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shrimp
yall dont
shrimp
understand
shrimp
how that was made
no.528
please share the story and also the small pic so i can make it fucking huge
shrimp
i did not simply
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>573010
I'm crab :D
romeo
im a scale\
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Color bars
no.528
individual pixel resolution
shrimp
i simulated a screen and rendered the image in that simulation at 19000 by 10000 pixels
>>573029
romeo
tasty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Libpol evil sex tape
>>573032
anon
Yeah, I'm the one holding it
shrimp
that isnt 90mb
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MY FUCKING EYES BURN
shrimp
hehehehehehehe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Budweiser mascot
shrimp
computers are fun
romeo
shimp im already blind you dont need to make me any more blind
>>573052
booger (phone)!boymodewng
TWINKKKKKKK ANONONONONOONNNNN
>>573062
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My fucking browser glitched trying to preview this thing
>>573055
shrimp
now imagine the 90mb one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My half rotten laptop can't handle it
shrimp
ur all lucky the limit to this website is 15mb or i would crash all ur computers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why psychopatch
>>573061
romeo
my phone is an ultrapowerful being capable of resisting the most destructive of files
>>573064
shrimp
>>573059
psychopatch is such a good name wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My half rotten samsung phone can't handle this either
shrimp
i lied im not gonna do that i need to learn how to use ableton
romeo
oh goodness
no.528
she has 64gb installed she'll be fine
no.528
something something pagefiles
globber
>>572876
that sounds based I love Atlantis we should all live there
no.528
>>573076
i'm going so much farther beyond 90mb but send it and i'll eat it anyway
shrimp
or the program to try and generate it
shrimp
hmmm
globber
shrimp!
shrimp
maybe i need to git it so u can clone it cause its got a backend
no.528
oh jeez
shrimp
i think? idk
shrimp
i didnt make it hehehehehehehe
globber
:)
shrimp
globber
globber
shrimp
globber
mowing yard w weed wacker rn wish saeki was here
romeo
i thought that said meowing the yard
no.528
meowing the yard
globber
meowing the yard =(^.^)=
globber
that might scare the froggies even more though
no.528
meowing the yard
romeo (phone)
man 1
shrimp
2 mains three trims thats impressive
anon
You can recolor them, get custom colors, but like, it's the spiderman gimp suit, I am getting the spiderman colors
>>573103
globber
shrimp
shrimp
>>573100
youre into gimp stuff huh not surprising huh
shrimp
blogeer
anon
No!
anon
I am just looking through stuff and found this
>>573109
shrimp
globber
globber
shrihmb
no.528
>>573106
just browsing the gimp selection in the sex shop nonsexually
>>573110
anon
>>573109
>I read playboy for the articles
shrimp
"its about the plot"
shrimp
god look at those colours
shrimp
so bright
shrimp
its crazy how everyting in the universe is just made out of rgb colours
no.528
>>573112
i can't even save the image it gives me another error
paint.net more like paint dot bad
shrimp
download more ram duh
no.528
i'm just gonna use a commandline prog like image magick
no.528
>>573124
the beginning of that thing in futurama where the humans just fuck the robots
but the robots are making blender scenes for you
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
apparently i can use github pages to just have the website up so ppl can use it???
no.528
yeah github pages is good for static sites like dat
shrimp
uhh
no.528
i can imagine there's some kind of bandwitdh limit but idk
shrimp
well
shrimp
i guess it actually doesnt need a backend
shrimp
the backend was for other plans
no.528
no more backend frontend is my new friend
tea
it can't like send http requests to try and load new pages, but if it like sends a request to a server via js and the server responds that's fine
shrimp
its just formatting an image basically
shrimp
ohh
tea
you can host html/css/js, you just can't like... run the backend there. y'know
shrimp
makes sense yeah
tea
so like any nginx stuff would need its own server or whatev
no.528
horrific
anon
posted without context
anon
my dad is practicing guitar while watching shitty soap operas so proud of him
shrimp
is he single
anon
no
anon
you'll have to come up with a different way to join the family shrimp
>>573153
tea
proust rocks
shrimp
>>573149
i need the trust fund money...
