>>498383
it goes well so far :)
i woke up p late so not much but it's looking like a nice one i think
hru?

>>498382
why am i such a fujo amabs aren't supposed to do that lol

>>498386
aw that's real. idk about twinknon but last i spoke to rose she's doing well. is bf like, gone from your life, or do you just miss seeing?

>>498388
that's adorable lol
i hope you see him soon tho ya :)

also someone respond to my male-to-howl meme

i demand validation for my jokes

>>498395
#tag (link to booru image) howl

>>498398
oh my, that image
yeah alri you can kiss me if you can find me
doxxhunt for the smooch

zamn she in my walls

oh man i just matched on tinder with somebody who did that voice button training with her dog to teach her human words
i do NOT care if she wants to sleep with me or not
i just need to see this pup omg omg
i love the buttons

>>498408
what about goldfish do you traffick in those

.play taught dog to speak with buttons

>>498419
i need to get back to the point where this isn't too heavy to me
i miss being able to carry people or like, easily pick up furniture and stuff
i've gotten so weak

>>498428
wait actually a chess wedding motif would be fantastic
i am now considering that for my wedding

>>498435
>when the chedding (chess wedding) and the chedding (cheddar wedding) are booked in the same convention center and nobody knows where to go

>>498436
i feel like you can do classy but themed. it's just about not doing it tacky. media themeing can never not be tacky but something that's just a motif like chess or elemental motifs or something that can be subtle and relates somehow to the couple, that's very kino
i want my wedding to have elaborate little details like this, to be a huge show for the attendees as audience

watching fnaf movie

hello all

>>498437
when the cedding (cum wedding)

i am watching freddy movie

whys the main guy kinda cute

>>498439
ugh post bugged
was gonna also say
classy dinner party with family
that's the reception
the wedding is whatever the fuck I, ME wants

one reason i would prefer to marry a man honestly
i don't wanna share space with a bride on my wedding day lol

hi dave

>>498458
hiii

i have also seriously considered writing a musical number with instrumental accompaniment to be my vows when the time comes

my wedding is gonna be so sick y'all

anyone wanna hold hands ?

just need... uh, a husband

>>498468
tfw iowans get married

>>498479
it would never work, i refuse to move to england

honestly guys i think i might just stay in america until they come for me
this is my home
i have access to european citizenship
i don't wanna do that

>>498479
davesprite is in a different country than me so I can't marry her

>>498492
i stay because i wanna have a future
i was supposed to be a brilliant research scientist but climate change has derailed my inner life since elementary school
i'm devoted to staying here and overthrowing the oligopoly regime and saving gaia

>>498484
what if i moved to american

>>498502
i'd consider it, you are p cool
but i don't imagine you'd do that anytime soon lel

>>498503
im moving in 2 weeks

to america

alright come get yer green card marriage i guess
quick do it before they strip my citizenship

(this is untrue btw)

>>498510
rose i know when ur joking lol
also tbf we're better as friends
is just funni

>>498514
saying im joking is part of the joke

>>498516
>art of the joke
that's gonna be my book on negotiation strategy kek
i am going full trump

>>498519
mist u two

any girls wanna make me their wife

or very girly looking guys?

i can sit around n look pretty all day

>>498504
american mosquitoes turned you into a homosexual? rough

>>498528
okaaaayyyyy haiiiii tea

i am such a failed homosexual
hitting up this bisexual dog girl on tinder

>>498534
could be hitting up a bisexual dog girl on discord rn ykno

a shame to gays everywhere

>>498535
this girl lives 5 miles from me and is hot and matched me first so must be into trannies
i'm gonna at least see if she's cool lol
i have never been adventurous in dating and i think i should try it

>>498538
sunnuva

>>498539
rose you're buried in horny singles in ur area and also not into me lmao

>>498541
i wish , everyone is dating someone or whatever
also ur like cute u think ur pretty

but also it is funny to joke about dw i am not pining over u too hard dave

i honestly cannot get into chess. i feel compelled to learn too many opening moves and rote strategies
i am really into online ranked Go though

>>498550
ur a girl who is cute so its p natural id fine u cute

anyways anyone wanna jaxk off

>>498560
yeah gonna spend the day jacking my brain off all over the page and yknow i regret choosing to write this sentence already

>>498565
can we nuke capitol hill timed just right so it hits the stupid corpo pride parade
and then we can just have the real one in the park because all the gays who work for microsoft and the CIA will be glass

>>498562
joint jo sesh?

>>498571
>post my joi
>it's a "just the tips, for writers"

>>498581
would if i still lived out there
ugh i wanna go to gasworks like right now today and walk around
i miss seattle

anon who deleted your post, go do something cool you can only do in seattle today, for me <3
go stare up at rainier-sama

>>498590
yesss
omg i also miss my weekend shopping at pike place
i miss the weather
i miss everything there ughhh

>>498598
heheheh ty

>>498601
the CHAD lives on

man i remember how absolutely freaked out people were about the chad/chaz/chap/whatever
it was so funny
those guys were based except at night tho

>>498606
>based and then they get violent when no one's watching
even antifa becomes a cop when they make themselves the cops
pig is a state of mind

>>498617
yeah that's why i said except at night
it was this weird dichotomy where crime went way down and there was all kinds of cool community stuff in the day, but then at night they had armed thugs roving around maintaining curfew and assaulting people

also though tbqh there were only a handful of incidents
it got taken very seriously, because they didn't have the guard of a police badge
the seattle PD also does that shit they just get away with it cause it's their job

>>498637
bury will you still join my revolution even though we have a firm stance against cop killing

>>498652
does it help if i wanna completely reorganize policing, take away beat cops' guns, and implement a new agency in the justice department whose entire role is unbiased prosecution of local PDs?

>>498658
it means we will stop cops killing without cop killing
<revolution of peace and love just like in my cartoon network shows3

>>498667

damn that should be a spell

>>498670

fuck i forgot spells on mods bounce lol

>>498677
we all will. i will teach this country to be what it has always wanted to. and millions of people will join hands with me and make this happen. bet :]

i suppose i should probably go get back to work, on that note :p
::bye

>>498693
i mean i like elden ring because it makes me feel like a revolutionary and it involves a lot of gratuituous nihilism and violence
videogames are videogames
i just don't wanna kill real sentients if it can be avoided

>>498705
#based (on what?)

>>498705
#based (based on what?)

gah

stupid fed bot