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genuinely evil

just go meet people outside, its piss easy to find certain types at music events

>>51515
oooh scary. It sounds like it would grind you down

>>51519
i can't go to events i always get fucked up in like 20 minutes i have a problematic relationship with alcohol

>>51521
Some of the craigslist ads are funny but I'd be too scared, plus what if they were a bad influence. I do get free stuff on there though

>>51522
that's me! i'm popdog :) thank u for elaborating

>>51520
for the guy, imagine pouring through millions of photos and never getting a single response. for the trans girl or twink, imagine getting millions of fucking unsolicited requests from ugly dudes and getting blasted with dick pics

im top dog. >>51525

>>51515
#this

.play bladee doorman

>>51527
my name proves otherwise sorry

>>51531
bark

why are you barking

>>51533
#bark #barl

>barl
no

>>51534
thats not fucking funnny

>>51526
bumping thiis

>>51526
#thissomuchthis

>>51538
you barked...

>>51526
stressful >))):(

>>51542
it was an INSTRUCTION i wasn't barking myself and you know this

>>51543
its just the commodification of dating apps in general. they have an incentive to not be as good as they could be because then they lose users

>>51544
idk

>>51547
im too high to be violent but if i were less i would crack your skull

>>51545
yeah they're designed to squeeze money out of ppl rather than connect them up. the classic capitalism problem where your proposed solution to a problem just perpetuates the problem so u can stay in business

>>51545
Sad. : (

>>51549
unironically irl, and other social media not for dating are best for actually dating

this song is such a vibe

>>51548
id kick ur ass

>>51550
i saw what you posted and its true

>>51554
LOOOOLL if u actually rhink that ur fucked i cld be half dead and i will still gnaw and tear ur skin off w my teeth there is no end to my persistence

#wifenuke

>>51555
yeah but it was too negative

>>51559
we need to get alex jones on here. Trump has truth social, musk has twitter- HUG idea

on a completely irrelevant note i feel like cosplaying

glegle is turning the frogs gay

>>51556
id just put my hand against ur head and hold u at arms length and u could do nothing abt it

>>51561
as whomst ?

>>51564
aw I though he was going to buy here and opworm could get rich

>>51565
probably some fucking obscure character from an obscure game like F&H or something

>>51563
i dont know where you get this conceited confidence but it just makes me mad i wld actually foam.at the fucking mouth u do not know how dedicated i am

>>51564
then all the altchans start swelling with users like when musk bought twitter....

>>51571
im a dead ringer for daan but i could pull a levi easily

>>51575
yeah sure

>>51551
What if that shows that dating is actually bad- like if relationships formed first without sexuality turn out respectful and sexuality can be added, but people going in with sexuality turn out insane, maybe even marriage should be about friendship first before horni

>>51568
im just self assured

>>51551
regrettable...... shut-ins remain seething........

>>51569
idk if thered be any reason for him to buy 4chan considering its already like aligned with him sort of

im sur elots of ppl there think hes a dork tho

>>51577
this is usually the case

oh yeah that

>>51571
what

>>51577
like sex isnt even that crazy, it gets to a point where its just a performative act and you just really enjoy the company of the other person

>>51577
good relationships definitely are friendships first with the bonus of sex.... dating apps seem to be dogshit cause everyone there is either desperate or insane, unable to find relationships from irl

>>51587
nuh uh my friend had sex once and he said it was super crazy and he's super amazing now

one of my friends dressed up as santa claus during sex to mess with his wife as an example

i am tweaking so fucking hard i just made up a conversation and read it with my eyes closed

>>51591
as an example??

>>51594
performative act rather than for pleasure

>>51592
i do that shit all the time, as long as u can discern fantasy from reality then ur good.

i cant right now

>>51595
i dont follow

>>51597
try some grounding techniques, like reducing stimulation or familiar sights / smells with ur senses. stay strong julliera

>>51598
trying to think of how to put this uhhhh

OK then- new dating app idea- it just tries to convince you to have sex with your friends. BOOM

>>51601
problem one: no friends????? one million dollars wasted...........

