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romeo
i used to read creepypastas on my 3ds web browser
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to watch other people review/read creepypasta and there was one that's just straight up Squidward's Suicide ripoff but with Dexter's Labratory and it was narrated by a guy who had an animated avatar (back in 2013? mind you)
romeo
my favorite subgenre of creepypasta was lost episodes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're a 50/50 hinestly
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Either an actual masterpiece or .exe
romeo
where would we place max & ruby 0004
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It sucks
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There's at least 500 rewrites of it
romeo
my favorites were max & ruby, suicidemouse.avi, and the grieving
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i don’t like the word transgender i prefer to be called a tranny tbh
>>572825>>572827
booger (phone)!boymodewng
too long
romeo
yeah fair
romeo
i just shorten it to trans
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trajama is better by miles
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Pikmin dawg
romeo
you burned my house to the ground!
pikmin :3
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:)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play you burned my house to the ground
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Mouth full of cock lol
tea
LESBIANS? IN MY PROUST?
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Everyone knows there are no lesbians in Wyoming
tea
in search of lost time (subtitle: awesome lesbian sex included)
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:^)
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.play whimsical creature
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fuck this
romeo
.play senbonzakura
romeo
its time for my daily silliness on the media player
romeo
phuck off
romeo
.skip (video skipped)
romeo
.play senbonzakura hastune miku
romeo
i used to love the nostalgia critic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes nationalism
romeo
this was my SHIT when i was younger
romeo
i still know every word
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Name every japanese person
romeo
uhhhhhhh
romeo
mitski
romeo
ummmmmmmmmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clock's ticking shitass
romeo
D:
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Okay but the high boots + geta combo? Slay
romeo
miku eats in every outfit she wears
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah Luka fucking dies in this clip
romeo
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
At least it's not Len this time
romeo
rin is probably ritually sacrificing him off screen
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SHE DIED SHE DUCKING DIED
romeo
LUKA FALL
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REST IN PISS BOZO NO MORE ENGLISH SINGING
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.play vocaloid even though i'm a man
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Fuck no not this one
romeo
maretu
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Maretu is overrated
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's only so many edgy edm songs about abortion you can make before it gets stale
romeo
i like brain revolution girl because its just maretu complaining that people dont like him on the internet lol
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Hehe russian Critic
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Okay but legit, who decided to make these Titanic movies? They're insane sure but like what's their significance
romeo
theres this one "titanic" kids movie that doesnt even mention the titanic after the first 20 minutes or so and just becomes a movie about atlantis
>>572880>>573077
no.528
russian dubbed nostalgia critic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FOUND ITTTT
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>>572876
Moon tears dolphin talking idk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Recently I was dicking around TVTropes recently and found a page about Anne Frank Disney movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Turns out it wasn't Nostagia Critic lore but Nostalgia Chick
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>>572882
Wait till you see another one I know
romeo
.play jackpot sad girl project sekai version
anon
pshit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Project Sekai drama is insane
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.skip (video skipped)
no.528
vocaloid fans don't sexualise the children challenge (impossible)
>>572894
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vocaloid fans use other voicebanks that aren't Miku challenge impossible
romeo
even harder: not the kagamines
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
See this is why I like EZFG (the producer) he actually uses different voice banks
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.play cyber thunder cider endurance
no.528
>>572894
what did he do this time
no.528
#ai charlemagne controversy drama 2025

ok you're gonna have to be WAY more specific dude. everyone's using "charlemagne" for completely different shit. what aspect we talkin?

right-wing media stirring up some fake "neutral pundit" bs?
weirdos still screaming about the robin quivers thing years later?
some new bfc industry feuds?

help us out here. "drama 2025" could be anything from haters mad about an intergenerational hip-hop collab, to him accidentally tweeting "i love biden" and the conservatives imploding.

