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na-bee-eh (nadie)
real..
CravingSadThings
Christina Applegate!!!!!
smog
that wasn't even that gross til the end,.. false advertising
CravingSadThings
yea they def had way more over the top stuff
CravingSadThings
.play jack black eric andre full interview
nibble
yeah thats also a good one
CravingSadThings
i like that jack came on rready to do battle and just lost
CravingSadThings
apaarently the coffee that comes out of there was like, actually hot and burned jack lmao
smog
you never know what's gonna happen i feel like u gotta sign a waiver to get on
CravingSadThings
you do lol but they usually get people who dont know
smog
jack sitting on the chair like he's at a sleepover
CravingSadThings
jack black is a pretty cool dude i think
CravingSadThings
she was regarded
nibble
she was acoustic
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George Clooney
smog
this man must go thru so many desks
CravingSadThings
desk budget insane
nibble
probably buys em in bulk
CravingSadThings
that was a pretty good face
CravingSadThings
AHAHAHA
CravingSadThings
i never saw this one ahahah
nibble
well jack black also didnt deserve piping hot coffee on his clothes but thats life as enforced by eric andre
CravingSadThings
that one made me very uncomfortablee idk if she deservedd thatttt :(
nibble
is that zach uhhh whatshisface
CravingSadThings
yea this was basically the same conceptt as eric andre just a few years before and less crazy
nibble
ahh makes sense
CravingSadThings
.play between two ferns obama
CravingSadThings
benstillerfaggot69@verizon.net
nibble
damn how the tables have turntables
CravingSadThings
how the turn tables
nonners
this changes nothing
CravingSadThings
" > : ( "
smog
>>115574
have you tried getting hit over the head with a comically large mallet so that your eyes spin like reels on a slot machine and it hit's all Zs and you fall asleep. that usually works for me
CravingSadThings
damn look at that vein
CravingSadThings
how does he do that
CravingSadThings
obama literally has like the anime angy vein
CravingSadThings
north ikea
smog
he's letting his guests get too many jabs back, lacks chaos
CravingSadThings
yea less insane more pissy I think its pretty funny thoughh idk how scripted they are but im pretty sure the ben stiller one was 100% real like he was actually furious
nibble
needs more desk destruction
CravingSadThings
.play paul rudd between two ferns
CravingSadThings
fyi kamala harris wouldnt go on joe rogan
smog
trump on eric andre would be interesting
CravingSadThings
HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD GO SO HARD
CravingSadThings
the secret service might actually shoot eric
smog
eric would absolutely try an assasination even if it was just a joke
CravingSadThings
.play [YouTube]
I think this one almost ended in violencee
CravingSadThings
waittttttttttttttttt nvm
CravingSadThings
.skip
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.skipo
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.skip
CravingSadThings
yeaaa i dont want to dominate worm tube also those are new ones i just assume they are worse
smog
five minutes is easy enough time to defuse it
nonners
.play steve jobs introducing ipod
shrimp
oh the timer wont set off the bomb thats to remind me to set off the bomb its manual
>>115612
shrimp
since there is no timer now, i shall detonate it
nonners
what the fuck was his problem?
CravingSadThings
im glad steve jobs is dead
smog
i think a mod could technically plant a sortof bomb by using #theme
to make everything wiggle uncontrollably and zip around the place
>>115621
smog
>>115622
why is she sitting like that. so relaxed. should be ploughing the fields
CravingSadThings
dear goddddddddddddddddddddddddd
smog
i guess meteor and confetti override the transformations...... so sad
smog
this is the bomb you were speaking of
CravingSadThings
its the apocapoocalypsee
CravingSadThings
it just goes away lmao
smog
weird it doesn't play for me either
CravingSadThings
catbox?
smog
i think it's the encode......
