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shrimp
yes children what do you need
>>572616
romeo
you came back with the milk!!
shrimp
oh i uhm
shrimp
i dranked it all on the way back
shrimp
>>572617
just hit it with a hammer itll open
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572618
I'm tired of being gay I want to marry and lay down
>>572622
romeo
DRACULA IS OVER
shrimp
you WILL be gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play canada national anthem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randal song
shrimp
youre pushing me over the fucking line
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canadaphobic much?
romeo
i am canadaphobic
derrick_phone(Luzia)
holy shit shrimp time
>>572633
shrimp
im just not a nationalist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's just the national anthem
>>572639
romeo
the canadian grand prix is next week
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572629
derrick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beetolz
booger (phone)!boymodewng
shrimp ur family is getting locked up in supermarkets and u don’t even care you’ve changed
derrick_phone(Luzia)
booger can i hold your hand
booger (phone)!boymodewng
erm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i guess…
>>572641
shrimp
>>572631
>national anthem
>for nationalists
shrimp
i like canada as a country but i think we need a new anthem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canadian detected
shrimp
>god keep OUR land glorious and free
>>572653
shrimp
like cmon
shrimp
insensitive
derrick_phone(Luzia)
canadian national anthem should be a rush song
>>572651
shrimp
idk i was just melon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572647
Canada is not real
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572644
yeah our like the countries lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This ain't me lol
>>572660
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572650
i fw ur neck heavy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just a person I was friends with
romeo
phuck
shrimp
why are you posting your friend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cause why not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm dozzing them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's fine
shrimp
is that like doxxing and pozzing at the same time
>>572669
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572663
sez u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572666
Doxxing = rizzing
derrick_phone(Luzia)
randal do u like the word pazazz
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like the word vagoogoo
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i didnt ask that question
derrick_phone(Luzia)
smh my head
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah you did
>>572676
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OHHH CANADAAAA
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572674
#edit make this about serbian rule over bosnia
romeo
AAAAUAHGHGLGH CANADAAAAA
romeo
screams and runs away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572683
shrimp
thank god i have the player off
shrimp
heard this dumbass anthem enough in school
>>572690
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bella ciao rare version
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572679
#edit make this about brazil
romeo
italy is slightly more tolerable than canada
>>572685
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Italy sucks
>>572708
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I do like their idea of making hrt of plastic bags
derrick_phone(Luzia)
randal where is ur fav country
>>572689
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572688
Where I live duh
shrimp
i mean. art is subjective
tea
ciao
romeo
the monaco national anthem is better
shrimp
but i think national anthems in general are cringe
>>572698
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
These days younger students at my uni have to start the day with listening to national anthem except now they made like a new version?? It sounds bad
shrimp
>>572698
i just think its antiquated
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys i think its over for me ;-;
booger (phone)!boymodewng
eh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
sure i guess but i disagree
>>572707
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cannot come up with any lyrics for this bitch
booger (phone)!boymodewng
same as having a football chant
>>572709
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ireland anthem irish version
shrimp
>>572705
sports teams are fun tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572708
About porn
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572710
countries are just sports teams but bigger
>>572715
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play italian tv fight
shrimp
sports teams that kill eachother and commit genocide
>>572717
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah that’s the sport dummy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572714
Football in South America be like
shrimp
yeah not a fun sport
romeo
>>572715
more of an autonomous city-state than a nation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Honestly, a football match without a few casualities is boring
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572715
i will never forgive charlemagne for the vatican city as long as i live i am glad the karlings died out
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572710
hence why im of the opinion that Hetalia is one of the worst and most vile animes ive ever watched
>>572732
tea
ill never forgive quebec for the notwithstanding clause
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canada sucks because half of the country speaks french and the other half lets them do iy
>>572728
tea
you are lame
tea
french is a wonderful language
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oui oui baguette hon hon
>>572736
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I stole this joke stop @ing me
derrick_phone(Luzia)
russofag CUCKED by CHADnadians
>>572734
shrimp
i remember hetalia wow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572730
Seethe
shrimp
also the french are based
romeo
i was never a hetalia enjoyer, i prefered countryhumans (the exact same thing but not anime)
>>572739
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GerIta yasss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572737
Countryballs > Hetalia > Countryhumans
>>572742
romeo
i remember making countryballs ocs with my best friend when i was 10
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572736
Not reading all that, sorry about it (or congrats)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572739
hetalia is countryhumans
romeo
we literally made our own country ocs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have a few from 2018
tea
>>572736
#reply translate to english

