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rose
my favourite sandwich is a baguette thats just been baked thats got butter and brie and also maybe some bacon on there too thatd be nice
>>502652
straw bury
hapihapi hapi
anon
>>502648
Oh do you like fig spread on that too for a lil sweetness? Because I love baked brie and bacon
>>502701
straw bury
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straw bury
this is me singing this
straw bury
i recorded this right after rose aggreed to eat sandwiches with me
anon
This is me singing this when I heard straw girl's date went well
nonners
this is not a good children's song
>>502661
straw bury
>>502660
hapi hapi hapiiii hapihapihapihapihapiiiiiii
nonners
what kinda chorus is this
straw bury
nice job :D
nonners
.play goop guy
Spiders
i just came back what the hell are you guys watching
>>502666
Spiders
</3333
straw bury
me wehn i find burried treasure ......
Spiders
the sraw burried treasure
Spiders
straw*
straw bury
me when i forget to pay back my debt to the local russian mobsters and they shove me in a chest and drop me into lake union
nonners
this isnt even catchy how are kids supposed to like this
Spiders
me when i kill the local russian mobsters through extensive torture (prolonged)
nonners
its just one word
straw bury
unhappycels are fucking convulsing and frothing at the mouth rn
nonners
this will make the kids dumb
anon
Unhappy video rn
Spiders
twinkanon you can NEVER come near dan henchel ever again
>>502682
straw bury
dan hentschel the throat goat X3
anon
>>502680
I am going to meet him and have sex with him
Spiders
clearly he doesn't swallow
sæкі
ughhhhh
Spiders
hahahahahaha
Spiders
>>502686
what's the appointment for? is there really reason
straw bury
>>502684
he cut off his eyelids so he would never go to sleep
Spiders
ah
Spiders
teet.
Spiders
is okay. thankfully the human race has discovered anastethics
sæкі
is cus of my dentist not the root canals tho
>>502704
nonners
.seek 5:00
rose
>>502652
i havent had before but if you did it and it was nice i would say yayy thank you
>>502710
Spiders
anasthetics*
rose
and give you a hug
sæкі
:<
sæкі
pls
Spiders
can we play another video where an incel get's raided by the popo
Spiders
gets*
anon
A video where an incel meets the pope (they are all volcels)
>>502717
sæкі
oh god isnt this channel one of the gross ones
Spiders
>>502714
erm. a propos pope... isn't it a little suspicious that the new pope is american ermm
>>502718
anon
>>502717
The Catholic Church accurately predicted that American Catholics would become substantially more religious if it was their guy in the chair
>>502725
straw bury
im makin cereal makin makin cereal bakin cereal B)
sæкі
bye
anon
Wish I could cook you something nicer than cereal tbh
Spiders
>>502718
isn't this going to make them more evil
Spiders
i think it will have the opposite effect
>>502730
anon
>>502728
Nah, there are already a gorillion sedecantavist types in America, if anything they will feel obliged to listen to a more progressive pope
Spiders
the pope will say "let's not crucify and burn the gays at the stake ok guys" and they wil say he isn't the real pope and he is actually the antichrist
anon
>>502731
People that don't believe the pope has authority but describe themselves as catholic
>>502735
anon
#ksay glayglay
Spiders
>>502733
yeah right. fascinating how often it happens. guess the pope is only authority when what he says alligns with my world view
>>502738
anon
#ksay glungle
anon
#ksay fungle
anon
>>502735
Basically they are the stereotypical "le tradcaths" that just kind of ignore Catholic doctrine
nonners
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Spiders
the american guy is supposed to be in the middle anyhow
>>502742
anon
>>502741
I think he is prob less progressive than Francis, but probably still in lockstep with the "we are going to start cracking the door open for at least gay acceptance for the moment". IDK, he was also probably selected to sort out the ongoing issue with erm... bad priests doing bad things
Spiders
is that still a thing
Spiders
is it like an actual common problem
Spiders
because to me it's like a total blown out of the water problem, like a rightist showing you a photo of a guy in a bdsm costume at a pride event to convince you that the lgbt are pedophiles and rapists
>>502747
anon
Multiple diocese have gone bankrupt from lawsuits and it has substantially cut into the Catholic Church's ability to grow, finance its operations, etc. It is a pretty big problem for the organization, so while there is also the "we want to be more progressive" angle, there is also a more practical "we have a problem we need someone to solve" angle.
anon
>>502745
I am of the opinion that the Church's centralized authority is part of why it is well known, I have zero doubt you see worse things at higher rates in all these bizarre disconnected protestant churches. And the Orthodox Church is basically just an arm of the Russian government at this point, with all the bad shit that entails. Though I do believe the Catholic Church deserves ALOT of criticism for how it was handled, like trying to shuffle people around while keeping it an internal matter instead of you know just tossing them to the local law enforcement to rip the priest apart.
