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davesprite
there are no good answers
this is a bad time to be american
davesprite
dang chat is really dead tonight
alright then
hope everyone's having sweet dreams
>>571776
ohai
finch
i just got here
finch
hiii
davesprite
>>571780
i am such an autistic bald anorexic very rare sour patch kid tbh what a vibe
davesprite
okay i am not bald i am ashamed to admit i have great hair actually
though if i stop taking E i would eventually go bald
finch
have you been tampered with
>>571784
davesprite
most of the jokes i could make here are extremely dark unfortunately
i am over it
but i find i tend to think those are funnier than other people do lol
>>571789
davesprite
i like meeting up with ptsd friends and making jokes where we just say the most god awful shit but act like it's funny
i guess that's probably some kind of catharsis if you ask a shrink lol
finch
>>571785 its ok i say really awful stuff but not in a joking way because i am a bad person
>>571790
davesprite
then again i want to take over the world and lex luthor myself so what do i know about moral virtue lol
>>571794
finch
i dont say bad things about others ionly about myself
>>571793
davesprite
>>571794
i want to take over the world in a solarpunk way thank you very much
my being on estrogen is incidental
finch
>>571793
i deserve it tho for looking the way i do im ngmi
davesprite
the mistake the left makes (one of them) is caring too much about respecting identities
i don't give a FUCK if my gender is respected
let's build more nuclear reactors
chop chop
finch
thats lucky i do give a very large fuck about how im perceived but im built like tony soprano so i dont know how well thats gonna go for me
>>571799
davesprite
>>571798
(1) tony soprano is a baddie
(2) technology can fix this too (also fitness)
(3) i think the sutras or the bible or something may have some wisdom for you here. perception is ephemeral and to some extent uncontrollable and the entire sense of what washes onto us from the outer world is an illusion constructed by our senses. when the inner ship is confidently righted no storm blowing through can capsize it
>>571800
finch
>>571799
technology is too expensive i am poor and permanently manly and ugly
finch
i just rep bc iwnbaw. even after 15mo on estrogen im still ugly
>>571802
davesprite
also that's not very long
davesprite
also you legitimately learn to live with it if you never pass
no one fully changes sex anyway
there's a stage of acceptance
i have been on estrogen for like a decade and i look like some kind of eboy
you vibe with what you got and build your inner self
build out an aura that transcends gendering
davesprite
you're allowed to be sad
but don't iwnbaw yourself and stuff
i smack bucket crabs
finch
you huh
finch
it took me 5 minutes to understand
anon
it makes sense to me
finch
yeah im just retarded and couldnt understand what that meant for several minutes
anon
dont say that!
anon
ur very smart
anon
thumbs up
finch
omg twinkanon
anon
not this guy
anon
hi
anon
I need to make a thread to just post fashion show pics
anon
that would be good
anon
Too sleepy to do right now, but will prob do tomorrow
>>571824
finch
my shoulders r so wide im so cooked
>>571829
anon
ur shoulders are very wife
finch
you misspelled wide
0.7271% booger!boymodewng
>>571826
ur moms bad
anon
you do that though. and so do many people. i think.
>>571831
finch
ok i dont have a measuring tape but my shoulders r probably a solid 18 inches wide at least
anon
>>571828
Never, you just keep bringing up lewd things
anon
im innocent
anon
ive never done anything wrong!
anon
My catsuit is more... uh... latexy and also a bit more well fetishy
finch
yeah im sure you would want to wear one of those, twink
>>571838
anon
Actually I have two, but one isn't *really* a catsuit
anon
>>571835
i guess i never knew there was an actual name for something like that
>>571842
finch
i wish i got big hips w being fat but of course i didnt because god hates me
anon
i dunno
anon
>>571843
It's Mugler, alll their models look like that. Actually I also think they have transgender models funnily enough, this person is not
>>571848>>571849
anon
I actually might wear the catsuit when I get back to my apartment, I have to verify that I exist to strawgirl but I need to wear my helmet to hide my face and wear something to cover up, which might be good to wear a catsuit for that
anon
But also.... might get banned for that
finch
opened reddit saw a fitttts post that mogged the absolute hell out of me wanted to jump and then closed it
anon
what
anon
goot night tea
anon
>>571854
I simply need to avoid doxxing myself, you must understand, it is important to wear latex fetishwear to protect my identity
anon
lame!