your father was making elderberry jam translate to english
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Namely, of Vatican, Russian Empire and Serbia
tea
close enough good job ai
romeo
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
>>572751
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And also Gibraltar
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also back in 2018 I learned about Fellitno (a micronation) and made it into Hetalia character too
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572748
utterly insane reference, eliteball knowledge
>>572753
tea
ta mere etait un hamster et votre pere empastait les beies de sureau
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572753
i love monty python so much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Didn't know Italy has their own Vladimir Solovyov show
tea
>>572753
was the "your father reeks of elderberries" not clear enough to prove me a fan
derrick_phone(Luzia)
romeo do u wanna sit with me and watch life of brian
tea
reeked*
romeo
yes. and tea can come watch with us
derrick_phone(Luzia)
yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572753
Mee 3
derrick_phone(Luzia)
worm monty python sesh
romeo
i have the holy grail on dvd
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I watched Holy Grail with friends last year, great movie
tea
i have the holy grain on ssd
>>572767
romeo
the first time i watched it i was 5 years old and my parents completely skipped over the scene where whatshisface was with all the girls who tried so desperately to have sex with him. i did not see that scene until i was 15
>>572770>>572772
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have a qr code that leads to Amazon listing of Holy Grail listing tattoed on my balls
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572766
THATS SO FUNNY
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>572769
im talking about the holy grain, what grain is the holy grain
>>572775
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572766
Sex bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play south italians arguing
tea
#sigh back to work
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're telling a Shrimp fried this rice
romeo
@shrimp have you ever fried rie
romeo
rice\*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play italy slander 3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have Brat 1 and 2 torrented
romeo
.play the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
romeo
as a brea from the italians
>>572785
romeo
HEYYYY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572782
Cheese
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just me and these 2 homos now
romeo
you can be a homo with us if you just try
romeo
homeo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Homoe
romeo
bodily function regulation :speaking_head::fire:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ромео? Гомео
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Господи Взаддавалкин в чате
romeo
wait wait fuck im learning russian gimme a sec
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Second passed
romeo
lord/king .. vzaddavalkin (??) in the chat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vzaddavalkin = one who let's others top = Bottomson
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I didn't major language for 4 years for nothing
romeo
lmfao
romeo
i am lord bottom then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Тариф бисексуал
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play simone chrissticchi
romeo
tariff bisexual
romeo
theyre charging tariffs on the bisexuals :broken_herat:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah the joke was that incoming calls for girls and outcoming for men for free
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have 2 hours of these jokes in mp3 saved on my harddrive
romeo
you are a fascinating specimen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play groovy long legs theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Here's another story: I was interested in creepy stuff since I was a kid and one time I stumbled upon a Jeff the killer fan website. There wasn't even anything scary there but it still freaked the shit out of me and I was afraid to fall asleep that night
romeo
i used to read creepypastas on my 3ds web browser
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to watch other people review/read creepypasta and there was one that's just straight up Squidward's Suicide ripoff but with Dexter's Labratory and it was narrated by a guy who had an animated avatar (back in 2013? mind you)
romeo
my favorite subgenre of creepypasta was lost episodes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're a 50/50 hinestly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Either an actual masterpiece or .exe
romeo
where would we place max & ruby 0004
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It sucks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's at least 500 rewrites of it
romeo
my favorites were max & ruby, suicidemouse.avi, and the grieving
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i don’t like the word transgender i prefer to be called a tranny tbh
>>572825>>572827
booger (phone)!boymodewng
too long
romeo
yeah fair
romeo
i just shorten it to trans
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trajama is better by miles
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pikmin dawg
romeo
you burned my house to the ground!
pikmin :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play you burned my house to the ground
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mouth full of cock lol
tea
LESBIANS? IN MY PROUST?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everyone knows there are no lesbians in Wyoming
tea
in search of lost time (subtitle: awesome lesbian sex included)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:^)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play whimsical creature
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
fuck this
romeo
.play senbonzakura
romeo
its time for my daily silliness on the media player
romeo
phuck off
romeo
.skip (video skipped)
romeo
.play senbonzakura hastune miku
romeo
i used to love the nostalgia critic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes nationalism
romeo
this was my SHIT when i was younger
romeo
i still know every word
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Name every japanese person
romeo
uhhhhhhh
romeo
mitski
romeo
ummmmmmmmmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clock's ticking shitass
romeo
D:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay but the high boots + geta combo? Slay
romeo
miku eats in every outfit she wears
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah Luka fucking dies in this clip
romeo
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
At least it's not Len this time
romeo
rin is probably ritually sacrificing him off screen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SHE DIED SHE DUCKING DIED
romeo
LUKA FALL
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
REST IN PISS BOZO NO MORE ENGLISH SINGING
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play vocaloid even though i'm a man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck no not this one
romeo
maretu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maretu is overrated
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's only so many edgy edm songs about abortion you can make before it gets stale
romeo
i like brain revolution girl because its just maretu complaining that people dont like him on the internet lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehe russian Critic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay but legit, who decided to make these Titanic movies? They're insane sure but like what's their significance
romeo
theres this one "titanic" kids movie that doesnt even mention the titanic after the first 20 minutes or so and just becomes a movie about atlantis
>>572880
no.528
russian dubbed nostalgia critic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FOUND ITTTT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572876
Moon tears dolphin talking idk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Recently I was dicking around TVTropes recently and found a page about Anne Frank Disney movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Turns out it wasn't Nostagia Critic lore but Nostalgia Chick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572882
Wait till you see another one I know
romeo
.play jackpot sad girl project sekai version
anon
pshit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Project Sekai drama is insane
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
no.528
vocaloid fans don't sexualise the children challenge (impossible)
>>572894
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vocaloid fans use other voicebanks that aren't Miku challenge impossible
romeo
even harder: not the kagamines
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
See this is why I like EZFG (the producer) he actually uses different voice banks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cyber thunder cider endurance
no.528
>>572894
what did he do this time
no.528
#ai charlemagne controversy drama 2025

