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anon
poggers! just saw Queen flying around
anon
idk what the benefit of the back rank queen is
anon
locks white knight down I think
straw bury
the world would just be better off entirely without men to be honest women are better than men
>>498138
lain? from the whyway
>>498088
gellooe rose
lain? from the whyway
how youre are you rthe doing
>>498137
mobilerose
>>498135
at this boys house but their brothers over n also their dog is annoying n also they are in the attic rn
>>498141>>498144
anon
I will never marry into the rose dynasty
lain? from the whyway
that Doesn't sound Very Fun
>>498145
tea
>>498138
no its okay they dont contradict
mobilerose
>>498142
not as fun as i was hoping
mobilerose
i wanted to get buttsexed
straw bury
men should be subservient and under the control of women we have the superior intellect and brain power
>>498148
straw bury
>>498148
they will function as the police force in my new society, acting as a mediator between the mentally superior women and the mentally inferior men who will do all of the manual labor and war and et cetera
>>498155
mobilerose
i dont wanna be the police that blows
>>498163
anon
I think white might be in trouble chat
mobilerose
straw are u saying im inferior to u ??
straw bury
men are inferior to women
mobilerose
but if im a mediator then im inbetween which also kakes me inferior
>>498156
straw bury
>>498154
no u r on the same level as a woman but still able to interact with men. its like how a zookeeper is on the same level as a person with another job
mobilerose
also there was a cute guy at the shops
straw bury
>>498157
what then, u just wanna keep getting put on leashes and getting headpats and called a good girl by these shitass moids for the rest of ur life??? i wont fucking stand for it
mobilerose
that sounds nice
straw bury
ugh
straw bury
boys smell good i wish he would put me on a leash
>>498170
straw bury
i accept my moid boyfriend
anon
cook dog
anon
aww
shrimp
chef jochua
mobilerose
wehh i was expecting to be alone with this boy wehhh this sucks
straw bury
>>498170
i miss himmmmmmmmmmm
anon
we gotta fix this chat
anon
it is OVER for black
0.2877% bloober!boymodewng
>>498174
i will kill ur mom
0.2878% bloober!boymodewng
how about that huh
straw bury
most skavens eat their mothers immediately after leaving the womb
>>498180
anon
I would not do that chat
straw bury
>>498180
h-how r u gonna do that?
0.2880% bloober!boymodewng
gonna enter ur stomach
0.2881% bloober!boymodewng
damn when the japanese curry box says hot they're just lying this shit is not spicy at all
mobilerose
gay dog too hyperactive keeos licking my face i hate ittt
anon
waow
anon
oh shidd it is OVER for white
mobilerose
i wanted to cuddle this boy n this piece of shit dog fucking keot being annoying as shit
mobilerose
wehhh
mobilerose
everyone cry for poor rosie
anon
waow she’s really good at crying
straw bury
i havent cried in 2 years
anon
IT WAS A MISINPUT
anon
mmm I’m very numb but I hop u feel better :(
tea
>takes like 10 minutes to notice the better move
misinput!!!!!
>>498208>>498202
anon
IT WAS A MISINPUT
straw bury
>>498200
we dont talk about the inciudent.................................................
anon
I hope that’s a joke kinda
anon
lmao
anon
lmao
anon
I give you the win
anon
But I want to play this out
anon
i feel so good.
anon
this was a cool game
straw bury
twinknon i wanna know what ur voice soujnd loike
tea
just gotta tease twinkanon first
anon
tea is good at that..
anon
oooh down to queens kings and friends
mobilerose
i dont even like dogs this sucks so bad
anon
I think we race now
anon
IDL
anon
IDK
anon
The fastest way to get my pawn to end
anon
some dogs are ok if they’re nice n all
mobilerose
thank u
mobilerose
saeki sent me a discord invite but it expired by the time i saw it
anon
saeki sent me cute gifs n dms thank u saeki
anon
I gotta up my game
anon
My balls are tingling right now
>>498239
anon
It's so close
anon
I am entering my mind palace
0.2883% bloober!boymodewng
>>498235
?? you have balls?