finch
>>571858
mistake i have made a bunch here
anon
>>571858
it'd be anonymous because the catsuit has a corset piece
finch
i bet im gonna get lolcowed by some sharty tards
anon
becoming a lolcow is something thats avoidable i think
anon
i feel like lolcows and the enjoyment people get out of them are entirely based on their reaction to things
anon
and/or feeling like they are making an impact on the world by attacking trans people or whatever
anon
im just saying dont let shit like that get to you. they dont mean anything.
finch
>>571872
it looks like a skin colored rubber o ring around their neck
finch
swallowed an entire donut whole
anon
_FIO0096.webp
it's Mugler bitch, don't hate her cause she's beautiful, hate her because she is going to step on you
anon
00004-Ralph-Lauren-Fall-20.webp
Waow Ralph Lauren is revolutionizing the fashion industry by creating something that I have literally worn regularly for the past 4 years
finch
i know nothing about fashion whatsoever so what's interesting about these pictures
>>571887
anon
high fashion is all bullshit
anon
This is ready to wear shows
anon
So actually this is not really high fashion
anon
all of this is designed to be like as close to purchase as possible, ie like normal looking
finch
my mom used to sell jeremy scott clothes and i got like a test sweater he made when i was probably 7 or so it was neat and had an alien on it
0.7272% booger!boymodewng
twink anon
anon
Mugler does kind of push it with their fetish wear, but occasionally you will see a pop star or rapper wearing it. Megan Thee Stallion collab'd with them one year and her outfit that she modeled is literally just her ass hanging out
0.7273% booger!boymodewng
twinkanon
finch
i guess
0.7274% booger!boymodewng
#ksay twinkanon
>>571890
0.7275% booger!boymodewng
hi
anon
hi
finch
every time i think of the friend i had who got to transition when we were 15 because her parents let her i get a little bit sick
0.7276% booger!boymodewng
hi
anon
hi
0.7277% booger!boymodewng
Hi!
anon
Helllo
anon
Bloober
anon
Do you want to see a Saint Laurent or a Louis Vuitton outfit
0.7278% booger!boymodewng
whos bloober?
0.7279% booger!boymodewng
i just like the french so i'm okay with either
finch
fuck
0.7280% booger!boymodewng
>>571903
i think this looks pretty
anon
Bloober do you watch Jojo
0.7281% booger!boymodewng
no
0.7282% booger!boymodewng
im playing red dead right nw
anon
alright
anon
goodnight
0.7284% booger!boymodewng
EAST COAST FUCKS SUCK
>>571916
anon
west coast best coast
romeo
i have recently taken to replaying games from my childhood
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571887
eeeep this is cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
romeo did u see my fit this weekend??
romeo
no i dont think i did :(
romeo
cute!!!
