
real..
real..
Christina Applegate!!!!!
that wasn't even that gross til the end,.. false advertising
yea they def had way more over the top stuff
.play jack black eric andre full interview
yeah thats also a good one
i like that jack came on rready to do battle and just lost
apaarently the coffee that comes out of there was like, actually hot and burned jack lmao
you never know what's gonna happen i feel like u gotta sign a waiver to get on
you do lol but they usually get people who dont know
jack sitting on the chair like he's at a sleepover
jack black is a pretty cool dude i think
she was regarded
she was acoustic
George Clooney
this man must go thru so many desks
desk budget insane
probably buys em in bulk
that was a pretty good face
lmao
AHAHAHA
i never saw this one ahahah
well jack black also didnt deserve piping hot coffee on his clothes but thats life as enforced by eric andre
that one made me very uncomfortablee idk if she deservedd thatttt :(
is that zach uhhh whatshisface
yea this was basically the same conceptt as eric andre just a few years before and less crazy
ahh makes sense
.play between two ferns obama
benstillerfaggot69@verizon.net
lmao
lol
lmao
damn how the tables have turntables
how the turn tables
cant sleep
this changes nothing
" > : ( "
oh no
damn look at that vein
how does he do that
brutal
obama literally has like the anime angy vein
north ikea
he's letting his guests get too many jabs back, lacks chaos
yea less insane more pissy I think its pretty funny thoughh idk how scripted they are but im pretty sure the ben stiller one was 100% real like he was actually furious
needs more desk destruction
.play paul rudd between two ferns
fyi kamala harris wouldnt go on joe rogan
trump on eric andre would be interesting
HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD GO SO HARD
the secret service might actually shoot eric
eric would absolutely try an assasination even if it was just a joke
it works
aunt man
waittttttttttttttttt nvm
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I've planted a bomb on this website.
yeaaa i dont want to dominate worm tube also those are new ones i just assume they are worse
SKIPO
I just haven't set the timer yet.
five minutes is easy enough time to defuse it
.play steve jobs introducing ipod
oh the timer wont set off the bomb thats to remind me to set off the bomb its manual
since there is no timer now, i shall detonate it
what the fuck was his problem?
oh
im glad steve jobs is dead
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i think a mod could technically plant a sortof bomb by using #themeto make everything wiggle uncontrollably and zip around the place
oh god
dear goddddddddddddddddddddddddd
i guess meteor and confetti override the transformations...... so sad
this is the bomb you were speaking of
si2swf
its the apocapoocalypsee
lesbians
it just goes away lmao
gotem
weird it doesn't play for me either
wtff
catbox?
i think it's the encode......
yes
yea
i think i accidentally set it to be way too high quality and the website couldn't handle all the bits
9tsfoflr3yxkbh
oh dear
i3gymp254gjm2lr107g
this rules
.play peppermiint
ITS TOO SPICYYYY
HEAVY FLASH WARNING
12qn
need to be able to force fullscreen on the player
chl1egty
82ft3pij46woh5mgx8bnu5qt7s
doesn't stack so sad
its still pretty big lol
SHRIMP CAN WE MAKE IT BIGGER
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPP
shrimp died on the way back to their home planet
bomb exploded
wtf lol
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unbounded by nature, man creates their own hell
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where did it go...
the darkzone
its just gone...
undimenionshiftable if i just close my eyes
isopods are so cool
hmm the stretch spin one is worse than dimension shift
maybe they can be combined in some unholy matrimonoy
mrnqdxfjb596h6
o3lo1vesssyrgtcu4k4
oh this one is bad
42t10b5bru
whast the one we had before where it goes left to right in3D towards the camera aaaa
kykycudfhybtlz
i think that was just a very slow dimensionshift
oh how do u slow it down
dimensionshift/10s
nice!!!!