smog
i think i accidentally set it to be way too high quality and the website couldn't handle all the bits
CravingSadThings
9tsfoflr3yxkbh
smog
i3gymp254gjm2lr107g
smog
.play peppermiint
CravingSadThings
ITS TOO SPICYYYY
smog
HEAVY FLASH WARNING
smog
need to be able to force fullscreen on the player
CravingSadThings
chl1egty
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82ft3pij46woh5mgx8bnu5qt7s
smog
doesn't stack so sad
CravingSadThings
its still pretty big lol
CravingSadThings
SHRIMP CAN WE MAKE IT BIGGER
CravingSadThings
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPP
smog
shrimp died on the way back to their home planet
CravingSadThings
wtf lol
smog
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smog
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shrimp
3v8wr0heich886vd2msac3wqzy465d98hk6jiqqia717
smog
unbounded by nature, man creates their own hell
CravingSadThings
[YouTube]

rightoid obsession with ellio is nuts and he literally never addresses or responds to it (chad move)
shrimp
8ebu13s0p4zz0dtf4pql6gkxqz1fwf2fsip8g3aumwh8
shrimp
where did it go...
CravingSadThings
its just gone...
smog
undimenionshiftable if i just close my eyes
CravingSadThings
hmm the stretch spin one is worse than dimension shift
smog
maybe they can be combined in some unholy matrimonoy
CravingSadThings
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smog
o3lo1vesssyrgtcu4k4
CravingSadThings
oh this one is bad
CravingSadThings
42t10b5bru
CravingSadThings
whast the one we had before where it goes left to right in3D towards the camera aaaa
CravingSadThings
kykycudfhybtlz
smog
i think that was just a very slow dimensionshift
smog
dimensionshift/10s
CravingSadThings
nice!!!!
CravingSadThings
doesnt that take away from the fun a bit
>>115745
smog
>>115744
in a sense yea.......... but it looks nice so i think it's a fair trade
smog
and u get to see all the weird shit other people rune in commands
smog
fucked up that they don't stack
smog
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smog
this bird is not having any of this hand
smog
do you think aliens will do shit like this to us
CravingSadThings
i hope so
smog
"feeding my human space doritos for the first time"
ten zillion views on glorptube
>>115776
smog
i wonder if we'd even know it's happening or if we just think it's like a weird day we're having
>>115780
smog
racoon demolishes the scientific method
CravingSadThings
21m views on this video
CravingSadThings
i wish that I could eat as many doritos as I want and that eating doritos gave me super powers and eternal youth and immortality and immunity to all disease
>>115789
smog
that's a huge ass emu
smog
a little rest + relaxation is due
smog
>>115783
why don't doritos just make them do that. it would be super popular
fujo
am.. on da train.. chooo
nibble
.play breaking bad but no one is careful
anon
Lmfao did you wormies see Josh Hawleys new bill
anon
it would criminalize using deepseek with 20 years in prison and/or a million dollar fine, so fucking dumb
anon
it was tabled like instantly theres 0 way it will pass but can you imagine trying to enforce that lmao
anon
we're all going to federal prison for 20 years for doing #ai uhhhh poop

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uhhhh poop
anon
.play cool cammy theseus
CravingSadThings
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>>115814
!nIOh.loris
site is full of bottoms
anon
yeah... sry i lied
anon
i just wanted to see what u would say
!nIOh.loris
shit my bakc hurts
!nIOh.loris
okay...the loss of strength is frightening
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>>115857
!nIOh.loris
why are we watching japanese call center video?