drop SOMETHING to go off.
charlemagne controversy drama 2025
>>572900
booger (phone)!boymodewng
he fucking gave rome to the pope like a dipshit
>>572902
romeo
i dont wanna go to the pope :(
>>572904
no.528
>>572899
what a fool everyone knows rome belongs to someone else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What did he do??
romeo
nooooooo
romeo
i just wanna sit in my room with my plushies and talk to strangers online not do hard labor
>>572910
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mistake 1: talking to people online
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Mmm yes mpreg very progressive
>>572909
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>>572906
At least you're not going INTO labor
tea
jumpscared me
tea
whatever that sound was
no.528
aw it didn't do it that time for me
no.528
it seems to be random
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damnnnnn
tea
tab
tea
proust must not be interrupted
romeo
even by vocaloid mpreg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My proundest fap was a certain flash from z0r.de
>>572926
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572917
very cowardly i’m disappointed in you. You won’t get you big booms for the day.
>>572984
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.play vine boon
romeo
PEAK IS ON
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Mizuki
>>572934
no.528
>>572932
this is a pro chattel slavery website
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This is a pro slavery website
romeo
this is a pro website
no.528
pros only
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is a website
no.528
now we're TALKING
romeo
this is a
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This is
no.528
this:
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T
anon
huh
no.528
h
romeo
TWINKNON IS HERE
romeo
(mulch is here guy's voice)
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>>572934
When I hear Mizuki I can only think about the Gegege no Kitaro character that's why they're on my mind
anon
hi
romeo
.play mulch is here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
By associatiob
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.play luz sister full song
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Luz was arrested for drug possesion, no more Cutie Honey :(
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Aw yus 31 minutes of pure PEAK
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Real talk tho, I listened to sing before when I needed something for bgm when drawing, it's a good choice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because at some the words just melt and you don't distracted by them anymore
romeo
spitting bars
shrimp
can someone jump on my back i think i pinched a nerve
>>572967
romeo
owie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*jumps on your chest*
>>572963
romeo
i'll throw my 22 pound cat on your back
>>572965
shrimp
excellent thank u romeo
shrimp
>>572960
that works too hoenstly just break my bones get that nerve outta there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>572961
GARFIELD
shrimp
3 users and a fat cat this is excellent
shrimp
my bones will be shattered. my nerve will be forever free
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waow I keep mistaking you for Straw, sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You both type in lowercase
>>572980
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lemme fix you king *rips your arm off*
romeo
you are my trampoline
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#usay twink anon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When are they going to make a imageboard specifically for hiv positive people
>>572981
romeo
>>572979
i want to make an hiv living joke so bad but i dont even know what to referene
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Hamilton hiv fanfic
romeo
cannibal mermaid lin manuel miranda
>>572985
tea
>>572922
proust shalt not be interrupted by the whimsies of some worms
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>>572983
Ahem, MILKFIC
no.528
what the hell are you even talking about i'm so confused
>>572988
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehe
romeo
oh god where do i begin
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink anooooooooooooooon
no.528
>>572988
hi hello hey hi #pet 'pat
shrimp
hi hey hallo heyo
no.528
it's highs all round
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>572996
fat face dog
shrimp
im just. full of megabytes
booger (phone)!boymodewng
FAT
booger (phone)!boymodewng
FACED
booger (phone)!boymodewng
DOG
no.528
big
no.528
meaty
no.528
claws
no.528
can get that puppy into the GBs at least
>>573012
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>573009
of course you would be into inflation stuff why am i not surprised
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>>573007
>not even a single terabyte
no.528
>>573011
>browser
thjere's ur problem
shrimp
yall dont
shrimp
understand
shrimp
how that was made
no.528
please share the story and also the small pic so i can make it fucking huge
shrimp
i did not simply
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>>573010
I'm crab :D
romeo
im a scale\
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Color bars
no.528
individual pixel resolution
shrimp
i simulated a screen and rendered the image in that simulation at 19000 by 10000 pixels
>>573029
romeo
tasty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Libpol evil sex tape
>>573032
anon
Yeah, I'm the one holding it
shrimp
that isnt 90mb
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MY FUCKING EYES BURN
shrimp
hehehehehehehe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Budweiser mascot
shrimp
computers are fun
romeo
shimp im already blind you dont need to make me any more blind
>>573052
booger (phone)!boymodewng
TWINKKKKKKK ANONONONONOONNNNN
>>573062