jfam
bxizkk0c
doesnt that take away from the fun a bit
and u get to see all the weird shit other people rune in commands
fucked up that they don't stack
#bpm 100
#bpm 1
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meow
#meow
u
this bird is not having any of this hand
do you think aliens will do shit like this to us
i hope so
"feeding my human space doritos for the first time"
ten zillion views on glorptube
i wonder if we'd even know it's happening or if we just think it's like a weird day we're having
#cleartheme
racoon demolishes the scientific method
21m views on this video
i wish that I could eat as many doritos as I want and that eating doritos gave me super powers and eternal youth and immortality and immunity to all disease
that's a huge ass emu
!nIOh.loris
everything hurt
!nIOh.loris
s
a little rest + relaxation is due
hi
am.. on da train.. chooo
nyanyanya
choo choo
.play breaking bad but no one is careful
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Lmfao did you wormies see Josh Hawleys new bill
it would criminalize using deepseek with 20 years in prison and/or a million dollar fine, so fucking dumb
it was tabled like instantly theres 0 way it will pass but can you imagine trying to enforce that lmao
we're all going to federal prison for 20 years for doing #ai uhhhh poop
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.play cool cammy theseus
!nIOh.loris
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!nIOh.loris
!nIOh.loris
!nIOh.loris
site is full of bottoms
not me
!nIOh.loris
yeah... sry i lied
i just wanted to see what u would say
t
thats the cross i just showed u
i- i would never be a b-bottom!!!!
!nIOh.loris
!nIOh.loris
shit my bakc hurts
!nIOh.loris
afsgrdhfdsadefr
!nIOh.loris
okay...the loss of strength is frightening
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!nIOh.loris
why are we watching japanese call center video?
!nIOh.loris
lol
idk i felt like putting it up
u can skip and watch something else if you want
!nIOh.loris
lmao
!nIOh.loris
leave it playing
the mobile site is freaking out, i can barely type
www
he put a program on the vm that makes this guys face pop up i think hes a pornstar or something
and the scammer is just making up a story for how it got there while he plays dumb
またでてきたんですね〜www
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i want a bf
hi
hi
hi
:3
i don't think you're a boy
wtf anon
sage sage sage sage sage
whar rhwe flip
really gross
the feet drawing that killed libpol
ao10ac1ub3nm2fi2c0opctf
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sometimes i just wanna cry for no reason :<
get a shibaken and cuddle it while crying it will fix you its a real life teddy bear
aw lol i have a doggy not a shiba tho but i love him v much... i guess thats prob part of it.. im moving to finland in two days and im not gonna see doggie for a few months :<
other dogs are just fake shibas
oh :((((((
im bringing him to finland tho im not gonna leave him but its gonna happen in the summer so the transition is easier for him but aaaaaa god im gonna miss him so much
wait i thought finland wasnt real
lol ya no its just eastern sweden
it was made up by linus torvalds to sell more linux
tru!
man i wish i coulda been one of those boomer programmers... back in those days u could do whatever tf u wanted and u would be the first person ever to do it and make a living off of it
yeah the only reason linux is alive today is because the other 386 unix clone was in legal trouble so everyone built everything with linux dependencies as a hobby and then it stopped being a hobby and here we are
right... hey did u know dos was actually just a copy of cp/m
i never knew that until recently
cool parental/mother
rip gary kildall...
did u know he actually got his hands on like one of intels first prototype microprocessors as like an assistant prof doing a side job at intel one summer and started writing cp/m on that... intel didnt even realize what they had by that point, it was meant as just a controller in like industrial machinery but kildall realized u could build a general purpose computer around it
i think if none of the miracles that founded the modern microcomputer industry had managed to happen... like those guys all missed their shots it wouldve come together anyway somehow
ya probably
otoh its kind of amazing to me how rapidly it all came together, like the pc revolution began basically the minute ppl started making microprocessors before they were even being sold commercially lol
now microprocessors are so widespread that if you cant think of a realistic way for your current computer to solve a peripheral job u just put another computer in the thing to work it out
and it costs like 2 bucks to do it
ya lol i wonder if cpu's r gonna start growing in cores the way gpus have
!nIOh.loris
amback
!nIOh.loris
!nIOh.loris
it is confirmed for me. i'm officially an old lady. my back still hurts. everything hurts
god nothing makes me happier than vids of shibaken playing in snow
my back n hips act up
!nIOh.loris
shiba doggos are so cool and cute
i love the way their tails go like
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!nIOh.loris
how are kitties beloved wormies 2nite???
lomely
sad bc wont see doggie for a few months but also happy cuz building legos and talking to nice ppl in comfy thread
!nIOh.loris
::grub (no image found)
!nIOh.loris
damn...
