.play [YouTube]

that wasn't even that gross til the end,.. false advertising

yeah thats also a good one

you never know what's gonna happen i feel like u gotta sign a waiver to get on

jack sitting on the chair like he's at a sleepover

.play [YouTube]

she was acoustic

this man must go thru so many desks

probably buys em in bulk

lmao

well jack black also didnt deserve piping hot coffee on his clothes but thats life as enforced by eric andre

is that zach uhhh whatshisface

ahh makes sense

lol

lmao

damn how the tables have turntables

cant sleep

>>115574
thats ok i forgive you

this changes nothing

oh no

>>115574
have you tried getting hit over the head with a comically large mallet so that your eyes spin like reels on a slot machine and it hit's all Zs and you fall asleep. that usually works for me

brutal

he's letting his guests get too many jabs back, lacks chaos

needs more desk destruction

trump on eric andre would be interesting

eric would absolutely try an assasination even if it was just a joke

it works

aunt man

I've planted a bomb on this website.

SKIPO

>>115603
i don't see a large beeping timer

I just haven't set the timer yet.
timer

five minutes is easy enough time to defuse it

.play steve jobs introducing ipod

oh the timer wont set off the bomb thats to remind me to set off the bomb its manual

>>115607

>>115610
oh sorry

since there is no timer now, i shall detonate it

what the fuck was his problem?

>>115607

oh

.skip

i think a mod could technically plant a sortof bomb by using #theme to make everything wiggle uncontrollably and zip around the place

>>115621
this but every single post in many directions

>>115622
why is she sitting like that. so relaxed. should be ploughing the fields

oh god

i guess meteor and confetti override the transformations...... so sad

this is the bomb you were speaking of

>>115633
#give

>>115643
>>115643

lesbians

>>115648

gotem

>>115657

weird it doesn't play for me either

i think it's the encode......

yes

i think i accidentally set it to be way too high quality and the website couldn't handle all the bits

>>115678

oh dear

this rules

.play peppermiint

HEAVY FLASH WARNING

need to be able to force fullscreen on the player

doesn't stack so sad

shrimp died on the way back to their home planet

bomb exploded

unbounded by nature, man creates their own hell

where did it go...

the darkzone

>>115719

undimenionshiftable if i just close my eyes

isopods are so cool

maybe they can be combined in some unholy matrimonoy

i think that was just a very slow dimensionshift

>>115737
gotta get that runereader so u can peer beyond the veil

>>115744
in a sense yea.......... but it looks nice so i think it's a fair trade

and u get to see all the weird shit other people rune in commands

https://github.com/Xx-hackerman-xX/brainworm-runereader if u want

>>115748

>>115748

>>115748

fucked up that they don't stack

#bpm 100

#bpm 1

>>115751
wait this one is kinda doing something

>>115756

meow

#meow

>>115763
omg omg omg #meow

this bird is not having any of this hand

>>115766
#meow

>>115762
#meow

do you think aliens will do shit like this to us

"feeding my human space doritos for the first time"
ten zillion views on glorptube

i wonder if we'd even know it's happening or if we just think it's like a weird day we're having

#cleartheme

>>115769
#meow

racoon demolishes the scientific method

>>115775
its happening and we dont even know it...

>>115780
"i introduced industrial society to ketamine... you won't BELIEVE what happens..."

that's a huge ass emu

a little rest + relaxation is due

>>115783
why don't doritos just make them do that. it would be super popular

hi

>>115786
#kiss es it better

>>115790
hinonnymous

>>115791
#throw

>>115795
#chuck

choo choo

.play breaking bad but no one is careful

Lmfao did you wormies see Josh Hawleys new bill

it would criminalize using deepseek with 20 years in prison and/or a million dollar fine, so fucking dumb

it was tabled like instantly theres 0 way it will pass but can you imagine trying to enforce that lmao

we're all going to federal prison for 20 years for doing #ai uhhhh poop

Poop is the solid waste that humans and animals excrete from their bodies. It contains undigested food, bacteria, and other bodily waste products. Poop can vary in color, consistency, and odor depending on diet, hydration levels, and overall health. It is important to regularly pass stool as it helps rid the body of toxins and maintain a healthy digestive system. uhhhh poop

.play cool cammy theseus

agj;sdvb;dvjbnspibhlskjdfn

not me

yeah... sry i lied

i just wanted to see what u would say

the mobile site is freaking out, i can barely type

i want a bf

i don't think you're a boy

whar rhwe flip

the feet drawing that killed libpol

>>115892
#kiss

>>115895
oof that sucks same tho

my back n hips act up

how are kitties beloved wormies 2nite???