0.2884% bloober!boymodewng
why
0.2885% bloober!boymodewng
.play little foothills heaven corb lund
straw bury
psychically projecting images of willem dafoe's cock into twinkanons mind palace right now
>>498245
anon
willfem da foe
mobilerose
straw strawwww
straw bury
>>498246
rose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mobilerose
do u like me straw ??
anon
Unless there is some weird checking shit I can't see, I should win this race right?
straw bury
i love you rose :3
mobilerose
love u too !!
anon
oooh
straw bury
bwaaaaa
anon
Ah shit I think I got too excited
anon
there was a much better move I think
anon
But I am not going to say misinput
straw bury
psyhically throwing eggs at the windows of twinknons mind palace rn
anon
:0
anon
nah actualy
anon
IDK if that move is better
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay not a good sign
anon
poggers 2 queens dead
straw bury
calling twinknons mind palace main office with a bomb threat right now
anon
Do I do the meme
anon
#ksay nadie
anon
Tea anon I want to do the meme
tea
don't do the meme
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay anon
tea
if you do it you'll lose
tea
u are winning right now
anon
Yeah but
anon
The meme
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay the meme!
tea
well idk
tea
im not gonna stop u
anon
ohhh I kno what I would do if black
anon
Fine
anon
I won't do the meme
straw bury
u should move ur queen
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi
straw bury
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo bwaaaaaa
anon
now if only I knew
anon
How the horsey work
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo bwaaaaaa!
anon
#ksay bwawa
straw bury
#ksay awaaaaaaaaa nyaaaa *purr* *curls up on the floor with my tummy up* cat smiley face :3 pet me im a car meow meow nyaaaa
anon
horsey is tired
anon
wants to graze
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#ksay graze
anon
l
anon
#ksay Uwu
straw bury
#ksay gle
straw bury
#glesay get out of here stalker
anon
#ksay AWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA
straw bury
#ksay
mobilerose
someone should cuddle me rn
>>498300
straw bury
>>498298
we can cuddle rose we should cuddle :3
anon
MY INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK
anon
I am messing up the chess puzzle
anon
ioooh he’s so in the mind palace he has no internet…
anon
they cut off the internet in my mind palace
anon
didn’t pay the mind palace utility bills
straw bury
i blew up the mind power lines hehe
anon
:0
anon
my mind palace
anon
is without internet
anon
or ellectricity
anon
stockfish how do I do this end game
tea
step 1: resign
tea
i am stockfish i would know
anon
waow
anon
she stock my fish til I mate
anon
we ball
anon
queen trade for pure horsey
straw bury
psychically standind outside twinkanons mind palace front entrance with a gun right now staring into the porch camera
anon
why
anon
because that is probably dumb
anon
I like how all the black pieces got together again for a reunion just like at the beginning
anon
but I do not care
tea
>>498328
less cute when u realize all their frens are dead
anon
#ksay sad
straw bury
#ksay pat pat
straw bury
psychjically patting twinknons head right now very gently and softly and ruffling his hair and kissing him then when he least expects it i am bashing him over the head with a pipe wrench and then savagely beating his brains out until his brains are splattered all across the floor and then i lick them up and then i puke them out and stomp on them die twinkanon die
anon
i opened a door to narnia in my mind palace and im not coming back
anon
the number of casualties in chess is crazy- usually most of both armies die. here the entire elite corps and wide majority of the peasantry of both armies has been destroyed save one unit on one side
anon
don’t slip
anon
#ksay slip
anon
pawnsisters… I don’t feel so good
straw bury
horseyGODS won again
tea
gg
anon
We did it horsegod
anon
s
anon
pawn survived
anon
waow pawn + king + horsey were a good team
anon
I was like
anon
did I just stalemate this
tea
i was hoping you would
anon
I do not know how horsey work
tea
they moov
straw bury
twinknon is mad at me tho cuz i trashed his mind palace :(
>>498356
anon
I gotta help move something real quick
tea
okay
anon
>>498353
I do not mind that you psychically projected images of me (redacted for hornyposting) you into my mind
>>498364>>498367
anon
he’s fixing up his mind oalace after the battle
anon
It assisted in my deep concentration
anon
Also tea anon prob did win because of my misinput
anon
That was taken back
anon
Had tea anon not allowed that, I would have lost
tea
okay but at the same time uh i did make a couple mistakes
>>498366
lain? from the whyway
>>498356
#edit unredact
tea
its not like i was winning
anon
>>498363
I made more most likely, you were winning up until that weird attack
tea
nah it was when i started doing stuff randomly rather than pawn pushing
tea
i deserve for taking u too lightly
tea
nah i didnt see a potential checkmate i was just movin around
anon
I think that you saw a checkmate but it had some weird steps, so you ended up moving that horse and undermining the wholle defense
straw bury
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twinknon u were so cool aha i like how u uhhh moved the horse at that one part it was so badass ur so smart twinknon...................... hahawhawaaaa.....