romeo
you look like a princess almost
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hehehehe yesss puppy princess yay
romeo
love the mariokart poster
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
heheh thats my friends i was sleeping in his room lol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
he like wasnt home tho (i was going to see my other friend whos his bf) so i just kinda slept in there alone this time ;-;
romeo
the amount of times ive fallen asleep in my friends rooms is concerning
romeo
most of the time i was on new meds which make me sleepy hehe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its fun tho :3 its nice sleeping over somewhere
>>571935
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had a funny dream where i woke up super late and everyone was like "roooose you slept in tooooo much omg"
romeo
i commonly get up too early ;_;
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i got up after only having like just under 6 hours of sleep this morning but then i went to bed again n i felt more tired after getting the additional two or so hours lmao
romeo
i sleep a lot but i tend to fall asleep super early, at like 6 or 7pm
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571925
#throw
::rose_orlando
romeo
and then i wake up anywhere from 3-5am
romeo
i had to get up that early because my mom works at my school, but now that im out of high school i can hopefully fix my schedule ;_;
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like waking up like late morning tbh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i have a driving lesson in lik an hour so i woke up a little earlier
romeo
oh jeez
romeo
good luck
romeo
dont crash the car into a tree and die
>>571948
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571947
wasnt planning on it
anon
middle of the night
giant spider loose in my bedroom
sitting in my car trying not to cry
i am so tired
>>571954
anon
i hate spiders i hate them i hate them
anon
i also saw a scorpion on the front porch
romeo
spiders are nasty
anon
i hate living things why do they all want to hurt me just let me sleep
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571949
awww im sorry anon
anon
fuck this swamp
anon
i just want to go back in my bedroom but i don't even know where the spider is so i need to remove everything from the cluttered room until i find it but it's the middle of the night and that would wake people up right now and maybe i should just drive my car into a tree really really fast
romeo
nooo dont do that D: how big is the spider
>>571958
anon
>>571957
a couple inches diameter i think, maybe less. it was fast and flighty and definitely not a wolf spider so it was probably a brown recluse
people have had to go to the hospital from brown recluse bites in this house, they get in the furniture
i sleep on a couch
i am not comfortable laying on my couch anymore
or sitting at my desk
or just standing in that room doing anything but looking for it
anon
also i panicked when it was on the wall by my desk and knocked all my stuff into the wall trying to get it before it went under the top of the desk
and i shattered a vase
i got that vase in 2016 when i graduated high school with flowers in it
now it's in shards all over my floor
and there's a spider somewhere
i want to die
everything is so bad
i feel like i deserve this though
romeo
:(( im so sory for you anon , have you tried calling pest control if you have had this spider problem for a while?
>>571961
anon
>>571960
it's not my house and they are everywhere here pest control can only sort of keep them at bay
this house is just awful until it gets torn down and rebuilt
bad crawl space
it's also full of mold
and a family member who screams at me
i hate it here
anon
it's literally sitting on standing water all the time, in the crawl space
some of the walls have gaps in them
the house is just full of mold and bugs hiding behind the drywall
romeo
thats nasty im so sorry.. i havent gone through anythign to that degree but i live in a row home in a big city so we have roach problems every summer

if you're in your car can you drive to a convenience store or something and get some bug spray?
>>571965
anon
>>571963
we have bug neurotoxin, cans scattered around outside the house and in the garage and stuff
i don't need that in my room if i can find this spider
this is not a problem that can be solved the way you are trying to unless i move to a completely different part of the country though
i've never lived anywhere here that could keep the bugs out
anon
i just wish i could have someone do this for me
i can't handle this right now
i just can't even go in my bedroom
the glass everywhere is really stressing me out
i have to clean everything with a spider there
romeo
im so sorry i wish i could help more,,,
anon
it's okay i just need to handle myself but i don't know how to sleep
i already wake up all the time panicking or have nightmares about getting bit
now it'll be worse
anon
i hate living here so much
anon
it's only marginally better than being homeless
anon
i hate being so ungrateful too
i should drive into the tree
romeo
youre not ungrateful, youre in a dire situation and you want it to get better, thats totally normal
romeo
why dont we focus on getting the spider out of your room first
>>571974
anon
>>571973
i don't know what to do
unless it's just on the wall when i come back in i need to move all my furniture around and stuff and it's a teeny room so that means out into the hallway
if i do that now i WILL get screamed at
romeo
you said the spider was on your bed when you left the house, right
>>571976
anon
>>571975
no, i don't have a clue where it is and also i don't own a bed
it was on the wall by my desk
i smashed my vase trying to crush it as it crawled down that wall, below the edge of my desk
and disappeared somewhere
that crevice is now full of shards of glass so i need to move the desk anyway
anon
i just cannot quietly resolve any of this
anon
i wish i had a full tank of gas i would just sleep in my car
but it's almost empty
romeo
okay i think i have a plan for the spider but im not sure how logical it would be to pull off
>>571981
anon
i also own a hammock
i might just throw my couch in the garbage tomorrow and set it up
but then i will have nowhere to relax and sit
and the hammock kinda fucks my back up
anon
>>571979
no to all of this already
i cannot drive to the convenience store at this much gas and back
unless i refill
i cannot afford mousetraps
or gasoline
i have $3 to my name
my life is a pathetic wreck
and that would not work at all to get the spider anyway
unless i got glue traps ig but i def can't afford those kind
thank you but solutions that require i have money just REALLY make me wanna kms
romeo
im so sorry
anon
it's fine it's my own fault i have no money
anon
everything is just terrible and i am going to get killed by a spider in my sleep tonight
anon
i should just eat all this glass and get it over with
anon
okay this is just bringing everyone down i'm gonna go sit alone in my car and cry until i run out of gas or find the energy to deal with the spider
goodnight libpol
romeo
take some time to cry before making decisions
step 1 of crisis management
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
how big is this spider?