>>51602
It also gives u friends

>>51604
ok this is based

>>51589
this is just the plot to baki

>>51599
okay ill just try to like count the numbers of sections on my window things the blinds

maybe u should take a sleep

>>51608
#this also is a good idea

>>51603
snorted ritalin like 4 blinkers or 5 and dxm LAWLWL ritalin helped me lock in

>>51610
the person who made this vid listened thru the entire spongebob music collection and compiled this set of bangers. they all fuck so hard

>>51598
the actual physical pleasure one gets gets numb for a lot of people, so its just something they do because they really like their partner

>>51608
maybe u shouldnt have tricked me i uour an admin

>>51615
spongebobgirls..... it's #itsover (53) ....

>>51617
i also took seroquel in the morning im not sure if it like interacts bad also did u say babys first stom what does that mean

>>51618
living the dream

>>51613
oh ig i dont relate to that

>>51616
i never tricked you!!

>>51619
where the rectangular porous girls @

>>51624
you didnt discloes it

>>51623
tbf it happens to people who only have been married or with their partner for a long while, from what ive seen

>>51626
why baby

>>51628
oh fair the longest relationship i had was only 2 years

>>51631
yah but i take like twice the prescribed amt which is like almost 1200mg bc it gives u a nice buzz

>>51627
im not obliged to

>>51637
me on the left

it's georgia time

>>51638
to be fair you have to disclose if you're a fed or else it's entrapment

>>51637
holy fuck it changes from a statue to something alive and cute

>>51643
oh in that case i should disclose i am a federal agent

>>51648
cia/fbi/nsa?

>>51646
#kiss

>>51649
yes all three

>>51645
YES it's so lovely

>>51654
im about to coup ur country btw

>>51656
why did you mention isreal

>>51657
i'd date kratos if he promised not to murder

also isreal does not control the USA thats practically antisemitic conspiracy shit

>>51659
if you date kratos you're 90% likely to get murdered by plot before the story even begins

>>51660
"control" is a whacky word for it but israel + usa do love eachother very very much... israel is a good ally for usa in the middle east

yes the usa loves having an ally in the middle east

>>51665
stole ur brainwaves l0ser lole

i shared them 😳

public wifi thoughts

>>51669
this has probably happened to me

>>51662
noooo

#pumpupthevolume

>>51670
holy shit youre right wtf were the spongebob composers cooking because it smells good

with the backgrounds..............

it's peak

yeah, uess who just got mom's chromebook to turn on, yep, heh, important worm here, yep, hah no need to bow or anything

desperate for a star trek sicifi room that i can play out spongebob noir roleplay in

waoow lots to catch up on in posts

>>51686
yes yes thank you thank you

>>51688
>>51690
impossible to catch up.... simply flow along with the worms....

mmmm but I like the posts and some are replies to me. I won't reply to them unless they're important though

>>51681
hi back im shrimp

>>51693
i guess it would be nice to quickly see replies to ur post.... but that's a consequence of us using this website like irc rather than a webbed site

#ai translate to english: 草

grass translate to english: 草

grass :)

>>51587
I worry about that whole dynamic of wives having duty sex with husband and husband feels incapable like a winy kid and wife feels bothered and put upon : (

>>51700
admin wants a super popular website so he's probably creaming his mf jorts right now

discord also cant do this

>>51708
also you can't do this on discord

::snoy

>>51705
what

>>51719
well thinking about people in long relationships with sex, like eventually one gets tired of it and either humors the other or the other has to feel sad :(

::boatmotor

>>51720
oh yeah thats a very real thing

>>51728
ur cute

>>51729
I'd want to have a general solution before being in a long term relationship. I think my own parents just stopped having sex, seems kinda lonely though

>>51733
nuh uh

>>51727
>>51723
what was this tweet anon... sounds like a banger i'd save to my puter