:3

::kiss
straw bury
one time i saw this big sewer pipe that was like dug out in the middle of a grassy field and sometimes i would hop down into the sewer pipe and hang out there
anon
wooo! first ever chess victory just gotta set the timer super short
straw bury
i miss twinkanon
straw bury
dave. hello. how goes ur day,..... tell us please......... oh please do tell us.....
>>498384
davesprite
>>498383
it goes well so far :)
i woke up p late so not much but it's looking like a nice one i think
hru?
>>498386
davesprite
>>498382
why am i such a fujo amabs aren't supposed to do that lol
straw bury
>>498384
i miss my boyfriendand i miss twinknon and rose i hope their ok
>>498387
davesprite
>>498386
aw that's real. idk about twinknon but last i spoke to rose she's doing well. is bf like, gone from your life, or do you just miss seeing?
straw bury
no i just havent seen him for like a whole day
>>498389
davesprite
>>498388
that's adorable lol
i hope you see him soon tho ya :)
anon
phew :)
straw bury
bwaaa -w-
davesprite
also someone respond to my male-to-howl meme
>>498394
davesprite
i demand validation for my jokes
anon
I was in an intense chess match
anon
u should b what u wanna b
davesprite
>>498398
oh my, that image
yeah alri you can kiss me if you can find me
doxxhunt for the smooch
>>498402
anon
ahhhh I gotta smooch 2 this is going to be like a huge race in a movie
davesprite
zamn she in my walls
anon
#ai do those novonordisk injections make you smarter should I take them

nice try fed.
do those novonordisk injections make you smarter should I take them
anon
#ai what if someone took every type of drug in extremely high dosages? would those with highest binding affinity win out and it would look like a conventional overdose of that drug or with symptoms be different?

nice try fed.
what if someone took every type of drug in extremely high dosages? would those with highest binding affinity win out and it would look like a conventional overdose of that drug or with symptoms be different?
anon
Carried a boat
davesprite
oh man i just matched on tinder with somebody who did that voice button training with her dog to teach her human words
i do NOT care if she wants to sleep with me or not
i just need to see this pup omg omg
i love the buttons
anon
what a gentleman
nonners
>>498408
>NOT TRAFFICK
what word would you use instead?
davesprite
>>498408
what about goldfish do you traffick in those
anon
easy commute with. No traffic perhaps
anon
I just had to help move like a 500 pound boat
>>498418
anon
anyone can pick anyone up if you just get your center of gravity under them, my sister picked me up a tiny bit by just bear hug+ hinge backwards
davesprite
.play taught dog to speak with buttons
anon
>>498418
erm, I mean, it's two peoplle so like 250 pounds, that's not that heavy when you are like tall
>>498425
straw bury
im 130 pounds ehehe
anon
And that's why I would pick you up and carry you around
straw bury
bridal style?