Spiders
so true. it's so bizzare to me that the church has any political or other authority in modern times. like, this ain't medieval times dude
>>502750
Spiders
"rip the priest apart" lmao
anon
>>502748
It doesn't really surprise me all that much, people crave dogma.
Spiders
omg twinkanon do you want to see another picture of my disgusting sog
>>502752
Spiders
(not my feet)
anon
>>502753
Pugs always look so nervous lol
Spiders
because they are hahahahaa
anon
It conveys an expression of pain
anon
sorrow even
Spiders
it's okay
Spiders
as a pug owner i can say that they're not in pain 24/7 and are silly little fellows
Spiders
though i think they should be bred to have their long snouts back still
anon
I have a husky, and they are perfect except she has the worst smelling breath ever
>>502765
Spiders
she had a surgery done on her nostrils and stuff so she could breathe better
>>502764
Spiders
>>502764
is okay! she can breathe just fine
anon
>>502765
Oh no, like her breath is substantially worse than any dog I have ever experienced, and also she likes to randomly lick people
Spiders
from how far can you smell it from
>>502769
anon
>>502768
The issue is that she comes in real close to lick you, and like she will run up and lick your legs and stuff
Spiders
so silly what's she called
>>502773
Spiders
:3
Spiders
you must have a big backyard
>>502775
Spiders
aw
anon
>>502772
Eh, the dog is a rescue, but sometimes it is like a husky in the southern US...
anon
She has to be walked at the crack of dawn because otherwise it'lll be too warm for her
Spiders
awr :(
anon
Also she likes to jump on people
>>502783
Spiders
so, she was rescued from bad owners?
>>502782
anon
>>502781
Literally found running around on the street and hopped into my stepmom's car
Spiders
>>502780
mine too except she's tiny hehe
Spiders
huh. that's odd. to abandon a non-mutt dog
anon
Oh my God, my fam also has a white German shepherd that was clearly abused at one point and was a rescue. She is like terrified of me, but she likes me more now
Spiders
white german shephard"
Spiders
aryan.
Spiders
aw that's sad
anon
She has to wear the cone
anon
Because she is so nervous
anon
We also give her a cone that looks like a donut and call her sprinkles
Spiders
yikes.
anon
Yeah, and she also falls into pacing behavior when there are alot of people and she is clearly nervous
>>502802
Spiders
pacing? so walking back and forth constantly?
>>502797
anon
>>502796
She'll walk to one room then to the other over and over again while staring at everyone and occasionally getting freaked out because someone has unexpectedly moved on her circuit
Spiders
poor doggy :(
anon
I know, I feel really bad for her, unfortunately I suspect that whoever did that to her was probably tall and had dark hair, because she used to be completely terrified of me. Like actually so scared. Now she will eat out of my hands and let me pet her
>>502801
Spiders
it's good that she's in good hands now, even if she is very traumatized. it will be better
Spiders
>>502799
yeah i wanted to say that her abuser most likely resembled you
Spiders
aww :3 you showed her that you're good
anon
I can tell she is still very instinctively scared of me though, even if she has sort of realized that I am nice
>>502808
anon
>>502802
I would pick you up and make you sit on my lap while giving you treats so that you calm down
>>502807
Spiders
>>502804
i'm sure she'll get better the more time you spend with her :3
anon
>>502807
I don't pick her up because 1. she is big 2. it would give her a heart attack, but I do give her treats. And uh ones that have THC in it lol
>>502812>>502815
Spiders
do you have a pic of her? :3 or your husky?
anon
I can get a pic of them since I am at my parents place rn for the summer
Spiders
hell yeah
Spiders
>>502809
can i have some too :3 can i have some too :3 can i have some too :3
>>502817
anon
Then (redacted for hornyposting) while we are high
straw bury
WUH
straw bury
HWAHH
anon
Huh?
anon
Did you enjoy the cereal?
