「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
poggers! just saw Queen flying around
idk what the benefit of the back rank queen is
locks white knight down I think
the world would just be better off entirely without men to be honest women are better than men
>>498114
not my brother pal
>>498088
gellooe rose
how youre are you rthe doing
>>498133
#itsover (383)
>>498135
at this boys house but their brothers over n also their dog is annoying n also they are in the attic rn
>>498132
wait i have a bf i cant say shit like this anymore ;-;
I will never marry into the rose dynasty
>>498138
awww loyal
>>498137
??????
that Doesn't sound Very Fun
>>498138
no its okay they dont contradict
>>498137
waow attic time
>>498142
not as fun as i was hoping
i wanted to get buttsexed
men should be subservient and under the control of women we have the superior intellect and brain power
>>498147
what about girlboys?
>>498148
they will function as the police force in my new society, acting as a mediator between the mentally superior women and the mentally inferior men who will do all of the manual labor and war and et cetera
i dont wanna be the police that blows
I think white might be in trouble chat
straw are u saying im inferior to u ??
men are inferior to women
but if im a mediator then im inbetween which also kakes me inferior
>>498149
waow
#ksay society
>>498154
no u r on the same level as a woman but still able to interact with men. its like how a zookeeper is on the same level as a person with another job
i dont wanna :(
also there was a cute guy at the shops
>>498157
what then, u just wanna keep getting put on leashes and getting headpats and called a good girl by these shitass moids for the rest of ur life??? i wont fucking stand for it
that sounds nice
ugh
boys smell good i wish he would put me on a leash
>>498150
I wish you’d blow…
i accept my moid boyfriend
cook dog
aww
>>498164
#nom
chef jochua
>>498162
pervert
>>498168
#steal
wehh i was expecting to be alone with this boy wehhh this sucks
>>498170
i miss himmmmmmmmmmm
we gotta fix this chat
it is OVER for black
!boymodewng
>>498174
i will kill ur mom
!boymodewng
how about that huh
most skavens eat their mothers immediately after leaving the womb
!boymodewng
>>498179
i will uneat ur mom
I would not do that chat
>>498180
h-how r u gonna do that?
!boymodewng
gonna enter ur stomach
!boymodewng
damn when the japanese curry box says hot they're just lying this shit is not spicy at all
gay dog too hyperactive keeos licking my face i hate ittt
waow
oh shidd it is OVER for white
i wanted to cuddle this boy n this piece of shit dog fucking keot being annoying as shit
wehhh
cries
everyone cry for poor rosie
>>498191
::lick
waow she’s really good at crying
i havent cried in 2 years
IT WAS A MISINPUT
mmm I’m very numb but I hop u feel better :(
i havent cried in 7 years, not after the accident...
>takes like 10 minutes to notice the better move
misinput!!!!!
>>498201
I misinputted!
>>498200
::hug
IT WAS A MISINPUT
>>498200
we dont talk about the inciudent.................................................
I hope that’s a joke kinda
lmao
!boymodewng
>>498201
real ones would allow the takeback
lmao
That was on me
I give you the win
But I want to play this out
i feel so good.
this was a cool game
>>498210
nah u misinputted
>>498208
i did
twinknon i wanna know what ur voice soujnd loike
just gotta tease twinkanon first
tea is good at that..
oooh down to queens kings and friends
i dont even like dogs this sucks so bad
I think we race now
IDL
IDK
The fastest way to get my pawn to end
someone pet me plox
>>498227
::pat
>>498227
::pet
some dogs are ok if they’re nice n all
thank u
saeki sent me a discord invite but it expired by the time i saw it
saeki sent me cute gifs n dms thank u saeki
I gotta up my game
My balls are tingling right now
It's so close
I am entering my mind palace
!boymodewng
>>498235
?? you have balls?
!boymodewng
why
!boymodewng
.play little foothills heaven corb lund
psychically projecting images of willem dafoe's cock into twinkanons mind palace right now
willfem da foe
straw strawwww
>>498242
I don't mind
strawwww
>>498246
rose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do u like me straw ??
Unless there is some weird checking shit I can't see, I should win this race right?
i love you rose :3
love u too !!
oooh
bwaaaaa
Ah shit I think I got too excited
there was a much better move I think
But I am not going to say misinput
psyhically throwing eggs at the windows of twinknons mind palace rn
:0
nah actualy
IDK if that move is better
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay not a good sign
poggers 2 queens dead
calling twinknons mind palace main office with a bomb threat right now
Do I do the meme
#ksay nadie
Tea anon I want to do the meme
don't do the meme
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay anon
if you do it you'll lose
u are winning right now
Yeah but
The meme
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay the meme!
well idk
im not gonna stop u
ohhh I kno what I would do if black
Fine
I won't do the meme
u should move ur queen
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo bwaaaaaa
now if only I knew
How the horsey work
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo bwaaaaaa!
