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shrimp
omg booker u 3????
💖!nIOh.loris
>>572195
#kiss
are u a real boymoder or are u just faking it?
0.7291% booger!boymodewng
what's that supposed to mean
💖!nIOh.loris
trying to know if u da real 1
kate
how am i supposed to stop doing dumb shit to cope when i literally gotta talk my best friend out of killing herself daily at this point =-=
>>572211>>572213
kate
mornin
💖!nIOh.loris
>>572200
moning
kate
>>572202
she literally passed before hrt and all this shit but shes totally fucked in the head tbh
shrimp
it is a cruel world that sounds like a difficult situation
kate
yeah but im kinda used to it
some months it gets worse then it gets better for a few again
kate
been really bad for like 1-2 now
kate
but i (c/h)ope that shell get through it
shrimp
yeah. i just mean like. you seem like a really good friend for being there for them but it also really sucks when supporting people you care about takes such a toll on you yk
0.7292% booger!boymodewng
>>572200
good mmorrow
shrimp
cause you should be supported and helped too
shrimp
but i dont really think theres an easy way to just make that happen idk
kate
yeah ty and true i need her at least as much as she needs me
kate
just gotta get through it somehow
shrimp
mhm. i do think also sometimes like. sometimes unhealthy coping mechanisms can be worth it if it at least keeps you alive. which is a risky line to tow sometimes but. sometimes you just gotta survive and hope that in the future there will be room for a healthier life
kate
yeah my coping mechanisms are pretty healthy i think tbh
shrimp
thats good
shrimp
>>572219
#hug hope things work out for the best
shrimp
keep the hope in ur heart even when it feels like cope probably
kate
yeh ty shrimp
kate
<3
shrimp
<3
0.7293% booger!boymodewng
>>572226
god ur so fucking tiny is sickening
0.7294% booger!boymodewng
the depravtity to be that small
shrimp
im sorrrryyyyy im the shrimp of the litterrrr be niceee
0.7295% booger!boymodewng
it's unhinged
anon
the spider will not reveal itself
anon
i slept in my car
anon
>>572233
spider loose in my room, possibly a brown recluse, escaped, slept in my car, now tearing the room apart looking for it
>>572243
shrimp
oh wow
anon
>>572236
brown recluses are deadly
any other kind of spider i would say "fuck it you won"
not recluses or black widows tho
>>572240
shrimp
oh right
shrimp
>>572237
i forgor there are poisonous spiders thats increidbly fair
>>572241
anon
>>572240
it honestly makes me really sad to kill them but i value my life more than theirs
shrimp
sadly that is the way it is
anon
>>572243
hi again :)
yeah i am p exhausted and will nap after i finish sweeping every area of my room (spider may not even be in there anymore but i will find it if it is and also vacuum my couch thoroughly)
but i slept like 4ish hours in my car
i feel a lot less freaked out and useless
>>572249
romeo (phone)
you should also pick up that glass :7
>>572246
anon
>>572245
ye i am sweeping it up now, had to move furniture out of the way first
shrimp
did you throw a glass at the spider
>>572248
anon
>>572247
there was a cube shaped vase (full of sharpies, used to hold flowers) on my desk a couple inches from the wall where the spider was
it was crawling down, towards behind the desk side
so i put my hand on the vase and went
>SMASHSMASHSMASH oh no my vase
>>572250
romeo (phone)
>>572244
at least you're feeling better and more mental clarity
shrimp
omg
anon
in retrospect it's pretty funny
i also thought it was a vase from my graduation party but i remembered it's not (that one's safe), this is one my abusive ex sent me flowers in
so it is all good on the property loss too lol
shrimp
that sucks tho abt the case
shrimp
vase
shrimp
awww
shrimp
ohhh
shrimp
oh nice
romeo (phone)
it died an honorable death
>>572260
shrimp
what a rollercoaster
romeo (phone)
i had bugsprayed my whole room after you fell asleep so i wouldn't get any bug-induced hysteria
>>572262
anon
>>572261
hope ur using indoor bug repellent meant for walls!