anon
Also chessdoxxing tea anon
>>498428
davesprite
>>498419
i need to get back to the point where this isn't too heavy to me
i miss being able to carry people or like, easily pick up furniture and stuff
i've gotten so weak
anon
bridal style is cute though
davesprite
>>498428
wait actually a chess wedding motif would be fantastic
i am now considering that for my wedding
>>498436
straw bury
>>498431
wholesome posting only, we make out and kiss by the sunset and have a wedding and stuff
anon
>>498428
I do not like chess that much
anon
>>498432 it would look cute and sharp but I feel like weddings are so serious, maybe for a themed party
>>498439
davesprite
>>498435
>when the chedding (chess wedding) and the chedding (cheddar wedding) are booked in the same convention center and nobody knows where to go
>>498447
anon
I loled x)
davesprite
>>498436
i feel like you can do classy but themed. it's just about not doing it tacky. media themeing can never not be tacky but something that's just a motif like chess or elemental motifs or something that can be subtle and relates somehow to the couple, that's very kino
i want my wedding to have elaborate little details like this, to be a huge show for the attendees as audience
>>498455>>498460
mobilerose
watching fnaf movie
mobilerose
hello all
anon
More chess
anon
More chess960
anon
is that THE rose Orlando from rose Orlando.bandcamp.com?!
tea
hi
tea
im always about that chess960 life
>>498450
tea
funny i was just reading an article on people being illiterate
mobilerose
i am watching freddy movie
mobilerose
whys the main guy kinda cute
davesprite
>>498439
ugh post bugged
was gonna also say
classy dinner party with family
that's the reception
the wedding is whatever the fuck I, ME wants
yngven
:3
davesprite
one reason i would prefer to marry a man honestly
i don't wanna share space with a bride on my wedding day lol
anon
We need to do the meme
anon
Whoever is playing
anon
we had the meme
anon
and I failed you
anon
we need the take back
anon
THE MEME
anon
EN PASSANT
davesprite
i have also seriously considered writing a musical number with instrumental accompaniment to be my vows when the time comes
davesprite
my wedding is gonna be so sick y'all
mobilerose
anyone wanna hold hands ?
>>498479
davesprite
just need... uh, a husband
>>498479
davesprite
>>498468
tfw iowans get married
anon
corncob pipes, corn patterned suits, huge plates of corn, in a cornfield, cornkino
tea
lul
anon
I did the en passant
anon
That's all that matter
anon
>>498478
I am the person with two queens
tea
oh
anon
I think that was straw girll
>>498486
anon
erm
straw bury
>>498483
u think what was astraw girl what??????
anon
>>498476bazed
davesprite
honestly guys i think i might just stay in america until they come for me
this is my home
i have access to european citizenship
i don't wanna do that
>>498492
anon
>>498484
rose will have to go to you
straw bury
i mean theoretically even if u did beat me in chess i still wouldnt hug u
>>498493
mobilerose
>>498479
davesprite is in a different country than me so I can't marry her
anon
rival games will they find eqchoyher!!!
davesprite
>>498492
i stay because i wanna have a future
i was supposed to be a brilliant research scientist but climate change has derailed my inner life since elementary school
i'm devoted to staying here and overthrowing the oligopoly regime and saving gaia
>>498504
straw bury
i need a hug so bad awaaaa
davesprite
>>498502
i'd consider it, you are p cool
but i don't imagine you'd do that anytime soon lel
>>498505
mobilerose
>>498503
im moving in 2 weeks
mobilerose
to america
davesprite
alright come get yer green card marriage i guess
quick do it before they strip my citizenship
anon
!!!!!!!!
anon
rose Orlando INBOUND
mobilerose
(this is untrue btw)
>>498514
anon
waaah
anon
::cru
davesprite
>>498510
rose i know when ur joking lol
also tbf we're better as friends
is just funni
>>498516
anon
we will never have culture
tea
>google "how many chess960 start positions are there"
>960
im so fucking stupid chat
davesprite
>>498516
>art of the joke
that's gonna be my book on negotiation strategy kek
i am going full trump
anon
I am back
straw bury
im fucking clingy today lmao
anon
Back again
mobilerose
any girls wanna make me their wife
>>498528
mobilerose
or very girly looking guys?
mobilerose
i can sit around n look pretty all day
davesprite
>>498504
american mosquitoes turned you into a homosexual? rough
anon
I am doube playin so if I lose

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