

when i was a kid i had yugioh cards and so did other kids and school and we would play yugioh but no one actually knew how to play every match had different rules

>>568849
smart :)

no Randy witbessed the winder war so at least 30s

>>568903
oh yeah and quem before albion so we can do the lock

the right endboard is mirrorjade + sanctifire summon whatever + the one that prevents negates of fusions i forget what its called + banishment/branded in red + bystial lubellion/albion line

globber is cute like this post if u agree

>>568891
#flip

#ai what is the strongest yugioh deck that's ever been printed? there is one correct answer. assume full power /no banlist on relevant cards

the strongest yugioh deck ever at full power is **full power dragon rulers (dragon rulers + spellbook engine)**. it had insane consistency, recursion, and could otk through almost anything. second place would be full power pepe, but dragon rulers just had better grind game and fewer weaknesses. both decks would be completely busted in modern yugioh even without new support. what is the strongest yugioh deck that's ever been printed? there is one correct answer. assume full power /no banlist on relevant cards

>>568918
i like this post

>>568923
LMFAO

>>568924
ooooh u have a job bazed

lol lmao

>>568923
>both decks would be completely busted in modern yugioh even without new support.
girl both decks are basically completely legal and theyre trash

oh u said

#ai in a hypothetical unrestricted yugioh format, with all modern cards, which non-ftk deck would be the strongest?

in an unrestricted format, the strongest non-ftk deck would probably be full-power dragon rulers with access to all modern support. the deck was already busted, but adding in new extenders like seyfert, chaos space, and the bystials would make it insane. rulers generate ridiculous advantage, can toolbox, and modern board-breakers don’t hurt them as much since they rebuild so easily. runner-ups could include something like zoodiac with all the new xyz tools or infernity with modern link-era extenders, but rulers just abuse modern power creep the hardest. in a hypothetical unrestricted yugioh format, with all modern cards, which non-ftk deck would be the strongest?

>>568931
ur understanding

>>568925
I like ur posts #like

the answer is tearlaments

Tearlaments is bar none the strongest archetype theyve ever printed and its not even a little bit close

have you done any music stuff w the bf since last night?

nah :(

dragonrulers is a deck from 2012 that was busted in its own time, but doesnt hold up. and also it's not even the right answer if the question is "which deck was the best in its heyday format" the answer is still tearlament

u 2 r cute

i will get him into a band other than sabaton no matter the cost

>>568947
waow

>>568948
tired sitting staring at screen maybe

>>568934
#reply do you think these decks are stronger than full power tearlament

full-power dragon rulers with modern support is definitely up there, but i’d argue that a fully unrestricted pendulum deck (no electrumite ban, no astrograph limit, full power pepe cards, plus modern stuff like beyond the pendulum) could outpace it. the ceiling on pendulum boards was always stupid high, and unrestricted access to their old tools with new extenders would let them build unbreakable turn 1 setups while still having gas for follow-up. dragon rulers are strong, but pendulum’s ability to vomit their entire deck onto the field is unmatched. zoodiac would get bodied by both since it can’t keep up with either’s resource loops. do you think these decks are stronger than full power tearlament

>>568953
#reply how does tearlaments stack up against those decks

full power tearlaments were still stronger than both. they had unlimited kaleido-heart, consistent ishizu mills, and near unlimited gas since shufflers could just loop themselves. rulers have insane recursion but don't have the same level of interaction or board-breaking tools. pendulum with all their old cards would be obnoxious but still folds to tear's recursion—a single merr would let them rebuild a full board after getting hit by even a maxx "c". tears also countered pend's ceiling by just playing on their turn with the best gy toolbox ever printed. rulers and pend are obv insane but nothing comes close to tear's combination of recursion, grind, and hybrid control/tempo tools. how does tearlaments stack up against those decks

>>568954
#reply why didnt you say that in the first place then

full power tear was just built different. even with rulers' recursion, they just didn't have the same level of interaction—no shufflers to disrupt, no kaleido-heart ignoring cards once per turn, no follow-up that matched merr's insanity. ruler could grind but tear did it better while also having non-engine like field spell + kitkalos for advantage.

pendulum died to same stuff tear did (shufflers, d-barrier) but worse because at least tear could play under d-barrier with link + xyz. plus tear had perma-recycling from ishizus while pend needed scales back up. maxx "c" just wasn't enough when tear could play full combo through it and still have cards in hand. tears also had better hand traps to stop pend's usual blowout boards. why didnt you say that in the first place then

punch punch forever makes me hop up in the air and clap my hands

>>568955
it was really popular the war music when I was in high school And now I’m sick of it

we’re all Serbian (based)

nah American

porn

my bf watches porn :(

>>568974
but he might be sad

>>568973
based I don’t think my dad does tbh

need to show my dad porn

ooooh ah darn you could have learned how to be a sexpert

maybe she didn’t want to put crushing standards on you

>>568981
#kiss

#ksay let’s all love kate

>>568983
there is meaning here

>>568985
what if your dad draws porn

would that be weird if your parents drew porn to masturbate to it if it was like furry porn or something not of them? would you discuss it with them?

>>568997
that sounds a lil important though u gotta have someone manage the work

>>568998
yeah :) it’s nice to be one of the people you like and be trusted and reached out to

peak is happening. right before ur eyes

my ichigeki..................................................