romeo
they said it was a few inches in diameter, probably a brown recluse
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ah ok
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it not possible to try n trap the thing in a glass or something or is it too big? idk gasoline or whatever seems a little excessive
>>572003
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh yeah they said that, my bad i am bad at reading teehee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i hope anon manages to get some sleep, what a shitty situation :(
romeo
oh okay
good luck anon
anon
ok i am gonna go inside and move shit around until i find the spider and if it wakes anyone up they can just be mad
anon
i can't sit in my car like this i need to sleep
anon
>>571997
i don't know where it is. if i did it would be smeared on the bottom of a shoe right now
anon
wish me luck
anon
oh you did already thank you
anon
i can't find the recluse 😭
i wanted to sit down but i was too scared to sit anywhere in my room so i'm in my car again
i am so tired
finch
realizing how irredeemably large my ribcage and shoulders are
>>572014
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
good morning.

reminder that all evil twinks must pay!
>>572013
finch
its actually never been more over
romeo
i hate my hips and ribs
finch
god i fucking wish my entire body just screams IM A MAN LOOK IM SO MANLY
finch
fucking testosterone
finch
at least i didnt get hairy at least i didnt get hairy at least i d
romeo
my familys genetics hit me HARD
romeo
literally every female in my family has super wide hips and thighs and the most feminine build ever
finch
my dad has a super wide but not muscular build so im just really horizontal
finch
losing weight will help i cope
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
pain
anon
i didnt sleep
0.7285% booger!boymodewng
>>572033
#reply translate this to american measurement

around 6 feet. translate this to american measurement
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572033
eh i could fit you on my lap
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
holy tcg pocket is reaming me with the deck luck rn hooooly fuck
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuck me man holy shit
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no luck what so ever
kate
no energy to get anything done rn
kate
and how tf is it alr 15:40
kate
might order some caffeine pills to bridge the gaps of days where i should take any ritalin
kate
idk if thats how that works tho tbh
kate
maybe i just need like 24h of sleep or sth
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiiiiiiiii
kate
helloooo
romeo
im feeling much better now that i've had coffee
kate
yeah i actually need caffeine or sth too but i kinda hate coffee tho
romeo
do you like energy drinks?
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
ive played so much elden ring........................ time to be a real humannn......... or game more........
kate
eh yeah but too little caffeine for that much sugary drink
>>572059
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna make a brie n proscuito sandwich tho
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
need to pick my classes and get my phone repaired and go outside and do stuff
>>572064
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
just want to eep and game....