a lot of bugspray is literally just neurotoxin, you don't want too much of some of them indoors
anon
i am gonna spray a super strong neurotoxin outdoor bugspray into this hole in my wall before i duct tape over it tho lol
it's full of cobwebs
spider prob in there somewhere
shrimp
im definitely the type of shrimp to see a spider in my room and sleep not in my room altho i cant sleep on the couch because its covered in cat hair and i dont have a car so id probably sleep in my chair
>>572267>>572269
romeo (phone)
i saw a spider crawling on my tv earlier. anon you must have psychologically transferred the spider to me. i was brave enough to murder it though
>>572270
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i see spiders all the time, but i live in the uk so theyre all chillers
>>572267
anon
>>572264
very real
>>572266
living somewhere with no deadly ones seems nice. i wouldn't mind going to canada or something, most of canada has no deadly spiders (for now, global warming is moving them north)
anon
we also have scorpions here
the big ones are not dangerous
you gotta be mindful of tiny scorpions if you see one
romeo (phone)
>>572264
that's so real my cat sheds like no other, but he has the decency to eat some of the bugs that get in my room
anon
>>572265
bless btw ty for saving me
anon
the worst part about the escaped recluse is i also saw a harvestman in my room last night and i failed to catch it amd killed it because i was scared
so i killed a good harmless non-spider that kills spiders
and let a deadly spider escape
just absolute L
anyway gonna go clean up this glass lol thank you guys for listening
>>572275
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wazzup gang
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was walking by the energy drink isle today and I orgasmed a little
romeo (phone)
randy whats ur opinion on spiders
romeo (phone)
>>572279
a common theme through out this site
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Although in recent years I'm not as afraid as I used to be, I was also afraid of dogs before but after my family had a dog I overcame my fear
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572280
awww its so cuuute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So maybe if I get a pet spider I might overcome this too
>>572294
romeo (phone)
but its silly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572287
Gerald Way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jerry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play tarantula handshake
kate
ok ordered, might show yall on friday when it arrives
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572294
They're fluffy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But wolf spiders are horrifying still
>>572299
anon
>>572298
wolf spiders are good, they are very unlikely to hurt you and active hunters
also killing them is bad for you, because they carry babies on their backs
you wanna scoop them up even if they scare you or tjere will just be more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're good I'm sure but they're scary
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play got your tongue
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lizord
romeo (phone)
leezard
romeo (phone)
holy fuck i stink i need a shower
>>572308
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
ive been listening to an audiobook version of proust's "in search of lost time"
shrimp
>>572305
the bad part is the ones with the hair they throw at you like girl that is biological warfare stop you will get arrested by the ICC
>>572312
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
kino
>>572313
kate
>>572307
it issss i just hope it wont be too slippery to grip, cause the stuff that im crushing is pretty tough
anon
>>572309
do they like throw tiny hair that embeds like splinters?? that sounds both very cool and very annoying lol
>>572315
romeo (phone)
i wish i could shower but the washing machine is in the bathtub and i have to do like 3 more loads of laundry ;_;
>>572321
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572314
I like them because of brooding parasitism, it's so interesting
shrimp
i dont know if EVERY tarantula does but SOME do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572316
Why's the washing machine taking a bath
>>572323
anon
>>572320
well if i did have a pet tarantula obviously i would be nice to it but i think i would also just go ahead and get one that doesn't shed splinters to be safe lol
romeo (phone)
>>572321
the one connected to the dryer broke like 10 years ago so my mom got a portable apartment one but our basement (where my room + the bathroom + the washers are) is quite small so the only place we can fit it is in the tub
anon
i prefer rats as a small pet anyway tho
about the same lifespan as a tarantula
but it's a rat
i like when they crawl around on my shoulders and try to nibble my hair
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
no it says "sapphic" as in "lesbian" as in "likes girls"
>>572333
kate
>>572326
youre literally a bicycle tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah, I am
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play i want to ride my bycicle
kate
waowh
kate
based
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572327
But I like girls too, does that make me sapphic
>>572335
romeo (phone)
queen!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I first heard this song in Angry Birds of all the things
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
then idk u can be sapphic if u want.