#ksay bwawa
#ksay awaaaaaaaaa nyaaaa *purr* *curls up on the floor with my tummy up* cat smiley face :3 pet me im a car meow meow nyaaaa
horsey is tired
wants to graze
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
#ksay graze
l
#ksay Uwu
#ksay gle
#glesay get out of here stalker
#ksay AWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA
#ksay
oooh stalemate maybe
someone should cuddle me rn
>>498297
erm, na
>>498298
we can cuddle rose we should cuddle :3
>>498297
more li
>>498297
More like I am c
MY INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK
I am messing up the chess puzzle
ioooh he’s so in the mind palace he has no internet…
they cut off the internet in my mind palace
didn’t pay the mind palace utility bills
i blew up the mind power lines hehe
:0
my mind palace
is without internet
or ellectricity
stockfish how do I do this end game
step 1: resign
i am stockfish i would know
waow
she stock my fish til I mate
we ball
queen trade for pure horsey
psychically standind outside twinkanons mind palace front entrance with a gun right now staring into the porch camera
why
because that is probably dumb
I like how all the black pieces got together again for a reunion just like at the beginning
but I do not care
I do not know e
cute
>>498328
less cute when u realize all their frens are dead
#ksay sad
#ksay pat pat
psychjically patting twinknons head right now very gently and softly and ruffling his hair and kissing him then when he least expects it i am bashing him over the head with a pipe wrench and then savagely beating his brains out until his brains are splattered all across the floor and then i lick them up and then i puke them out and stomp on them die twinkanon die
i opened a door to narnia in my mind palace and im not coming back
the number of casualties in chess is crazy- usually most of both armies die. here the entire elite corps and wide majority of the peasantry of both armies has been destroyed save one unit on one side
don’t slip
#ksay slip
pawnsisters… I don’t feel so good
horseyGODS won again
gg
We did it horsegod
s
pawn survived
waow pawn + king + horsey were a good team
I was like
did I just stalemate this
>>498338
i beg your pardon
i was hoping you would
>>498348
u heard me
I do not know how horsey work
they moov
twinknon is mad at me tho cuz i trashed his mind palace :(
I gotta help move something real quick
okay
>>498353
I do not mind that you psychically projected images of me (redacted for hornyposting) you into my mind
>>498338
dont do it here
he’s fixing up his mind oalace after the battle
It assisted in my deep concentration
Also tea anon prob did win because of my misinput
That was taken back
Had tea anon not allowed that, I would have lost
okay but at the same time uh i did make a couple mistakes
>>498356
#edit unredact
its not like i was winning
>>498363
I made more most likely, you were winning up until that weird attack
>>498356
#make hornier
nah it was when i started doing stuff randomly rather than pawn pushing
i deserve for taking u too lightly
nah i didnt see a potential checkmate i was just movin around
I think that you saw a checkmate but it had some weird steps, so you ended up moving that horse and undermining the wholle defense
https://lichess.org/nR82Pgpe
sbeedy Gabe who dares challenge me
Okay I gotta hellp my parents with something rq
>>498375
bai
::kiss
>>498375
more trafficking ?
one time i saw this big sewer pipe that was like dug out in the middle of a grassy field and sometimes i would hop down into the sewer pipe and hang out there
wooo! first ever chess victory just gotta set the timer super short
i miss twinkanon
dave. hello. how goes ur day,..... tell us please......... oh please do tell us.....
>>498383
it goes well so far :)
i woke up p late so not much but it's looking like a nice one i think
hru?
>>498382
why am i such a fujo amabs aren't supposed to do that lol
>>498384
i miss my boyfriendand i miss twinknon and rose i hope their ok
>>498386
aw that's real. idk about twinknon but last i spoke to rose she's doing well. is bf like, gone from your life, or do you just miss seeing?
no i just havent seen him for like a whole day
>>498388
that's adorable lol
i hope you see him soon tho ya :)
phew :)
bwaaa -w-
also someone respond to my male-to-howl meme
i demand validation for my jokes
>>498392
can u post it again i didnt see it
>>498394
current mood
>maybe i am not actually a tranny maybe i am just whatever kind of man this man is
I was in an intense chess match
u should b what u wanna b
>>498395
swag post. wanna make out sloppy style?
::kiss
>>498395
#tag (link to booru image) howl
>>498398
oh my, that image
yeah alri you can kiss me if you can find me
doxxhunt for the smooch
ahhhh I gotta smooch 2 this is going to be like a huge race in a movie
>>498400
omw
zamn she in my walls
#ai do those novonordisk injections make you smarter should I take them
nice try fed. do those novonordisk injections make you smarter should I take them
#ai what if someone took every type of drug in extremely high dosages? would those with highest binding affinity win out and it would look like a conventional overdose of that drug or with symptoms be different?
nice try fed. what if someone took every type of drug in extremely high dosages? would those with highest binding affinity win out and it would look like a conventional overdose of that drug or with symptoms be different?
Carried a boat
oh man i just matched on tinder with somebody who did that voice button training with her dog to teach her human words
i do NOT care if she wants to sleep with me or not
i just need to see this pup omg omg
i love the buttons
>>498377
I DO NOT TRAFFICK HUMANS
what a gentleman
>>498408
>NOT TRAFFICK
what word would you use instead?