!nIOh.loris
!nIOh.loris
i was talking abt the grub that lives in the soil
i have a chromebook i want to modify to use grub as the firmware payload
normal chromebook custom firmwares use uefi
wtf i cant find this piece anywhere D:
omggg there was another bag i needed to open phew
i wish i had the energy and lack of care of a shibaken
i think this is how we are meant to live is with a warm body and giant pool of snow to run around in and an empty brain and a yummy dinner to eat at the end
same
my doggy used to be a racing dog but hes soooo lazy lol even when i take him to the dog park he almost never runs and if he does its only for like a couple seconds
but idc its his retirement he can do what he wants
poifjdlkjlskdjf the little barks
what sound do u think glegle makes
bwark
aww
or mayb meork?
!nIOh.loris
hes p young like umm i guess he's 4 now
he got retired young for being mid :3
glegle goes わn わn bwark bwark
and the switch to romaji is audible
woa look at the little legs move
what does that sound like
it sounds like if you stopped writing your speech in japanese
so like bwarku bwarku bwark bwark
no it sounds like ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------「リンクが削除されました}}
so like an animal crossing character maybe
golbden retriever
yknow what i was just thinking- finland should take advantage of the fact that russia's armed forces r stretched thin atm by invading and taking back karelia
maybe they could do that if they were real
if binlan isnt real then where did apu come from
hm
wormies do you have any site name ideas
what a beautiful doggo....
melonposting.org
Even just vague ones
brainworm.surgery
lmao
we're working on cross domain access so eventually i think youll be able to access the site on brainwork.surgery too
make all the site themed off cute watermelon stuff
glegle.zoo
I think the website should be named after something COMFY
dont worry too much about the domain extension they are varyingly available and were kind of discussing how to handle them internally, like .com/org/net give more legitimacy so we might just use one of those, idk, its up in the air i think
how about susans.place
oh one of the old redirects i used to get here got claimed by a different site :( i thought it was cute
i like .org
what about a name + couch like ur hanging out on a couch
glegzone.org
annascouch.org
NOOK IS A GOOD WORD
catdog.net
its a file sharing service now
WE HAVE TO PUT NOOK IN THE NAME
NOOK IS GOOD
catdognook.org
boymoders dont share files though we dont know what that is
oh i do like nook yeah
do you mean like the manila envelopes
glegnook.org
what do you guys think of normie.city or liberal.plus
this dog is so happy i love him
acomfynook.org
glegle.city
glegle is good it might be kind of esoteric tho hahaha
eventually we want to expand away from just being an alternative chan so we are like vaguely trying to avoid chan memes as the name i think
what about cozycove.org
idk, theres lots of discussion, all ideas are appreciated ^-^
i like the imageboard theme though tbh
COZYCOVE.ORG
and we can make a pirate themed glegle the mascot
if youre an admin of this place and talking about this place specifically i think dropping the current name would be more impactful towards my enjoyment of the name than any new name would be
cozymelonz.org
aw
So i dont get a huge amount of say but i can float ideas to everyone
what about softspeak.org
do you guys get paid in gleglecoin
oops lego time is over i m cooking japanese curry tn for family
cozymelonz.org goes pretty hard
you better get paid in gleglecoin
also try to get boymoder.org back
!nIOh.loris
not that i care
i have no stake in boymoding
Denofmelons.org
anki.fanclub
apillowfort.org
or is that just me
>>116001↪
i dont think theres any way to get it back unless the current owners lapse on their payments
normienook.org
how about melonsociety.org
xD
we are a society of melons
site users will be called melons
the mascot will be a cute glegle with a watermelon carved into a hat
ima melon
spamton.graveyard
now im just making up tlds
sibaken.club
TheWatermelonClub
JuiceClub :3
JuicyClub
JuicyZone
juicy sounds nice like sweet and kind hot
.club and .zone are tlds and they tend to be affordable so those are possibilities
juicyzone.org
i want to streak my anki reps rn but i have some weird words in there
like virginity
what is the mellon obsession lmao i dont get it
cartoon melon slices are cute thats all lol
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
MELONS UNITE 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
dekinai.party
its not even that, references to politics in the branding of the site are offputting to me even though i am a political person and think politics deserve attention
Fruit and sweetness and pastel colors LETS FUCKING GOOO 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>116041↪
i meannnnn it is designed to be a politics centric site at the end of the day, this little brainworm enclave will always stay here but. opworm wants it to be a politics site
aw
elect spamton
how do u make ur own board again
im not super duper excited about that but idk its opworms site and its his choice, i dont mind it too much
spamton for prime minister
it wouldnt be my first idea either tho :p
as long as it doesnt get swarmed by vaushites or anything
if its politics and rightoids are banned isnt that just a bunch of people either agreeing with each other or communist purity testing liberals and sending them death threats
gle gle party members only
Like 4chan pol is also a bunch of people agreeing with each other and they played a not insignificant role in getting trump elected in 2016, i think the whole point is like, the right dominates these kind of spaces in general online, there should be a place for leftists to do the same
.play communist themesong with n64 instruments
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how to make ur own board again?