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
not super sure i dont make the rules
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm let me see
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
centrist on the left/right and auth/anarchy spectrum, 100% on the third axis towards liberalism
anon
>>572340
no, this compass
place yourselves on it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
That's me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Not sure what any of this means
shrimp
its a chart
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a radical centrist
shrimp
>>572350
top/bottom is association with gender / left/right is type of gender between the two "binaries"
>>572364
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik brown action
romeo (phone)
bruno powroznik mentioned
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BROWN ACTIIIIION
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik buggery night
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok i think i got like the isntrumental stuff down, i just gotta like write lyrics now
romeo (phone)
i have no clue where i am on the political compass i just know fidel castro was right
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GAY SEX ORGY
shrimp
say gex orgy
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572353
i feel like this is a weird way to chart it. one axis is "m/f" and the other is how gender. whereas you can also have two axes for male and female and then the how gender is roughly your alignment with the diagonal. actually i studied this sort of transformation last year in my class on multivariable calculus
>>572369
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play gay britian bruno powroznik
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It sounds like he's hypnotizing me
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572350
its pretty easy, at the top is clown
then you have male - nb - female
and then you have horse male - nb - female
and horse is like stronger version of regular
romeo (phone)
wait where's the i am 100% queeah video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik i am a woman
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572369
when i see something two dimensional i cant help myself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dysphoria
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
dont quote me on that ill sound like a fuckin weeb
shrimp
i will quote you you nerd
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
NO
shrimp
but i think the graph makes perfect sense. x is simply the gender spectrum and y is the strength of association. the reason its a triangle is that if you have no association with gender there is no association between male/female
>>572380
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha weeb
straw bury
my internal monologue 24/7
>>572381
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik queer
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572376
YEA it makes perfect sense!!! its just interesting :)
shrimp
ohhhh
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
it's a better way to do it actually because a square would imply you can be 100% male *and* 100% female rather than 50/50 and 100 + 100 is not a percentage
>>572390
shrimp
oh you just said its weird thats fair yaeh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572384
Trust me, I've seen women manlier than you
romeo (phone)
.play bruno powroznik margaret thatcher
>>572391
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You look fine
straw bury
thanks for saying that
>>572392
shrimp
>>572383
well no the issue with the square is that if you have 0% association with gender you cant really assocaite with male or female there is no x value its just neutral
>>572393
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572389
Trust me, I went outside and I saw at least 5 boyish women today
>>572399
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572390
nah im using different axes. x is "how male" and y is "how female". then the bottom left is agender and the top right is very gender nonbinary. but as i say it doesn't make sense. the triangle is the natural chart. thats why its so cool
>>572397>>572405
romeo (phone)
>>572391
it's an absolute classic
romeo (phone)
i also like this one
shrimp
>>572393
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
romeo (phone)
.play bruno powroznik gay sex is fantastic
straw bury
15645.png
>>572392
::strawgirl
i appreciate u bery much...................... i hope u hagver a good day..........
>>572407
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay people in Britian are weird
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But then again, they're british so
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
btw wheres saeki
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572399
I was dying today from heat but I'm fine now
>>572408
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When I go to UK I will find her grave and piss on it
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572405
i could say some nerd shit on how technically they're the same chart up to affine transformation but its alright
>>572423
romeo (phone)
fuck
romeo (phone)
.skip (video skipped)
romeo (phone)
this is my favorite
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Say gex (100 gex)
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
hello raskolnikov
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im enjoying proust right now
straw bury
15645.png
>>572416
::strawgirl
hello........... it is a fine day............ and u ar a fine person........ hello to u....
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
HAI omg...
SadChan🍉🍉
do u guys think kids are getting smarter
>>572430
shrimp
you can just
shrimp
squish the plane to like
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
im top left btw
shrimp
make it a triangle right
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572424
iq tests prove that no. they've been declining since like 2006
>>572434
romeo (phone)
I AM 100% QUEEAH
shrimp
idk the math but it can be squished
SadChan🍉🍉
>>572430
is chat gpt going 2 end humanity as a thiunking species??
>>572438
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AIDSSSSSS
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572434
yes. but it's okay because i'll never stop thinking
>>572440
SadChan🍉🍉
>>572438
thats pretty cool :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play objects i shoved christmas edition
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Part 3???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Part 4??????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, the Star Wars anthology got weird
straw bury
kinda falls off at part 7
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572445
the thing is, the top 0.01% of people right now could be EXTREMELY intelligent compared to historical geniuses. like if you use the internet to aid research, you'd be a fuckin genius. but people don't on average, they use it to just replace thought, and so the trend is downwards.
>>572456
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shinker
straw bury
CHAARR
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A whole chair
straw bury
ur not a real brit unless u can shove the entire big ben up ur arse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
To be fair tho if you have a chair you can sit 4 people with it
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572450
same thing with gpt. lol
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572457
YES
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
and then u rotate like 45 degrees and squish a little and you get the other chart back
>>572462
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SPIDAH
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
rotates ur gender
shrimp
evil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That gif of someone rotating a sausage
>>572466
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572461
>>572465
these r the same message
>>572468
straw bury
these sound like randomly generated sculpture names in dwarf fortress
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572466
You a sausage? I thought you were a suffocation
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
sapphic means made from sausage
>>572471
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572469
Weird for someone who likes girls to be maid of sausages
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
well it's just weird for someone to be made of sausages in general. thats why i got the flag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes but you CAN make sausages of a person
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So it makes sense
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We're all just sausages in the making
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stiff cocks *Christmas Edition*
straw bury
15546.jpg
stiff cock
::straw boymoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mariah carey defrosting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572479
No
derrick_phone(Luzia)
omg my worms
>>572490
straw bury
oh jesus not the jar
derrick_phone(Luzia)
my wormies
>>572491
derrick_phone(Luzia)
greetings all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play dracula flow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572486
Love the Sparkle down there
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572486
id be the most auth left person ever by this graph
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
luzia would you like to see the outfit i wore this weekend??