>>51732
real. there's a fucking freakish amount of people who just get into relationships purely for sexual reasons and then get surprised when they don't feel any attachment to their SO after the sex begins to die down

>>51720
love changes over time i thinky, you can't sustain the euphoric *tips* high of love + lust that comes at the beginning. it usually peters out into mutual respect and more platonic

>>51628
this is a thing the anti porn people talk about, which ehhhhh I distrust a lot about them, but I thought the coolidge effect was interesting, that male attraction drops off hard after a few exposures to one person. and a lot of women get tired of men too

>>51738
you should. its mostly a common thing with guys though

>>51741
me

>>51742
>:( evil

>>51740
it gets hard to follow sometimes dw
.play stop trying to understand

>>51747
yeah he killed all the api shit so ppl would be funneled to his ad ridden shitstainsite
bluesky is better but very aggressively libby atm and is kinda annoying without filtering out the american buzzwords

>>51751
#this #based

>>51665
yeah and then the fbi tries to do briefings about their industrial espianage and gets shut down by congressional interfenrence >:( but yeah they wish they had way more power over usa than they did and get fucked with by usa too

>>51738
also the solution to this is minor appearance changes in both partners to trick the brain into thinking its a "new" person

the fuck is wjth the font

aight

>>51759
is that what you meant by the santa thing

#cleartheme

>>51763
no he dressed up as santa as a prank

>>51764
to the pokey with ye

oh

how to make it dancy again

i miss the font

though they did have sex so i guess maybe you're right in the end >>51763

#setfont

#settheme

#theme
article {
border: 2px lime solid;
}

aaaaa

>>51727
hmmm that's a big problem but I'm not sure if it's patriarchy or if that's the key thing. Like you could have emotional guys totally abusing the hell out of everyone else

????? #theme is enabled????

jesus christ opworm went all out

hehe

oh hi recci

>>51785
yeah it's based now

hi gamer

we're all feds now

>>51791
federal agents

red

#cleartheme

now only i am green

>>51797
youre a contract worker

>>51797
lisa needs braces

>>51736
very much needs to be said. and very much scares me.

>>51800
whoa curved edges. how'd u do that

secret

#theme article {font: georgia}

>>51804
#skeet (link to skeet)

friker

LOLE

wow round

test

>>51814
u cant say the bad word...

>>51737
Yeah and you just gotta be ready for that I think and if you're going to be married long term, accept you're choosing that over exciting sex for the rest of your life

>>51816
there is always a way

>>51803
yah it should, and dating is only getting worse now because people are just interested in another person as a visual commodity, not as someone they actually want to talk to

>>51820
you are a double agent

>>51819
i don't think so but bad words might get u banned.... tread lightly...

>>51815
skeet this

>>51819
its for posting tweets on the libpol bluesky

>>51822
nye he he

someofn pls try to skeet my post

>>51821
like, adding on to this, why do you think so many guys just immediately jump to sexual fixations or date solely because of sexual fixations?

>>51815
pls skeet this so u can learn the command pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

>>51815
#bleet (inappropriate content detected)

HAHA GET REKT NERD

recima said a slur

i said the d word >~<

>>51832
i got BANNED for FIVE MINUTES i'm CRYING and on MOBILE NOW

>>51838

#theme body { font-family: wingdings}

>>51759
Genious >:)

thats it im bombing this site

>>51835
dick???

>>51821
for sure I think the concept of 'objectification' actually is really good to be something to watch out for

oh no

>>51845
bomb me first me first me me me

#cleartheme

>>51850
#bomb

yesssssssss

ow haha owie oof i'm dead lol

>>51847
fetishists, chasers, and etc will NEVER understand this is what puts them off from most women

>>51855
mfs who think only of themselves and their own desires to the detriment of everyone else will remain in the stinkybin

>>51859
one soggy cigarette, as a treat

wait does trying to bleet something bad ban you

>>51856
yeah this.

>>51863
welcome to the club

>>51864
for 5 mins....

oh huh

i guess it's a good idea to deter testing the wordfilters

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)