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romeo (phone)
.play bruno powroznik gay sex is fantastic
straw bury
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>>572392
::strawgirl
i appreciate u bery much...................... i hope u hagver a good day..........
>>572407
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay people in Britian are weird
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But then again, they're british so
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
btw wheres saeki
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572399
I was dying today from heat but I'm fine now
>>572408
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When I go to UK I will find her grave and piss on it
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572405
i could say some nerd shit on how technically they're the same chart up to affine transformation but its alright
>>572423
romeo (phone)
fuck
romeo (phone)
.skip (video skipped)
romeo (phone)
this is my favorite
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Say gex (100 gex)
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hello raskolnikov
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im enjoying proust right now
straw bury
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>>572416
::strawgirl
hello........... it is a fine day............ and u ar a fine person........ hello to u....
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
HAI omg...
SadChan🍉🍉
do u guys think kids are getting smarter
>>572430
shrimp
you can just
shrimp
squish the plane to like
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im top left btw
shrimp
make it a triangle right
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572424
iq tests prove that no. they've been declining since like 2006
>>572434
romeo (phone)
I AM 100% QUEEAH
shrimp
idk the math but it can be squished
SadChan🍉🍉
>>572430
is chat gpt going 2 end humanity as a thiunking species??
>>572438
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AIDSSSSSS
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572434
yes. but it's okay because i'll never stop thinking
>>572440
SadChan🍉🍉
>>572438
thats pretty cool :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play objects i shoved christmas edition
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Part 3???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Part 4??????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, the Star Wars anthology got weird
straw bury
kinda falls off at part 7
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572445
the thing is, the top 0.01% of people right now could be EXTREMELY intelligent compared to historical geniuses. like if you use the internet to aid research, you'd be a fuckin genius. but people don't on average, they use it to just replace thought, and so the trend is downwards.
>>572456
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shinker
straw bury
CHAARR
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A whole chair
straw bury
ur not a real brit unless u can shove the entire big ben up ur arse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
To be fair tho if you have a chair you can sit 4 people with it
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572450
same thing with gpt. lol
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572457
YES
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
and then u rotate like 45 degrees and squish a little and you get the other chart back
>>572462
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SPIDAH
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
rotates ur gender
shrimp
evil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That gif of someone rotating a sausage
>>572466
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572461
>>572465
these r the same message
>>572468
straw bury
these sound like randomly generated sculpture names in dwarf fortress
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572466
You a sausage? I thought you were a suffocation
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
sapphic means made from sausage
>>572471
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572469
Weird for someone who likes girls to be maid of sausages
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
well it's just weird for someone to be made of sausages in general. thats why i got the flag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes but you CAN make sausages of a person
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So it makes sense
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We're all just sausages in the making
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stiff cocks *Christmas Edition*
straw bury
15546.jpg
stiff cock
::straw boymoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mariah carey defrosting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572479
No
derrick_phone(Luzia)
omg my worms
>>572490
straw bury
oh jesus not the jar
derrick_phone(Luzia)
my wormies
>>572491
derrick_phone(Luzia)
greetings all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play dracula flow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572486
Love the Sparkle down there
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572486
id be the most auth left person ever by this graph
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
luzia would you like to see the outfit i wore this weekend??
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572486
did u draw the guy on the bottom right thats so cute
>>572499
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Dracula from Dracula Flow part 1
romeo (phone)
>>572496
yes thats my sona :3
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i love your sona
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
he looks like he'd be my friend
derrick_phone(Luzia)
UR SO PRETTY AWWW
>>572507
romeo (phone)
>>572489
hehehehhehehe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572504
awawawawwa awrufff :3
romeo (phone)
pup princess has returnes
>>572514
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572505
i so agree shes so cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572510
theyre puppy ears ;-;
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big ass puppy ears
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had someone ask if i was a deer girl at the rave
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but im a puppy!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when Randussy
derrick_phone(Luzia)
ouppy!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
how do i make it more obvious im a puppy
>>572522
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos i does make me al ittle upset when ppl think otherwise
romeo (phone)
tail
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i didnt have anywhere to attach the tail tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ahem
derrick_phone(Luzia)
pull a travis scott
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plug
derrick_phone(Luzia)
belt
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im not putting a damn plug in my butt
romeo (phone)
find a dress with belt hoops, you dont have to put a belt on
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and the belt wouldnt have matched aesthetically
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Order a fake tail and sew it to the dress
derrick_phone(Luzia)
rip
derrick_phone(Luzia)
you know whats been upsetting me recently
>>572536
romeo (phone)
wha :(
derrick_phone(Luzia)
people asking me how tight i am and then in response i say "you ever listened to rush?" and then they say "no whats that" and then my entire day is ruined because im so fucking funny but my humpur gets utterly wasted
>>572538>>572540
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572533
Spill the beans
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572537
GRIND IT GRIND IT GRIND IT NO SLEEP TAURINE IV BAG MUST FINISH THIS BEFORE WENDESDAY
romeo (phone)
>>572537