ok you're gonna have to be WAY more specific dude. everyone's using "charlemagne" for completely different shit. what aspect we talkin?

right-wing media stirring up some fake "neutral pundit" bs?
weirdos still screaming about the robin quivers thing years later?
some new bfc industry feuds?

help us out here. "drama 2025" could be anything from haters mad about an intergenerational hip-hop collab, to him accidentally tweeting "i love biden" and the conservatives imploding.

drop SOMETHING to go off. charlemagne controversy drama 2025
>>572900
booger (phone)!boymodewng
he fucking gave rome to the pope like a dipshit
>>572902
romeo
i dont wanna go to the pope :(
>>572904
no.528
>>572899
what a fool everyone knows rome belongs to someone else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What did he do??
romeo
nooooooo
romeo
i just wanna sit in my room with my plushies and talk to strangers online not do hard labor
>>572910
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mistake 1: talking to people online
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mmm yes mpreg very progressive
>>572909
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572906
At least you're not going INTO labor
tea
jumpscared me
tea
whatever that sound was
no.528
aw it didn't do it that time for me
no.528
it seems to be random
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damnnnnn
tea
tab
tea
proust must not be interrupted
romeo
even by vocaloid mpreg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My proundest fap was a certain flash from z0r.de
>>572926
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572917
very cowardly i’m disappointed in you. You won’t get you big booms for the day.
>>572984
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play vine boon
romeo
PEAK IS ON
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mizuki
>>572934
no.528
>>572932
this is a pro chattel slavery website
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is a pro slavery website
romeo
this is a pro website
no.528
pros only
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is a website
no.528
now we're TALKING
romeo
this is a
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is
no.528
this:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
T
anon
huh
no.528
h
romeo
TWINKNON IS HERE
romeo
(mulch is here guy's voice)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572934
When I hear Mizuki I can only think about the Gegege no Kitaro character that's why they're on my mind
anon
hi
romeo
.play mulch is here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
By associatiob
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play luz sister full song
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Luz was arrested for drug possesion, no more Cutie Honey :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aw yus 31 minutes of pure PEAK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Real talk tho, I listened to sing before when I needed something for bgm when drawing, it's a good choice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because at some the words just melt and you don't distracted by them anymore
romeo
spitting bars
shrimp
can someone jump on my back i think i pinched a nerve
>>572967
romeo
owie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*jumps on your chest*
>>572963
romeo
i'll throw my 22 pound cat on your back
>>572965
shrimp
excellent thank u romeo
shrimp
>>572960
that works too hoenstly just break my bones get that nerve outta there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572961
GARFIELD
shrimp
3 users and a fat cat this is excellent
shrimp
my bones will be shattered. my nerve will be forever free
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waow I keep mistaking you for Straw, sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You both type in lowercase
>>572980
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lemme fix you king *rips your arm off*
romeo
you are my trampoline
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#usay twink anon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When are they going to make a imageboard specifically for hiv positive people
>>572981
romeo
>>572979
i want to make an hiv living joke so bad but i dont even know what to referene
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hamilton hiv fanfic
romeo
cannibal mermaid lin manuel miranda
>>572985
tea
>>572922
proust shalt not be interrupted by the whimsies of some worms
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572983
Ahem, MILKFIC
no.528
what the hell are you even talking about i'm so confused
>>572988
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehe
romeo
oh god where do i begin
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink anooooooooooooooon
no.528
>>572988
hi hello hey hi #pet 'pat
shrimp
hi hey hallo heyo
no.528
it's highs all round
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572996
fat face dog
shrimp
im just. full of megabytes
booger (phone)!boymodewng
FAT
booger (phone)!boymodewng
FACED
booger (phone)!boymodewng
DOG
no.528
big
no.528
meaty
no.528
claws
no.528
can get that puppy into the GBs at least
>>573012
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>573009
of course you would be into inflation stuff why am i not surprised
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>573007
>not even a single terabyte
no.528
>>573011
>browser
thjere's ur problem
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