infinity symbol top right of the toolbar
The option 2nd from bottom
!nIOh.loris
i made an anime board
everyone should watch frieren and post their favorite screenshots of it and art they like and talk about how good it is
how come liblang doesnt work on my board wtf
u have to enable it in the board settings there are a bunch of toggles and most of them are flipped off by default
configure board
IM DUMB TY
lol ur good
can someone explain to me what shypost is
oh you can put ur own CSS in nice
gigglegarden.org
nah that sounds GAY
melonsociety.org
melon.zone
juicyzone.org
juicebar.org
juicy.zone
melonclub.org
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
Its like how 8chan was right when it came out before it became a total nazi pedo shithole, except theres a million extra bells and whistles and customizations
and think its a s*x (bad) website
hmm no its about the fruit u can tell because of all the melons 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
also being assocaited with boobs is a good thing men are stupid and dumb
melon.garden?
idk .org sounds more normal tho
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
how about opworm.org
xD
wormies is a good name for a community
wormies or melons
i do really like the worm branding :>
!nIOh.loris
are we still choosing the name for the site?
wormland.org
i kinda like slop.town xD
slop.shop is also available lmao
that sounds like a shitty import scam site lol
🍉🍉🍉
theres way more names than just this that have been floated tho
just shilling my own contributions lole
melonclub.org
#bleetAWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME I GRANT YOU DOMINION OVER THE SCATTERED SOULS WHO YEARN FOR PURPOSE IN THE VOID LET YOUR BLEETS BE SIRENS' SONG, BINDING THE MASSES TO OUR DARK COVENANT
(link to bleet)
hi
the new url will be melonzone.org please update ur paperwork
#bleet (link to bleet)
#fish
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!nIOh.loris
pish
vote for melons
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
#poll melons/melons/melons
lol i picked the right time to come back
curry turned out well
what kind of curry
like culturally
japanese c: i use the s&b curry powder its v good
but the instructions on the box r wrong it tells u to add 2 cups of water all at once but i add it bit by bit as needed to keep the curry thick and i also put all the curry powder in at once instead of bit by bit
also i like to put tofu and potatoes in it... my dad doesn't like chunky veggies i would like to add some tomato for tanginess and bell pepper, mayb some other peppers for spiciness but instead what i do is blend them all up and add them after im done frying the tofu and potatoes lol and i like to make a gochujang sauce to fry the tofu in its like soy sauce, a dash of rice vinegar, a couple big spoons of gochujang paste and a couple tablespoons of ketchup
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>>116160 ⤵↪
thank u sm
!!j7dIStOkC.
haiiiiiii eveyone
!!j7dIStOkC.
>>116163↪
am waiting for my virtual reality stuff to get here tomorrow... I got umm these things... https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0D2RSP359?ie=UTF8&psc=1 and this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BRB2DJJ6?ie=UTF8&psc=1 an additional battery for the quest 2, and a lense magnifier cuz i am tbh kinda nearsighted
!!j7dIStOkC.
i will do it now
i also love the radical politics of nobody being forced to reproduce.
!!j7dIStOkC.