i gotta do laundry, and im helping my mom with a fandom presentation she has to do next month lol
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572538
chasers on grindr, i love to bully them
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572500
everyone irl loved this fit
but then online i got called a sissy so :/
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I actually like it when people stab me with needles
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572540
dude i fucking love rush
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572500
#throw
::rose_orlando
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572545
Always has been
romeo (phone)
i like the spirit of radio
romeo (phone)
.play the spirit of radio rush
derrick_phone(Luzia)
thats a banger
derrick_phone(Luzia)
my fav is tom sawyer but thats bc i can play it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad really likes that song by Ozzie Osbourne that's like "Mama I'm coming home" I don't get the appeal I prefer when he screams his drug tainted lungs out
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy shit how long is this
romeo (phone)
17 minutes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was listening to a song by a soviet singer today and it was just acendotes about jews for 7 minutes my brain started to melt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572558
Dracula flow
romeo (phone)
>>572558
a friendship between a dog and a bird (us)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm better at making song titles than making them
shrimp
>>572545
a lot of the time online ppl r just eviler and u have a lot more people with unhealthy outlooks on life especially in chan/altchan circles but people in real life out doing things r often a lot more chill and happy to vibe and appreciate what u bring to the table rather than try to bring u down
shrimp
thats my experience at least
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only log into the interwebs to make people mad
romeo
i cant find my glasses which one of you stole them
>>572566
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572565
Not me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I did steal your eyes
romeo
D:<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Daddy needs a decoration for his drink
romeo
you must have stolen them when i was really young then. i've had to wear glasses since i was 7
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been runing my vision since grade 1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The first time I spend time on computer my eyes fucking burned not joking
>>572575
shrimp
i only got glasses at 18
romeo
my uncle says he went colorblind because he stared at his gameboy too long, he can't tell the difference between pink and orange
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, Nintendo ruining people's lifes for years
romeo
i think hes bullshitting but its still funny
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp i need u it’s really important
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stole your flag :P
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay shriiiiiimp
romeo
you traded mine for yours
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's okay I'm normal now
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#botsay shriiiiiiooiooooooomp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Argentina!!!
romeo
printer ink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Netherlands
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neapolitan ice cream :D
romeo
i'd like to chomp on a twinkhon like ice cream
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weird Germany
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Colorblind pan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Your flag but extra (tm)
romeo
triangle
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#shrimppppppppoppppppppppppppppppp come here
>>572597
romeo
triangle part 2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pink (tm)
romeo
>>572594
i would suggest pspspspsps at them like a. cat but idk how you call shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Asexual but not
romeo
blow bubbles in a drink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Prison
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay and patriotic
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay SHRIMPPPPPP COME HERE THIS ISNTANT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
@shrimp Get your fat ass over here
romeo
shimp where are you
romeo
your children are calling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need to feed her
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(The 5th time today)
romeo
they went to go get the milk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They should put me back in 1st grade I'll fuck them all up
shrimp
yes children what do you need
>>572616
romeo
you came back with the milk!!
shrimp
oh i uhm
shrimp
i dranked it all on the way back
shrimp
>>572617
just hit it with a hammer itll open
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572618
I'm tired of being gay I want to marry and lay down
>>572622
romeo
DRACULA IS OVER
shrimp
you WILL be gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play canada national anthem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randal song
shrimp
youre pushing me over the fucking line
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canadaphobic much?
romeo
i am canadaphobic
derrick_phone(Luzia)
holy shit shrimp time
>>572633
shrimp
im just not a nationalist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's just the national anthem
>>572639
romeo
the canadian grand prix is next week
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572629
derrick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beetolz
booger (phone)!boymodewng
shrimp ur family is getting locked up in supermarkets and u don’t even care you’ve changed
derrick_phone(Luzia)
booger can i hold your hand
booger (phone)!boymodewng
erm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i guess…
>>572641
shrimp
>>572631
>national anthem
>for nationalists
shrimp
i like canada as a country but i think we need a new anthem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canadian detected
shrimp
>god keep OUR land glorious and free
>>572653
shrimp
like cmon
shrimp
insensitive
derrick_phone(Luzia)
canadian national anthem should be a rush song
>>572651
shrimp
idk i was just melon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572647
Canada is not real
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572644
yeah our like the countries lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This ain't me lol
>>572660
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572650
i fw ur neck heavy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just a person I was friends with
romeo
phuck
shrimp
why are you posting your friend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cause why not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm dozzing them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's fine
shrimp
is that like doxxing and pozzing at the same time
>>572669
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572663
sez u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572666
Doxxing = rizzing
derrick_phone(Luzia)
randal do u like the word pazazz
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like the word vagoogoo
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i didnt ask that question
derrick_phone(Luzia)
smh my head
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah you did
>>572676
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OHHH CANADAAAA
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572674
#edit make this about serbian rule over bosnia
romeo
AAAAUAHGHGLGH CANADAAAAA
romeo
screams and runs away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572683
shrimp
thank god i have the player off
shrimp
heard this dumbass anthem enough in school
>>572690
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bella ciao rare version