shrimp
can i be adopted
anon
go find a 70 year old
shrimp
old people are gross...
anon
yeah but they die quick
shrimp
most people do
shrimp
oh you meant naturally haha oops
anon
>>573157
Would chase you around the room
anon
whoops, Freudian slip on the liveboard
tea
cute
tea
i saw it
tea
Mlle. Vinteuil is a pianist and she doesnt like to see the photo of her father who looms over her
tea
shes literally me!!!1
anon
Is this a lesbian story
tea
it is maurice proust's masterpiece "in search of lost time"
anon
I have like a bunch of Proust books I got as a gift that I need to read
>>573171
tea
makes the ordinary--or subordinary really, monotonous and ceaseless--task feel sublime
>>573173
anon
>>573172
Now you are just showing off
tea
yup
anon
it's okay, that's cute
tea
surely you know by know i have a big ego
tea
its lunch rn
anon
I am just gonna drink a protein shake
anon
That is my lunch now
tea
go for it
tea
u need the nutrients
anon
I'm also browsing through.... things and stuff
tea
what does that mean
tea
ur innuendo is too strong for me potion seller
anon
don't worry about it
anon
oh I also got a ton of tae kwon do stuff
tea
what is tae kwon do stuff?
tea
i thought it only used your body
tea
unless u mean the robes
anon
getting kicked in the stomach repeatedly generally makes it hard to practice the next day, so there are pads you use
anon
like Muay Thai also has shin pads and such
anon
and cups
anon
except I already had like 2 cups
tea
ah that makes sense
tea
u have so many cool hobbies
anon
also it
anon
it's summer so I am just trying to find stuff to do
tea
how else would i find someone to kick me while riding a motorcycle/sailboat hybrid and shooting an animal in the other hand
anon
Don't have the motorcycle yet
anon
And I don't hunt really, I do sporting clays which is just clay pigeons
anon
I've *been* hunting, but I don't do it often enough to justify the label
tea
alright no need to be so humble
anon
Gotta stay humble
anon
You know me, very humble, very chaste
tea
just like me :D
tea
this is why we get along
anon
Yes!
anon
Oh also gonna see if any new resort shows dropped
anon
I might show you old Ralph Lauren stuff
tea
nice
tea
the thoughts of the madellines from proust are still with me
booger (phone)!boymodewng
nfjfjdjfncndjjsuaiaihebfbwueuwiuahahwvwywuiaajha
tea
it's just such a beautiful story
tea
thats fuckin awesome im not wearing it tho
>>573222
anon
I don't have that jacket though because it costs the price of like.... a car
shrimp
horse jacket
shrimp
cant lie the foot straddle things lining the contrasting colours goes hard
anon
>>573217
Of course not, you should be wearing Rodarte's forcefem clothes
anon
I like Ralph Lauren but it seems amish
tea
you will owe me $8860
tea
oops sorry $8700 i mixed it up
tea
i dont think i look um. mature enough for this style. but i think it looks great on people who do
>>573231
tea
monero client finished syncing i can finally buy the estrogen and prog yay
tea
i think with the right jewelry i would look very good in that
>>573234
anon
>>573232
I think you would look very good in anything, you could wear a burlap sack and still look good. That being said, you'd look extra good in that
tea
well thats not a fair comparison because in a burlap sack it would be risque, elevating your opinion of it
tea
>>573233
this is the kind of thing i would wear everyday (assuming i wasnt scared of it being moderately revealing :o)
>>573237
anon
That's like a very cute outfit, you'd look great in it
tea
you gotta understand right now i only show my bare arms infrequently, showing that much of my legs is something i haven't done in very many years
anon
I have you down for Markarian and Rodarte, and also whether you like it or not Erdem
anon
Also maybe the Row if you wanted to look more professional
tea
i dont have a need to look professional but i think its cute and i think like a couple outfits like that could come in handy
tea
this looks like my great grandmother's sofa
tea
but i do think the fit is nice, and if the colours didnt merge into something moderately dreary i'd like it
>>573252
tea
hm on the other hand i cant imagine myself in like the dress which widens so much (A dress? idk the word)
tea
it feels like a bit much
nonners from small screen
mine was center on the y axis and 3rd or 4th square on is woke
anon
>>573250
I think I got it because I am generally a proponent for a nation-state system. I might have also gotten it for answering questions about insulting people online in the chud way
anon
Then again, I did answer the EU question with "yuh EU good"
shrimp
>>573254
you cant answet that that questionis for MY PEOPLE
shrimp
unless u r nb
lain from conputed
person who wrote the test just wanted 'better' ways to inquire abt gender id
shrimp
nevermind
shrimp
tea wins...