>>572060
kate
so real
romeo
>>572057
i gotta pick my classes soon too ;_;
romeo
i dont even know what im gonna do in college
i wanna be a psychologist or neurologist but im mentally disabled so i get burnout very very often
>>572072
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572063
yurrr :/ i kinda flubbed my manouevers n she was back on me for checking mirrors
>>572069
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ughh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whatever i am gonna blame it on me being a lil blehhy from being out all weekend, i will do better on friday
kate
>>572066
oh like drivers license exam stuff?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just a driving lesson, still got a bit before my test
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also she was on about me not driving fast enough but like the road was p full of parked cars i didnt wanna get into a situation where i could like smack into someone whos driving the other way
>>572074>>572077
romeo
>>572071
i still havent gotten my license, i have my permit but driving scares the shit out of me
kate
maybe youre talented and can fix yourself with a few meds real quick
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also im all sweaty from going out to the shops :/
kate
>>572071
or like a pedestrian appearing from between 2 cars = insta ded
>>572078
kate
yeah but dw
kate
took me like 4 attempts or sth
kate
im an actual danger to everyone around me on the road
romeo
driving is scary for me because i live in one of those cities that's notorious for terrible drivers
romeo
>>572083
hello everypony
romeo
runs around in circles
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just wanna pass this stupid test
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idc anymore
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im sick of paying for fuckass lessons all the time weh
romeo
spongebob
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then im gonna move n be in a city n i wont even rlly need to drive cos i can just walk to places
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuuuuuhck
romeo
depending on where you live public transport is also a good alternative
but it can be rly expensive
kate
i have a drivers license but i literally never use it cause public transport is good enuf here
plum
i have a driver license but i never use it because i can't drive
kate
also that yeah
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hi
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
FUCK boymoder flag
romeo
haiiiii tea
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
haii
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
how are you
romeo
itchy
romeo
ive been practicing guitar all day bc i have to tutor my friend on wednesday
>>572109
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oo fun
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im gonna try n record some stuff after i eat
romeo
woaw
romeo
rose drop!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i need to get an album cover sorted soon so i can drop my next one
romeo
im just gonna teah her the basic chords n stuff, she wants to learn how to play pop punk songs mostly cuz thats her fav genre but i gotta teach her the basics before that ;_;
>>572117
0.7286% booger!boymodewng
>>572109
ur at work
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
waiting for a loading bar
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
but yes
0.7287% booger!boymodewng
punch a hole into the wall to establish dominance
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im busy installing linux on all their computers and deleting windows because law offices should be using free (as in FREEDOM!!!) and open source software
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
after this i will probably go on a murder spree killing all the people in this building i don't like
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572110
power chord ez
tea
hi im on my non work version
tea
im so devious
tea
having two computers open
tea
oops progress bar done bye
tea
gimp is my fav pdf editor
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
u have to love urself for a shot at being happy...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so goated i <3 myself
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
interesting phrase
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
i was sad a moment ago, now its alright.
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
lets all learn to love ourselves
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goated ioris...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
romeo u gotta be goated
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u gotta say ur the goat
>>572133
romeo
but i suppose i am goat-ed
romeo
you all seem to like me well enough
>>572140
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
fitting image lol
romeo
yayyy
tea
i remember thinking this when i spoke to you last
romeo
youre cool
tea
thanks :)
romeo
pecks you on the top of your head (affectionately)
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>572148
hi hi boog
#kiss
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>572150
embrace the cringe, be free
romeo
i am trying my best :D
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i am back
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and i had a prosciutto and brie and sandwich and it was fucking GOATED
romeo
yay!!!
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
on thurs i made a super potentially bad error at work (attaching info for the opposing counsel with like all we know)
>>572159
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
today i removed all the info by erasing it in gimp
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
so that they can send without forfeitting the case :)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572156
one of the classic blunders...
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
alex jones' lawyers did this
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the ol' 'give em all the info' slip-up
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
okay so like
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i thought the documents were being scanned for archival but they're being scanned to be sent to the opposing counsel so i was including info that would be useful for archival but very bad if the opposing counsel saw
romeo
did you go like "oopsie daisy :3 my mistake tee hee"
romeo
best way to make anyone forgiev you
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
usually i just offer to commit seppuku for my failure and they let me off the hook
::eto
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
15687.jpg
::bleh
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
#ksay shrimp u better not go on anon
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
#ksay smiley face :)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay hiiiiii
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hi
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
rose orlandooo
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiii tea
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hello
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
what are u up to
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guitar :3
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
waow
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hows it going
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
no headphones rn btw sorry
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just started so i just got a lil chord progression
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
was listening to "That future is now" by the pillows so i wanna try n do something similar in feel with the way one guitar does like basic rhythm guitar nthe other is doing a lead-ier part in each ear
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i was curious is there a separate instrument for rhythm guitar
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
.play lovefool
>>572187
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
or is it just the name of a style of playing
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just the style
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like rhythm is usually just like the chords n stuff
n then lead is the idk the topline above it
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
thats cool
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
cuz i know bass guitar is like a different instrument
>>572191
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