hell

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should i call in sick again tomorrow #coinflip (heads)

>>88737
#coinflip (tails)

>>88739
well id still get paid even if i called in sick... but youre probably right...

true...

>>88745
german labor laws are top-tier uwu

cant get fired for being sick either, unless youre sick more than 6 weeks/year

make a whats-in-my-bag post

>>88754
>>88755
#tireiron

its an /lgbt/ meme

but its the thingy you use to tighten the srews on your tires

it came from those 'what would you do if you came across a boymoder who...' posts, and people would always reply 'tire iron', hence...

>>88764
no, the implication is that youd hit the boymoder in question with a tire iron

>>88769
cute thing contrasted with brutal violence i guess lol

what would you do if you came across a boymoder who was unfamiliar with the concept of tire irons

>>88775
idk i guess they just got old after a while

>>88776
me neither, just uncanny af

>>88778
no

#smartai should i call in sick again tomorrow

It would be wise to assess your current health and consider if calling in sick again is necessary. If you are experiencing severe symptoms or have been advised by a medical professional, it may be necessary to take another day off. However, if your condition has improved and you feel well enough to work, it would be best to fulfill your responsibilities as an employee. It is important to prioritize taking care of one's health while also fulfilling obligations at work. should i call in sick again tomorrow

>>88798
corporate simp...

.play look at my horse

>>88802
zoomers will never get to experiece flash... sad...

>>88805
everyone will turn into a weeb now

.play limewire you are a pirate

.play anamanaguchi

.play vector lcd

.play metalocalypse full episode

i will get my wizard powers in 3 years

f

.skip

idk...

>that riff

power metal af

>>88845
>she recalled more alleged incidents of forcible oral and anal sex without lubrication — she says at one point she passed out from the pain — as well as being forced to ingest her own waste, all while being called a "slave."

average book reader

#ai summarize all of neil gaimans work in three sentences or fewer

Neil Gaiman is a prolific writer known for his fantastical and darkly whimsical stories that often blur the lines between reality and fantasy. He has written numerous acclaimed novels, short stories, comics, screenplays, and children's books. Themes of mythology, magic, dreams, and imagination are woven throughout his work in captivating and thought-provoking ways. summarize all of neil gaimans work in three sentences or fewer

#ai its the year 2030. remind me how elon musk became emperor of earth and now he renamed the planet to xarth pls. be as detailed as possible

In the year 2030, Elon Musk had already achieved great success with his ventures in space travel and electric cars. He had become one of the richest and most influential people on Earth.

As he continued to push boundaries and make groundbreaking discoveries, many began to see him as a visionary leader who could bring about positive change for humanity.

At the same time, political tensions were rising around the world. Governments were struggling to address issues such as climate change, overpopulation, and resource depletion. As these problems became more urgent, people grew disillusioned with their leaders' inability to find solutions.

Seeing an opportunity to make a real impact on these global issues, Elon Musk decided to step up and take matters into his own hands. With his immense wealth and influence, he launched a campaign for emperorship of Earth under his new title: Xarthonian Emperor.

To gain support for this audacious plan, Musk used all of his resources – from social media campaigns and public speeches to funding behind-the-scenes lobbying efforts. His charismatic personality won over many followers who believed in his vision for a better future.

Soon enough, widespread protests calling for governments worldwide to hand power over to Musk erupted across major cities. The movement gained momentum as more people joined in demanding that Elon be crowned ruler of Earth.

With mounting pressure from citizens around the world along with technological advances that made it possible for them communicate instantly across borders without government interference or censorship - leaders eventually conceded defeat by stepping down or joining forces with Musk's supporters (now known as "Xarthians").

Musk was officially declared Xarthonian Emperor after winning overwhelming support through popular vote worldwide. In recognition of this momentous occasion marking a new era in human history – he renamed planet earth "Xarth", symbolizing its transformation under enlightened leadership towards becoming a sustainable utopia driven by science & technology advancements catering towards improving quality-of-life standards globally!

Under Emperor Xalthon's rule, the world saw unprecedented progress in addressing major issues such as climate change and overpopulation. Advanced technologies were developed to create sustainable energy sources, reduce waste, and increase food production.

Xarthians also worked towards creating a more equal society by implementing universal basic income and providing access to education and healthcare for all citizens.

As Xarthonian Emperor, Musk continued his ambitious projects in space exploration. He established colonies on Mars and other planets while also embarking on missions to explore distant galaxies.