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572679
#edit make this about brazil
romeo
italy is slightly more tolerable than canada
>>572685
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Italy sucks
>>572708
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I do like their idea of making hrt of plastic bags
derrick_phone(Luzia)
randal where is ur fav country
>>572689
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572688
Where I live duh
shrimp
i mean. art is subjective
tea
ciao
romeo
the monaco national anthem is better
shrimp
but i think national anthems in general are cringe
>>572698
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
These days younger students at my uni have to start the day with listening to national anthem except now they made like a new version?? It sounds bad
shrimp
>>572698
i just think its antiquated
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys i think its over for me ;-;
booger (phone)!boymodewng
eh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
sure i guess but i disagree
>>572707
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cannot come up with any lyrics for this bitch
booger (phone)!boymodewng
same as having a football chant
>>572709
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ireland anthem irish version
shrimp
>>572705
sports teams are fun tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572708
About porn
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572710
countries are just sports teams but bigger
>>572715
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play italian tv fight
shrimp
sports teams that kill eachother and commit genocide
>>572717
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah that’s the sport dummy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572714
Football in South America be like
shrimp
yeah not a fun sport
romeo
>>572715
more of an autonomous city-state than a nation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Honestly, a football match without a few casualities is boring
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572715
i will never forgive charlemagne for the vatican city as long as i live i am glad the karlings died out
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572710
hence why im of the opinion that Hetalia is one of the worst and most vile animes ive ever watched
>>572732
tea
ill never forgive quebec for the notwithstanding clause
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canada sucks because half of the country speaks french and the other half lets them do iy
>>572728
tea
you are lame
tea
french is a wonderful language
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oui oui baguette hon hon
>>572736
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I stole this joke stop @ing me
derrick_phone(Luzia)
russofag CUCKED by CHADnadians
>>572734
shrimp
i remember hetalia wow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572730
Seethe
shrimp
also the french are based
romeo
i was never a hetalia enjoyer, i prefered countryhumans (the exact same thing but not anime)
>>572739
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GerIta yasss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572737
Countryballs > Hetalia > Countryhumans
>>572742
romeo
i remember making countryballs ocs with my best friend when i was 10
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572736
Not reading all that, sorry about it (or congrats)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572739
hetalia is countryhumans
romeo
we literally made our own country ocs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have a few from 2018
tea
>>572736
#reply translate to english

your father was making elderberry jam translate to english
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Namely, of Vatican, Russian Empire and Serbia
tea
close enough good job ai
romeo
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
>>572751
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And also Gibraltar
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also back in 2018 I learned about Fellitno (a micronation) and made it into Hetalia character too
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572748
utterly insane reference, eliteball knowledge
>>572753
tea
ta mere etait un hamster et votre pere empastait les beies de sureau
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572753
i love monty python so much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Didn't know Italy has their own Vladimir Solovyov show
tea
>>572753
was the "your father reeks of elderberries" not clear enough to prove me a fan
derrick_phone(Luzia)
romeo do u wanna sit with me and watch life of brian
tea
reeked*
romeo
yes. and tea can come watch with us
derrick_phone(Luzia)
yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572753
Mee 3
derrick_phone(Luzia)
worm monty python sesh
romeo
i have the holy grail on dvd
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I watched Holy Grail with friends last year, great movie
tea
i have the holy grain on ssd
>>572767
romeo
the first time i watched it i was 5 years old and my parents completely skipped over the scene where whatshisface was with all the girls who tried so desperately to have sex with him. i did not see that scene until i was 15
>>572770>>572772
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have a qr code that leads to Amazon listing of Holy Grail listing tattoed on my balls
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572766
THATS SO FUNNY
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572769
im talking about the holy grain, what grain is the holy grain
>>572775
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572766
Sex bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play south italians arguing
tea
#sigh back to work
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're telling a Shrimp fried this rice
romeo
@shrimp have you ever fried rie
romeo
rice\*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play italy slander 3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have Brat 1 and 2 torrented
romeo
.play the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
romeo
as a brea from the italians
>>572785
romeo
HEYYYY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572782
Cheese
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just me and these 2 homos now
romeo
you can be a homo with us if you just try
romeo
homeo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Homoe
romeo
bodily function regulation :speaking_head::fire:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ромео? Гомео
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Господи Взаддавалкин в чате
romeo
wait wait fuck im learning russian gimme a sec
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Second passed
romeo
lord/king .. vzaddavalkin (??) in the chat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vzaddavalkin = one who let's others top = Bottomson
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I didn't major language for 4 years for nothing
romeo
lmfao
romeo
i am lord bottom then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Тариф бисексуал
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play simone chrissticchi
romeo
tariff bisexual
romeo
theyre charging tariffs on the bisexuals :broken_herat:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah the joke was that incoming calls for girls and outcoming for men for free
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have 2 hours of these jokes in mp3 saved on my harddrive
romeo
you are a fascinating specimen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play groovy long legs theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Here's another story: I was interested in creepy stuff since I was a kid and one time I stumbled upon a Jeff the killer fan website. There wasn't even anything scary there but it still freaked the shit out of me and I was afraid to fall asleep that night
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