anon
I wish I could make you a good breakfast
straw bury
u wish u were the cereal yeah yeah i get it
>>502831
Spiders
i've never been high for reals. i've smoked da weed but it didn't have any effect on me. i think i was puffing very terribly. or/and i have a tolerance
>>502836
straw bury
>>502827
special k. like in maus
anon
>>502828
I would make you chocolate chip pancakes and put some whipped cream on top
tea (phone)
nice. wait like the one about the nazis
>>502833
tea (phone)
i did not know they have special k in there
straw bury
theres a part where art's dad is annoying him to take some food home with him but art doesnt wanna but then his dad offers him special k and he doesnt want the special k
anon
>>502829
Try edibles tbh, because yeah you probably weren't puffin right
Spiders
don't have anybody to be high with right now or from whom to get da weed
anon
Well if I was there, I would get high with you then grope you. But I would say it is safe to do edibles on your own, it's not like LSD or smthn that will make you wanna go outside and do stupid shit. Weed just makes you want to slump into the couch
>>502841
straw bury
i cant smoke weed bcuz i have to apply to the ironworkers union soon and they do drug tests :(
>>502842
Spiders
>>502838
omg :3 i'd be over the moon
straw bury
the painters are the only trade that doesnt do drug testing so everyone there is a stoner lol
tea (phone)
sorry they do drug tests for unions?
straw bury
yeah they dont want someone smoking weed and working on a building
anon
Do they do hair tests and that whole thing? Or like is it just "don't show up high"
anon
>>502848
Like testing if you have smoked in the past few months deal
anon
As opposed to like in the last 24 hours
straw bury
yeah they check that
>>502853
straw bury
cant smoke ever
anon
>>502851
Damn, sounds like BS, can't wait for weed to just be treated like beer
straw bury
maaaariiiijuanaaaaaa
Spiders
first maybe get the government to let you drink at 18 LOOLLL
>>502857>>502858
straw bury
.play amerijuanican
anon
>>502855
In New Orleans, it is fairly normal to start sort of like drinking as a teenager, restaurants don't really ask for ID, tons of bars that don't care, etc. I've pretty much been at the drinking beer with dinner stage since like 16. But I don't really drink much at all in general.
straw bury
>>502855
i dont give a fuck about the government i drink anyway
>>502859
nonners
>>502858
thats right, fuck the state
straw bury
fuck the world
straw bury
jack sneider said that
anon
FUCK YA LIFE BING BONG
Spiders
"bars" "restaurants" you guys don't buy alcohol at a grocery store and drink under a bridge???
>>502864>>502865>>502866
anon
>>502863
You can buy at a gas station, but the ABC boards have to answer somewhat to a higher power. Bars and restaurants don't really get looked at or care, but grocery stores and gas stations do
rose
sandwich was nice, wouldve been nicer to have a boy touch me n makeout with me n stuff, oh well
>>502870
straw bury
one day i will give off the same vibes as this album cover
rose
thinking about getting a pin of the lesbian flag and the achilean (or whatever the gay guy flag is called) flag and wear both of them together
>>502872>>502873>>502871
anon
>>502869
The Achillean flag that looks like the Argentinian flag
Spiders
i wish i had a friend group to be drunk with or high
>>502880
Spiders
i used to have one but they all hated me and nobody had the balls to tell me
>>502877
Spiders
it's okay. i hated myself too
straw bury
>>502875
ugh that shits the worst
Spiders
they just needed a reason to throw me out and guess i gave it to them
Spiders
tsch. rose and her child bearing hips
anon
>>502879
It's to wear so that people know what you are attracted to
Spiders
>>502880
yeah. i hope so. i need to find myself a queer friend group
>>502886
Spiders
to be gay with
Spiders
>>502886
uh! just go walk outside. buy something from a store go to a cool place or hang out at somebody's place. i never really do anything grand
>>502890
anon
>>502888
Do you guys have a skatepark culture in your country?
Spiders
uhh. i doubt it's anything like in the US but maybe?? not really. why?
>>502896
rose
wish i knew how to skate thatd be badass
anon
>>502892
it's easy to just kind of vibe out at a skatepark and all the stoners would want to flirt with you
>>502899
Spiders
>>502889
woah now. someone's freakky.
anon
>>502899
Well all I am saying is that I would flirt with you if I ever saw you
>>502906
Spiders
skatepark people seem vile to me. like very loud and toxic.