Despite some initial skepticism about his leadership style, Musk proved himself to be a fair ruler who prioritized the well-being of his people above all else. His empire became a beacon of hope for humanity as they looked towards an inspiring future with endless possibilities under Elon Musk's visionary leadership on planet Xarth. its the year 2030. remind me how elon musk became emperor of earth and now he renamed the planet to xarth pls. be as detailed as possible

im bored

>>88865
#reply

Hi there! Sorry to hear that you're bored. Do you want some suggestions for things to do?

>>88866
#reply yes

Here are a few ideas:
1. Go for a walk or run outside - getting some fresh air and exercise can help boost your mood.
2. Pick up a new hobby or learn a new skill - whether it's painting, cooking, knitting, or playing an instrument, there are plenty of resources online to get you started.
3. Call or video chat with friends and family - catching up with loved ones can be both fun and fulfilling.
4. Read a book - escape into another world through the pages of a good book.
5. Try out some at-home workouts - there are many free workout videos available on platforms like YouTube that you can do in the comfort of your own home.
6. Clean and declutter your space - sometimes organizing our living space can help clear our minds as well.
7. Watch movies or TV shows that you've been wanting to see but haven't had time for before.

Hope these suggestions help! Let me know if you end up trying any of them out :) yes

.play [YouTube]

8

yikes

i dont understand the skibidi meme and thats a good thing

i see. zoomers are doomed.

personally im going to enjoy being a bitter old man reeeeeee fucking kids get off my lawn reeeee

>>88883
no they can enjoy whatever they want to as long as they stay off my lawn

>>88888
chud get

no but 88 is...

the zoomers in my high school class used to play gmod but i never got into it

>>88899
average male tumblr user shows his true face

i do, why wouldn't i?

>>88902

>>88906
>>88902
agree, all-nighters suck

>>88909
.play [YouTube]

>>88908
i drank 7 bottles of wine since last tuesday or so lol

drinking is cool and based

>>88916
#reply repeat with interacpping

of coping mechanism, and not one that I would recommend. Instead, finding healthy ways to deal with emotions and stressors can lead to long-term benefits for both physical and mental well-being.

One way to cope in a healthier manner is by seeking support from loved ones or professional counselors. Talking through struggles with someone who cares about you and has your best interests at heart can provide much-needed relief and perspective.

Additionally, engaging in self-care activities such as exercise, mindfulness practices, or creative outlets like art or music can be beneficial for managing difficult emotions. These activities allow us to express ourselves in a positive way while also promoting relaxation and reducing tension.

It's important to remember that everyone copes differently, so it may take some trial-and-error before finding what works best for you. But ultimately, learning how to cope effectively will lead to greater overall happiness and satisfaction in life. So let's ditch the stinky coping mechanisms and focus on building healthy habits instead! repeat with interacpping

reee retarded ai

>>88916
dRiNkiNg AloNE aNd/oR to ExceSs

>ree you dont know the heckin wormfag commands

wel i am a NEWFAG

i know... i am cringe... cringe newfags.... HAHA EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE NEWFAG

i am just a humble gardener in the vinyard of the lord

>>88935
new ventian snares song just dropped

.play [YouTube]

>spring

#fish🐟

i know this song but i dont know where from...

hmm possible

i am holding on

lol yeah i think that's it lmao

lmao

.play steel panther glory hole

.play bones dirt

im a sucker for normal people making music even if its bad

not if they make music which is cool and based

.skip

.skip

50% of these tiktok songs arent even bad just silly

or just deeply mid

OHIO

HOW ARE YOU TO SHUSH ME IN THE CINEMA

.play [YouTube]

>>89004
>>89005
i can't enjoy any of those things because i a constantly stuck in a weird parallel reality where everyone is out to get me and people are conspiring against me and that fills me with unending anxiety and i have a resting heartrate of 130 and blah blah blah whatever

>>89018
i WANT to enjoy those things but they quickly pass and its back to stressing out idk i think happiness and contentedness are just not for me some people are born to suffer

>>89019
>>89023

>>89026
>enough time alone and forced to sit with my thoughts
LMAO

TIME ALONE TO SIT WITH MY THOUGHTS IS ALL I HAVE LMAO HAHAHAHA

friend, i know that you have good intentions, but its literally just schizophrenia/schizoaffective disorder/whatever with me, it

>>89034
...it's literally over, my mind is broken

>>89035
#this (such a banger)

>>89038
>think about shit that is so irrelevant and dumb and makes no sense but you BELIEVE IT STILL
that's it. my life summed up in a nutshell. #this #this (going to share this on social media) #this

absolutely, i couldnt agree more 100%

.play is the government spying on schizophrenics enough

CHRISTMAS IS OVER

huh

#say äääööö