tea
i take pride in the lack of correlation between my wokeness and my woke behaviors
shrimp
the quiz is pretty funny
romeo
im going fucking insane im trying to translate fukkireta (the kasane teto song) into guitar chords and im tripped up on the last chord. i know the progression goes Emaj - Bmaj - Amaj - ???
shrimp
>men do u wear ur hair in buns or not
because this truly show show woke they act 🙄
>>573268
anon
>>573267
That was like... Imma be real, if people actually believe this or consider the questions in this test seriously, I am concerned for the future of humanity
shrimp
yeah lmao
nonners from small screen
>are u awake rn?
shrimp
nope
shrimp
honk shooo miimimimi
shrimp
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anon
chud
tea
>>573252
this is gonna sound stupid but i think like the pastel wide-ish bottom dresses are meant to embody more of innocence whereas like some of the ones from before were more elegance
>>573281
SadChan🍉🍉
OH I JUST PICKED MY CLASSES
SadChan🍉🍉
this time I made sure to look up all my professors on rate my professor and it looks like I dodged some bullets fr
SadChan🍉🍉
Im learning
davesprite
>anything i can do to help with your project
hopy shit
this tinder match just jumped straight to the front of the pack
this one gets me
SadChan🍉🍉
Also I found out this summer class I got a 70 in has my grade listed as a 1.3 which is a 30% and i have no fucking clue why so Im gonna have to contact the school to figure that out
>>573299>>573288
tea
(theres no winning with me)
anon
>>573285
You can play up your elegance and your innocence or either or, any way these dresses would look good on you, it's def more how do you feel about them. Because yeah certain things would look amazing on you, but like you might not be into sleek and hugging stuff.
lain from conputed
>>573289
#downvote (USER WAS DOWNVOTED FOR THIS POST)
romeo
i have to stretch my tiny baby hand to high heaven
>>573294
SadChan🍉🍉
>>573288
i was confused as to why my GPA was so low I should have a 3.5 but it brings me down to a 3.0 just from that one class
anon
>>573292
My enormous alien hands will play the guitar
SadChan🍉🍉
OMG MY FAVORITE PROFESSOR FROM 2 YEARS AGO SENT ME AN EMAIL JUST ASKING IF I WAS OKAY AND WANTING AN UPDATE
anon
girls
anon
girls how can i get flag on my nickname
>>573300
davesprite
died in the middle of my last post but i am back from the grave to finish it
>>573284
hate admin mess up bs like that it's so stressful. hope you get it resolved without much hassle
anon
>>573298
top right corner, little person, click, will have flag menu
anon
omfg fthankies
anon
>>573302
I wouldn't say Kate Spade is affordable, but I would say that it is achievable. You can find nice Kate Spade stuff at decent thrift shops and new Kate Spade is gonna be like 200 bucks
anon
actually how do I make one of those stupid 8values quizzes
lain from conputed
they're open source aren't they
tea
theyre ugly
anon
Polka dots were popular for a couple years before Covid, I wouldn't say they are in right now
tea
i see
anon
And it's because there is some Japanese artist/designer that really loves them
anon
And people want to be uwu cute kawaii
anon
But right now, it is the age of the CHUD and therefor you are expected to be a TRADWIFE
tea
ur wrong nonners
tea
fashion is how you look good
>>573319
anon
I guess Palomo had some polka dots actually
anon
But they are... they are like weird
tea
>>573319
i wouldn't pair the burgundy with pantone 448C
anon
I stand alone, this lonely road I walk alone. Burgundy looks good with the drab green
fujo
wine red is a cool color tbh
>>573342
tea
thats so funny
anon
Aside from Markarian, Rachel Comey just did a show
anon
>>573324
That's cute leave her ALONE
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all, i managed to finish writing lyrics for song n recorded vocals
also i made dinner
>>573341
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>573319
ooo this is pretty
shrimp
she is going to get hurt if she spills that is so dangerous!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
OMG MY FAVORITE PROFESSOR FROM 2 YEARS AGO SENT ME AN EMAIL JUST ASKING IF I WAS OKAY AND WANTING AN UPDATE
SadChan🍉🍉
WTF
SadChan🍉🍉
idk if she knows how cool I thought she was shes like my role model lmao
anon
>>573323
I agree, and I am tired of pretending otherwise
anon
I don't like ANYTHING in the Rachel Comey show wow what abysmal DOGSHIT
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi spiders, i got some prosciutto btw it was very tasty
>>573347
SadChan🍉🍉
>>573334
i want beef stroganoff now i havent had that in years
>>573353
SPIDERS
what did you make with it
>>573352
SPIDERS
or did you rawdog it
fujo
dead cow..