下げ
idk i felt like putting it up
下げ
u can skip and watch something else if you want
!nIOh.loris
leave it playing
anon
the mobile site is freaking out, i can barely type
下げ
he put a program on the vm that makes this guys face pop up i think hes a pornstar or something
下げ
and the scammer is just making up a story for how it got there while he plays dumb
下げ
またでてきたんですね〜www
anon
i don't think you're a boy
下げ
sage sage sage sage sage
CravingSadThings
really gross
anon
the feet drawing that killed libpol
CravingSadThings
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krissu 👹
sometimes i just wanna cry for no reason :<
下げ
get a shibaken and cuddle it while crying it will fix you its a real life teddy bear
krissu 👹
aw lol i have a doggy not a shiba tho but i love him v much... i guess thats prob part of it.. im moving to finland in two days and im not gonna see doggie for a few months :<
下げ
other dogs are just fake shibas
krissu 👹
im bringing him to finland tho im not gonna leave him but its gonna happen in the summer so the transition is easier for him but aaaaaa god im gonna miss him so much
下げ
wait i thought finland wasnt real
krissu 👹
lol ya no its just eastern sweden
下げ
it was made up by linus torvalds to sell more linux
krissu 👹
man i wish i coulda been one of those boomer programmers... back in those days u could do whatever tf u wanted and u would be the first person ever to do it and make a living off of it
下げ
yeah the only reason linux is alive today is because the other 386 unix clone was in legal trouble so everyone built everything with linux dependencies as a hobby and then it stopped being a hobby and here we are
krissu 👹
right... hey did u know dos was actually just a copy of cp/m
krissu 👹
i never knew that until recently
下げ
cool parental/mother
krissu 👹
rip gary kildall...
krissu 👹
did u know he actually got his hands on like one of intels first prototype microprocessors as like an assistant prof doing a side job at intel one summer and started writing cp/m on that... intel didnt even realize what they had by that point, it was meant as just a controller in like industrial machinery but kildall realized u could build a general purpose computer around it
下げ
i think if none of the miracles that founded the modern microcomputer industry had managed to happen... like those guys all missed their shots it wouldve come together anyway somehow
krissu 👹
ya probably
krissu 👹
otoh its kind of amazing to me how rapidly it all came together, like the pc revolution began basically the minute ppl started making microprocessors before they were even being sold commercially lol
下げ
now microprocessors are so widespread that if you cant think of a realistic way for your current computer to solve a peripheral job u just put another computer in the thing to work it out
下げ
and it costs like 2 bucks to do it
krissu 👹
ya lol i wonder if cpu's r gonna start growing in cores the way gpus have
!nIOh.loris
it is confirmed for me. i'm officially an old lady. my back still hurts. everything hurts
>>115897
下げ
god nothing makes me happier than vids of shibaken playing in snow
!nIOh.loris
shiba doggos are so cool and cute
下げ
i love the way their tails go like
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KittyUwUminati
how are kitties beloved wormies 2nite???
krissu 👹
sad bc wont see doggie for a few months but also happy cuz building legos and talking to nice ppl in comfy thread
!nIOh.loris
i was talking abt the grub that lives in the soil
下げ
i have a chromebook i want to modify to use grub as the firmware payload
下げ
normal chromebook custom firmwares use uefi
krissu 👹
wtf i cant find this piece anywhere D:
krissu 👹
omggg there was another bag i needed to open phew
下げ
i wish i had the energy and lack of care of a shibaken
下げ
i think this is how we are meant to live is with a warm body and giant pool of snow to run around in and an empty brain and a yummy dinner to eat at the end
krissu 👹
my doggy used to be a racing dog but hes soooo lazy lol even when i take him to the dog park he almost never runs and if he does its only for like a couple seconds
>>115928
krissu 👹
but idc its his retirement he can do what he wants
下げ
poifjdlkjlskdjf the little barks
krissu 👹
what sound do u think glegle makes
krissu 👹
hes p young like umm i guess he's 4 now
krissu 👹
he got retired young for being mid :3
下げ
glegle goes わn わn bwark bwark
下げ
and the switch to romaji is audible
krissu 👹
woa look at the little legs move
krissu 👹
what does that sound like
下げ
it sounds like if you stopped writing your speech in japanese
krissu 👹
so like bwarku bwarku bwark bwark
下げ
no it sounds like ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------「リンクが削除されました}}
krissu 👹
so like an animal crossing character maybe

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