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My fucking browser glitched trying to preview this thing
>>573055
shrimp
now imagine the 90mb one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My half rotten laptop can't handle it
shrimp
ur all lucky the limit to this website is 15mb or i would crash all ur computers
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Why psychopatch
>>573061
romeo
my phone is an ultrapowerful being capable of resisting the most destructive of files
>>573064
shrimp
>>573059
psychopatch is such a good name wtf
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My half rotten samsung phone can't handle this either
shrimp
i lied im not gonna do that i need to learn how to use ableton
romeo
oh goodness
no.528
she has 64gb installed she'll be fine
no.528
something something pagefiles
globber
>>572876
that sounds based I love Atlantis we should all live there
no.528
>>573076
i'm going so much farther beyond 90mb but send it and i'll eat it anyway
shrimp
or the program to try and generate it
shrimp
hmmm
globber
shrimp!
shrimp
maybe i need to git it so u can clone it cause its got a backend
no.528
oh jeez
shrimp
i think? idk
shrimp
i didnt make it hehehehehehehe
globber
:)
shrimp
globber
globber
shrimp
globber
mowing yard w weed wacker rn wish saeki was here
romeo
i thought that said meowing the yard
no.528
meowing the yard
globber
meowing the yard =(^.^)=
globber
that might scare the froggies even more though
no.528
meowing the yard
romeo (phone)
man 1
shrimp
2 mains three trims thats impressive
anon
You can recolor them, get custom colors, but like, it's the spiderman gimp suit, I am getting the spiderman colors
>>573103
globber
shrimp
shrimp
>>573100
youre into gimp stuff huh not surprising huh
shrimp
blogeer
anon
No!
anon
I am just looking through stuff and found this
>>573109
shrimp
globber
globber
shrihmb
no.528
>>573106
just browsing the gimp selection in the sex shop nonsexually
>>573110
anon
>>573109
>I read playboy for the articles
shrimp
"its about the plot"
shrimp
god look at those colours
shrimp
so bright
shrimp
its crazy how everyting in the universe is just made out of rgb colours
no.528
>>573112
i can't even save the image it gives me another error
paint.net more like paint dot bad
shrimp
download more ram duh
no.528
i'm just gonna use a commandline prog like image magick
no.528
>>573124
the beginning of that thing in futurama where the humans just fuck the robots
but the robots are making blender scenes for you
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
apparently i can use github pages to just have the website up so ppl can use it???
no.528
yeah github pages is good for static sites like dat
shrimp
uhh
no.528
i can imagine there's some kind of bandwitdh limit but idk
shrimp
well
shrimp
i guess it actually doesnt need a backend
shrimp
the backend was for other plans
no.528
no more backend frontend is my new friend
tea
it can't like send http requests to try and load new pages, but if it like sends a request to a server via js and the server responds that's fine
shrimp
its just formatting an image basically
shrimp
ohh
tea
you can host html/css/js, you just can't like... run the backend there. y'know
shrimp
makes sense yeah
tea
so like any nginx stuff would need its own server or whatev
no.528
horrific
anon
posted without context
anon
my dad is practicing guitar while watching shitty soap operas so proud of him
shrimp
is he single
anon
no
anon
you'll have to come up with a different way to join the family shrimp
>>573153
tea
proust rocks
shrimp
>>573149
i need the trust fund money...
shrimp
can i be adopted
anon
go find a 70 year old
shrimp
old people are gross...
anon
yeah but they die quick
shrimp
most people do
shrimp
oh you meant naturally haha oops
anon
>>573157
Would chase you around the room
anon
whoops, Freudian slip on the liveboard
tea
cute
tea
i saw it
tea
Mlle. Vinteuil is a pianist and she doesnt like to see the photo of her father who looms over her
tea
shes literally me!!!1
anon
Is this a lesbian story
tea
it is maurice proust's masterpiece "in search of lost time"
anon
I have like a bunch of Proust books I got as a gift that I need to read
>>573171
tea
makes the ordinary--or subordinary really, monotonous and ceaseless--task feel sublime
>>573173
anon
>>573172
Now you are just showing off
tea
yup
anon
it's okay, that's cute
tea
surely you know by know i have a big ego
tea
its lunch rn
anon
I am just gonna drink a protein shake
anon
That is my lunch now
tea
go for it
tea
u need the nutrients
anon
I'm also browsing through.... things and stuff
tea
what does that mean
tea
ur innuendo is too strong for me potion seller
anon
don't worry about it
anon
oh I also got a ton of tae kwon do stuff
tea
what is tae kwon do stuff?
tea
i thought it only used your body
tea
unless u mean the robes
anon
getting kicked in the stomach repeatedly generally makes it hard to practice the next day, so there are pads you use
anon
like Muay Thai also has shin pads and such
anon
and cups
anon
except I already had like 2 cups
tea
ah that makes sense
tea
u have so many cool hobbies
anon
also it
anon
it's summer so I am just trying to find stuff to do
tea
how else would i find someone to kick me while riding a motorcycle/sailboat hybrid and shooting an animal in the other hand
anon
Don't have the motorcycle yet
anon
And I don't hunt really, I do sporting clays which is just clay pigeons
anon
I've *been* hunting, but I don't do it often enough to justify the label
tea
alright no need to be so humble
anon
Gotta stay humble
anon
You know me, very humble, very chaste
tea
just like me :D
tea
this is why we get along
anon
Yes!
anon
Oh also gonna see if any new resort shows dropped
anon
I might show you old Ralph Lauren stuff
tea
nice
tea
the thoughts of the madellines from proust are still with me
booger (phone)!boymodewng
nfjfjdjfncndjjsuaiaihebfbwueuwiuahahwvwywuiaajha
tea
it's just such a beautiful story

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