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
>>572486
did u draw the guy on the bottom right thats so cute
>>572499
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Dracula from Dracula Flow part 1
romeo (phone)
>>572496
yes thats my sona :3
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
i love your sona
tea (wishing she wasnt at work)
he looks like he'd be my friend
derrick_phone(Luzia)
UR SO PRETTY AWWW
>>572507
romeo (phone)
>>572489
hehehehhehehe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572504
awawawawwa awrufff :3
romeo (phone)
pup princess has returnes
>>572514
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572505
i so agree shes so cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572510
theyre puppy ears ;-;
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big ass puppy ears
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had someone ask if i was a deer girl at the rave
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but im a puppy!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when Randussy
derrick_phone(Luzia)
ouppy!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
how do i make it more obvious im a puppy
>>572522
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos i does make me al ittle upset when ppl think otherwise
romeo (phone)
tail
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i didnt have anywhere to attach the tail tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ahem
derrick_phone(Luzia)
pull a travis scott
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plug
derrick_phone(Luzia)
belt
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im not putting a damn plug in my butt
romeo (phone)
find a dress with belt hoops, you dont have to put a belt on
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and the belt wouldnt have matched aesthetically
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Order a fake tail and sew it to the dress
derrick_phone(Luzia)
rip
derrick_phone(Luzia)
you know whats been upsetting me recently
>>572536
romeo (phone)
wha :(
derrick_phone(Luzia)
people asking me how tight i am and then in response i say "you ever listened to rush?" and then they say "no whats that" and then my entire day is ruined because im so fucking funny but my humpur gets utterly wasted
>>572538>>572540
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572533
Spill the beans
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572537
GRIND IT GRIND IT GRIND IT NO SLEEP TAURINE IV BAG MUST FINISH THIS BEFORE WENDESDAY
romeo (phone)
>>572537
i gotta do laundry, and im helping my mom with a fandom presentation she has to do next month lol
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572538
chasers on grindr, i love to bully them
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572500
everyone irl loved this fit
but then online i got called a sissy so :/
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I actually like it when people stab me with needles
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572540
dude i fucking love rush
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>572500
#throw
::rose_orlando
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572545
Always has been
romeo (phone)
i like the spirit of radio
romeo (phone)
.play the spirit of radio rush
derrick_phone(Luzia)
thats a banger
derrick_phone(Luzia)
my fav is tom sawyer but thats bc i can play it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad really likes that song by Ozzie Osbourne that's like "Mama I'm coming home" I don't get the appeal I prefer when he screams his drug tainted lungs out
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy shit how long is this
romeo (phone)
17 minutes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was listening to a song by a soviet singer today and it was just acendotes about jews for 7 minutes my brain started to melt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572558
Dracula flow
romeo (phone)
>>572558
a friendship between a dog and a bird (us)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm better at making song titles than making them
shrimp
>>572545
a lot of the time online ppl r just eviler and u have a lot more people with unhealthy outlooks on life especially in chan/altchan circles but people in real life out doing things r often a lot more chill and happy to vibe and appreciate what u bring to the table rather than try to bring u down
shrimp
thats my experience at least
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only log into the interwebs to make people mad
romeo
i cant find my glasses which one of you stole them
>>572566
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572565
Not me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I did steal your eyes
romeo
D:<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Daddy needs a decoration for his drink
romeo
you must have stolen them when i was really young then. i've had to wear glasses since i was 7
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been runing my vision since grade 1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The first time I spend time on computer my eyes fucking burned not joking
>>572575
shrimp
i only got glasses at 18
romeo
my uncle says he went colorblind because he stared at his gameboy too long, he can't tell the difference between pink and orange
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, Nintendo ruining people's lifes for years
romeo
i think hes bullshitting but its still funny
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp i need u it’s really important
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stole your flag :P
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay shriiiiiimp
romeo
you traded mine for yours
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's okay I'm normal now
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#botsay shriiiiiiooiooooooomp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Argentina!!!
romeo
printer ink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Netherlands
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neapolitan ice cream :D
romeo
i'd like to chomp on a twinkhon like ice cream
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weird Germany
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Colorblind pan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Your flag but extra (tm)
romeo
triangle
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#shrimppppppppoppppppppppppppppppp come here
>>572597
romeo
triangle part 2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pink (tm)
romeo
>>572594
i would suggest pspspspsps at them like a. cat but idk how you call shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Asexual but not
romeo
blow bubbles in a drink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Prison
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay and patriotic
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay SHRIMPPPPPP COME HERE THIS ISNTANT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
@shrimp Get your fat ass over here
romeo
shimp where are you
romeo
your children are calling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need to feed her
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(The 5th time today)
romeo
they went to go get the milk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They should put me back in 1st grade I'll fuck them all up

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