SPIDERS
hi rose :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>573348
brother.... im not making prosciutto are you insnae
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"oh yeah lemme just kill a pig, butcher it, cure it, real quick"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
silly!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i bought it from the shops and it was quite expensive tbh
SPIDERS
no like
SPIDERS
i asked what you did with it!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh lmao im dumb
SPIDERS
no it's okay girlie </3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had it with a brie sandwich very tasty
SadChan🍉🍉
Im officially upgrading Greta all the way to Omega Bazed
SPIDERS
mmmm
SPIDERS
well me, i had grilled cheese for breakfast today :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>573366
looks 2 rough tbh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
brown eyes are so pretty btw omg
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
this boy had the prettiest eyes i kept melting when he looked at me awawaw
romeo
i've been able to modify fmaj and bm to not be bar chords bc theres a lot of songs i like with those chords
>>573377
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>573375
brother you just gotta firm it and start learning
anon
>>573372
I mean technically even if the guy in the white van says "I will literally take you if you climb into this", it is still kidnapping when he does it
fujo
so will she be released or what will the Israeli overlords do...
>>573382
anon
>>573376
it's uh.... it's a strange word to use given she knew it would happen from the jump.
>>573381
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>573380
not really? i mean they did kidnap her, they captured her in international waters
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>573382
this is like a real human being youre talking about here
fujo
>>573382
that would be PR suicide, theyre not dumb enough to do that
anon
Obviously they aren't gonna do an ISIS style execution, the plan is 100% just to let her ass go. They might keep her for a week or so just hoping that maybe they can let her out quietly
fujo
I wish there was a browser plugin to filter links to content that contains keywords..
>>573393>>573388
fujo
"trump" "Gaza" "Israel" whatever
>>573393
kate
just sent out an application
forgot to attach my like job whatever the fucks
kate
....
kate
this day is really shit so far :D
romeo
:((
kate
+ filtering mentions of alcohol n shit could help too when im in certain mindsets
lain from conputed
>try to do work
>most of the tasks for me today are well out of my skillset and intellectual range
how do you square being inferior with free will
i feel like a fraud
>>573400
nonners
what are the tasks
lain from conputed
its all programming related stuff
lain from conputed
i was never like, taught properly
ive been hacking bullshit together for years
nonners
i had no tasks today
lain from conputed
honestly maybe i should just go try and learn in a real university or something
>>573403
fujo
I should buy cursor and vibe code for the shits n giggles
>>573404
kate
like in a death way not kinky way
>>573406
lain from conputed
>>573403
anyone can apply and i am good at piecing things together
kate
true tbh
lain from conputed
and at a certain point you can just like, literally vibe your way through stuff
lain from conputed
a lot of the missing information is in fundamental math things / compsci concepts
lain from conputed
hence hacking shit together
nonners
what type of programming do you do?
nonners
is it actual cool stuff of web dev
lain from conputed
none of it is web dev in my case
nonners
nice
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