>>498408
what about goldfish do you traffick in those
>>498408
twinknon do u think u could pick me up
easy commute with. No traffic perhaps
>>498412
Yeah probably
I just had to help move like a 500 pound boat
anyone can pick anyone up if you just get your center of gravity under them, my sister picked me up a tiny bit by just bear hug+ hinge backwards
.play taught dog to speak with buttons
>>498415
waow...... ur strong ahaha......
>>498418
erm, I mean, it's two peoplle so like 250 pounds, that's not that heavy when you are like tall
im 130 pounds ehehe
And that's why I would pick you up and carry you around
bridal style?
Yes
Also chessdoxxing tea anon
>>498419
i need to get back to the point where this isn't too heavy to me
i miss being able to carry people or like, easily pick up furniture and stuff
i've gotten so weak
bridal style is cute though
>>498423
uhmmmm could we uhhh could we kiss?
>>498424
you should chessvisit her and chessdate and get chessmarried
>>498427
Yeah!
But I have a no hornyposting rule today
>>498428
wait actually a chess wedding motif would be fantastic
i am now considering that for my wedding
>>498431
wholesome posting only, we make out and kiss by the sunset and have a wedding and stuff
>>498428
I do not like chess that much
(chedding)
>>498432 it would look cute and sharp but I feel like weddings are so serious, maybe for a themed party
>>498435
>when the chedding (chess wedding) and the chedding (cheddar wedding) are booked in the same convention center and nobody knows where to go
I loled x)
>>498436
i feel like you can do classy but themed. it's just about not doing it tacky. media themeing can never not be tacky but something that's just a motif like chess or elemental motifs or something that can be subtle and relates somehow to the couple, that's very kino
i want my wedding to have elaborate little details like this, to be a huge show for the attendees as audience
watching fnaf movie
>>498431
self control well done
hello all
More chess
More chess960
is that THE rose Orlando from rose Orlando.bandcamp.com?!
hi
>>498437
when the cedding (cum wedding)
im always about that chess960 life
>>498441
I am very chaste
>>498448
chess960 because I refuse to read
funny i was just reading an article on people being illiterate
>>498450
getting this tattoed
i am watching freddy movie
whys the main guy kinda cute
>>498439
ugh post bugged
was gonna also say
classy dinner party with family
that's the reception
the wedding is whatever the fuck I, ME wants
:3
one reason i would prefer to marry a man honestly
i don't wanna share space with a bride on my wedding day lol
hi dave
We need to do the meme
>>498439
oooh
Whoever is playing
we had the meme
and I failed you
we need the take back
>>498458
hiii
THE MEME
EN PASSANT
>>498447
or coedding (corn wedding)
i have also seriously considered writing a musical number with instrumental accompaniment to be my vows when the time comes
my wedding is gonna be so sick y'all
anyone wanna hold hands ?
just need... uh, a husband
>>498468
tfw iowans get married
corncob pipes, corn patterned suits, huge plates of corn, in a cornfield, cornkino
lul
I did the en passant
That's all that matter
twinkanon dont trade pieces when ur behind by 14 protip
>>498478
I am the person with two queens
oh
nontwinkanon >>498478
I think that was straw girll
>>498479
it would never work, i refuse to move to england
erm
>>498483
u think what was astraw girl what??????
>>498476bazed
honestly guys i think i might just stay in america until they come for me
this is my home
i have access to european citizenship
i don't wanna do that
>>498484
rose will have to go to you
i mean theoretically even if u did beat me in chess i still wouldnt hug u
>>498479
davesprite is in a different country than me so I can't marry her
>>498488
I’ve never been there but I wanna have a future n stuff
>>498490
I'm going to... nevermind no hornyposts todaty
>>498493
hugpost then :>
rival games will they find eqchoyher!!!
>>498494
I would hug you so hard
>>498492
i stay because i wanna have a future
i was supposed to be a brilliant research scientist but climate change has derailed my inner life since elementary school
i'm devoted to staying here and overthrowing the oligopoly regime and saving gaia
>>498498
oh god yes pls
i need a hug so bad awaaaa
>>498484
what if i moved to american
>>498502
i'd consider it, you are p cool
but i don't imagine you'd do that anytime soon lel
>>498499
but gaiya bit me (mosquitos)
>>498503
im moving in 2 weeks
to america
alright come get yer green card marriage i guess
quick do it before they strip my citizenship
!!!!!!!!
rose Orlando INBOUND
(this is untrue btw)
waaah
::cru
>>498510
rose i know when ur joking lol
also tbf we're better as friends
is just funni
we will never have culture
>>498514
saying im joking is part of the joke
>google "how many chess960 start positions are there"
>960
im so fucking stupid chat
>>498516
>art of the joke
that's gonna be my book on negotiation strategy kek
i am going full trump
>>498516
rose i missed u !!!!
::yuri
>>498519
mist u two
I am back
im fucking clingy today lmao
Back again
any girls wanna make me their wife
or very girly looking guys?
i can sit around n look pretty all day
>>498504
american mosquitoes turned you into a homosexual? rough
>>498524
ofc
I am doube playin so if I lose