>>88497
>life as a whole is,, i cant explain, a good thing
do you honestly believe this? yikes

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#say what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little shit

#say What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

its the ai takeover isnt happening

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is there a lower form of life on this planet than people who leave the 'who's watching this in [current year]' comments under youtube videos? i think not

>>88546
>>88549
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i rarely see those tbh, i think the youtube algo knows that i dont click on them idk

i only click on thumbnails that have a red circle

im an npc too... i am not in control of my life at all

>>88609
i dont think thats true...

life as stupid is just as bad just in a different way

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>>88615
its called extended warranty

>>88618
many people want to be

>>88622
honestly i think night watchperson is probably chill af

>>88629
sounds chill indeed. maybe even a night at the museum type gig. would

obviously. sounds like a small price to pay for peace

the problem with stuff like that is that mommy and daddy wouldnt be proud enough...

yeah well i think im gonna spend the rest of my life in the office regardless. stuff like that is more like a fiction, like moving to an exotic country or something

isnt it about a doctor with terrible bedside manners

huh

hi doctor nick

shoot non-lethally to cause pain, shoot to kill, burn to dispose of the corpse

seems self-evident

gunshot to the head only has an 80% chance of killing you i think which is surprising

>>88666
#check#check(checked)

>>88666
that explains those election results

yg7hubuydu

>>88680
buy yourself something nice

hell

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should i call in sick again tomorrow #coinflip (heads)

>>88737
#coinflip (tails)

>>88739
well id still get paid even if i called in sick... but youre probably right...

true...

>>88745
german labor laws are top-tier uwu

cant get fired for being sick either, unless youre sick more than 6 weeks/year

make a whats-in-my-bag post

>>88754
>>88755
#tireiron

its an /lgbt/ meme

but its the thingy you use to tighten the srews on your tires

it came from those 'what would you do if you came across a boymoder who...' posts, and people would always reply 'tire iron', hence...

>>88764
no, the implication is that youd hit the boymoder in question with a tire iron

>>88769
cute thing contrasted with brutal violence i guess lol

what would you do if you came across a boymoder who was unfamiliar with the concept of tire irons

>>88775
idk i guess they just got old after a while

>>88776
me neither, just uncanny af

>>88778
no

#smartai should i call in sick again tomorrow

It would be wise to assess your current health and consider if calling in sick again is necessary. If you are experiencing severe symptoms or have been advised by a medical professional, it may be necessary to take another day off. However, if your condition has improved and you feel well enough to work, it would be best to fulfill your responsibilities as an employee. It is important to prioritize taking care of one's health while also fulfilling obligations at work. should i call in sick again tomorrow

>>88798
corporate simp...

.play look at my horse

>>88802
zoomers will never get to experiece flash... sad...

>>88805
everyone will turn into a weeb now

.play limewire you are a pirate

.play anamanaguchi

.play vector lcd

.play metalocalypse full episode

i will get my wizard powers in 3 years

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idk...

>that riff

power metal af

>>88845
>she recalled more alleged incidents of forcible oral and anal sex without lubrication — she says at one point she passed out from the pain — as well as being forced to ingest her own waste, all while being called a "slave."

average book reader

#ai summarize all of neil gaimans work in three sentences or fewer

Neil Gaiman is a prolific writer known for his fantastical and darkly whimsical stories that often blur the lines between reality and fantasy. He has written numerous acclaimed novels, short stories, comics, screenplays, and children's books. Themes of mythology, magic, dreams, and imagination are woven throughout his work in captivating and thought-provoking ways. summarize all of neil gaimans work in three sentences or fewer

#ai its the year 2030. remind me how elon musk became emperor of earth and now he renamed the planet to xarth pls. be as detailed as possible

In the year 2030, Elon Musk had already achieved great success with his ventures in space travel and electric cars. He had become one of the richest and most influential people on Earth.

As he continued to push boundaries and make groundbreaking discoveries, many began to see him as a visionary leader who could bring about positive change for humanity.

At the same time, political tensions were rising around the world. Governments were struggling to address issues such as climate change, overpopulation, and resource depletion. As these problems became more urgent, people grew disillusioned with their leaders' inability to find solutions.

Seeing an opportunity to make a real impact on these global issues, Elon Musk decided to step up and take matters into his own hands. With his immense wealth and influence, he launched a campaign for emperorship of Earth under his new title: Xarthonian Emperor.

To gain support for this audacious plan, Musk used all of his resources – from social media campaigns and public speeches to funding behind-the-scenes lobbying efforts. His charismatic personality won over many followers who believed in his vision for a better future.

Soon enough, widespread protests calling for governments worldwide to hand power over to Musk erupted across major cities. The movement gained momentum as more people joined in demanding that Elon be crowned ruler of Earth.

With mounting pressure from citizens around the world along with technological advances that made it possible for them communicate instantly across borders without government interference or censorship - leaders eventually conceded defeat by stepping down or joining forces with Musk's supporters (now known as "Xarthians").

Musk was officially declared Xarthonian Emperor after winning overwhelming support through popular vote worldwide. In recognition of this momentous occasion marking a new era in human history – he renamed planet earth "Xarth", symbolizing its transformation under enlightened leadership towards becoming a sustainable utopia driven by science & technology advancements catering towards improving quality-of-life standards globally!

Under Emperor Xalthon's rule, the world saw unprecedented progress in addressing major issues such as climate change and overpopulation. Advanced technologies were developed to create sustainable energy sources, reduce waste, and increase food production.

Xarthians also worked towards creating a more equal society by implementing universal basic income and providing access to education and healthcare for all citizens.

As Xarthonian Emperor, Musk continued his ambitious projects in space exploration. He established colonies on Mars and other planets while also embarking on missions to explore distant galaxies.

Despite some initial skepticism about his leadership style, Musk proved himself to be a fair ruler who prioritized the well-being of his people above all else. His empire became a beacon of hope for humanity as they looked towards an inspiring future with endless possibilities under Elon Musk's visionary leadership on planet Xarth. its the year 2030. remind me how elon musk became emperor of earth and now he renamed the planet to xarth pls. be as detailed as possible

im bored

>>88865
#reply

Hi there! Sorry to hear that you're bored. Do you want some suggestions for things to do?

>>88866
#reply yes

Here are a few ideas:
1. Go for a walk or run outside - getting some fresh air and exercise can help boost your mood.
2. Pick up a new hobby or learn a new skill - whether it's painting, cooking, knitting, or playing an instrument, there are plenty of resources online to get you started.
3. Call or video chat with friends and family - catching up with loved ones can be both fun and fulfilling.
4. Read a book - escape into another world through the pages of a good book.
5. Try out some at-home workouts - there are many free workout videos available on platforms like YouTube that you can do in the comfort of your own home.
6. Clean and declutter your space - sometimes organizing our living space can help clear our minds as well.
7. Watch movies or TV shows that you've been wanting to see but haven't had time for before.

Hope these suggestions help! Let me know if you end up trying any of them out :) yes

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yikes

i dont understand the skibidi meme and thats a good thing

i see. zoomers are doomed.

personally im going to enjoy being a bitter old man reeeeeee fucking kids get off my lawn reeeee

>>88883
no they can enjoy whatever they want to as long as they stay off my lawn

>>88888
chud get

no but 88 is...

the zoomers in my high school class used to play gmod but i never got into it

>>88899
average male tumblr user shows his true face