>>502905
anon
>>502903
idk maybe I just lucked out with them
Spiders
>>502902
you could babble to me incoherently and i'd still be in love </33333
>>502909
straw bury
:;yuri
anon
>>502906
I would rather just pat your head while you sit on my lap and babble to me incoherently, because that is cute and fun
>>502912>>502915
straw bury
i need a stoner skater guy who listens to doom metal to cuddle me and stuff and hold my hand
>>502914>>502911
anon
>>502910
unfortunately, I don't have the skater stoenr aesthetic
Spiders
(eated)
Spiders
:3333
anon
I want that
anon
>>502923
Basically reverse the characters and it is me and you
anon
I actually do literally wear the black pants, black turtleneck, white belt combo all the time
Spiders
>>502923
I REMEMBER SEEING THIS. why's it so hot
Spiders
STOOOOPPP
Spiders
IM CRYING
anon
fr fr lemme rizz you up sis
Spiders
"lil bro crying *skull emoji*"
tea (phone)
ts pmo
anon
:skull emoji: :easter island head emoji:
>>502941
Spiders
>>502939
RIGHT? i like regular basil more though
nonners
.play who put shit in my mailbox
Spiders
i know this guy with aspergers who's a huge weed consumer
Spiders
he's a metalhead and has very long disgusting greasy hair
>>502955
Spiders
and he's fat
nonners
twinknon do you want to play chess
>>502957
anon
>>502956
yeah I know right, but my hair does kind of curl up so it never really gets long. I have straight hair except past like maybe 4 inches then it just gets curly
Spiders
when are you fixing that? are you fixing it rn :3
>>502961
rose
straw do u wanna makeout while we suck a guys dick??
>>502965
anon
>>502966
I had to get it cut for my sisters wedding, it did look good tbh tho
>>502971
straw bury
top lel
Spiders
why!?!?!??!?!
anon
It was her wedding
Spiders
and???
anon
My hair was like down past my shoulders
Spiders
you didn't want to have hair prettier than the hhu
anon
Also i had to use like a fifth of a bottle of conditioner just to keep it looking good for a day
₴æкi
ugh
₴æкi
having slight wheezing from panic and dont have inhaler and dentist in a bit after drive and
>>502986
Spiders
hmm. i should probably start using a conditioner again. i only have one for curly hair
anon
because it is super fucking thick hair
Spiders
and i don't want mine to be all that curly... just a little curly
>>502987>>502996
anon
>>502980
It'll be okay saeki, I willl kiss you!
anon
>>502984
Yeah, mine doesn't do tight curls or anything like that, very loose and you can run your fingers through it, but at a certain point it does want to slowly start waving around
Spiders
my hair's really weird i don't know i don't have it figured out lol
anon
I am not sure, have I seen your hair?
>>502993
straw bury
>>502990
spikeman when i fuKFICNG KILL KILL KILL KILL HIM DEAD
>>502994
Spiders
>>502989
hmmm. i did send those pictures of me with a ponytail once that made strawberries go mad hehe
>>502995
anon
>>502993
Oh I think I remember that! I like barely remember what it looked like, I just remember a ponytail pic being posted
Spiders
>>502996
bad? it's real prety :333
Spiders
>>502998
i used to want straight hair too! but i've learned to embrace my curl.
Spiders
yeah your hair really pretty :3
Spiders
it's like really curly for the entire length, while mine for example likes to curl at the tips mostly
>>503007
anon
I want to bundle it all up and then lick and kiss your neck
tea (phone)
>>502998
u can look amazing as a cute emo boygirl with curly hair
₴æкi
>>502998
ur rly pretty but would be cute to see ur hair straightened or dyed sometime bwa
>>503009
Spiders
>>503007
my hair is REALLY yucky when it does that i hate it!! but i've learned to style it a bit, which i thought was impossible at first
>>503010
rose
i am a blonde
anon
Curly headed blondes cute
Spiders
cunty headed blonde
anon
Except like everybody on here is a FUCKIN BLONDE except for me lol
Spiders
i think about dyeing it sometimes but i don't know what color i'd like
>>503023
anon
I think that is right
Spiders
i'd like to get the tips dyed probably
₴æкi
>>503020
ou, ic, can be weird for me 2 looking at my ild hair and rn
anon
>>503018
I've dyed my hair a couple times, but I went for funky colors because if I am gonna do that, I am going all out.
₴æкi
i dunno wadduhecc i wanna do w mine rn so have it long while i decide ig..
₴æкi
i wan find out what i could do w it
rose
one of the last pics of me with blonde hair was with this girl who broke my heart real bad ouuugh cries n vomits n cries
₴æкi
maybe come up w in dms w cutes at some point
Spiders
oh i'm suddenly so tried and my head hurts
>>503041
rose
saeki check discord
rose
>>503029
straw you gotta thinka bout what you say before you type it out and make me read it
straw bury
that was my last post on here dont worry
₴æкi
lel
₴æкi
Awww
₴æкi
will miss u n cuties...
₴æкi
scared
₴æкi
fuck im having to try not to get super self hating abt mouth n stuff
Spiders
>>503041
you could use me as a shovel in your yard and i'd still love every second of it
>>503046
₴æкi
i hate hereditary issues
anon
>>503043
I wouldn't do that to you, I would treat you very well and have you rest on my lap while I lick your neck and body and stuff

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